Find Aaron Johnson! (620 hits)
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Submitted by Kylos (View user info) at 2007-09-05 05:20:28 EDT
Morning to all who are concerning themselves with my debut post under this alias, it is Wednesday, and last time I posted (which was a while back) today was that little gem known as shit post Wednedsay.
Hoorah they chanted, hoorah.
Gather round younglings, puppa Kylos has a rant for thee.
Now I hate to be viewed as being cruel, and I am heavily anticipating the onslaught of -2 ratings and abusive comments, but i have to please direct your attention to the Madeleine McCanne situation.
First I would like to say that I do massivly sympathise with the parents situation, but I do think it has got to a point now....
This rant materialises on the back of a spam email I have recieved on multiple occasions, entitled "Find Madeleine McCann". Ok, acceptable i guess, raising awareness, but... why?
Why send me this email? I am at work, in London..... "Whats that movement I feel by my feet? Well kiss my cheek and call me Jesus! Its the sweet little McCanne girl that went missing! There she is under my desk, thank god that numtified prick with nothing better to do included my name in this spam email shite... Praise Allah.
Or maybe if we all took the time to have a quick peek in the airing cupboards when we get home, as that use to be a popular hide and seek spot of mine, she simply must be there???
No. these emails are spam. They are an E-disease, and cloud the real issue. I hope to God they find the lil' nipper I really do, but is it fair that this one girl is getting mass media coverage, football players wearing "Find Maddie" shirts, when little Aaron Johnson (for arguments sake) who lives in Peckham was kidnapped the other day, and all he gets is a column on page 7 of the N.O.T.W entitled "The Lost Boy". It took me half the article to realise I was not reading about the long awaited 'Peter Pan' sequal.
Thousands of children go missing, and still are presently, yet no one would have a clue who they are looking out for because apparently Madeleine is top dog.
And did no one learn anything from the tale of Bo-Peep? She'll be back...
So sorry guys, cruel, tedious and boring this post may have been, but i need to get the brain warmed again. I have just met the end of a 3 year cannabis binge and am slowly adjusting to sober reality. So be patient.
Keen to hear your views anyway, and good day to you all.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-06 19:04:03 EDT (#)
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why are you arguing with yourself, polesmoker?
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:39:37 PDT (#)
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they left the post as it is utter toss.
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:37:36 PDT (#)
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Man your no fun, no wonder everyone left this post . Boooo!
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:36:20 PDT (#)
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I am newish, i have used this site before.
I know who bart is. Don't test my resolve boy.
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:35:31 PDT (#)
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Erm theres this weirdo called Bart, do a post about how much of a cunt he is, everyone will love that
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:33:50 PDT (#)
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Haha, one day i will let you see my sister. Let her reach 14 first, hmmm, in her prime.
I'm bored with this. Who can we take the piss out of? I nipped out for a couple sherberts and am feeling abusive
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:31:16 PDT (#)
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You know the rules are you now have to post a camwhore
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:30:20 PDT (#)
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Lol i hate to disappoint but it's not me... and i don't do hats.... but comical none the less.
but my sister is one hot chick.
bom chikka waah waaaooh!!
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:28:56 PDT (#)
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I take it ur the dickweed in the hat then. I'd bang your sister
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:27:59 PDT (#)
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Hahhaha, my disgusting exploits have been unearthed..
i spent the first 6 years of my life as a rent boy.
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 06:27:48 PDT (#)
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Fish lips
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 01:19:08 EDT (#)
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This is shite, Kylos deserves a lynching.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:53:25 EDT (#)
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crap
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:48:21 EDT (#)
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Make me.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:39:37 EDT (#)
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they left the post as it is utter toss.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:37:36 EDT (#)
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Man your no fun, no wonder everyone left this post . Boooo!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:36:20 EDT (#)
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I am newish, i have used this site before.
I know who bart is. Don't test my resolve boy.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:35:31 EDT (#)
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Erm theres this weirdo called Bart, do a post about how much of a cunt he is, everyone will love that
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:33:50 EDT (#)
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Haha, one day i will let you see my sister. Let her reach 14 first, hmmm, in her prime.
I'm bored with this. Who can we take the piss out of? I nipped out for a couple sherberts and am feeling abusive
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:31:16 EDT (#)
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You know the rules are you now have to post a camwhore
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:30:20 EDT (#)
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Lol i hate to disappoint but it's not me... and i don't do hats.... but comical none the less.
but my sister is one hot chick.
bom chikka waah waaaooh!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:28:56 EDT (#)
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I take it ur the dickweed in the hat then. I'd bang your sister
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:27:59 EDT (#)
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Hahhaha, my disgusting exploits have been unearthed..
i spent the first 6 years of my life as a rent boy.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:27:48 EDT (#)
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Fish lips
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:25:11 EDT (#)
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If possible, this one is funnier, Kylos you stud!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=71643432
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:24:55 EDT (#)
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Good work Hurty
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:23:42 EDT (#)
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I'm fucking a white boy from Pakuranga OMG what a pedo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:19:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=428960
KYLOS??
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:08:24 EDT (#)
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you couldn't clean that bitch with White spirit.
but Barry Scott could be used here...
BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE
Well, the next morning she left.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:05:45 EDT (#)
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Touchy subject, his mums here right now getting cleaned up
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:04:36 EDT (#)
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haha excellent.
I've heard Emissions mum goes over easier than a cartoon character in a ball bearing factory.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:03:37 EDT (#)
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The best part of you ran down the crack of your mums ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:00:32 EDT (#)
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Oh i'm so so soooo sorry i'm not down with all your E-friends.
Go back to the crevis down the side of your bed, reach for the crusty boxers, and wipe away friend.
for you are a cum stained twat.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:56:55 EDT (#)
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i said that about Drogo. Hurt is generally fine but has annoyed me today and you are a penis.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:54:40 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, excellent. emissions told me he is a big gay bear.
I think it shows.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:51:15 EDT (#)
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Hurty is just a 13 year old american who likes jerking off to womens lingerie section in his mums womens weekly, don't mind him.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:38:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:37:55 BST (#)
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hahaha, one of my listed reasons for including myself activly with this site is to annoy...
the fact that i am being so successful with someone who i am quickly learning to be Uber's prime penis vein tickles me with glee.
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Have fun with that...
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:37:55 EDT (#)
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hahaha, one of my listed reasons for including myself activly with this site is to annoy...
the fact that i am being so successful with someone who i am quickly learning to be Uber's prime penis vein tickles me with glee.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:35:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:34:16 BST (#)
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Emissions - sorry for the crossed wires old chap.
HBTS - I am no ones alter... I'm just new/shit.
Explain as i am curious, what indicates i am an alter? i did use to have an account, but dont think i even ever posted.
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You might be. You might not be. You're just being fucking irritating.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:34:16 EDT (#)
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Emissions - sorry for the crossed wires old chap.
HBTS - I am no ones alter... I'm just new/shit.
Explain as i am curious, what indicates i am an alter? i did use to have an account, but dont think i even ever posted.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:31:39 EDT (#)
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I was telling HBTS to fuck off
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:30:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:26:44 BST (#)
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Erm, Emissions... telling me to fuck off? i thought i had shown some heart in my comments... Ah well.
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So whose alter are you then?
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:29:23 EDT (#)
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well I hope they find her, but as im in the states I see no reason to spam the interweb. If shes actually made it here then its game over already.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:26:44 EDT (#)
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Erm, Emissions... telling me to fuck off? i thought i had shown some heart in my comments... Ah well.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:23:33 EDT (#)
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Oh fuck this, If you dont give a fuck, then theres something wrong with you.
FUCK OFF.
and Fey> Nothing wrong with being cynical at all, better than being jaded. People become jaded through repetitive experience. This is reasonable but dull. Cynicism is unreasonable but much more fun.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:12:29 EDT (#)
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I know, i just want it to go away now....
I was not ready for this much coverage....
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:11:05 EDT (#)
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You don't deserve to be on the front page :(
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:06:52 EDT (#)
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I think surgeon has a vagina hehe.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:05:39 EDT (#)
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I didn't find Aaron Johnson, but I did find failure in Ubersites Biggest Mistake.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 08:00:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:58:20 BST (#)
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Ok maybe it was irresponsible parenting, but that's a bit far.
at least show some sympathy, it will not make a difference to my life if they found her, but i am sure 99% of us would feel a sense of relief.
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What the fuck? Why?
This is a child I have never met, a family I do not know and it's all based on a media frenzy that has fuelled the whole thing.
Fuck the lot of them.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:58:51 EDT (#)
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I amnot a member of this girl's family, and as such I could give a tiny flying rat's ass.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:58:20 EDT (#)
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Ok maybe it was irresponsible parenting, but that's a bit far.
at least show some sympathy, it will not make a difference to my life if they found her, but i am sure 99% of us would feel a sense of relief.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:52:57 EDT (#)
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I'm going to be honest. I don't give a fuck if they find her or not. It's been 4 months. The child is dead.
Fairly irresponsible parenting led to the whole thing: fuck the McCanns.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:45:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:40:06 EDT (#)
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We know the reason its publicised is because they are rich and its media worthy.
BUT this is a little girl who has been taken from her home. Who she belongs to and however rich tehy are should not matter.
SHE is the one who is missing, stop focusing on the parents, focus on her being found.
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come on Emission, thats much my point. Focus on her being found? She was lost in Portugal... I'm in London...
surely there is more reason for me to look for missing persons in my local area? As i said i am not a cruel.... I just think it is unfair how this has taken away any coverage of other missing persons.
but yes i do wish her safety and i sshould focus less on the parents.
Fey - i think it was alot speculation, Portuguese police in desperate situations due to thier lack of knowledge. However they did say they found her blood in the room, anyone know more on this?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:41:02 EDT (#)
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Emission - I'm a cynical bitch. And I've watched Man on Fire.
Hurt - Ah, ok. Did they have anything concrete or were they just shit stirring?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:40:06 EDT (#)
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We know the reason its publicised is because they are rich and its media worthy.
BUT this is a little girl who has been taken from her home. Who she belongs to and however rich tehy are should not matter.
SHE is the one who is missing, stop focusing on the parents, focus on her being found.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:36:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:32:10 EDT (#)
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I feel thats a bit harsh after all she's a little girl away from her parents, possibly dead, thats enough to traumatise any family. They are rich and perhaps they feel this is the best way of dealing with it, although it isn't and does draw suspicion. Maybe they are media hungry but only for there daughter I would hope. Calling them whores is going to far.
Somehow I feel they will never solve this case which in itself is bizzare, something has been hidden and whilst I would never dream of saying it could of been the parents, they must be eliminated from Inquiries.
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You make alot of sense. But i think it is incredibly wrong that we do not publicate every kidnapping like this... Or at least show them some recognition.
Imagine, your son/daughter has gone missing, yet no one cares/knows etc because Maddie is T'he worlds missing child'.
That would do some damage, feeling no one cares about your situation? And the whole world is looking for a girl due to the fact she has wealthy parents.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:35:49 EDT (#)
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or enquiries
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:32:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:20:55 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:21:53 EDT (#)
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I agree. The situation has been completely blown out of all proportion. Her parents are media hungry whores.
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I agree also. There was speculation that the parents had done it themselves, does anyone know anything about that?
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A Portuguese paper apparently published a story that implied the parents had done it. The paper has now been sued.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:32:10 EDT (#)
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I feel thats a bit harsh after all she's a little girl away from her parents, possibly dead, thats enough to traumatise any family. They are rich and perhaps they feel this is the best way of dealing with it, although it isn't and does draw suspicion. Maybe they are media hungry but only for there daughter I would hope. Calling them whores is going to far.
Somehow I feel they will never solve this case which in itself is bizzare, something has been hidden and whilst I would never dream of saying it could of been the parents, they must be eliminated from Inquiries.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:28:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:19:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:31:22 EDT (#)
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Ah... shit post Thurs.... Apologies.... It has been a while...
will re-post it tomorrow!
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Word of advice; don't.
Hello. Welcome back to the sober world.
And are you trying to say you've been on Uber before? Because you're aware that it shows you registered today, right? Which means you've outed yourself as an alter, yes?
So who are you?
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no, really not an alter. I did use to have an account but only really read other peoples words.
This time around i want a voice. May be a pathetic unfunny one, but hey.
It is good to be back in the sober world, i'm starting to recognise things it's great.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:21:53 EDT (#)
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I agree. The situation has been completely blown out of all proportion. Her parents are media hungry whores.
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I agree also. There was speculation that the parents had done it themselves, does anyone know anything about that?
On the other hand, if this big a stink was kicked up about every missing person, maybe it wouldn't be so safe to make people go missing.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 07:19:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:31:22 EDT (#)
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Ah... shit post Thurs.... Apologies.... It has been a while...
will re-post it tomorrow!
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Word of advice; don't.
Hello. Welcome back to the sober world.
And are you trying to say you've been on Uber before? Because you're aware that it shows you registered today, right? Which means you've outed yourself as an alter, yes?
So who are you?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:31:22 EDT (#)
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Ah... shit post Thurs.... Apologies.... It has been a while...
will re-post it tomorrow!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:23:55 EDT (#)
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I know what day it is, but thanks for sharing
Its shit post Thursday by the way.
Bye bye
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 05:21:53 EDT (#)
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I agree. The situation has been completely blown out of all proportion. Her parents are media hungry whores.