Dog In or Dog Out? (1026 hits)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-09-05 09:18:33 EDT
It's a matter of opinion that I don't share with a potential future mate, current friend, in regards to the value of order based in the bedroom. We talk about current affairs, troubles, woes, follies and jollies, happy things, learning, family issues, everything really and I quite enjoy our conversation. It's a discussion that rarely results in a disagreement, more or less an opportunity to see things through a different light or opinion.
Not always the case. We've had remote discussions about living arrangements should we ever get to that stage and we've both agreed that cats are for homosexual males, gingers, pockets for cocks, spineless cowards, people without personality, rapists, nuns, cowards, dungeons and dragon players, half-wits, girls with flat chests, guys with man tits, men who shave their taint, Persians, Greeks, Alaskans, receptionists, down syndrome children, people who shove catnip in their pouting cavern, Latino-Chinese-American fem dykes, circus freaks, men with tiny penises, and a varied group of select others.
Dogs however, are for real people, people have a franchised inventory in the human race. The people who own dogs are people that hold the backbone of the world together with the glue of sound thought, instinct, and everything that makes you think of goodness. You know who I'm talking about. MIKE VICK FOR ASPCA PRESIDENT!
My friend and I agree up to this point wholeheartedly that the dog is remarkably better creature than the pussy (good pun) feline. As we further digress into this conversation, however, we have stark opposite views. Does the dog belong in the bed?
My opinion is a simple, mother hell no! Your dog may be your companion, a friend who is always there, willing to cuddle, play, wag his tail, cheer you up, but you do not sleep with the dog. Not only is it hygienically disgusting, what happens if you wake up and your dog licking your crotch. Do you let him finish or do you stop him? Frankly, I choose not to be in that situation to begin with. I'm a firm believer that the dog is meant to be at the foot of the bed, at the ready in case there is an intruder.
She, however, thinks it's a marvelous idea to have a dog in the bed? I didn't really delve into the dichotomy behind it, but I can assume it's because dogs are nice to cuddle (NOT SPOON) with, and whatnot but other than that I can't find a solid reason why.
I like the Thai Ridge Back, she likes the French Mastiff--quite insignificant to the argument, but just because I know you are all dying to know.
Does the dog belong in the bed? Yay o Nay?
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-05 16:12:23 EDT (#)
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I don't keep pets, I have books instead. Books and art. And clothes that don't get shat, peed, or puked upon.
The roomie has a cat, he is retarded but somehow lovable. Can't catch the graveyard mice. Can't run across the furniture without falling. Occasionally spazzes right the hell out and attacks a pillow.
if he goes even 5min with an empty food dish, he'll eat anything that next touches his bowl, make himself sick, then puke it all back up.
Pets shouldn't have eating disorders.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:47:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:54:53 EDT (#)
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god, why is everyone so fucking anti dog?
Put your "pure bred persian" hairless reptile cat up against my Labrador.
Then we shall see who is the better.
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Two cats live in my house, though honestly I don't take them too seriously. I've had dogs. Cats are the better. Why, you ask? I'll tell you. http://www.ubersite.com/m/87788#1971648
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:46:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:45:22 EDT (#)
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A dog is an ANIMAL, as domesticated as they may be they do not belong on the couch, recliner, sitting stool, ottoman, chair, bed and so on. They are meant to subserviant to humans, not treated as if they are on the same level. I love my dog, dont get me wrong. But that bitch stays on the floor where her hairy ass belongs. Stay the fuck off the furniture, and dont jump on me when I come in the house, and if I stare you down you better look away. I run shit here, you just live here. That is all.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:02:15 EDT (#)
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no dogs in people beds.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:41:30 EDT (#)
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I said the exact same thing. The dog can sleep in the guest bedroom but not on MY bead. Obviously, for you people who need to get your weight up, not your hate up, CHRONICLYSM is a fucking champion. A purebred champion, ya dig!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:37:02 EDT (#)
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The dog can sleep on a bed, but not with people in it.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:59:28 EDT (#)
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Dog Out
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:53:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:51:32 EDT (#)
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In my effort to take shlongy's 'most reviews' spot away from him, I will now be rating every post I click on and read whether or not I have anything to say about the post in question.
Dog Out.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:39:27 EDT (#)
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lolz uguyz, shud i let a dog in mi bed, n wich 1 do u fink iz best??
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:27:54 EDT (#)
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dog fucking IN
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:06:16 EDT (#)
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I love my dog and she sleeps in the bed with me, especially when it's cold out.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:55:03 EDT (#)
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No dogs in my bed - a general rule I keep.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:52:25 EDT (#)
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bwahahahahaa @ the AIDS Cock
Is there an option C)All of the above ?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:45:26 EDT (#)
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Danger, clearly you are the imbecile to not recognize a sarcastic tone. I'm for the dog love, but letting them sleep in your bed must mean that you wife is about as penetrable as a buzzard and that you are a fucking lecherous slime with attachment issues.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:44:38 EDT (#)
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If your life depended on it and you had to do one, would you A) Have sex with your pet dog B) Give your Grandam Anal and then make her lick the shit from your dick
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:41:57 EDT (#)
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right. i'm gonna let you "win" this one because your insults don't even make enough sense to allow proper response.
swahili??
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:37:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:31:28 EDT (#)
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that was barely english.
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Your handle leads me to believe you are Swahili or something...
The crowd sings: "Sit down shut up, Sit down shut up!"
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:32:07 EDT (#)
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Both of our dogs sleep in the bed. Neither of them has ever attempted to lick either of our crotches. You are clearly an imbecile.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:31:28 EDT (#)
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that was barely english.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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my cat's a crotchety old man. he sleeps on my bed most nights and comes around for petting quite a bit. he's warm and fuzzy and nice to pet. he's also cute like most animals. i like him.
same reason i keep any living thing around, people included. i like them.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
you sound like a pre-pubecent twazzock who has smoked a lil too much sheesha.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:26:55 EDT (#)
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I have a venus flytrap.
I talk to it.
He's name is Michaelangelo
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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my cat's a crotchety old man. he sleeps on my bed most nights and comes around for petting quite a bit. he's warm and fuzzy and nice to pet. he's also cute like most animals. i like him.
same reason i keep any living thing around, people included. i like them.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:24:11 EDT (#)
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i've owned one of nearly every category of pet you can have living in your house.
i just like having living things around me and i tend to kill plants.
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Sorry to hear about your ferret. I have 2 of the stinky little bastards.
And really, the only ghey animal to own are birds or fish. Neither of them are in the least bit entertaining, they really only serve as decoration or background noise in the case of birds.
You can't interact with them.
They really, truly suck.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:22:32 EDT (#)
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If you like having things around you, why are you for the cat love? When they are never around. Only to feed thier stupid little faces.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:20:29 EDT (#)
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i've owned one of nearly every category of pet you can have living in your house.
i just like having living things around me and i tend to kill plants.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:18:47 EDT (#)
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Ok, look, people on this post are doing my head in. Firstly, dogs are more intelligent than you may think. My Dog can actually distinguish a ball from a stick, it's own dinner from mine, and never leaves the seat up.
The fucking disobidient shite of a cat does not do shit. It lives for itself. So why the fuck, when you go out to buy a pet, would you get a fucking cat.
you have babies because you love someone, and want to raise, and nurture a child of your own.
But fuck it, buy one thats 20 years old and tell it to fuck off out the house, yeah, thats cool.
Dogs adore being loved and interactive with people, this is why you buy pets, to show love.
not to wake up in the morning and tread on a dead mouse coz that little shit thought it would make a nice gift.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:16:56 EDT (#)
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A ferret owner? Seriously, aren't there any bridges by your home? JUMP!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:15:33 EDT (#)
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actually dogs commonly do replace things like children with older people, more so than cats. they are dependent on people because of their domestication while cats aren't. cats walk by you pet them, you don't have to feed or walk them they'll figure it out. if they're really smart they will figure out how to do anything on their own and won't ask permission. dogs tend to be more obedient and while they're both cuddly dogs need care like a toddler does. they ask permission to live.
this whole conversation just reminds me that one of my ferrets died yesterday.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:09:12 EDT (#)
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He's gotta be shagging one, Cat-love.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:05:20 EDT (#)
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I'm LOLlocausting over here, Niggerishly Bovine Douche, LOLlocausting I tell you. Cat owners are fairies and faggots, just ask McCallum...I've read that he's a cat lover and he gets hellbent whenever people make fun of him. At least he does in his reviews.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 11:01:46 EDT (#)
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But that is it Roboteer (Skrap)
I am indeed a dog owner, and so therefore your opinions on dog owners directly effects me? True? yes.
Now sit down and let puppa smirf hit you with some knowledge...
Owning a dog does not mean you desire control, to be the master, etc. my dogs for me act as a form of unwinding. They sit with me after work, they don't shout at me in the office and call me a genital wart infront of my peers. They love to be loved, the live to be loved. In my humble opinion, your opinion, is shallow...
clearly someone who is biased towards cats, as thier mother probably owned forty odd cats, Chester, cornelious, Marmaduke, the whole gang were there. And as the little kids played nearby, you heard them refer to her as "mad cat lady". Since then you have conjured up your own little consortium hellbent with a vendetta against the loveable cainine lovlies.
I watched over the hedge last night. Frikkin awesome.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:56:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:38:15 EDT (#)
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i think Skrapmetal should change his name to BukkakeLord for his damaging comments regarding dogs and thier owners.
you are clearly one of those little bitch men who gets dragged around by a dog on a lead rather than vice versa, and so fluffy ickle kitty kat pookie poo suits your weedly Stephen Hawking frame more.
Don't get me wrong, i have a cat, and he is a legend.
But you do have opinions i care less about than those of Hitlers Grandmother.
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Wrong. Wrong on all counts.
I don't know or care if you personally own a dog. If you have a dog, I don't care if you put a sweater on it or take it to day care or carry it around in a little bag that matches your clothes. I don't care if you starve it and beat it and get it to fight other dogs so you can bet on the outcome, or even if you treat your dog decently and 'normally',like the remaining 98% of dog owners treat theirs. I'm not talking about you personally; I don't know you. I expressed my thoughts on the mentality of dog owners in general based on my experience with them. Don't take it personally; again - I don't know you. If my opinion doesn't apply to you, then it doesn't apply to you. But I'll still bet that it does.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:54:53 EDT (#)
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god, why is everyone so fucking anti dog?
Put your "pure bred persian" hairless reptile cat up against my Labrador.
Then we shall see who is the better.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:48:42 EDT (#)
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scalpel..
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:46:02 EDT (#)
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Dogs belong outside, keeping intruders from even entering the house and to provide enough warning if they enter the yard that you are able to put on a robe and slippers before grabbing the shotgun
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:45:37 EDT (#)
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Cofirmed, I like Natures Bowelest Movement, for sure.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:45:26 EDT (#)
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fuck that. having an animal in your bed actually disrupts your sleep. i know this because of my cat. my choice is let him on the corner of my bed and maybe get disrupted or kick him out and have him yowl and definitely get disrupted. my dog also smells worse and sheds more than the cat. screw having that in the bed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:43:32 EDT (#)
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Ginger below
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:38:15 EDT (#)
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i think Skrapmetal should change his name to BukkakeLord for his damaging comments regarding dogs and thier owners.
you are clearly one of those little bitch men who gets dragged around by a dog on a lead rather than vice versa, and so fluffy ickle kitty kat pookie poo suits your weedly Stephen Hawking frame more.
Don't get me wrong, i have a cat, and he is a legend.
But you do have opinions i care less about than those of Hitlers Grandmother.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:32:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:49:17 EDT (#)
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Cats are for people with a healthy ego. Dogs are for people who need the world sugar-coated.
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Well said. Dogs have their place, of course: service animals, tracking animals, etc. I find that people who keep dogs as pets to be largely somewhat insecure and in need of a follower so that they can feel like 'master' in some aspect of their life. Especially pathetic are those that treat their dogs as though they were children. Perhaps that's not all bad, though - at least they won't breed actual children.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:32:03 EDT (#)
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Nay, oot
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:32:00 EDT (#)
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Let me clear it up for you, you don't. I'm a prick.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:21:53 EDT (#)
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I don't know if I like N_B_M or not, but he's more than entitled to hang out on my post all day.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:20:38 EDT (#)
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Hahaha i'm with Shifter, funny stuff.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:18:11 EDT (#)
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I LOLed @ below.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:15:47 EDT (#)
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Depends on the dog, and how old you are. As a child, I had a labrador that would sleep on my bed, which was good when it got cold.
The problem is that such a large dog will sprawl over the entire bed. Also, they always, I repeat, always sleep in the opposite direction that you do. Dog farts next to your head aren't a great way to wake up. Not to mention ticks, fleas, slobber, and other such things.
The dogs sleep outside now.
Plus, cats are cool. They only require a fraction of the attention and effort that dogs need, and they can be trained to use the toilet.
They're also fun to spin on linoleum floors while you're drunk/high.
Also, totally unrelated to anything but the word "cat", my father grew up on a farm where there were too many cats, they bred like rabbits, living well off of mice and whatever else they ate. Something needed to be done.
Not sure what this says about my parentage, but my father would bury the kittens up to their heads in sand and run over them with a lawnmower.
Or tie their tails together and hang them over a clothesline while they killed each other trying to live.
Or just practice the traditional method of ridding yourself on one's unwanted babies, regardless of species or law- put them in a burlap sack and throw them in a river while driving across a bridge.
That is all.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:11:03 EDT (#)
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Personally my dogs are members of my family. they have the same privalages as me. We have leather sofa's so the hairy lil scamps can sit with us.
they would not be 'sleeping' in my bed, however they can jump up for a huggle if it pleases them.
Cats are fucking useless. If i opened my Christmas present on Dec 25th, and got a dead bird, i would twat the sender with a spatula.
"she brought it in as a gift" the owner exclaimed
FUCK OOOOFFFFF! She brought it in because she is an unhygienic crettinous shite.
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-09-05 10:04:00 EDT (#)
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Dogs belong in a dog bed in the kitchen at night and should not even be allowed upstairs.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:53:45 EDT (#)
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"in between" is a bad construction.
I found my deodorant.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:51:26 EDT (#)
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Strange, i go out on the lash and always wake up next to dogs.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:50:35 EDT (#)
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Our rottweiler used to sleep in between us, which was great in Flagstaff where it's really cold at night during the winter and we were always to lazy to put more wood on the fire. Big warm dogs. She's too old to climb into bed now.
I can't find my deodorant.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:49:17 EDT (#)
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Cats are for people with a healthy ego. Dogs are for people who need the world sugar-coated.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:47:35 EDT (#)
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Dogs belong in bed.
Particularly in your case, as this appears to be your best chance to have a living organism go anywhere near your crotch in this lifetime.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:42:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:38:06 EDT (#)
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you would have loved an ending like that rooster you fucking diseased trafalgar square pigeon
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Ahahahahahaha...."fucking diseased trafalgar square pigeon"...even if this n00b IS an alter, I like the cut of his jib there. A lot.
Dogs in bed? I don't care for it, but ours are small enough that when the missus insisted, I insisted "okay, so long as they stay on the other side of YOU," and we've gotten along splendidly since. If one of the dogs migrates its ass onto my side during the night and I wake up, it gets a swift kick to remind it where it is supposed to be.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:42:14 EDT (#)
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I'm gunning for you El Faggio
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:40:26 EDT (#)
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Stalker below
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:40:02 EDT (#)
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I dunno, i heard Ron Weasly dies...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:38:30 EDT (#)
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every ending is a happy ending
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:38:06 EDT (#)
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you would have loved an ending like that rooster you fucking diseased trafalgar square pigeon
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:36:44 EDT (#)
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i totally thought you was going to say the old bird was wanking off the dog intead of him
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:33:36 EDT (#)
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dogs do kick all ass but do not belong in the bed. Case in point.... I know a guy who let his dog sleep in his bed. One night, while recieving a handjob from his lady friend the dog jumped up and bit the tip of his dick. that's completely wrong in every way shape and form.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:30:33 EDT (#)
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tourniquet..
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:28:32 EDT (#)
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I'd say dogging, but what the fuck do I know?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:25:38 EDT (#)
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Well umm depends how big your bed is. if its the size of a beach then yes but otherwise it is far to cramped. Even Cats take up too much space and tehy are tin compaared to most dogs.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:24:31 EDT (#)
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Depends how kinky you are
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:24:14 EDT (#)
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You found a dick in your navel?
:) I'm willing to bet that you currently own cats!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:23:10 EDT (#)
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Nope. I was raised in a rural area.
Dogs should live and sleep outside, thank you very much.
I still remember the first time I found a tick in my navel.
*runs off shrieking into the night*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-05 09:20:59 EDT (#)
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Definitely a 'Nay'. It's fucking weird man.