Last Night (491 hits)
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Submitted by Talibandrew (View user info) at 2007-09-05 12:54:09 EDT
Last night was quite eventful. Following a 12 hour day at work, I like to head home for a couple beers and some dinner prepared by the girl that is currently occupying the other side of my bed (and sometimes my penis). With these activities completed, we decided to go to a friend's house to hang out for a while.
When we got there, my buddy informed me that we were going to a party, which I was completely ok with. As we were getting into our cars I heard this squealing noise from across the street. Lo and behold, it was a shitty looking Acura peeling around the corner. They stopped right in front of my buddy's apartment at the red light and revved his engine, quite excessively I might add.
At this point I was well on my way to making fun of his little sixteen-year-old ass. He must have heard me making retarded revving noises I was making to mock his car because he hung his head out of the window and glared at me. I continued with my taunting speaking like a retard saying, "I wish I had an Acura!"
If you haven't figured it out yet, stirring shit and making fun of people is one of my favorite pastimes. Upon hearing the mockery sent his way, him and another Acura pull into my buddy's parking lot and begin yelling at my friend. He was telling my buddy to "get out of his car and he was going to smash his face."
Why he was yelling this at my friend makes no sense to me due to the fact that I was the one making fun of him. I guess he just didn't want to mess with my obvious gangster status as I drive a Cadillac Coup de Ville (I say jokingly).
So with this kid yelling at us, we get in our cars and begin to drive away. My buddy leaves first and I'm following him. The kid continues to call my buddy a "fucking pussy," so I thought I would egg him on more just to see how pissed off I can get him. I most politely (With a middle finger firmly propped up in his direction) told him to "Eat my balls" as I slowly and confidently pulled away.
The bastard decides to follow me and my friend down the street to continue the verbal exchange. He once again goes after my friend instead of me, me being the one trying to stir the shit.
He pulled into the turn lane, illegally might I add, and sped up next to my friend. As he yelled for my friend to pull over and fight him, he pulled out what looked like a golf club and started waving it out his window. Upon seeing this I died laughing at the stupidity which I had once again caused. My friend, having a much faster car than he, punched the accelerator and left him to eat his shit.
As I rolled by him slowly, I glare at him as if to say with my eyes "I will eat your soul!" He then gave up and drove away in the opposite direction after performing an illegal U-turn.
Later that night, after the party faded out (which only took about an hour and a half) my buddy and I picked up a 12 pack and sat outside at his car to make sure the asshole didn't try to come by and mess with our cars. I saw him drive by after 15 minutes of waiting and throw a piece of garbage out his window at us. I notice that he pulled into the apartments across the street and yell to my friend, "Let's go fuck his ass up!" as I'm already running across the street.
The guys saw us coming and turned their high beams on as they were facing us in the parking lot. I guess they were intimidated because they drove the other way around the block to yell at us from a block away. They hung out the window and yelled taunts the likes of, "You want some of this, Homey?" and "I got something you don't wanna see!" Upon hearing the latter taunt, I yelled, "What? Like a VAGINA?!" They immediately burned out around the corner and drove away. I was left thinking, 'What pussies, they won't even let us have a little fun by stomping their asses out.'
Anyway, I don't know where I'm going with this...I found it utterly amusing that every time I try to have a little fun, the people always go for my friends. I'm not a big person by any means, being 5'11" and 170 lbs. as opposed to the one they went after being 6' and 200 lbs. It just goes to show you that no one wants to mess with a terrorist looking mother fucker when they can to for the preppy looking white guy instead.
User Reviews
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a pathetic immature cunt (i say not jokingly) (and legally might i add).
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:10:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:34:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:13:45 EDT (#)
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AND..... i actually forced my self to ignore this and read this and it is tripe. just sayin.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 06:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
mmm format
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 04:30:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-06 01:56:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:04:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 18:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for being called Talibandrew. Second best uber name after Phallic Cymbals.
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Or Bickerstaff...
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Or EmissionImpossible
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Or Rob Berg
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or RabiedRooster
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 04:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
Oh it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I walked out:
"Oh, baby, don't care no more
I know this for sure,
I'm walkin' out that door"
Well, I've been in town for just about fifteen minutes now
And Baby, I feel so down
And I don't know why
I keep walkin' for miles
See, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they can't understand
Your Grandsons, they won't understand
On top of this, I ain't ever gonna understand...
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, don't feel so down.
Oh, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"
It was a great big lie
'Cause I left that night, yeah
Oh, people they don't understand
No, girlfriends, they won't understand
Your grandsons, they won't understand
And me, I ain't ever gonna understand...
Last night, she said:
"Oh, baby, I feel so down.
See, it turns me off,
When I feel left out"
So I, I turn 'round:
"Oh, little girl, I don't care no more.
I know this for sure,
I'm walking out that door," yeah
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 18:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for being called Talibandrew. Second best uber name after Phallic Cymbals.
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Or Bickerstaff...
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Or EmissionImpossible
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Or Rob Berg
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 20:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-05 19:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tuxinator
Ranking: 0
Fucktard eh? So having a little fun with a moron driving a shitty car is considered being a fucktard but telling female encountered on the interwebz to "show you their hole" is being the epitome of awesome...
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Yes, it is. It totally is.
You'd better listen to Zampano...he's Pre-Law.
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-05 19:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good to know.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-05 19:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tuxinator
Ranking: 0
Fucktard eh? So having a little fun with a moron driving a shitty car is considered being a fucktard but telling female encountered on the interwebz to "show you their hole" is being the epitome of awesome...
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Yes, it is. It totally is.
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-05 19:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fucktard eh? So having a little fun with a moron driving a shitty car is considered being a fucktard but telling female encountered on the interwebz to "show you their hole" is being the epitome of awesome...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not really sure who the bigger fucktard in this story was...you or Mr. Acura.
It's too close to call.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:13:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-05 17:13:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:40:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:40:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-05 14:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 18:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for being called Talibandrew. Second best uber name after Phallic Cymbals.
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Or Bickerstaff...
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Or EmissionImpossible
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cant read this, must have spaces. i NEED spaces!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for being called Talibandrew. Second best uber name after Phallic Cymbals.
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Or Bickerstaff...
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know Rejection...you are right. Maybe I'll just turn emo and kill myself because someone on the internet doesn't like my stories.
On second thought eat shit and die please.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This may have been funny if you were any good at writing.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-09-05 13:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Format wise, this was somewhere between "bigass block of text" and "readable."
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
gauze..
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-05 12:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for being called Talibandrew. Second best uber name after Phallic Cymbals.