Sean Bean is a cock (577 hits)
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Submitted by Kylos (View user info) at 2007-09-06 08:02:53 EDT
Enough said in my opinion.
What a scrotum.
Feel free to -2 at your leisure ladies and gents.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-11-21 23:48:50 EST (#)
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Haha how random.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-11-21 22:49:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-10-04 03:09:16 EDT (#)
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Sean Bean is great, you douchnozzle.
Random hate on a weekday night.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-06 19:39:08 EDT (#)
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that was worth a post.
B@W!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-06 19:24:34 EDT (#)
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cock
monger
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:23:36 EDT (#)
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Cock
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:20:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:18:57 BST (#)
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Ok it's getting old now Emissions. go play on your own shite post.
Leave my bag of toss alone. Not welcome. Rolling in the matt.
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The Dark (2005) .... James
... aka The Dark (Germany)
National Treasure (2004) .... Ian Howe
... aka Sonomo (Philippines: English title: review title)
Pride (2004) (TV) (voice) .... Dark
Troy (2004)_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:15:53 BST (#)
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I think you should want to, it's very well documented that i am a wind up merchant, walking bag of testicles and a red cerdigan wearing lesbian. So why not?
Shoot me sound more appealinG?
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:12:40 BST (#)
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I don't want to hit you
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:12:15 BST (#)
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Haahahaha come on guys hit me harder...
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:11:47 BST (#)
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Shut your face his role as Sharp was dramatic and enspiring
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:11:24 BST (#)
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He probably is.
PS. So are you.
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:09:53 BST (#)
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god this guy keeps shitting all over this once legend site doensn't he?
What a joke.
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Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:09:06 BST (#)
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pffff
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:07:45 BST (#)
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Chuff
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:18:57 EDT (#)
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Ok it's getting old now Emissions. go play on your own shite post.
Leave my bag of toss alone. Not welcome. Rolling in the matt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:15:17 EDT (#)
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One of the strangest and most frightening things we can do is stop and consider how we got where we are. How far our lives are from what we expected, and from what was expected for us. Imagine what it must be like for Sean Bean. How did this confused Sheffield welder, a tattooed tough nut from the football terraces, become one of the most sought-after narrators in the land, a stalwart of period dramas and, for God's sake, even a super-sophisticated adversary of James Bond? He and his family must live in a constant state of astonishment. And that's even disregarding the fact that, as the noble warrior Boromir in Peter Jackson's Lord Of The Rings trilogy, he's also one of the biggest film stars alive.
He was born Shawn Mark Bean on the 17th of April, 1959, in Sheffield. His dad, Brian, was a steel plater with his own business. His mother, Rita, was a secretary, so the family was not particularly poor. There would be a younger sister, Lorraine. Young Sean was a headstrong type, set on getting his own way and sometimes letting his anger and disappointment get the better of him. One story sees him as a youngster, making paper shapes with his cousin. When his playmate wouldn't give him the scissors, an enraged young Sean smashed a glass door, a long shard of glass embedding itself in his leg. There was blood everywhere, he was raced to hospital. They saved the leg, but he still carries a savage scar, which he jokingly claims was caused by a shark.
For a while after the accident, Sean couldn't walk properly - a very bad thing as all he wanted was to play football for his local heroes Sheffield United (not that having one leg necessarily disqualifies you from their First Team, you understand). Throughout his years at Brook Comprehensive, and growing up in Handsworth, football was his obsession, his life. He played inside right for the school team. But, as he came to realise how hard the training would become if he really took the sport seriously, he gradually became more a supporter than a player. So keen he was that in 1990, on the day Sheffield United won promotion, he had 100% Blade tattooed on his left shoulder (United's nickname being The Blades - the town being a stainless steel provider, and all).
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:14:34 EDT (#)
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I'm bored. Rooster make something happen or i will go back to tearing you apart emotionally : )
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:11:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah Bukkake's a bitch
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:00:36 EDT (#)
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Yeah, apart from the odd security guards, trying to rain in on my parade.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:55:08 EDT (#)
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You live in mianus. I know i've seen you. It's like rape without the agro
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:54:45 EDT (#)
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Emissions....
Are you Sean Bean???
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:54:13 EDT (#)
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I live deep within the realms of Mount-Anus.
Fcuking deadies? Sounds great... they never say no.
Necrophilia is an art.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:53:12 EDT (#)
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Early life
Sean Mark Bean was born to Brian and Rita Bean in Handsworth district of Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England.[2] Bean's father owned a steel plating business, which he had set up with a colleague. The business employed a total of 50 people. Bean's mother worked as a secretary. He has a younger sister named Lorraine. Despite becoming relatively wealthy (his father owned a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow), the family never moved away from the council estate, because they preferred to remain close to friends and family.[3]
As a child, Bean smashed a glass door due to an argument over scissors. A piece of the glass embedded in his leg and left a large scar and briefly impeded his walking.[2] In 1975, Bean left Brook Comprehensive school with two O Levels in Art and English.[4] Bean's childhood accident prevented him from pursuing his love of football professionally (although he would later carry out this fantasy in film). After a job selling cheese at a supermarket and another clearing snow for the council, Bean started working for his father's firm with a day release at Rotherham College of Arts and Technology doing a welding course. While at Rotherham, after stumbling on an arts class, Bean decided to pursue his interest in art. After attending courses at two other colleges, one for half a day and the other for less than a week, he returned to Rotherham College, where he came across a drama course that he subsequently signed up for. After some college plays and one at Rotherham Civic Theatre, he applied and auditioned for a scholarship to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (RADA), which he won.[2]
Cracking Hollywood
His first notable Hollywood appearance was as an Irish republican terrorist in the 1992 film adaptation of Patriot Games.
This would be the first of several villains that he would portray.[11] He became Alec Trevelyan (MI6's 006), the major villain of the 1995 James Bond film GoldenEye, minor antagonist Spence in Ronin (1998), a wife-beating ex-con in Essex Boys (2000), the malevolent kidnapper-jewel thief in Don't Say a Word (2001) and the greedy treasure hunter in National Treasure (2004).
In 1996 he finally achieved his childhood dream of playing for Sheffield United, albeit as Jimmy Muir in the film When Saturday Comes. Although the film was not critically acclaimed, Sean Bean got credit for a good performance.[12]
His perhaps most widely seen role was as Boromir in The Lord of the Rings film trilogy, although his only major part was in the first of the films, only appearing briefly in the extended edition of The Two Towers, and a flashback in The Return of the King. Due to his fear of flying he was reluctant to take the helicopters out to remote mountain locations while filming for The Fellowship of the Ring. After a particularly rough ride, he vowed not to fly to a location again, and in one instance he chose to take a ski lift into the mountains and then hike the final few miles, all in full costume.[13] As a reference to promos he made for the Sharpe series, Boromir cuts himself on Isildur's sword and mutters, "Still sharp".
[edit] Life after The Lord of the Rings
Later roles gave more scope for his acting abilities. He became the repentant Grammaton cleric who gives in to his emotions in Equilibrium in 2002, a quirky alien cowboy in 2003's The Big Empty, a sympathetic and cunning Odysseus in the 2004 film Troy, a villainous treasure hunter Ian Howe in National Treasure, a villainous scientist in The Island (2005) and a sympathetic soul in North Country (2005) , in which Bean converted his naturally heavy Sheffield accent into that of Minnesota slang, and a dedicated father in Silent Hill.
He was cameoed with a myriad of other Hollywood stars in Moby's music video We Are All Made of Stars in February 2002.[14] In the same year he returned to the stage in London performing in Macbeth alongside Samantha Bond.[15] Due to popular demand, the production would run until March 2003.
Sean's high profile and recognisable voice has created a number of opportunities for doing voice over work, especially in the British advertising industry.[16] He has featured in television adverts for O2, Morrisons and Barnardos as well as for Acuvue and the Sci-Fi Channel in the United States. He also does the voice over for the National Blood Service's television and radio campaign. He also voiced Martin Septim in the Role Playing video game The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.[17]
Sean has completed a one hour pilot, called Faceless, for American television. He has also appeared in Outlaw, an independent British production, and a remake of The Hitcher (released in January 2007), in which he put on an American accent again. He is currently in Norway filming another independent film called Far North.[15]
In 2005, he played "Captain Rich" in Flightplan.
As of 2006 two films in pre-production will reportedly star Sean Bean. Come like Shadows is an adaptation of Macbeth.[18] He also starred in a recent production of Macbeth on the London stage with Samantha Bond as Lady Macbeth with much critical success. Information released about another play adaptation, this one from Oscar Wilde's A Woman of No Importance, states that it will feature Sean Bean.[19] Both films are set to start production sometime in the autumn of 2007. He has said that he would like to appear in Coronation Street (joking that he could be the milkman).[20] He has also stated that he would like to do some wildlife presenting sometime in the future.[21]
[edit] Personal life
He has been married and subsequently divorced three times:[28] His first marriage was to high-school sweetheart Debra James on 11 April 1981, which broke up when he moved to London to attend RADA; then to actress Melanie Hill, between 27 February 1990 and August 1997, with whom he shares daughters Lorna and Molly; he then married Sharpe co-star Abigail Cruttenden on 22 November 1997, mother of his third daughter Evie Natasha; they divorced in July 2000. He describes himself as quiet.[28] Although he admits he can be a workaholic, in his spare time he likes relaxing with a book or listening to music. He is also a keen gardener. He states in interviews that he is not into showbiz parties.
Bean's first love was football and he has been a passionate Sheffield United supporter from a young age (he now has a tattoo on his left shoulder that reads 100% Blade).[1] He is now a director of the club. He also wrote the foreword and helped promote a book of anecdotes called Sheffield United:The Biography.[29] He also follows Yorkshire County Cricket Club.[21]
He is an admirer of Tony Benn.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:52:14 EDT (#)
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Your local graveyard, we may as well fuck some deadies too whilst we're at it. Where was you said you lived?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:50:27 EDT (#)
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Emissions - Impressive research, looks like he's involved in more than i was aware of...
rooster - Time and place?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:50:22 EDT (#)
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(2002) (V) .... Himself
Making the Movie (2002) (TV) .... Himself
... aka Making the Movie: The Lord of the Rings (USA)
The Making of 'The Lord of the Rings' (2002) (V) .... Himself
"The Rosie O'Donnell Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 2001)
- Episode dated 26 December 2001 (2001) TV Episode .... Himself
A Passage to Middle-earth: Making of 'Lord of the Rings' (2001) (TV) .... Himself
Quest for the Ring (2001) (TV) .... Himself/Boromir
"The Frank Skinner Show" .... Himself (1 episode, 2001)
- Episode #5.7 (2001) TV Episode .... Himself
"The Vicar of Dibley" .... Himself (1 episode, 1999)
- Spring (1999) TV Episode .... Himself
The Book That Wrote Itself (1999) .... Himself
"Decisive Weapons" (1996) TV Series .... Narrator
GoldenEye: The Secret Files (1995) (TV) .... Himself
The Secret World of Spying (1992) (TV) .... Sean Miller
Archive Footage:
An Island's Legacy: Preparing for TT (2007) .... Himself
Premiere Bond: Opening Nights (2006) (V) .... Himself
"Video on Trial"
- Episode #1.24 (2006) TV Episode .... Himself
"Corazón de..."
- Episode dated 13 September 2005 (2005) TV Episode .... Himself
The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age (2004) (VG) .... Boromir
DNZ: The Real Middle Earth (2004) (TV) .... Himself/Boromir
Celebrity Naked Ambition (2003) (TV)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) (VG) .... Boromir
Lord of the Piercing (2002) (TV) .... Boromir
Patriot Games: Up Close (2002) (TV) (uncredited) .... Sean Miller
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:50:21 EDT (#)
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Bored Emission?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:50:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:46:54 BST (#)
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Oh yes, it rocks....
People stopped thinking i'm an alter now? i think i have done a good job.
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I still think you are an alter. A lame one at that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:49:23 EDT (#)
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Sean Bean
Date of Birth:17 April 1959, Sheffield, South Yorkshire, England, UK more
Mini Biography:Sean Bean, England's most versatile actor, holds a stellar career spanning... more
Trivia:Has a younger sister named Lorraine more
Awards:4 wins & 4 nominations more
A Woman of No Importance (2008) (pre-production)
Come Like Shadows (2008) (pre-production) .... Macbeth
Far North (2007) .... Loki
Outlaw (2007) .... Bryant
The Hitcher (2007) .... John Ryder
Sharpe's Challenge (2006) (TV) .... Richard Sharpe
Silent Hill (2006) .... Christopher Da Silva
... aka Silent Hill (France)
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) (VG) (voice) .... Brother/Emperor Martin/Emperor Martin Septim
Faceless (2006) (TV) .... Eddie Prey
Flightplan (2005) .... Captain Rich
North Country (2005) .... Kyle
The Island (2005) .... Merrick
The Dark (2005) .... James
... aka The Dark (Germany)
National Treasure (2004) .... Ian Howe
... aka Sonomo (Philippines: English title: review title)
Pride (2004) (TV) (voice) .... Dark
Troy (2004) .... Odysseus
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) .... Boromir
... aka Herr der Ringe: Die Rückkehr des Königs, Der (Germany)
... aka The Return of the King (USA: short title)
Henry VIII (2003) (TV) .... Robert Aske
The Big Empty (2003) .... Cowboy
Equilibrium (2002) .... Errol Partridge
... aka Cubic (Europe: English title: video title)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) .... Boromir (extended edition)
... aka Herr der Ringe: Die zwei Türme, Der (Germany)
... aka The Two Towers (USA: short title)
Tom & Thomas (2002) .... Paul Sheppard
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) .... Boromir
... aka The Fellowship of the Ring (USA: short title)
... aka The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: The Motion Picture (USA: promotional title)
Don't Say a Word (2001) .... Patrick Koster
Essex Boys (2000) .... Jason Locke
Extremely Dangerous (1999) (TV) .... Neil Byrne
Bravo Two Zero (1999) .... Andy McNab
"The Canterbury Tales" .... The Nun's Priest (1 episode, 1998)
- Leaving London (1998) TV Episode (voice) .... The Nun's Priest
Ronin (1998) .... Spence
Airborne (1998) .... Dave Toombs
... aka Avion de la terreur, L' (Canada: French title)
Sharpe: The Legend (1997) (V) .... Richard Sharpe
Sharpe's Waterloo (1997) (TV) .... Richard Sharpe
Sharpe's Justice (1997) (TV) .... Richard Sharpe
Sharpe's Revenge (1997) (TV) .... Richard Sharpe
Anna Karenina (1997) .... Vronsky
Sharpe's Mission (1996) (TV) .... Richard Sharpe
Sharpe's Siege (1996) (TV) .... Major Richard Sharpe
Sharpe's Regiment (1996) (TV) .... Major Richard Sharpe
When
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:48:33 EDT (#)
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I want to fist you
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:46:54 EDT (#)
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Oh yes, it rocks....
People stopped thinking i'm an alter now? i think i have done a good job.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:44:53 EDT (#)
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So are you into BDSM?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:41:46 EDT (#)
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I'm sure the money he gets from acting makes him worth more than me.
Hurt by the sun? Fly intoo the fucker next time please. Do us a world of good.
Falling to earth like a fiery ball of moose jizz.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:39:16 EDT (#)
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He's the only reason 'Silent Hill' got made apparently.
Makes him worth more than you.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:36:14 EDT (#)
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A few people here susceptable to reverse psychology i see.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:34:13 EDT (#)
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You have shown your weakness. Im going to kill you with love and hugs and happiness. Woo for Nature_biggest_mistake isn't he the greatest person ever Hip hip hoorah!
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:33:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:33:00 EDT (#)
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You happy? Fatty make a funny?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:31:08 EDT (#)
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Fuck off Rooster you uberstain
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:26:45 EDT (#)
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We all love you on this site. Really you are the best thing to ever happen to ubersite never leave ever. Hugs and kiss's form every one muah x x x
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:25:54 EDT (#)
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Well, at least you share a common trait with him.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:20:11 EDT (#)
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yes, it is the football thing that has annoyed me. i personally am a fan of his and most of his work i just love to be hated.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:18:58 EDT (#)
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I thought he was good in LOTR, but the Sheffield United bollocks does make him look like a cock.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:17:07 EDT (#)
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Because thats what you want. A man decides and a slave obeys
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:15:53 EDT (#)
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I think you should want to, it's very well documented that i am a wind up merchant, walking bag of testicles and a red cerdigan wearing lesbian. So why not?
Shoot me sound more appealinG?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:12:40 EDT (#)
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I don't want to hit you
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:12:15 EDT (#)
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Haahahaha come on guys hit me harder...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:11:47 EDT (#)
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Shut your face his role as Sharp was dramatic and enspiring
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:11:24 EDT (#)
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He probably is.
PS. So are you.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:09:53 EDT (#)
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god this guy keeps shitting all over this once legend site doensn't he?
What a joke.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:09:06 EDT (#)
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pffff
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:07:45 EDT (#)
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Chuff