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Submitted by MouthSore (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Italian tenor and gangster reference make this an underrated post.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He doesn't look fat enough to die here.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:32:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Largo al factotum, Figaro's aria from Il Barbiere di
Siviglia
----------
Welcome to my shop
Let me trim your mop
Let me shave your crop
Yooouu are next!
Yooou're so next!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

good candles

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-09-06 10:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I get it.

Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

spinal..

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OathMeal

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I count one.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I wonder how many people won't get this one???



Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 08:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Largo al factotum, Figaro's aria from Il Barbiere di
Siviglia

Largo al factotum della citta.
Largo! La la la la la la la LA!

Presto a bottega che l'alba e gia.
Presto! La la la la la la la LA!

Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere (che bel
piacere)
per un barbiere di qualita! (di qualita!)

Ah, bravo Figaro!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Bravo! La la la la la la la LA!

Fortunatissimo per verita!
Bravo!
La la la la la la la LA!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
Fortunatissimo per verita!
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la la LA!

Pronto a far tutto, la notte e il giorno
sempre d'intorno in giro sta.
Miglior cuccagna per un barbiere,
vita piu nobile, no, non si da.
La la la la la la la la la la la la la!

Rasori e pettini
lancette e forbici,
al mio comando
tutto qui sta.
Rasori e pettini
lancette e forbici,
al mio comando
tutto qui sta.

V'e la risorsa,
poi, de mestiere
colla donnetta... col cavaliere...
colla donnetta... la la li la la la la la
col cavaliere... la la li la la la la la la la LA!!!

Ah, che bel vivere, che bel piacere (che bel
piacere)
per un barbiere di qualita! (di qualita!)

Tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
donne, ragazzi, vecchi, fanciulle:
Qua la parruca... Presto la barba...
Qua la sanguigna... Presto il biglietto...
Tutto mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
tutti mi chiedono, tutti mi vogliono,
Qua la parruca, presto la barba, presto il biglietto,
ehi!

Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...Figaro...
Figaro... Figaro... Figaro... Figaro...Figaro!!!

Ahime, (ahime) che furia!
Ahime, che folla!
Uno alla volta,
per carita! (per carita! per carita!)
Uno alla volta, uno alla volta,
uno alla volta, per carita!

Figaro! Son qua.
Ehi, Figaro! Son qua.

Figaro qua, Figaro la, Figaro qua, Figaro la,
Figaro su, Figaro giu, Figaro su, Figaro giu.

Pronto prontissimo son come il fumine:
sono il factotum della citta.
(della citta, della citta, della citta, della citta)

Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
a te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non
manchera.
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;
a te fortuna (a te fortuna, a te fortuna) non
manchera.


Sono il factotum della citta,
Sono il factotum della citta,
della citta, della citta,
Della citta!!!
La la la la la la la la la!


Hello? Yes? Oh! Heh, heh, uh ... if you're looking for that big donut
of yours ... um, Flanders has it. Just smash open his house. (Closing
the door.) He came to life. Good for him.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI