SPT: Don't Say I'm Not Good to You Shlongy (NSFW) (4756 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0 on 191 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Meeley (View user info) at 2007-09-06 10:58:19 EDT
Since you asked so nicely (http://www.ubersite.com/m/111450#2516838)
User Reviews
Submitted by Iamcool9and2 (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:56:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!!! Boobs!! How can anyone -2 boobs?
Submitted by FrankenChrist (user info) at 2008-01-13 18:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
your something else.
Submitted by casual_sloring_anyone (user info) at 2007-09-30 08:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya, in several different positions. Then I'd rest my face in your pillows. Happy day!
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Despicable whore!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Munster you should get on this bandwagon!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for the mammaries
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Welcome ;)
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks for the mammaries
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that picture was taken by a camera other than the one she is holding in the picture.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:22:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont know? I do find myself holding out for a wee bit of box though, but maybe I am just a bit sad.
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Motion seconded. SHOW US YOUR HOLE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How Very Dare You.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:16:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahaha
Morning all. thought I would wake myself up with some Tit watching. Its like ornithology just without the whole Geek aspect.
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Nods in man gesture of greeting.
I wonder where this shit is going today?
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I dont know? I do find myself holding out for a wee bit of box though, but maybe I am just a bit sad.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:16:46 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahaha
Morning all. thought I would wake myself up with some Tit watching. Its like ornithology just without the whole Geek aspect.
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Nods in man gesture of greeting.
I wonder where this shit is going today?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:15:58 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you shoudl do your top five men of Ubersite in your next post,
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Haha. There's a list that's NOT going to include you mate!
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hahahahahahahaha
Morning all. thought I would wake myself up with some Tit watching. Its like ornithology just without the whole Geek aspect.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 04:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:15:58 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you shoudl do your top five men of Ubersite in your next post,
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Haha. There's a list that's NOT going to include you mate!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 03:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you shoudl do your top five men of Ubersite in your next post,
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-07 02:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not English.
You have a tan.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-09-07 00:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-06 21:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
don't post your pics here. email them directly to me.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-06 18:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hope this eventually gets a positive rating.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-09-06 18:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like boobs....
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-06 17:07:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter of an alter?
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Seriously. Retards. I'm not pen_name. Fuck it, I'll tell you tomorrow!
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lord almighty. Sign to follow tomorrow
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Looks like I'll be back tomorrow to see where these shenanigans take us....
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Obviously an alter, if you know what to look for:
a) The first post of users have the user name as <emailaddress.at.whatever.com>. Not a solid rule, but a pretty good indication.
b) "She" was aware of the devious "Post History Change" ploy.
c) "She" seems too well versed in the goings on around here. "She" knows who Sicosemen, Oathmeal, and Shlongy are. With only 93 reviews, that means "she" probably hasn't been around much.
My guess? Bret or Simon hijacked yet another account.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sweet jebus where are that kid's parents. Fucking hell.
No wonder little girls get ganked and raped by internet predators. Fuck off already.
and by the way
-2DIE
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
girls bite their lower lips to look sexy; black guys bite their lower lip when they see someone who is sexy; white guys bite their lower lip when they are thinking about their taxes.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking about it, I can't not +2 tits like that.
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I don't give a fuck who it is. Yum.
...oh, and same thing for LittleMonster. Naughty things, babe. Naughty.
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Nurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
*gurgle*
Hardly the same our two pics! And now I have 'fire starter' drifting through my head and pictures you in a maids outfit.
Pretty.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That chick has nice boobs. It's nice seeing nice boobs at work. That is all.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus she's ugly.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel sorry for the tramp in the photo. And you, alterboy, stop it.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...you're 18 right?
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was just awesome! And not even for the boobies(nice btw). Most people here write about interesting events in their lives or well done fiction writing but you have boobies and not a wealth of talent so you use that. I like that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:11:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I'd kick your ass twice in 30 seconds, steal your wallet and then go score with your wife.
Let's break down Oathmeal's last "statement", piece by piece.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Stop lying, shitheel. You'll NEVER be bale to hang with "the cool kids".
You'll always be the loser everyone makes fun of, before we lose complete interest.
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do you realize it's been a WHOLE YEAR of OAthMeal?? Incredible, ain't it?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-06 15:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy hell and damnation
my fucking alter meter (also known as my peenar) just twinged off the scale.
goddamn people have alot of time to waste.
still entertaining though.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I would think if you're going to look up e-sluts for this posing business, you'd find one with better tits. Or do you honestly think that finding one like this makes it more "beleivable"? Whatever the case, I don't give a rats ass, just post the rest of her pics. She's not half bad.
But that post-it note bit? Man, that was pathetic. Like... 12 year old boys posing as girls online by using cheap pornstar pics pathetic.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're built like a fucking Weeble...yet, not quite as intelligent as one, Swanson.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:32:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+4 for making my rather boring day of work extremely entertaining.
+4 for big bewbiez
-10 for this being fake
+2 for managing to piss everyone off
+2 for the promise of a sign tomorrow, which will probably be photoshopped, further continuing the debate of whether this is an alter or not
holy shit work is boring today. gotta make a note to buy a case of oktoberfest on my way home.
arf arf.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP STEALING MY LINES, DOROTHY
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 train wreck.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy seems to think his days as a punk rock star give him some sort of edge on my 6'2", 230 lb frame.
In the words of Method:
"I'm built like a fucking tank."
You on the other hand are built like a coat hanger, faggot.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
alter
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'scuze me..."able to hang"...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I'd kick your ass twice in 30 seconds, steal your wallet and then go score with your wife.
Let's break down Oathmeal's last "statement", piece by piece.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Stop lying, shitheel. You'll NEVER be bale to hang with "the cool kids".
You'll always be the loser everyone makes fun of, before we lose complete interest.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-09-06 14:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just wish this was an alter of a female...I get creeped out getting flirted with by a Uber dude.
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oh, THAT never happens. I'm sure it's the hot chick in the photo. Consider yourself gay now.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jesus...
What can I say that hasn't already been cleverly quiped?
Erf...
Okay, you're still an alter, but I enjoyed the pic.
Still ain't givin' you a +2, though.
Fuck, I'm pathetic.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great boobies. Lovely body.
Horrid face. Pluck yer eyebrows and wear less damn makeup!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i accidentally clicked on this during class.
doh.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy, I'd kick your ass twice in 30 seconds, steal your wallet and then go score with your wife.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldnt touch you with a barge pole.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't know that, Shlongy. a) this "person" is showing her everything to total strangers on the internets for nothing but a +2. That's like, cheaper than Monopoly money. Imagine what she would do if there was a 5 dollar bill being waved in her direction. We cannot be certain of the atrocities her hole has seen.
b) there is no proof that Suri Cruise wasn't created in a pitri dish and incubated in a cow stomach. Tom Cruise is insane, you know.
c) my ex girlfriend had a kid. Her shit was tight as fuck. Painfully tight. Giving birth doesn't guarantee a loose snapper.
d) You're my Uberhero.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Merlina -2 gets a +2 from me.
So good to see her bust out such sickeningly sweet hate.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You might as well tell us all who you are now..
Alters can be funny - particularly when they're believeable and go on for ages so that people start to believe it.
By you saying "I'll tell you tomorrow" makes it all a bit over. I didn't get time to believe it or enjoy it.
cool skanky pictures you found on the internet though.
Peace out. And have a rare Merlina -2.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 13:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But her box is as tight as the skin on a snare drum.
Your dear Katie can't say THAT any more.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What happened to you, Katie Holmes? You look rode hard and put up wet.
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How dare you impugn the name of my second favorite media-girlfriend?! This thing looks nothing like my dear sweet Katie. Miss Holmes is a vision of female perfection. This floozy has a giant forehead, no lips, and looks like she's been punched in both eyes with a diseased member. Also, her nose is huge and her drawn-on eyebrows are crooked.
FOR SHAME!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope you are 15. this is the kind of shit i did when i was 15. of course when i was 15, chatrooms were in their infancy and people actually believed you were the person you were pretending to be.
why do i have the feeling this is someone in their early 20's?
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What happened to you, Katie Holmes? You look rode hard and put up wet.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty funny
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ you guys give way too much time to alters. Hold up a sign saying Shlongy is my God. Then I'll believe you're a worthless tramp.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You kidding me?
Oathy can barely beat his own meat.
He's a non-threat, believe me.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking about it, I can't not +2 tits like that.
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I don't give a fuck who it is. Yum.
...oh, and same thing for LittleMonster. Naughty things, babe. Naughty.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:23:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, can't wait for tomorrow.
I think I might SEE SOME HOLE.
Also, oathmeal must be so COOL because he pulled out another account just to say the incredibly clever and hilarious "Shut the fuck up, Shlongy".
Man, it would be SO much fun - and hilarity at its apex - to knock his teeth down his throat.
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I would pay money to watch you idiots fight.
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'Fight'?
Shlongy vs. Kate Moss would be an even match.
Oathmeal vs. Chris Benoit would have been an even match.
But, I see your point. I too would pay money to see it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Alter or not, the reviews are pretty entertaining....
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 09:23:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, can't wait for tomorrow.
I think I might SEE SOME HOLE.
Also, oathmeal must be so COOL because he pulled out another account just to say the incredibly clever and hilarious "Shut the fuck up, Shlongy".
Man, it would be SO much fun - and hilarity at its apex - to knock his teeth down his throat.
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I would pay money to watch you idiots fight.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://youtube.com/watch?v=x3XGjnQgsJA
woot
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
North side, east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling alright
'Cause with little Willy round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down down
'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay down, down
'Cause little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not me, dufus. Homeboy must enjoy framing the coolest uberuser around (can't blame him).
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
these alters are getting out of control.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 BECUZ U R SO BEAUTIFUL WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK SOMETIME MAYBE GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL AND WE CAN ARRANGE A MEETING BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND VERY INTERESTING!!11
A/S/L???
That's what you're looking for, right?
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Works for me.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 BECUZ U R SO BEAUTIFUL WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK SOMETIME MAYBE GIVE ME YOUR EMAIL AND WE CAN ARRANGE A MEETING BECAUSE I THINK YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND VERY INTERESTING!!11
A/S/L???
That's what you're looking for, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, can't wait for tomorrow.
I think I might SEE SOME HOLE.
Also, oathmeal must be so COOL because he pulled out another account just to say the incredibly clever and hilarious "Shut the fuck up, Shlongy".
Man, it would be SO much fun - and hilarity at its apex - to knock his teeth down his throat.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://tinyurl.com/3ctbon
A link for the Cup&Up--an internal bra. It scares me to think there will be all these pigs running around with four sets of enhanced boobies. God must be rolling over in his ethereal plane
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm in angst for tomorrow.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That does sounds awful, and I've eatten some really wrong things.
Like, penis, for example.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Asking for the bullets to be lowered reminds me of that scene in revenge of the nerds.
"Bush, bush, bush, bush, BUSH!!"
I couldnt honestly care either way if alter or not, it has entertained me just to:
a) Look at Boobies
b) to read some good reviews about Boobies and
c) To See some boobies that dont look altered by silicone.
Woohoooo Boobies. BRING MORE BOOBIES
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See...this is the sort of thing that makes me like drogo. He's a man who knows what he likes, and he can admit that he likes simple things.
A good fellow, he is.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That does sounds awful, and I've eatten some really wrong things.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cheerios and beer mixed together? Or are we just talking beer for breckfast?
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mixed together. i tried it one morning because i didn't have milk.
beer is good. cheerios are good. together they are disgusting.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So when they do head down towards my knees and hide them selves somewhere in my jeans pockets. Should I accept gravity and love the fact that they will act as great bolsters in bed to stop me falling out, or should I pay lots of money and go through lots of pain to have the hoisted back up by some scarey little man who calls himself "Doctor"?
I'm for bolsters. Besides, they'll keep my belly button warm.
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I read that there is a new boob-lift procedure that you can get during your lunch hour. I always wondered, though, why that would be a great selling point. Life altering cosmetic surgery really should get you the day off.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can pretty much guarantee she wouldn't be mad...I think she would be proud of Shlongy.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:07:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So when they do head down towards my knees and hide them selves somewhere in my jeans pockets. Should I accept gravity and love the fact that they will act as great bolsters in bed to stop me falling out, or should I pay lots of money and go through lots of pain to have the hoisted back up by some scarey little man who calls himself "Doctor"?
I'm for bolsters. Besides, they'll keep my belly button warm.
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I read that there is a new boob-lift procedure that you can get during your lunch hour. I always wondered, though, why that would be a great selling point. Life altering cosmetic surgery really should get you the day off.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:53:19 EDT (#)
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Do you have any pictures of you swallowing pole, by any chance?
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NO!
Can we make some?
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Haha. Won't your wife be mad? I'm going to work now anyway!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any pictures of you swallowing pole, by any chance?
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NO!
Can we make some?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cheerios and beer mixed together? Or are we just talking beer for breckfast?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:03:44 EDT (#)
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So when they do head down towards my knees and hide them selves somewhere in my jeans pockets. Should I accept gravity and love the fact that they will act as great bolsters in bed to stop me falling out, or should I pay lots of money and go through lots of pain to have the hoisted back up by some scarey little man who calls himself "Doctor"?
I'm for bolsters. Besides, they'll keep my belly button warm.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:03:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is true then its the second stupidest thing anyones done on Uber...sorry, third after that hideous cock post.
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*bows*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so i guess this is the other half of method's comeback.
still not proof that you are her. nice tits though.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 12:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
drogo, you ever try to eat cheerios with beer? i did because of the scene the morning after they installed all those cameras in the pi dorm. I also tried to eat spagetti o's with ritz crackers because of Overboard.
My movie-based food experiments never go well.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:59:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pencil test my friend. Your boobs are saggy when you fail it. I have yet to fail *weeps* but we know it's just a day away.
*sigh*
*sniffle*
Why did God make big boobs ?
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I didnt read the Gravity bit.
God made big boobs because he loved us and wanted to shower us with boobie loveliness.
YAY BOOBIES. Yay Your boobies. YAY!!!!!!!!!!
*must get out more*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Asking for the bullets to be lowered reminds me of that scene in revenge of the nerds.
"Bush, bush, bush, bush, BUSH!!"
I couldnt honestly care either way if alter or not, it has entertained me just to:
a) Look at Boobies
b) to read some good reviews about Boobies and
c) To See some boobies that dont look altered by silicone.
Woohoooo Boobies. BRING MORE BOOBIES.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:57:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure what's creepier, "your" face, or "your" contorted, twisted, demonic hand.
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You try holding a camera at a weird angle naked.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pencil test my friend. Your boobs are saggy when you fail it. I have yet to fail *weeps* but we know it's just a day away.
*sigh*
*sniffle*
Why did God make big boobs and gravity huh?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not sure what's creepier, "your" face, or "your" contorted, twisted, demonic hand.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any pictures of you swallowing pole, by any chance?
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NO!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You people are pathetic. How many times has someone pulled the "I'm going to respond as my alter OOPS I FORGOT TO SIGN OUT TEE HEE!" move? And how many times has that person been full of it? I know of at least 4... probably more since the most recent alter wave.
There is every possibility that this tramp is an alter. But I seriously doubt that it's pen name's alter. Sadly, there is an equally likely possibility that this is a real-life whore.
Skanks really piss me off.
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Danger is right. I was just having a laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any pictures of you swallowing pole, by any chance?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You people are pathetic. How many times has someone pulled the "I'm going to respond as my alter OOPS I FORGOT TO SIGN OUT TEE HEE!" move? And how many times has that person been full of it? I know of at least 4... probably more since the most recent alter wave.
There is every possibility that this tramp is an alter. But I seriously doubt that it's pen name's alter. Sadly, there is an equally likely possibility that this is a real-life whore.
Skanks really piss me off.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter of an alter?
.....
that's like when you try to tape off of a tape. the quality degrades.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:42:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
shit
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:42:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. Can you move those bullets just a little bit, please?
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Hehe, I would, but that'll cost you
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You fucked up, har har peenar
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
An alter of an alter of an alter.
IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im thinking of Littlemonsters' boobs also. I had another look a minute ago. MMMmmm saggy baggy boobies from bombay
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter of an alter?
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Seriously. Retards. I'm not pen_name. Fuck it, I'll tell you tomorrow!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and now thinking of your cleavage
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
An alter of an alter?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:49:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY GOOD GRAVY
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everytime i see the name "LittleMonster" i think about LittleMonster's cleavage. I don't try to, but it is an association I can't get rid of.
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Everytime i see "Pen_name" I'll remember that.
That's a tad fucked up
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have been ousted. Pen name
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got me so wound up arshole
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Weep! I'm not actually pen_name!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would correct you, but i don't want to get into one of those multiple personality disorder sort of conversations.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got me so wound up arshole
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, well. it was fun while it lasted.
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Seriously. What the hell? I'm not you!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, well. it was fun while it lasted.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not pen_name. :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:44:09 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!!!
busted.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:42:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dipshit below!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. Can you move those bullets just a little bit, please?
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Hehe, I would, but that'll cost you
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute chick.
Too bad that's not you...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not real thrilled with the prospects that this post will be knocking Shlongy off the top of Most Heated.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY GOOD GRAVY
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everytime i see the name "LittleMonster" i think about LittleMonster's cleavage. I don't try to, but it is an association I can't get rid of.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. Can you move those bullets just a little bit, please?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That wasn't directed to you, senile old man. Vehemently denying this, and further putting this on sicosemen is a trick that I'm sure has been used before.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup.
100% Method. All day long.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and that this God appreciates sluts like Shlongy does.
Let's put it this way. I don't think too many people will be lining up for an "AIM" session with Ameelia any time soon.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The best (read:worst) thing about emo girls is that they will whore themselves out in any manner just for a shred of attention. Negative or otherwise.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Covering tracks, below.
Ummm, you might want to check back on yesterday's post, Einstein.
I think there was even one review where I asked how big Ameelia's dick was.
There's no "covering tracks" going on.
As pen name says, we all know better but you hold out that .00001% hope that there is a God.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thinking about it, I can't not +2 tits like that.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY GOOD GRAVY
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love England. Bedknobs and Broomsticks is my favorite movie!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wel, when Sico makes a post under this account with his standard "HAHAHAHA I GOT YOU GUYS GOOD HAHAHA SUCKERS I RULE OH MAN YOU SHOULDA SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES GOD IM BRILLIANT" and gratuitous camwhore, you'll see I wasn't covering any sort of tracks.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Covering tracks, below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably that pudlicker, Oathmeal...
But it delivered as promised.
I just wish this was an alter of a female...I get creeped out getting flirted with by a Uber dude.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is not me - I don't do this sort of shit anymore, and when I did do alters, it was entertaining.
This has sicosemen written all over it, you fucking rubes.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not method, but an alter nonetheless. Sicosemen?
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what's great about alters is that as long as they put up a false front, people will hold out the they tiniest amount of belief in them.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ you guys give way too much time to alters. Hold up a sign saying Shlongy is my God. Then I'll believe you're a worthless tramp.
Yeah...this sign idea would help me decide whether I should spank my monkey later...or not.
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Lord almighty. Sign to follow tomorrow!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:26:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ you guys give way too much time to alters. Hold up a sign saying Shlongy is my God. Then I'll believe you're a worthless tramp.
Yeah...this sign idea would help me decide whether I should spank my monkey later...or not.
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One does not need a reason to spank ones monkey
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ you guys give way too much time to alters. Hold up a sign saying Shlongy is my God. Then I'll believe you're a worthless tramp.
Yeah...this sign idea would help me decide whether I should spank my monkey later...or not.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not method, but an alter nonetheless. Sicosemen?
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Not even close.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS IS NOT YOU
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You got naked for a +2 from shlongy. Oh the shame
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:25:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're not method, but an alter nonetheless. Sicosemen?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why so defensive, Method? Why not just oblige and hold a sign up if you weren't so afraid of being called an alter.
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I want Shlongy to see this one! He owes me a +2.
I'm not Method.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sicosemen...is that you?
My, you've changed.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why so defensive, Method? Why not just oblige and hold a sign up if you weren't so afraid of being called an alter.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, cunt, you photoshopped one. BTW, Hi, Method!
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ACTUALLY, fuckstick, I photoshopped 'I Love Uber' over 'I Love Jacques', my boyfriend.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:21:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my! A house divided! It's like Romeo and Juliet! Does he take the Chunnel so you two can meet for late night trysts?
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Haha, no. We see each other maybe once a month.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:20:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
This has to be the REAL Ameelius it cant be a coincidence
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=1385136416
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Actually, cunt, you photoshopped one. BTW, Hi, Method!
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not an alter huh? What kind of camera are you shooting with there?
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my! A house divided! It's like Romeo and Juliet! Does he take the Chunnel so you two can meet for late night trysts?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you have a camera, hold a sign up then.
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I stuck one on my fucking guitar yesterday!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THis has to be the REAL Ameelius it cant be a coincidence
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=1385136416
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that is not an english apartment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you have a camera, hold a sign up then.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an alter, cunt. Perhaps I need to remind you of this.
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No, I'm not. Sand lover.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Jacques. Is he a student? Does he have his green card?
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I live in England. He's from France.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're an alter, cunt. Perhaps I need to remind you of this.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Jacques. Is he a student? Does he have his green card?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
***I LOVE YOU BAAAABY***
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you're not that hot with your frankenstein shaped forehead and fatty flanks. I would only you fuck you at 2AM and flat drunk.
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At least I'm not obsessed with sand painting and have the 'balls' to put my picture up!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well i seriously can't (won't) believe somebody would sell their self respect this easily
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, you're not that hot with your frankenstein shaped forehead and fatty flanks. I would only you fuck you at 2AM and flat drunk.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongys first alter?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amelia Swanney <ameelius>?
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Nope. Sorry.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amelia Swanney <ameelius>?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a boyfriend called JACQUES? WTF? JACQUES?
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Yeah. He's nice, but a bit shy.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a boyfriend called JACQUES? WTF? JACQUES?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thing is in this world, nice tits are plentiful, as are naked sluts like you. It's the ones who aren't willing to post this stuff who are really worth anything
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And it's friday. Not thursday you fucking mong-tard. So it's WAWF (Worthless Alter Whore Friday)
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Holy shit those sleeping pills were strong.
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Seriously. Where the fuck is it Friday?
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
nice vein...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And it's friday. Not thursday you fucking mong-tard. So it's WAWF (Worthless Alter Whore Friday)
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?
Holy shit those sleeping pills were strong.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have absolutly no self respect
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Nice tits though, so there ;)
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have absolutly no self respect
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im shocked, all joking aside. Do you realise what you have done. This is probably the most stupid attempt at self validation i have ever seen. Sure you've got a nice rack but still this is unbelievable.
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Of course I 'realise what I've done'. If I was really worried would I have done it? No.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And it's friday. Not thursday you fucking mong-tard. So it's WAWF (Worthless Alter Whore Friday)
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im shocked, all joking aside. Do you realise what you have done. This is probably the most stupid attempt at self validation i have ever seen. Sure you've got a nice rack but still this is unbelievable.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Fuck are you for real? This is the internet go meet some real boys
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Yes. But I do have a boyfriend, he's called Jacques.
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Haha, mon dieu!
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus christ you guys give way too much time to alters. Hold up a sign saying Shlongy is my God. Then I'll believe you're a worthless tramp.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Review below confirms alter status.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Fuck are you for real? This is the internet go meet some real boys
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Yes. But I do have a boyfriend, he's called Jacques.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 16:04:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah defo. If This is you. Why have you posted a pic of your naked self. Just to impress some made up scotch drinking arse?
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Shlongy is a legend. He's the reason I found this site!
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Holy Fuck are you for real? This is the internet go meet some real boys
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah defo. If This is you. Why have you posted a pic of your naked self. Just to impress some made up scotch drinking arse?
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Shlongy is a legend. He's the reason I found this site!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh you stupid, stupid whore. There's no way this is for real.
I refuse to -2 on the grounds that it will lend to knocking it off the front page, and I want EVERYBODY to see this shit.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah defo. If This is you. Why have you posted a pic of your naked self. Just to impress some made up scotch drinking arse?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear. I need to start working.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Attention Whore
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:01:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If this is true then its the second stupidest thing anyones done on Uber...sorry, third after that hideous cock post.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber TART
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-06 11:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this will make him happy