A Message for Shlongy (NSFW) (5769 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.18 on 249 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Meeley (View user info) at 2007-09-07 05:59:13 EDT
Has a finer man ever existed than Shlongy? Beautiful, majestic and rich I think about him every day! There is no-one I would rather meet! Still, I was asked for a "Top 5 List" of Ubermen, so here it is.
1) Shlongy - Obviously.
2) EmissionImpossible - Cute.
3) Pen_Name - For pretending to be me!
4) DrogoRoch - For loving my boobies!
5) Lungfish - Because I distracted him.
Honourable mention to RabiedRooster, because he asked me for one and has a cool motorbike!
User Reviews
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-04 11:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait a minute...is that...I think...It is! I see minge!
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-02-01 00:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT IS THIS SHIT MYSPACE?
Submitted by FrankenChrist (user info) at 2008-01-13 17:58:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow. your really attractive.
Submitted by MeelyFan15 (user info) at 2007-11-08 13:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just wanted to say that I LOVE THIS GIRL! I know i can speak for all the guys on this ubersite...WE WANT MORE OF MEELY!!...and btw that french dude obviously couldnt handle her.
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Filthy Slutbag!
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ultrasound..
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Write Shlongy across your tits and post em, until then fuck you!
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the cunt
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-09 22:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
always the same
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-09 14:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man this has a lot of review. Must be because of my mention
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-09 11:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
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You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Yeah, you should be "classy" like the rest of the girls here and save your nude pics for the next "Boobs of Uber".
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Yeah.
Wait.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-09-09 00:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cute on the top picture...
Methinks you are one of those "right light" chicks
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-08 14:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So we know you're not an alter, you should take a picture of you wearing a girdle and riding into the sunset on a majestic alligator.
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Yeah, I posted that picture, it was a good idea
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-09-08 12:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-08 12:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this alter.
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I agree
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-08 12:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like this alter.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 12:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
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You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Yeah, you should be "classy" like the rest of the girls here and save your nude pics for the next "Boobs of Uber".
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Oh, shut the fuck up...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-08 11:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
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You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Yeah, you should be "classy" like the rest of the girls here and save your nude pics for the next "Boobs of Uber".
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ahahahaha... sigh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Haddock below and maybe above
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tin Tin below
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-08 06:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh my god!! this post is certainly doing the trick. I think being called cute is going to come back to scar me for life.
And the thought of Shlongys pants round his ankles.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-08 05:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahaha all this makes me laugh. I'm not sure why but I'm smiling so I'm not gonna complain.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
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You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Yeah, you should be "classy" like the rest of the girls here and save your nude pics for the next "Boobs of Uber".
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I was in Boobs of Uber and kept my top ON.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-08 01:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm +2ing this cause I'm drunk and it gave me a hard on.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-08 01:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shitty alter
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
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You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Yeah, you should be "classy" like the rest of the girls here and save your nude pics for the next "Boobs of Uber".
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your last three posts have been marvelous. If you keep this up you will earn the distinction of being my favorite user and, if you live within two hours from me, also my booty call. You can be the girl who gets pissed when I say I don't have a girlfriend.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-07 18:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Art.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 18:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love it when you talk dirty to me.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:25:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Again? I'll be right over. Get out the mags.
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mags are out...now hurry that cute little ass up.
This Johnson's not gonna suck itself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But my pants are ALREADY down.
Have been since I saw this post when I arrived at work this morning around 9:30am.
Haven't left my desk all day.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:10:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Again? I'll be right over. Get out the mags.
On another note, I managed to delete every song from Ipod and i have no idea how i did it?/
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So we know you're not an alter, you should take a picture of you wearing a girdle and riding into the sunset on a majestic alligator.
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Wait... WTF?!?!?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:05:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish Michael Jackson was here.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That counts. You're in.
Let's do it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter though. I once had sex with an alter boy though. does that count?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is it just me! Or do all alters! Use a shit-ton! Of exclamation points! When they talk!
Seriously. I weep for the future. Ghey emo tears.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So...you want in too, big boy??
Hmmm...a little kinky, but alright. Drop your pants.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmm, I believe that this was MY idea, kids.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For you? ALWAYS!!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why not, TL?
Then, I could compare them to yours.
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Tsk tsk!!
Badlands, you silly boy.
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So...does that mean you're in?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm on a proverbial roll today, sports fans...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why not, TL?
Then, I could compare them to yours.
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Tsk tsk!!
Badlands, you silly boy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful:
I tried that a while back and came to find out that I was cybering with Method.
It's scarred me for life.
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Imagine how I feel, I cybered with one of Jaypegs alters by accident.
I mean, I KNEW it was his alter at the time, but I'm still scarred from the experience.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a little attention whore
Short and stout
Here is my clitoris
Here is my gout (OH GOD!)
When I get attention,
Then I put out,
Just bend me over and shoot it out (on the face please!)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be careful:
I tried that a while back and came to find out that I was cybering with Method.
It's scarred me for life.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm bored. Who's alter wants to cyber?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoever's alter this is must be jizzing with glee - 3 posts in the top ranking, pretty good.
As for me, THIS kind of shenanigans is what Ubersite is ALL ABOUT, so keep it up and I will +2 the fuck out of this shit
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I'm naked. Do you love me now?"
No.
We have the internet.
We don't need you.
And stop embarrassing yourself.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder how much the alter had to pay to get onto the parn site to get these pedophelia pics.
Probably $2.99 a month.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A little less eye make-up, and maybe a smile, and I think you'd have most of the crowd convinced. For the people that think you are ugly, fuck 'em. For the people the think you are hot, give them more.
I like what you've said already, like
"Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any chance of anything a wee bit racier? Only asking don't mean to offend.
Having a slow day.
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Hmmm... I'll think about it. Maybe on Monday!"
and
"Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I mentioned that I enjoy nude photos of women?
And alter or not...I'll take a steady dose of these posts over shitty Habeeb drawings, stupid fucking Oatmeal camwhores and gay poetry all day long.
And seriously...more nude posts. Do it.
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More to follow on Monday gents!"
Keep true to your word.....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why not, TL?
Then, I could compare them to yours.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. SHOW OFF THE MEAT CURTAINS
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Fuck that is funny.
But please, DON'T show us.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.forumspile.com/Gay-PinkGuy.jpg
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"....FURTHER into the obscurity it truly deserves...."
Actually, obscurity is too good. I'm thinking something like- drawn and quartered. You know, something a little more creative.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know one thing: The Uber library of "Shlongy" posts added another 25 "books" in the last 3 or 4 days...
Saving this site from sinking even FURTHER into the obscurity it truly deserves.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this is real, and at this point it's looking that way, I have a feeling this is going to turn into another Urbane... if anyone can still remember that long ago.
And if not a similar incident, at least this will end up one of those immortalized "wish-i-could-take-it-back" kinda posts that we all manage to push up into the most viewed, just for, you know, prosperity.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So we know you're not an alter, you should take a picture of you wearing a girdle and riding into the sunset on a majestic alligator.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:06:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first one reminds me of a uber girl whose name I can't remember..
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yeah it does...IT'S YOU!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever keeps telling this cunt she has a great body, please stop! She has a mediocre-flabby body, at best. Method's only redeeming features are his tits. The end!
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lol
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We are strong!
No one can tell us we are wrong!
Searching our hearts for so looooooooong!
All of us knowing, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!
and i love hot naked women. rofl jk lmao kek pew pew laz0r omg bai2u.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are Method's alter, just as I am.
In fact, I may be my first.
His... I mean his.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The first one reminds me of a uber girl whose name I can't remember..
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The second pic reminds me of a cheap Alicia Silverstone?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come on kids, she is NOT ugly
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She has nice eyes and a nice body. She is FAR from pretty. She looks like a shim/tranny
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I guess my standards for beauty may be lower than yours TL. Its all good though, to each his/her own. You really think she looks like a tranny? Damn I hope I never run into a tranny that looks like that in a club, I could be in for a terrible, terrible, sexuality ruining suprise...
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever keeps telling this cunt she has a great body, please stop! She has a mediocre-flabby body, at best. Method's only redeeming features are his tits. The end!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come on kids, she is NOT ugly
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She has nice eyes and a nice body. She is FAR from pretty. She looks like a shim/tranny
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come on kids, she is NOT ugly, just new, and seemingly low on self esteem (why else would she be itching for the approval of that dino-human hybrid Shlongy).
Go ahead girl, do you.
P.S. SHOW OFF THE MEAT CURTAINS
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy fails at the internets
go to brdn's user page
go to search
click the box for "this user only"
type ghola
retrieve this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83409
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can't one of you ghola groupies just post the link?
I'm SURE you have multiple copies of this picture taped to your 'fridgerator, your medicine cabinet, your underwear, etc.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha shlongy....go through them, there's hole to be found.....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too, ghola.
Why don't you ever post pictures like this? I think you could pull it off!
Just a thought....
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**agrees then runs & hides**
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've seen a picture of that BoredNaked guy...there's NO WAY any halway attractive female is releasing muff shots to that creature.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't go through 208 Brknkd posts to find which one it was in...A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too, ghola.
Why don't you ever post pictures like this? I think you could pull it off!
Just a thought....
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brdnkd posted a naked picture of me a while back.
remember?
No, I don't. Was I on vacation? Where the fuck is that picture?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:58:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I mentioned that I enjoy nude photos of women?
And alter or not...I'll take a steady dose of these posts over shitty Habeeb drawings, stupid fucking Oatmeal camwhores and gay poetry all day long.
And seriously...more nude posts. Do it.
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More to follow on Monday gents!
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Gents? A brit. Not TTOM, but maybe TTOM. He'd want us to think it isn't him.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too, ghola.
Why don't you ever post pictures like this? I think you could pull it off!
Just a thought....
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brdnkd posted a naked picture of me a while back.
remember?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I mentioned that I enjoy nude photos of women?
And alter or not...I'll take a steady dose of these posts over shitty Habeeb drawings, stupid fucking Oatmeal camwhores and gay poetry all day long.
And seriously...more nude posts. Do it.
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More to follow on Monday gents!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have I mentioned that I enjoy nude photos of women?
And alter or not...I'll take a steady dose of these posts over shitty Habeeb drawings, stupid fucking Oatmeal camwhores and gay poetry all day long.
And seriously...more nude posts. Do it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me too, ghola.
Why don't you ever post pictures like this? I think you could pull it off!
Just a thought....
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's killing me trying to figure out who's alter this actually is.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got this sweet shirt.. it's a picture of a mouse, fucking another mouse, in a mouse trap. I was just pumpin away on some chick the other day wearing this shirt.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always thought shehe was more fun.
or just Lilly Savage
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cool. Titties and now a new word for a tranny!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've always used the term 'shemale'
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 pedantic drogo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't get me wrong. I give credit where credit is due. Shim has a great body. Not so much in the face. I guess that is what paper bags are for. My husband loves them. And they're free at the grocery store. Shim should look into some and post more pictures.
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Fine, I'm not that pretty, but I have a great body so I don't care. What the fuck is 'Shim'?
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Ummm *takes smoke on pipe* A Shim is a mixture os She, as in female, and Him, as in Male.
The use of Shim would imply that you are a Man pretending to be a girl.
*Drinks brandy*
I for one care not a fig. this post has amused my purile mind for most of the day. and it contained boobs, which I like.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't get me wrong. I give credit where credit is due. Shim has a great body. Not so much in the face. I guess that is what paper bags are for. My husband loves them. And they're free at the grocery store. Shim should look into some and post more pictures.
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Fine, I'm not that pretty, but I have a great body so I don't care. What the fuck is 'Shim'?
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<smacks head>
Someone care to explain?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine, I'm not that pretty, but I have a great body so I don't care. What the fuck is 'Shim'?
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IT'S. NOT. FUCKING. YOU!! AAGHHHH
*throws wireless keyboard across room*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For tomorrow's slot shot, hold up a post it note saying "Eat Me Shlongy," or something to that effect.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure the top and the back of your head look just fine.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i posted a kylos whore for you HBTS, end these alter rumours.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't get me wrong. I give credit where credit is due. Shim has a great body. Not so much in the face. I guess that is what paper bags are for. My husband loves them. And they're free at the grocery store. Shim should look into some and post more pictures.
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Fine, I'm not that pretty, but I have a great body so I don't care. What the fuck is 'Shim'?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't get me wrong. I give credit where credit is due. Shim has a great body. Not so much in the face. I guess that is what paper bags are for. My husband loves them. And they're free at the grocery store. Shim should look into some and post more pictures.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:22:46 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fan of naked chicks too. Just not this naked chick.
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As a man I have to say that I am. Great boobs. Alter or not.
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/agree
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:23:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:22:46 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fan of naked chicks too. Just not this naked chick.
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As a man I have to say that I am. Great boobs. Alter or not.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a fan of naked chicks too. Just not this naked chick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a big fan of naked chicks.
This must be an "upstate NY phenomenon" because so am I.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show us your hole
See? IT'S CATCHING ON LIKE WILDFIRE OR ONE OF SICOSEMEN'S STD'S!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:15:03 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
this is not myspace, maybe i do not want people to know what i look like....
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So in other words, you're fuck ugly.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is not myspace, maybe i do not want people to know what i look like....
and i posted today already so... :P
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:11:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think emissions thinks i am gay, some people think i'm still an alter i think.... but i could post a photo that would confirm i am not, and that does make me look gay (i was in thorpe park and drunk, it seemed like a good idea to play camp for the day)
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Fucking post it then.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a big fan of naked chicks.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:08:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha yes, i'm actually quite lucky, a certain breed of female find me attractive. however i sooooo have a photo that would seem to confirm some people gay thory lol
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By 'certain breed' you mean your hand don't you. Which people are gay and which photo? I DEMAND ANSWERS
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I think emissions thinks i am gay, some people think i'm still an alter i think.... but i could post a photo that would confirm i am not, and that does make me look gay (i was in thorpe park and drunk, it seemed like a good idea to play camp for the day)
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:08:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha yes, i'm actually quite lucky, a certain breed of female find me attractive. however i sooooo have a photo that would seem to confirm some people gay thory lol
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By 'certain breed' you mean your hand don't you. Which people are gay and which photo? I DEMAND ANSWERS
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that I didn't expect it, but could you stop theorising about my vagina?
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If you stop posting pictures of it. Do we have a deal?
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Come on! It hasn't been properly exposed (doubtful that it will be)!
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THE CROWD CHEERS!! IF YOUR GONNA ALTER FIND SOME PHOTOS OF A HOT CHIKKA PLEASE!!!
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You deserve rape and cupcakes.
Minus the cupcakes.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:04:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry to keep attacking meely.... i like sluts.... for fucking....
Not for conversing with, you really are triler park. like i said, myspace, bebo, slut69.com, all acceptable places for you to dwell within.
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Bwahahahaha. You don't get laid often do you?
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hahaha yes, i'm actually quite lucky, a certain breed of female find me attractive. however i sooooo have a photo that would seem to confirm some people gay thory lol
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that I didn't expect it, but could you stop theorising about my vagina?
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If you stop posting pictures of it. Do we have a deal?
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Come on! It hasn't been properly exposed (doubtful that it will be)!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that I didn't expect it, but could you stop theorising about my vagina?
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If you stop posting pictures of it. Do we have a deal?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry to keep attacking meely.... i like sluts.... for fucking....
Not for conversing with, you really are triler park. like i said, myspace, bebo, slut69.com, all acceptable places for you to dwell within.
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When have you tried to 'converse' with me? You've just been an utter cunt. Your username is fitting.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:04:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry to keep attacking meely.... i like sluts.... for fucking....
Not for conversing with, you really are triler park. like i said, myspace, bebo, slut69.com, all acceptable places for you to dwell within.
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Bwahahahaha. You don't get laid often do you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
show us your hole
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry to keep attacking meely.... i like sluts.... for fucking....
Not for conversing with, you really are triler park. like i said, myspace, bebo, slut69.com, all acceptable places for you to dwell within.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure.... my thory is it has a penis coming out of it anyway....
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Only after I get laid.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:53:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
On a different note....Does anyone know how to download songs from an Ipod onto a new computer w/o the software it came with? I have all these song on my ipod and a new computer and am not sure how to get the songs on my computer? HELP!!!
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Podworks.
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Does that cost money??
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The longer I wait, the funnier you aren't.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll give you that. but maybe she has one of those freakishly long ones. a gonzo's nose clitoris. can't really call one of those swollen.
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Not that I didn't expect it, but could you stop theorising about my vagina?
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Sure.... my thory is it has a penis coming out of it anyway....
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll give you that. but maybe she has one of those freakishly long ones. a gonzo's nose clitoris. can't really call one of those swollen.
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Not that I didn't expect it, but could you stop theorising about my vagina?
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*Insert Schlongy comment re 'Seeing said Vagina'*
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'll give you that. but maybe she has one of those freakishly long ones. a gonzo's nose clitoris. can't really call one of those swollen.
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Not that I didn't expect it, but could you stop theorising about my vagina?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
merlina, she might have been referring to the flow of blood into the clitoris
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yeah but 'hard'? not really the terminology.
More 'swollen'
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i'll give you that. but maybe she has one of those freakishly long ones. a gonzo's nose clitoris. can't really call one of those swollen.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont Lie to us. It's about a little boy and his dragon, everyone knows that.
Ruin my fucking childhood.
Ruined my childhood at the end of the damn song when the boy fucking DIES.
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Yeah that was a bit of a downer, but hey on the bright side I reversed into my managers car today.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont Lie to us. It's about a little boy and his dragon, everyone knows that.
Ruin my fucking childhood.
Ruined my childhood at the end of the damn song when the boy fucking DIES.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people think that to 'Puff the Magic Dragon' means to smoke a marijuana cigarette.
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Dont Lie to us. It's about a little boy and his dragon, everyone knows that.
Ruin my fucking childhood.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:54:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...this character is having trouble staying in character...that's for sure.
BUT I LIKE THIS CHARACTER BETTER THAN CAROL RICHARDS!
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That was a bandwagon post! The 'Hard' one.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
merlina, she might have been referring to the flow of blood into the clitoris
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yeah but 'hard'? not really the terminology.
More 'swollen'
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some people think that to 'Puff the Magic Dragon' means to smoke a marijuana cigarette.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for being an alter
+2 for giving me wood
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
merlina, she might have been referring to the flow of blood into the clitoris
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...this character is having trouble staying in character...that's for sure.
BUT I LIKE THIS CHARACTER BETTER THAN CAROL RICHARDS!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:53:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:53:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
On a different note....Does anyone know how to download songs from an Ipod onto a new computer w/o the software it came with? I have all these song on my ipod and a new computer and am not sure how to get the songs on my computer? HELP!!!
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Podworks.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
On a different note....Does anyone know how to download songs from an Ipod onto a new computer w/o the software it came with? I have all these song on my ipod and a new computer and am not sure how to get the songs on my computer? HELP!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina- does that make Shlongy gay that this "Chick/alter/dude" likes Shlongy?
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Shlong hon, you could never be gay.
At worst its a girl posting pics she found on the internet but I doubt it, as an earlier post from this person is called "There's something about you....getting me hard"
Now I'm no gynecologist but....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I AM SPARTACUS!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it's Spartacus.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
its scissorman!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going to go with my sleeper pick and say this is nintendo's alter
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But yesterday I thought I was you!
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still am. ninetndo is also my alter.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
men!! *shakes head sadly
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You think it's Method?
I say sicosemen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We're probably around the same age so this could work out for both of us. Tell your mum to drop me a line.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... tiger hon. This isn't a real girl you're talking to..
Its a guy, chuckling away to himself at getting two posts on Most Heated by posting a few pics he found on the internet.
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Oh I know M. I just like fucking with Method.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:41:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
You must be gay.
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I think thats a given seeing who he is.
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Sure... seeing as who i am.... you dont know who i am.... i have never posted my mug on here....
and Shlongy, for you, could be arranged, i'll have words.
She's a slut.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meely, i posted that on SPT, i did not know there was an ugly bitch friday, or i would have got my mum involved.
Does your mum show slot?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merlina- does that make Shlongy gay that this "Chick/alter/dude" likes Shlongy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:41:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
You must be gay.
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I think thats a given seeing who he is.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meely, i posted that on SPT, i did not know there was an ugly bitch friday, or i would have got my mum involved.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are 13.
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Both you and Merlina are wrong.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Um... tiger hon. This isn't a real girl you're talking to..
Its a guy, chuckling away to himself at getting two posts on Most Heated by posting a few pics he found on the internet.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Fucking make me.
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You really are 13.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111504
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Really Natures? Really?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You must be gay.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:40:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im with tigerlilly, sorry guys, but i think this chick should fuck off to myspace or something.
Net whore. Web cam slut.
myspace, this crap content belnongs there.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Im Tigerlillys cornerman!
Go for the hole!!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
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Fucking make me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder what the rules are on "Work Day Inter-Office Bird Spanking"?
Also, I'm getting a bit excited "watching" TigerLily and this new slut go at it here.
HOW ABOUT A NUDE MUD WRESTLING COMPETITION TO BE "TOP UBER TOMCAT"?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Making the list doesn't bother me as much as being referred to as an "Uberman." Disturbing, really.
+2 Shlongy glee.
Oh...alright, +2 I made a list.
No way. My six year old just noted our little black dog lying right next to our white cat and proclaimed, "Yin and yang." Awesome.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
.....
No, I had an alter once though, YEARS ago. His name was Orange-San, and Yellow-Man and I shared'em.
If I wanted to get back at my ex, I'd just post her naked pictures rather than go through the trouble of masking my ip and such just for an alter, or whatever it takes.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:37:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Likewise.
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Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
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You shouldn't. But you should really stop posting dumb pictures of yourself.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going to go with my sleeper pick and say this is nintendo's alter
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But yesterday I thought I was you!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm going to go with my sleeper pick and say this is nintendo's alter
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Likewise.
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Seriously though, I'm not the one getting all up tight about shit on here! It's just a website!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Likewise.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wtf, keep posting
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah? I highly doubt that I've been talked about. And whoever you were told by, lied.
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In that case, fuck off!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes! And you're welcome.
You can post whatever you want to post. But people are going to be rude, so expect it. At this point we're able to deduce two things. You're 13 maybe 14 and you lack class.
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I did expect it. I was told you were 'nice' though.
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Oh yeah? I highly doubt that I've been talked about. And whoever you were told by, lied.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) kind of disappointed that my alter would only put me in the middle of the pack. I really don't value myself that much. :(
2) girls don't call consoles consoles. they call them video game machines or nerd boxes.
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Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I'm retarded.
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Retards are cute. You get them naked by telling them they have ghosts in their clothing. It rules!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes! And you're welcome.
You can post whatever you want to post. But people are going to be rude, so expect it. At this point we're able to deduce two things. You're 13 maybe 14 and you lack class.
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I did expect it. I was told you were 'nice' though.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know. But whoever you are, stop posting dumb pictures of yourself. Enough already. This isn't hot or not.
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Really? Thanks!
This site is mostly made up of dumb pictures and lolcats. Why can't I post myself?
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Yes! And you're welcome.
You can post whatever you want to post. But people are going to be rude, so expect it. At this point we're able to deduce two things. You're 13 maybe 14 and you lack class.
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2) girls don't call consoles consoles. they call them video game machines or nerd boxes.
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Take it from a seasoned vet: This is 100% not true.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How Bad does That Sound.....................Drogo
damn it people
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) kind of disappointed that my alter would only put me in the middle of the pack. I really don't value myself that much. :(
2) girls don't call consoles consoles. they call them video game machines or nerd boxes.
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Just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I'm retarded.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:17:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I cant hold it in ANY longer!!!!!! Arrrrrghhhhhh
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Have you been playing with that all day???
It wont make it bigger Em
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1) kind of disappointed that my alter would only put me in the middle of the pack. I really don't value myself that much. :(
2) girls don't call consoles consoles. they call them video game machines or nerd boxes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I cant hold it in ANY longer!!!!!! Arrrrrghhhhhh
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know. But whoever you are, stop posting dumb pictures of yourself. Enough already. This isn't hot or not.
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Really? Thanks!
This site is mostly made up of dumb pictures and lolcats. Why can't I post myself?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know. But whoever you are, stop posting dumb pictures of yourself. Enough already. This isn't hot or not.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After closer examination, I think that IS some "hole" I see there.
SEE UBER...IT WORKS!
AND WHEN SHLONGY FINDS SOMETHING THAT WORKS, HE STICKS WITH IT!
BRAVO.
And, DON'T STOP.
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There totally is some "hole"! I'm glad you like it! Bang me?+
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
After closer examination, I think that IS some "hole" I see there.
SEE UBER...IT WORKS!
AND WHEN SHLONGY FINDS SOMETHING THAT WORKS, HE STICKS WITH IT!
BRAVO.
And, DON'T STOP.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take that lock that is around your neck, and lock yourself in a closet. Don't ever come out.
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That's really mean :(
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Take that lock that is around your neck, and lock yourself in a closet. Don't ever come out.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hysterical
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jaysis, just stop...
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo
Foux du fa fa!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stay tuned for the exciting next episode of ' im a laddddyyyyyyy'
Now that Jaques is gonna be SO angry when he founds out, god knows what HE will do.
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Ohhh its like Eastenders.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops boyfriend nevermind!! :P
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It's OK, he's French!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oops boyfriend nevermind!! :P
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:19:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got a solution to your problem:
post a picture with yourself in various positions with an NES, or SNES, or something along those lines. See, that will not only please me, you may just proves doubters wrong. Or just post more pictures, whichever.
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I don't have any consoles! My boyfriend does, but I don't think he'll like it if I ask him to borrow one. I hope he doesn't fucking find this!
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:19:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:50:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
and me? nothing....
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I only had a top 5! You almost made it!
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I got a solution to your problem:
post a picture with yourself in various positions with an NES, or SNES, or something along those lines. See, that will not only please me, you may just proves doubters wrong. Or just post more pictures, whichever.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111539#2518127
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Haha, Rhymo, dude, you pulled!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the chick in the photos is hawtz. To each his own I suppose.
Here's a short story for ya. I cant sell his blood because he has Hepatitis, but he can't afford Hepatitis medicine unless he sells his blood, so he poses nude in art classes. Plus one time he did it with a dead guy.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fail as an alter, succeed at posting an ugly chicks photos.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so which uberdude are you?
That's a good question.
PS. Maybe a quick "hole" shot would convince me otherwise. Shlongy remains skeptical.
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Oh man! It came out all dark on here but you can sort of see my pussy in the second picture!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so which uberdude are you?
That's a good question.
PS. Maybe a quick "hole" shot would convince me otherwise. Shlongy remains skeptical.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell what a joke. nice to see, but what a whore, seriously.
no offence shlongy, but any girl who will do this for an uber name is a fucking waster.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so which uberdude are you?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like boom, you like boom, enough of this boom lets boom the boom!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:50:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
and me? nothing....
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I only had a top 5! You almost made it!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pfft. Now you tell me.
-- Homer Simpson, finding out that working at a nuclear
plant can make one sterile
I Married Marge
I love how ShapeShifter calls this person out on being an alter.
Kettle: Hello Pot.
Pot: Hello Kettle.
Both: NIGGER!
Submitted by NintendoC