A person of good Character? (877 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2007-09-07 06:31:36 EDT
Many moons ago I found myself rather down and did something so monumentally stupid and out of character that it left friends and family completely flummoxed. I have to admit to being a wee bit surprised at myself too, but hey sometimes people do stupid things. The long and the short of it is that I ended up being a mere hairs breadth away from spending some quality time at her majesty's pleasure; seeing as some know me as an ex copper you can probably see how that could pose a slight issue.
What amazed me at the time was how my friends and family reacted to what I had done. No one really believed that I had done it, sadly for me I knew all to well that I had done it and the tightening and loosening of my sphincter attested to that. I remember spending a lot of time on the loo. I was wrapped in cotton wool and people were great. Family told me they loved me and were apparently more pissed off that they hadn't seen the signs themselves. I don't even know what the signs were supposed to be or where they were supposed to be. I discovered that the friends I had made during my brief existence were actually bloody well chosen. They rallied round and gave support and, thankfully, submitted pen to paper for character references.
When the time for my judgement came I had resigned myself to some quality time inside with some knew friends, I had packed some KY just in case. I was trying to think of it like going back to boarding school just with a lot more sex this time.
Nervous? Fuck I was nervous. I have never been so shit scared in my life. I have been attacked by people with knives and even some items of household furniture, but this was pure unadulterated terror. I knew that I deserved to go down for my crime but was terrified of what would happen to me when I got there, especially if they discovered my past. I kept thinking how popular I would become.
When told to stand I looked the judge in the eye as best as I could and tried desperately not to shake too much, I didn't want things delayed due to worries of epilepsy. The only way I describe his look was that of 'What the Fuck?' He looked at me as if to say 'Are you really the right person here?'
I was lucky. More than lucky if honest (Like the Dog). I received a suspended sentence and a large number of hours community service, all neatly coupled with a rehabilitation order to run for 2 years.
When I was told I could leave I couldn't move. Legs that have carried me for years decided that they really had done enough for a while. One of the prison guards actually had to help me out of the doors.
Outside friends, family and even the arresting and investigating officers all came to hug and congratulate me. I didn't really know what people were congratulating me for. I had committed a crime and had a punishment to do, but was it really the 'fair' choice?
I was still in shock.
I threw myself into the community service, doing it everyday for 2 months to get it finished. The rest was a matter of reporting to the probation office every week and submitting to counselling.
I have to admit that during this time I still wasn't really myself again, I didn't actually know what myself was anymore.
I managed to begin a faltering relationship and threw myself into a new job, nothing too important but something manual to help take my mind off things. Life was looking up, or so I thought.
I am a great believer in not running away from things. You really do have to confront them rather than let them fester inside.
I am also crap at taking advice, especially my own.
I hid from the main problem and hid doing manual jobs rather than putting myself back into an office to carry out what I was trained in.
Did I snap out of it? Yes, but it took another moment of incredulous stupidity to do it.
After an early morning row with the 'girl' of the moment I jumped into my lovely old beaten and bashed car, Old Growler as I called it. It was a hunk of crap but I loved it. An old Nissan Micra that really had seen the best of its life back when the world was black and white. I loved it though; it had set me back all of £20. It took me from A to B and back again, and occasionally it would be good enough to take me as far as C if I stroked it nicely.
On my merry little journey home, as I swore loudly at the woman's stupidity, Old Growler decided to cough its last. Blowing out the nearside tyre and rolling me in and over a hedge.
I shook my head a bit when I had stopped and wiped a bit of blood from my nose. I tried the ignition and it did nothing, even the bloody stereo had died which was the only thing I had spent money on. Nothing worked so I got out. What used to be my car now sat in the middle of a single carriage way about 15 yards from my front door.
I decided to do the respectable thing and tried to push it off the road. A passing motorist stopped and came to help, seeing as the wheels were fucked it kept turning further into the road. We eventually managed to bump it round and push it into a field.
With the obstruction gone my new buddy jumped into his car and drove off. I started my walk 15 yards to home.
Then the police drove by and stopped by my car. They then asked me if it was mine. I answered yes and the world went a wee bit freaky again.
Stupidly I had jumped into my car in the early hours of the morning 06:30hrs after a rather busy night at the pub for a friend's birthday.
Yes you got it. Numpty bollocks was still over the limit and was more than capable of proving it to the lovely officers.
I blew over at the station, only slightly but slightly over is still over.
Friends and Family weren't quite so forgiving this time, and rightly so. This time they all let me have it with every barrel they had available, I think some of them even picked up barrels from passers by to help in their fight. All the frustrations and anger they had held in check from my first incident they unleashed on me this time. They had all been treating me with kid gloves trying to be nice rather than having a go at me.
This people is what the world has come too; treating idiots like me with fluffy bunny crap rather than calling a fucking idiot a fucking idiot.
With friends and family finally venting their steam I went off to court to find out how long I would be banned for and what sort of fine I would receive. The outcome of that is by the by but what really sticks in my mind is something the Clerk of the court said to me. It will remain with me for the rest of my life and I really do attribute it to me slapping my lazy, self centred, emo ass back into line.
She looked me in the eyes and looked over my 'Previous' criminal record before saying:
"You must understand Mr Drogo, that in the eyes of this court you are NOT a person of good character."
It hurt more than I can say. I had been hiding from what I had done and thought I could run away from it. This lady had finally said that actually I can't hide from it at all.
It was exactly what I needed. It gave me the drive to prove her wrong, and to prove to friends and family that their original faith in me wasn't misplaced.
Years later I have turned my life around and managed to get it back on track. My employers know about my past but I have managed to show them over the years that I am actually trust worthy. My friends and family now look at me in a new light and have told me how proud they are of me to turn myself around.
I did it eventually but it took time. My main obstacle was my own stupid self pitying nature, which I had to get rid of before moving forward.
* No blades were used in the making of this post *
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-09 11:02:24 EDT (#)
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AHEM
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111550
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:05:38 EDT (#)
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DUI? Those things suck. You got two? that sucks..
DUI's are a bitch. I got a DIP. 9hr drug class tommrrow
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:40:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:44:18 EDT (#)
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As much as I can tell from your offerings on the intarweb, I'm not sure I could find a more likeable guy. And I don't think I've ever said that about someone who was ever a cop.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:25:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:24:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:23:49 EDT (#)
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you guys named the whole island blighty?
jesus. then yes i guess i have. although not around much of it. i want to go to cornwall next year.
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Ahh Cornwall. Just down the road really. Nice place. Just full of Cornish types
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And they all hate tourists.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:14:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:45:01 EDT (#)
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I have a theory that Merlina's bloke and Circe's dutchman look identical.
Also you never hear about them being in the same place at the same time.
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Ha ha ha. The Bloke is SOOO British. Down to his leather slippers. And he's only 33.
Don't let that put you off inion. Seriously I would come and see you at the airport if its a London one - they're all easy to get to. As long as its not 2am or something.
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well i always take late flights cuz they're cheapest and it allows me to work that day. this means with the 5 hour difference i'd never get in before about 10am.
but i might just lie to you for fun.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 13:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:45:01 EDT (#)
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I have a theory that Merlina's bloke and Circe's dutchman look identical.
Also you never hear about them being in the same place at the same time.
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Ha ha ha. The Bloke is SOOO British. Down to his leather slippers. And he's only 33.
Don't let that put you off inion. Seriously I would come and see you at the airport if its a London one - they're all easy to get to. As long as its not 2am or something.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-07 12:44:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:59:22 EDT (#)
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So, you're a criminal?
GOOD FOR YOU! CRIMINALS RULE.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:53:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:30:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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well i went to london this year.
i have to land there next year. meet me at the airport with some cheesecake. :D
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no beer in garden?
no cheesecake. :-P
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oh i buy beer. no doubt. cheesecake = extra beer.
also, i am wondering about berty's theory.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:45:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:30:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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well i went to london this year.
i have to land there next year. meet me at the airport with some cheesecake. :D
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no beer in garden?
no cheesecake. :-P
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I have a theory that Merlina's bloke and Circe's dutchman look identical.
Also you never hear about them being in the same place at the same time.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:42:09 EDT (#)
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woot
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:30:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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well i went to london this year.
i have to land there next year. meet me at the airport with some cheesecake. :D
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no beer in garden?
no cheesecake. :-P
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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well i went to london this year.
i have to land there next year. meet me at the airport with some cheesecake. :D
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:26:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:23:49 EDT (#)
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you guys named the whole island blighty?
jesus. then yes i guess i have. although not around much of it. i want to go to cornwall next year.
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and London.
*drums fingers*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:24:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:23:49 EDT (#)
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you guys named the whole island blighty?
jesus. then yes i guess i have. although not around much of it. i want to go to cornwall next year.
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Ahh Cornwall. Just down the road really. Nice place. Just full of Cornish types
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:23:49 EDT (#)
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you guys named the whole island blighty?
jesus. then yes i guess i have. although not around much of it. i want to go to cornwall next year.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:22:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:21:02 EDT (#)
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what's blighty and would i want to go there?
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You've just been havent you? The good old U of K
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:21:24 EDT (#)
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I was based in Berkshire back then.
Believe me it was a build up of a lot of situations. Drunken dick head just copped (hahaha) the dirty end of the stick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:21:02 EDT (#)
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what's blighty and would i want to go there?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:19:15 EDT (#)
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Drogo! You must tell me which part of blighty you are from so I will know to avoid the police when I visit!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:56 EDT (#)
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so besides that, what's the craziest thing you've done?
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Ooo tough call really.
Beat a guy quite badly when in the police because he stepped out in front of my police car when I was on an emergency shout.
Consistently went over to France on an expired Passport.
I wasnt all that Crazy to be honest, i'm trying to make up for it.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:56 EDT (#)
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so besides that, what's the craziest thing you've done?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:05:09 EDT (#)
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I hadnt really got any plans for the money, probably one of the things that went in my favour as I didnt need it. Just made me look bat shit crazy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:03:52 EDT (#)
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what were you going to do with the money? had you not sat and waited of course.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:02:31 EDT (#)
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Bye Em see you Monday, not that I will see you but will type to you.
Have a lovely weekend full of wonderful type lovely things
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:00:52 EDT (#)
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screw you guys im going home
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:58:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:45:58 EDT (#)
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Whoa, truth is way stranger than fiction, blackmailing a bank, what gave you that idea?
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It wasn't really what I set out to do. Hadnt paid all that much attention to what offence I was commiting.
I have to say that it was a bit of a tense old time what with a sentence of up to 8 years to look forward to.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:56:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:45:58 EDT (#)
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Whoa, truth is way stranger than fiction, blackmailing a bank, what gave you that idea?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:41:09 EDT (#)
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It's like a national hero, only shorter and with more of an emphasis on food production.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:32:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:26:08 EDT (#)
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Lamest redemption story ever...
You did not nearly drown yourself then get adopted by a chinese gran'ma and her blind Grand daughter, then worked on their farm for years before becoming a notional hero by defeating 4 martial artists in one night.
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Sadly I didnt. But then again neither did you.
What is a Notional Hero by the way? And you should maybe take a step away from a tv once in a while and breathe fresh air.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:26:08 EDT (#)
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Lamest redemption story ever...
You did not nearly drown yourself then get adopted by a chinese gran'ma and her blind Grand daughter, then worked on their farm for years before becoming a notional hero by defeating 4 martial artists in one night.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:25:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-07 10:20:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:43:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:42:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:39:44 EDT (#)
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How did u blackmail a bank and why did u wait for the rozzers
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Wrote a note claiming a 'loved' one was being held and they had demanded I get money from the bank, turns out it isnt robbery but Blackmail, who knew?
Waited for rozzers as knew there was no point trying to get away, and had done what i set out to do.
No real explanation really. Was in a bad place and as soon as the cops arrested me a weight lifted. Odd but true
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wait what?
really?
that somehow takes balls... so this is true then? what's it like being as odd as your uber person?
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I didnt think my Uber person was all that odd.
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it's possibly just because you're english. you're all an odd sort.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:41:21 EDT (#)
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You come to Bristol!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:39:23 EDT (#)
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Maybe you should try to keep away from public transport, or move to a different city I hear Exeter is nice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:37:44 EDT (#)
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Drogo,I dont blame him for being pissed but I had payed half before realising I had no more. Till this day I imagine he thinks he killed me and for that im quite glad.
On another note I got knocked over by a bus too in the City Centre. Before again ducking into a lane with policemen chasing after me to see if i was ok, I said I was but then proceeded to wander in the wrong direction for an hour before getting a taxi.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:32:54 EDT (#)
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well at least the burger wasnt hurt Em.
Damn those pesky taxis and their evil ways, but hey at least you still didnt have to pay.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:31:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:25:13 BST (#)
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Worst things i've done mate i can tell you. Car was a total write off and I was only doing 35. If passenger had been in their seat they definately wouldnt have walked away.
Very sobering I can assure you.
Now dont drink during the week as have to drive for work. And wont even have a half and get behind the wheel.
I make up for it at the weekends but resort to taxis home.
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You are a nice guy and a decent one.
Getting taxis never hurt anyone.
That's a lie, I once ran from paying for a taxi and he chased me in his car, swerved onto the pavement smacked into my right leg and left me for dead.
Luckily I had landed on my burger that had been carefully placed in my top pocket, I crawled to the nearbye lane and munched on it, contemplating the tire marks over my shirt sleeves.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:26:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:42:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:39:44 EDT (#)
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How did u blackmail a bank and why did u wait for the rozzers
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Wrote a note claiming a 'loved' one was being held and they had demanded I get money from the bank, turns out it isnt robbery but Blackmail, who knew?
Waited for rozzers as knew there was no point trying to get away, and had done what i set out to do.
No real explanation really. Was in a bad place and as soon as the cops arrested me a weight lifted. Odd but true
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wait what?
really?
that somehow takes balls... so this is true then? what's it like being as odd as your uber person?
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I didnt think my Uber person was all that odd.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 09:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 07:52:14 EDT (#)
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Wow........A family member of mine was killed by a drink driver so its difficult, you see im sure he never meant to drink and drive. You were lucky but also you have learnt from what happened and that in itself is very commendable.
WOW x 2 A serious EM - Drogo exchange.
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Worst things i've done mate i can tell you. Car was a total write off and I was only doing 35. If passenger had been in their seat they definately wouldnt have walked away.
Very sobering I can assure you.
Now dont drink during the week as have to drive for work. And wont even have a half and get behind the wheel.
I make up for it at the weekends but resort to taxis home.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:04:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:42:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:39:44 EDT (#)
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How did u blackmail a bank and why did u wait for the rozzers
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Wrote a note claiming a 'loved' one was being held and they had demanded I get money from the bank, turns out it isnt robbery but Blackmail, who knew?
Waited for rozzers as knew there was no point trying to get away, and had done what i set out to do.
No real explanation really. Was in a bad place and as soon as the cops arrested me a weight lifted. Odd but true
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wait what?
really?
that somehow takes balls... so this is true then? what's it like being as odd as your uber person?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-07 07:52:14 EDT (#)
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Wow........A family member of mine was killed by a drink driver so its difficult, you see im sure he never meant to drink and drive. You were lucky but also you have learnt from what happened and that in itself is very commendable.
WOW x 2 A serious EM - Drogo exchange.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-07 07:49:33 EDT (#)
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Shall raise a beer to you down the pub later.
Infact blow off work and come help me pack. I'll buy you 10. FUCK DUCK TAPE
*weeps*
It's in my hair
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 07:27:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 07:26:10 EDT (#)
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Dude, that shit is WACK!
You should totally get a job as a security gaurd. You'd be amongst your own.
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Hahahahahahahaha too true.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-07 07:26:10 EDT (#)
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Dude, that shit is WACK!
You should totally get a job as a security gaurd. You'd be amongst your own.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:53:19 EDT (#)
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benefit of the doubt...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:45:22 EDT (#)
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Wow how very strange. Good story though, if i ever get in need of some serious cash i might do that. But obviously run away on my very cool Motorbike http://www.ubersite.com/m/111533
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:43:07 EDT (#)
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Dude. Your blackmail arrest is like a weird film. That shit would write itself!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:42:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:39:44 EDT (#)
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How did u blackmail a bank and why did u wait for the rozzers
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Wrote a note claiming a 'loved' one was being held and they had demanded I get money from the bank, turns out it isnt robbery but Blackmail, who knew?
Waited for rozzers as knew there was no point trying to get away, and had done what i set out to do.
No real explanation really. Was in a bad place and as soon as the cops arrested me a weight lifted. Odd but true
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:40:50 EDT (#)
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Nice one drogo.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:40:13 EDT (#)
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contusion..
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:39:44 EDT (#)
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How did u blackmail a bank and why did u wait for the rozzers
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:39:23 EDT (#)
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awesome story dude, very inspiring.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:38:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 11:37:36 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:35:10 EDT (#)
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Jeebus, you fanny! Did you see you made Meeleys list, you lucky thing!
What did you do the first time or are you not allowed to say?
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Um its more embarrasing than anything else.
I blackmailed a bank. Then sat in the reception area with a rather large envelope with 10k in it, waiting for the police to arrive, which they did bless em.
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... You're right man. That's pretty retarded!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:37:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:35:10 EDT (#)
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Jeebus, you fanny! Did you see you made Meeleys list, you lucky thing!
What did you do the first time or are you not allowed to say?
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Um its more embarrasing than anything else.
I blackmailed a bank. Then sat in the reception area with a rather large envelope with 10k in it, waiting for the police to arrive, which they did bless em.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:35:10 EDT (#)
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Jeebus, you fanny! Did you see you made Meeleys list, you lucky thing!
What did you do the first time or are you not allowed to say?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 06:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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