First Post (1002 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.28 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by yewslus (View user info) at 2007-09-07 14:57:40 EDT
Hi Uberers!
I came across this site the other day and I've been watching you all interact. What a great place to hang out and chill wit you peeps! It's like the best thing since that High School Musical chick showed her unshorn pissflaps! It's such a nifty website that I would gladly give it anal pleasure.
Meh, who the fuck am I kidding? This place want from marginally ok to balls. At least I have proof that I must have been high as FUCK when I registered on 4/20.
Here's some non-porn to ease the pain. This is that Vanessa Hudgens chick from the teen sensation High School Musical. There are some more pics, but I don't want to post anything that might be inappropriate.
For the record:
I'd do her...in the butt
User Reviews
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 01:23:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not the prettiest BUT DAMN YOU GOT SEX FACTOR
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-11 01:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Disney's lawyers are trying to get these pictures off of the internet, so by having this here you may be getting Bart sued.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-08 14:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
way to stir it up
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-08 06:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She looks like a wolf.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 03:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 first post.
my bad
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 03:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG THAT'S REALLY FUCKING COOL SHE'S SO TOTALLY HOT I HAVEN'T HAD A 14 YEAR OLD SINCE I WAS 15 AND I FORGOT WHAT I WAS MISSING THANK YOU SO MUCH
Sorry, I don't know how to do that weird internet talk you guys do.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She'd have to untuck it first.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this? A parade of ghey?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-07 17:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome.
You seem fun.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Has the IQ of plankton
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True, but entertainment value excuses a fair bit in my world.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HMMMM I have nothing better to say than this.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Predictable closet homosexual below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fag below.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not really that attractive.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome.
You seem fun.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Has the IQ of plankton
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could tell the time from 3 nautical miles with that thing. I still use it for my trips to Lake Michigan when I need to troll deep.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha who knew that fossil made fucking spy gear.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 16:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's fucking great!
It's a Fossil. In the color of Blue Power Ranger.
Wow, those were the pre-engineer days...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64653
are you wearing a power ranger watch in this pic? damn that thing looks straight out of james bond.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What th shit?
The front page spans a posting time of 27 hours.
Yes, this site is in remission.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:49:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is anybody falling for this "first post" shit?
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I almost did. Axolotl almost did too, except for the 'almost' part.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:46:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't say it's your first post.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Learn to click user info.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What th fuck is that idiot talking about?
This young snatch has a great body.
I'd lick every inch of that.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is anybody falling for this "first post" shit?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Or, instead of getting spammed by him for an ugly pic:
http://ns4w.org/vanessa-hudgens-nude-pic
Just click for the uncensored version.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't say it's your first post.
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:35:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whatnotyeah.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coleslaw_murphy.AT.yahoo.com
Pic me up.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Googled her and turns out that you are no better than a floor mat. She has no ass, little tits, hence the review that she has the curves of a ladder. You = failure.
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http://www.datshowbiz.com/photos/Vanessa_Anne_Hudgens/vanessa_anne_hugdens2.jpg
Now shut up you hump.
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Open your fucking eyes, you drone. Her flank goes to her legs with very little, if any change. Small tits, like I said. Have fun getting splinters, twat.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Googled her and turns out that you are no better than a floor mat. She has no ass, little tits, hence the review that she has the curves of a ladder. You = failure.
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http://www.datshowbiz.com/photos/Vanessa_Anne_Hudgens/vanessa_anne_hugdens2.jpg
Now shut up you hump.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And why would you admit you watched high school musical? It's shameful.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Were I lesbian I think I could do a whole lot better.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
captainthorns.at.gmail.com
These better be some good pics. Unlike the ones Shlongy sends me of his granddaughter.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
remarkable
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:15:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
she probably shaved at some point. just not every day.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome.
You seem fun.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Googled her and turns out that you are no better than a floor mat. She has no ass, little tits, hence the review that she has the curves of a ladder. You = failure.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, spam my ubersite email all you want. i only use it to talk to the magical computer elves anyway. nobody on this site has my real email address.
uberscourge.at.gmail.com
i don't even remember what we were asking for now.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FINE. DO IT THE OTHER WAY.
SEND ME AN EMAIL TO YEWSLUS.at.GMAIL.COM WITH "UBER" IN THE SUBJECT LINE
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not that I don't trust you its the onslaught of gayporn I would be spammed with that frightens me.
Remember Caul is single again and well...it could get awkward.
7min.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She'll be 19 in December, Sarge...no worries.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:08:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait does that mean I count on this e-mail thing? send them to me as well. BOO YAH
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUPEIB, I almost feel wrong for being turned on.
almost.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FINE PEOPLE.
I WILL EMAIL THE PICS I HAVE TO YOU, BUT YOU MUST BE A REPLY ON THIS POST WITH YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS BY MIDNIGHT EST TONIGHT.
AFTER THAT DON'T EVEN ASK.
I HAVE 5 PICS, ONE IS FULL FRONTAL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have exactly till 3:15 EST to repost with aforementioned pissflap pix or -2 will follow.
Do not dissapoint me.
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WHAT HE SAID
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She's got the curves of a ladder, jackass.
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Put on your glasses, cockmonkey.
Go Google her and tell me that again.
Stupid piss puddle...
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hit me with your email address, FALLEN
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:02:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have exactly till 3:15 EST to repost with aforementioned pissflap pix or -2 will follow.
Do not dissapoint me.
and no links!!!
f-ing Web blocker.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd do her...again.
Hopefully, the next time she'll be older than 16.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 15:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She's got the curves of a ladder, jackass.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-07 14:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
remarkable