From "RAD"S WIFE" to the Uberwhore who should be spending more time with her kid(s) (2216 hits)
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Submitted by Rad (View user info) at 2007-09-07 20:20:45 EDT
Hello all.....
Some of you have met me only for a few short minutes at the infamous "Uberfest" in earlier this year. I was pregnant and couldn't really hang out to get to know any of you. Yes I am the wife of "Rad1101" and have heard many things about Uber. Mostly everyone seems nice. We received a beautiful blue blanket for my new little boy. I'm not sure which uber name it came from but whoever you are thank you very much it was thoughful. There should be more thoughtful, respectful people like you in the world.
Ok that was the introduction bullshit of this whole post. This post is actually about a certain member of Uber who can't seem to keep her fucking mouth shut, or for that matter her legs closed obviously. All this and the bitch is married with kids, are you that fucking miserable and unhappy with your life that you need to fucking talk your white trash shit to my fucking husband. It appears that you may do this with alot of uber members on Aol as far as i can gather. Is that your nightly ritual.....ok plop some pizza on some paper plates for your kids....ship them off to bed...wait for hubby to fall alseep and then a whoring we must go? And I'm not excusing him in any way for this bullshit, i just thought i needed to tell you that maybe you need to spend some more time being a role model for your kid or kids and not so much time telling my husband about your nasty ass gutter cunt.
We have actually spoken before when you im'd my husband except you got me, your conversation sure changed from calling him babe to telling me what a beautiful daughter i have. I don't need some fucking whore to tell me that shit. See i know about the emails and all that and i'm usually not the type of person to do this bullshit that's why i ignored it the first time. But i figured hey what the hell it's fun and you deserve it. Well i just thought i would try this Uber thing out and tell you what I thought of your nasty ass. I don't really give a shit what this gets rated or care if anyone has any comments to make. I'm calling it like it is just like everyone else does here so there you have have it.
Let's see we can make this interesting and make a poll out of it............
Come on, take a guess and lets see if anyone else knows exactly who i'm talkin about........I will post the name, just thought i'd have some fun with it first
User Reviews
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-10-07 07:06:55 EDT (#)
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derivative
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 04:12:56 EDT (#)
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derivaituive"
derivative?
diminutive?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:09:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:47:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:08:17 EDT (#)
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Fucking hell, Trouty's back!!!
here fishy, fishy, fishy.
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LoL
do you really think being called a fish by someone who named himself after mystery meat composed of pig nuts and assholes bothers me?
anyway, kiss and make up
i'll tell you waht i told Caul
Let's do teh sex
you dont really want to bang me and i don't really want to bang you but
let's do it anyway and call it mutual rape!
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ooooooooooooooh.
Sex with a Pikey. Thats' hot.
(Do you see what I did there?? 'Pikey' - both a derivaituive of a species of fish, and also slang for the trailer-trash detrius of society - FUCKING GENIUS)
Bah, I'm going to stop now, because any more of a response from me might make this qualify as a 'conversation', and I wouldn't want you to copy and paste it onto your hard-drive only to use against me six months down the line when it has no relavence what so ever now, would I?
new 'kiss and make up' attitude or not, you're still a fucking psycho.
toodles.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-10 22:33:45 EDT (#)
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I have read this post before.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:46:16 EDT (#)
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i'd like to see lisa naked
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:09:44 EDT (#)
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shennanigans.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-10 08:25:38 EDT (#)
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According to internut mythos; Rad and his missus regularly partake of fetish parties and the whole "share and share-alike" philosophy.
Also Lisa is hot, interesting and a bit crazy which practically an internet celebrity. Well, she would do if she put more effort in and put a webcam in her lavatory.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-10 02:40:56 EDT (#)
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........I will post the name, just thought i'd have some fun with it first""""
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well????
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-09 23:28:03 EDT (#)
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she never did post the name, did she? sigh....
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-09 18:52:54 EDT (#)
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Hello
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-09 18:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-09 18:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-09 12:12:47 EDT (#)
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Well I feel silly. I missed BAMF's original post.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-09 11:57:10 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/94992#2201352
Submitted by rosemadder (user info) at 2007-09-09 03:59:24 EDT (#)
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Well you've got me on the edge of my seat, cocktease
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-09 01:24:36 EDT (#)
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kick rocks
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-08 18:40:51 EDT (#)
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lol
Whores?
on the internet?
Perish the tought
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-08 17:00:12 EDT (#)
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why is kaos king still talking about lisa?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-08 16:53:10 EDT (#)
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whoa is this real....a cyber sex scandal!!, ah I love it!!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-08 14:30:02 EDT (#)
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shlongy?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-08 14:29:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-08 13:35:46 EDT (#)
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WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-08 13:01:39 EDT (#)
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Don't be silly, women can't read.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 12:15:39 EDT (#)
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Bah, I was obliterated last night.
Whatever you wanna think...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-08 12:02:05 EDT (#)
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Old, old, old. I should shoot myself for remembering this.
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And....
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:22:27 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up Rob Berg.
That fucking cunt isd a stain on reality and I fucking wish...
Nah.
I don't give a fuck. I feel bad for Lisa - that chick's got some issues.
Jesus,i"nm fucking wasted right now
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She's hardly ever on and yet you can't shut up about her... methinks the gentleman doth protest too much.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-09-08 09:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:17:21 EDT (#)
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" Mostly everyone seems nice"
*falls off chair*
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 09:13:09 EDT (#)
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Someone smack me next time I log into Uber wasted, please...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:47:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:08:17 EDT (#)
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Fucking hell, Trouty's back!!!
here fishy, fishy, fishy.
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LoL
do you really think being called a fish by someone who named himself after mystery meat composed of pig nuts and assholes bothers me?
anyway, kiss and make up
i'll tell you waht i told Caul
Let's do teh sex
you dont really want to bang me and i don't really want to bang you but
let's do it anyway and call it mutual rape!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:23:04 EDT (#)
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It's probably Cookielass
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I thought it was a women.....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:21:40 EDT (#)
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It's probably Cookielass. Or Aj.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:20:02 EDT (#)
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Hmmm is it Shlongy
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:16:55 EDT (#)
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Is it me?!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, the -2 is for a blatant copy paste job on this by the way, from the looks of things, you've not even changed the text have you beekeeper boy?
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-09-08 07:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking hell, Trouty's back!!!
here fishy, fishy, fishy.
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-09-08 06:04:44 EDT (#)
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Its little sally isn't it? You tell that uberslut to back off your man!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:35:29 EDT (#)
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I wish I was an uberwhore.
Good idea about the paper plates though.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:23:46 EDT (#)
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is this for real??
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:20:31 EDT (#)
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ive been away for years, but i'll guess for kicks.
cookielass?? isn't she uber famous for pulling snowjobs on the horny ubermenz?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 04:17:21 EDT (#)
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" Mostly everyone seems nice"
*falls off chair*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:58:21 EDT (#)
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First, I need to look at some other posts. I feel a -2 coming on.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:57:45 EDT (#)
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Why hot? Haven't seen Rad in a while.
Or his wife, for that matter.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come-on lung...let's KOA
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:44:08 EDT (#)
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reads post...
joedaddy noes
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:31:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:22:27 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up Rob Berg.
That fucking cunt isd a stain on reality and I fucking wish...
Nah.
I don't give a fuck. I feel bad for Lisa - that chick's got some issues.
Jesus,i"nm fucking wasted right now
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HAHA
That's awesome.
I think its the most enjoyable uber drama of all time. e-hate at its bestest.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chalk one up for the slow swimmers
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:27:13 EDT (#)
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I mean it. I'm going to see if there's a movie on.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:22:27 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up Rob Berg.
That fucking cunt isd a stain on reality and I fucking wish...
Nah.
I don't give a fuck. I feel bad for Lisa - that chick's got some issues.
Jesus,i"nm fucking wasted right now
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:19:13 EDT (#)
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Heat heat heat heat heat heat!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:12:15 EDT (#)
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My Guess???
Lisa.
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>gasp<
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:12:15 EDT (#)
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My Guess???
Lisa.
What? That whore hasn't spawned yet?
I fail.
And I'm incredibly drunk...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 02:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think the Cardinals will win the central. I know their schedule is tough, but the Cubs are choking already, the Brewers...well...they're only good at home and I haven't checked their schedule, and the Cards have a kick-ass line-up and the pitching is holding its own.
What's up with that fielding, though?
Weird game, tonight, really.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-08 01:20:53 EDT (#)
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next week is quite probably too late, my friend
that game sure could have helped us out
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:29:21 EDT (#)
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woot...or whatever you guys say
I like the Cardinals and hope they win the Central. But they can start winning next week.
Tony La Russa is the best manager of our day, and my sister knows him personally.
My sister is awesome.
Phillies are alright, and I wouldn't mind if they wind the wild card. Fuck the Padres.
I'd like to thank that arrogant prick Jake Peavy for ensuring that we are going the win the west.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-08 00:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Less bitching, more sandwich making.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:33:11 EDT (#)
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GO CARDINALS WOO!!!
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:28:13 EDT (#)
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by the way your daughter is fugly
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jeez i'm sorry okay you don't have to get all bitchy about it
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Three, four...
Gutter cunt, gutter cunt,
What are they feeding you?
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
It's not your fault
They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
It's not your fault
You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
What are they feeding you?
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
It's not your fault
Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
What are they feeding you?
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
You're getting fat
I think that I'm gonna be sick
It's your ears, and nose and pick
Part of it, tempt me
One, two, what's that smell?
All the dogs in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
What, you're fat, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you in the shopping mall
gutter cunt, gutter cunt,
It's not your fault,
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
It's not your fault
gutter cunt, gutter cunt
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood
You smell like something dead (3x)
One, two, what's that smell?
Yeah, that's not the song
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I happened to read the other version of this post a few nights ago.
What a coincidence.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:01:05 EDT (#)
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hehe, i thought you divorced or something...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 22:00:34 EDT (#)
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No. I mean BEER ON AN EMPTY STOMACH WOO!
My chinese food better get here.
fuck games on
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO D'BACKS WOO!!!!!!!!!
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Ummm...don't you mean 'GO CARDINALS WOOOO!!!!!!!!!'
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No, he meant
GO PHILLIES WOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:52:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:12:38 EDT (#)
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GO D'BACKS WOO!!!!!!!!!
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Ummm...don't you mean 'GO CARDINALS WOOOO!!!!!!!!!'
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hm, they have sluts on the internet now? Good to know.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:42:20 EDT (#)
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aw man, that poll shit at the end ruined the shenanigans...and it was great shenanigans.
by the way, nobody would have an affair with rad. anyone who has seen rad knows this (no offense rad).
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
More importantly: Congratulations.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:29:54 EDT (#)
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It's Little Sally
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:27:58 EDT (#)
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Heh.
I'll admit it. It's me. I'm the uberslut.
Submitted by jpk34359 (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:23:54 EDT (#)
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Needs more hole.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:20:13 EDT (#)
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curl
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:02:33 EDT (#)
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wave
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-07 18:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heat
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-07 17:57:17 EDT (#)
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bitch
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-07 17:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
batch
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-09-07 17:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
swallow
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-07 17:47:52 EDT (#)
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blow job
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-07 21:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO D'BACKS WOO!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wooo
Who is it?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I did a search and it appears as though one badassmofo did this already and much better.
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haha
'I did a search'
If there was ever any doubt about your...um... 'status' that just cleared it up.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:44:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
maybe spend less time giving her shit and more time asking Rad why he's getting emails from some internet bitch.
that's how you get viruses, btw.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Married. Kids. KidS as in plural?
Wow. Have no idea. Most of the Uber ladies who have children have just 1.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I did a search and it appears as though one badassmofo did this already and much better. If, on the off shoot this is for real: Why the fuck, you stupid cunt, are you going through your husband's email? You are an untrustworthy douche and if you spread your own legs a little more, your husband wouldn't look for it elsewhere.
Oh, and tell your daughter I said 'ello.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take the first guess.
Is it Mrs. Shlongy???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-07 20:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PLEASE TELL ME!
It sounds like Shlongy has a chance with this Uber slut!