I'm Sorry Jacque! (SSFW) (5680 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.83 on 315 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Meeley (View user info) at 2007-09-10 05:10:51 EDT
Oh fuck! I told you I had a boyfriend, his name is Jacque and he's French but speaks good English. We don't see each other very often, about once a month, but he's found my account on Uber! FUCK!
This is the e-mail I got from him this morning:
Meeley,
I found your account on that fucking website. I know everything.
I can't believe you're in love with some internet guy! What the fuck? He looks so old. I'm really upset about all this. This is breaking my heart! I think I love you and you're ruining it. I don't know what I'm going to do about all this.
Who is this 'Shlongy' anyway? I looked about this stupid website and he seems just to be a lonely old guy! That's so dangerous, liking someone like that. I can't believe you'd do this to me.
I might get back in touch with you, but I need to think long and hard about this.
Jacque
I tried replying to him, but he's blocked me or isn't replying or something, I don't know! Hopefully he'll read this and forgive me.
Baby, I'm so sorry! I just did it for fun, and Shlongy is a legend I'll never get to really meet! He's just a fantasy character to me. You're a great guy and I don't want to lose you and here's me, apologising in the only way I know:
User Reviews
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:00:34 EDT (#)
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Anybody ever gets a hold of the real girl, let her know I'd be willing (out of great pity) to dye her hair a solid, tasteful color.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-14 03:43:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
btw with make up less is more there toots
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:12:01 EDT (#)
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I thought all these were pretty lame until i read this:
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JEZZEBELLE!
Whoever is doing this, you have my seal of approval.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:01:33 EDT (#)
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My girlfriend is 100 times hotter than you.
You look fat.
Submitted by joewhyit (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:55:10 EDT (#)
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No, for real, what's an alter?
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
JEZZEBELLE!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:51:19 EDT (#)
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how very alter-iffic of you to say
alter = you
Submitted by joewhyit (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:39:05 EDT (#)
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What the shit is an "alter"?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joewhyit (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:32:47 EDT (#)
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+3 for random titties when I wasn't expecting it.
-2 for Jacque pwning you. Sucka.
Thanks for the half-chub, young'un.
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Yet another alter graces us with his/her/shiz/shim's presence. Let more madness begin.
Submitted by joewhyit (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:32:47 EDT (#)
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+3 for random titties when I wasn't expecting it.
-2 for Jacque pwning you. Sucka.
Thanks for the half-chub, young'un.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
xray..
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
devil in italian. i posted one thing under diavola, a really long coal mining story. take a look if you want. i wrote it years ago.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:19:48 EDT (#)
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+2 for experima's alter ego
isnt diavola the word "devil" in some language?
I think diavoli is devil as well?
of I could be going right out of my mind...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:58:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:30:55 PDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't diavola fucking COOL?
:)
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im new and don't know diavola, but i think i love her.
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you love experima. diavola is my alter.
welcome. :)
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:02:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll settle for maybe. Thinking back on it, I've never officially turned down a "maybe". The rest of you can argue all you want. The chance for boobs is enough to quell my interest; because honestly, I'm too lazy to surf for my own smut.
Ubersite, the one-stop-shop for drama, comedy, action, adventure, and sudo-HBO-at-midnight-softcore-porn.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:52:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:51:35 EDT (#)
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so, does this mean we're gonna see more boobs or not?
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Maybe... :)
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:51:35 EDT (#)
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so, does this mean we're gonna see more boobs or not?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:00:20 EDT (#)
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NBS - Natures Biggest slug
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:55:26 EDT (#)
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NBM thank you for the entertainment. It has been most fun. If you WANT to believe im Meeley then im more than happy to take the credit until the real person steps forward. You'll be surprised!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:51:47 EDT (#)
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Awww NBS dont be like that
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:47:51 EDT (#)
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Rooster, you alawys get notified too quickly about comments on this post, yes, i think it's you.
People were calling for another photo, and you said "my camera is broken blah blah blah", forget to log out and then back in as meeley did we? hmmm? Seems possible.
Plus when i wrote that twat shite poem thing you were the only one to +2 it, and then came back to -2 it to follow suit of the other reviewers, scared of sticking out???
And HBTS, ok, i know you are right. I will not be reviewing this post anymore, and be a bit more aware of these alter fuck nuggets.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:42:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:37:45 BST (#)
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Meeley (Rooster in my opinion) you are boring now please just die a gruesome death, possibly involving the death of ones family and pet goldfish.
Bye. This post has died.
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You are aware, I hope, that the only reason that posts like this get as much attention is because morons like you get their shit in a twist over them right?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:38:47 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha you think this is me. Funny stuff. Dude stop smoking the weed. It's making you paranoid
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meeley (Rooster in my opinion) you are boring now please just die a gruesome death, possibly involving the death of ones family and pet goldfish.
Bye. This post has died.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:11:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:05:44 EDT (#)
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She claimed to have no other photo's, and a broken camera or some shit.....
The plot thickens. Why has this twat not been blocked from uber?
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I'm sorry, when did I do that then? Evidence, you rancid little penis.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:23:33 EDT (#)
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isn't diavola fucking COOL?
:)
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im new and don't know diavola, but i think i love her.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't diavola fucking COOL?
:)
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:22:54 EDT (#)
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yeah, you tell 'em experima!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:22:17 EDT (#)
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oh, and another thing: I have no clue how to do italics and bold. and I can spell "Jacques."
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:18:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:51:43 PDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:45:57 EDT (#)
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now THERES the experima i know!
Isn't it a coincidence, that exprima walks in right on time to deny her alterism?
She's such an alter-master. And if not, i'm at least a bit mesmerized...
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Oh I'm an alter master all right. Telling everyone which alter is mine from the get-go and then responding with it to this post is MASTERFUL.
I wouldn't bother to use my alter for this type of semi-pornographic nonsense any more than you would, rorrim/messmind. But you may continue to be mesmerised by me, nonetheless. :)
and for the record I didn't deny my alterism. I confirmed it. Experima is diavola, that's it, and you know already know that.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:05:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 02:37:44 EDT (#)
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hmmmm
another pic of "meeley" found online...
http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=1848301258
the +2 is for the boobs...
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She claimed to have no other photo's, and a broken camera or some shit.....
The plot thickens. Why has this twat not been blocked from uber?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 02:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmm
another pic of "meeley" found online...
http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=1848301258
the +2 is for the boobs...
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-12 01:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GO AWAY!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 01:24:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:40:17 EDT (#)
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I might know who it is, i might not you decide
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Rooster my son, me-thinks it be you.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:51:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:45:57 EDT (#)
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now THERES the experima i know!
Isn't it a coincidence, that exprima walks in right on time to deny her alterism?
She's such an alter-master. And if not, i'm at least a bit mesmerized...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:45:57 EDT (#)
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now THERES the experima i know!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 20:54:37 EDT (#)
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Here ya go, toots.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:14:43 EDT (#)
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okay here's the other half.
)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:11:44 EDT (#)
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I can't do a smiley face on this post.
and it's ME we're talking about.
here's half of one :
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:53:37 EDT (#)
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awwww come on M it was just a joke! lets turn that frown upside down huh>??? huh???
eh? eh? ka maaaaaaaan!! Gimme a smilin face!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:12:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmmmmmm ameelus = EXPERIMA?!?!?!?!?!?!
dun dun dundundun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
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wtf. dude, I have one alter and that's diavola and everyone knows it, and even that was a fucking accident.
I don't even know what's going on around here anymore.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:40:17 EDT (#)
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I might know who it is, i might not you decide
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:12:05 EDT (#)
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hmmmmmmm ameelus = EXPERIMA?!?!?!?!?!?!
dun dun dundundun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:40:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:39:32 EDT (#)
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Answers on a postcard to: ameelius.at.gmail.com
There are no prizes.
Funny that you forget to deny being an alter...
Good show!
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No matter what I say, nobody would believe me! I might as well find out what you think.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:39:39 EDT (#)
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Yes HBTS this is most amusing
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:39:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:25:51 EDT (#)
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I just concluded whose alter you are, m.
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Answers on a postcard to: ameelius.at.gmail.com
There are no prizes.
Funny that you forget to deny being an alter...
Good show!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:38:40 EDT (#)
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By well, of course, I mean badly.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:38:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:36:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:33:46 BST (#)
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Please forward all mail to Meeley to 'attention seeking whore/man'
P.O box Ha5 n0 L1F3
Feckoff FromUber Steet
DieCockDie
Personal Web address www.wedontlikeyoustupiduberbitchdieahorribledeath.com/uglyslut
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Look, I know you're practically a virgin on uber, but you'll get used to this, OK?
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Get use to what? I don't get the point of this whole 'alter' business.......
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Antagonising people. You've fallen victim to this one rather well.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:36:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:33:46 BST (#)
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Please forward all mail to Meeley to 'attention seeking whore/man'
P.O box Ha5 n0 L1F3
Feckoff FromUber Steet
DieCockDie
Personal Web address www.wedontlikeyoustupiduberbitchdieahorribledeath.com/uglyslut
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Look, I know you're practically a virgin on uber, but you'll get used to this, OK?
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Get use to what? I don't get the point of this whole 'alter' business.......
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:35:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:33:46 BST (#)
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Please forward all mail to Meeley to 'attention seeking whore/man'
P.O box Ha5 n0 L1F3
Feckoff FromUber Steet
DieCockDie
Personal Web address www.wedontlikeyoustupiduberbitchdieahorribledeath.com/uglyslut
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Look, I know you're practically a virgin on uber, but you'll get used to this, OK?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:35:05 EDT (#)
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My god NBM you are ancy today
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:33:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:25:51 EDT (#)
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I just concluded whose alter you are, m.
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Answers on a postcard to: ameelius.at.gmail.com
There are no prizes.
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Please forward all mail to Meeley to 'attention seeking whore/man'
P.O box Ha5 n0 L1F3
Feckoff FromUber Steet
DieCockDie
Personal Web address www.wedontlikeyoustupiduberbitchdieahorribledeath.com/uglyslut
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:29:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:25:51 EDT (#)
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I just concluded whose alter you are, m.
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Answers on a postcard to: ameelius.at.gmail.com
There are no prizes.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just concluded whose alter you are, m.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:25:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:08:18 EDT (#)
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So, did you run out of pictures of some random slut to steal off the internet and post here?
I'M BUMMED.
I LIKED THEM...HER...HIM...WHATEVER.
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Of course not Shlongy! I've just had a busy day! Tomorrow, I promise!
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LET THIS FECKING DIE ALREADY!
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Meeley just get fucked your so annoying, rabiedrooster even, whoever you are.
Merlina, let's put our heads together, hunt his ghey down and slay them where they stand.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:22:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:08:18 EDT (#)
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So, did you run out of pictures of some random slut to steal off the internet and post here?
I'M BUMMED.
I LIKED THEM...HER...HIM...WHATEVER.
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Of course not Shlongy! I've just had a busy day! Tomorrow, I promise!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LET THIS FECKING DIE ALREADY!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:14:49 EDT (#)
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WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs, WE want boobs,
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:08:18 EDT (#)
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So, did you run out of pictures of some random slut to steal off the internet and post here?
I'M BUMMED.
I LIKED THEM...HER...HIM...WHATEVER.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:59:39 EDT (#)
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SRSLY. where's the next post of bewbies?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:16:11 EDT (#)
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Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:11:30 EDT (#)
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yet you keep coming back
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:09:11 EDT (#)
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:54:54 EDT (#)
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These voices, these voices, I hear them,
And when they talk i'll follow, i'll follow, i'll follow.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:52:13 EDT (#)
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stop talking to yourself
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:42:37 EDT (#)
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Hurty shut up coz if i get banned again im going to be really pissed. Do you realise how much sucking up i had to do to get my account back
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:42:17 EDT (#)
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HBTS = RR
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:40:53 EDT (#)
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Careful dudes. Didn't RR get banned because HE'S MY ALTER!?!!?!?!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:34:39 EDT (#)
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im NBM too
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You are?? Then... then.... who am I??
**Cue the eerie music usually affiliated with some kind of sinister on-goings**
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:36:18 EDT (#)
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Oh and
IM SPARTCUS!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:36:13 EDT (#)
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God i am confused
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:34:39 EDT (#)
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im NBM too
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:31:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:08:09 BST (#)
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OH BOY AM I GLAD YOU CALLED ME SUPER CUTE, OH YES I AM
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EI you little cutie.
I would do another post but my camera broke Oops!
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OH MY GOD ROOSTER YOU COCK IT IS YOU!!! WRONG NAME LOG IN?!?!?!
ROOSTER IS MEELEY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:30:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:27:32 EDT (#)
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Let me get this straight... EI AND RR are Meeley? A collaboration eh? WTH?
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Mate i am so confused, what the fuck is going on??!?!?!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:29:19 EDT (#)
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Ahhh Crap.... Er i was joking before
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:28:44 EDT (#)
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
Need Fresh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSSSSS
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:27:32 EDT (#)
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Let me get this straight... EI AND RR are Meeley? A collaboration eh? WTH?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:26:38 EDT (#)
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Just take the praise EI, it's clear you are the sex.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:25:47 EDT (#)
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I dont know what you mean!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:08:09 BST (#)
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OH BOY AM I GLAD YOU CALLED ME SUPER CUTE, OH YES I AM
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EI you little cutie.
I would do another post but my camera broke Oops!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:19:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:18:39 BST (#)
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new post? we all need our daily dose of boobs and arguments over if you're real or not. what's the hold up?
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Agreed. Come on EI, get it sorted!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:18:39 EDT (#)
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new post? we all need our daily dose of boobs and arguments over if you're real or not. what's the hold up?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:13:59 EDT (#)
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nothing to see here folks
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:13:32 EDT (#)
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ummmmmm
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:10:31 EDT (#)
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After all your ranting about how ugly this "whore" is....I found an interesting comment.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111450#2516626
Wanna bang many ugly whores?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:10:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:09:00 EDT (#)
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Trying to get EI on your side because you my ugly little uber slut are crashing and burning, you have been exposed by one, slain by another, and i am just pissing on your pathetic little time wasting ashes.
Lol you can call my photo ugly, but i know you are lying.
I'm a little bit Bom chikka waah waah if i do say so myself. I touch myself on the reg.
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Of course I'm on Meeleys side!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:10:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:09:00 EDT (#)
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Trying to get EI on your side because you my ugly little uber slut are crashing and burning, you have been exposed by one, slain by another, and i am just pissing on your pathetic little time wasting ashes.
Lol you can call my photo ugly, but i know you are lying.
I'm a little bit Bom chikka waah waah if i do say so myself. I touch myself on the reg.
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Of course I'm on Meeleys side!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:09:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:04:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:03:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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N_B_M you are really angsty huh? Sounds like you need to get laid. Or get out more.
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I just cant understand ugly chicks who think they are anything but ugly monkey whores.
I had a wank ealier i am fine.
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Based on your camwhore you're not much to look at. Unlike the super cute EI
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Trying to get EI on your side because you my ugly little uber slut are crashing and burning, you have been exposed by one, slain by another, and i am just pissing on your pathetic little time wasting ashes.
Lol you can call my photo ugly, but i know you are lying.
I'm a little bit Bom chikka waah waah if i do say so myself. I touch myself on the reg.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH BOY AM I GLAD YOU CALLED ME SUPER CUTE, OH YES I AM
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:04:41 EDT (#)
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ummm thats not oil
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Oh shit you're right.
It's CHILLI!
Woohoo!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:04:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:03:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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N_B_M you are really angsty huh? Sounds like you need to get laid. Or get out more.
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I just cant understand ugly chicks who think they are anything but ugly monkey whores.
I had a wank ealier i am fine.
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Based on your camwhore you're not much to look at. Unlike the super cute EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:04:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ummm thats not oil
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:04:07 EDT (#)
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
I have oil all we need in Ems paddling pool and we are set.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:03:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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N_B_M you are really angsty huh? Sounds like you need to get laid. Or get out more.
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I just cant understand ugly chicks who think they are anything but ugly monkey whores.
I had a wank ealier i am fine.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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N_B_M you are really angsty huh? Sounds like you need to get laid. Or get out more.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:58:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:51:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't need to tear this alter to pieces... Their own self indulgent tripe should be strangling them right about now...
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Explain to me how this is 'self indulgent tripe' honey.
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ITS YOUR UGLY MUG AND YOUR SHIT COCK LIFE IF THIS IS YOU (WHICH IT AINT) HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ANYTHING BUT SELF INDULGENT LIKE ALL YOUR POSTS!!
GET AIDS OF A DEAD CAT YOU FUCKING NOB
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:56:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:48:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:41:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chim chimmeny Chim chimmeny chim chim, charoo...
Anyone else realise that since some super uberer unearthered those photo links that 'Meeley' has been very quiet??
EXPOSED
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Hardly. That just confirms that my picture is somewhere else on the internet, twat.
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Well i would rather be exposed as an alter than be a raging slut who posts thier slutty fugly photo's everywhere. Slutty McSlutterson.
You are a twat. We all agree.
I am a twat, but the difference is i am not in denial, cock smoker.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't need to tear this alter to pieces... Their own self indulgent tripe should be strangling them right about now...
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Explain to me how this is 'self indulgent tripe' honey.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't need to tear this alter to pieces... Their own self indulgent tripe should be strangling them right about now...
My money is on Shlongy being the alter...
or JonnyX
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chim chimmeny Chim chimmeny chim chim, charoo...
Anyone else realise that since some super uberer unearthered those photo links that 'Meeley' has been very quiet??
EXPOSED
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thank you thank you (waves to the crowd)
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:41:23 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Chim chimmeny Chim chimmeny chim chim, charoo...
Anyone else realise that since some super uberer unearthered those photo links that 'Meeley' has been very quiet??
EXPOSED
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Hardly. That just confirms that my picture is somewhere else on the internet, twat.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE GET IT
YOUR AN ALTER
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Submitted by Meeley:
"At least i know what grammar is"
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I smell an admittance.... die die die you little lying prick, you are just an alter!!! NOTHING BUT AN ALTER! EXPOSED FOR THE STUPID BORED TIME WASTING CUNT YOU ARE!!! GO PROGR3SS TEAR THIS TURD TO PIECES
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chim chimmeny Chim chimmeny chim chim, charoo...
Anyone else realise that since some super uberer unearthered those photo links that 'Meeley' has been very quiet??
EXPOSED
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
At least I know what grammar is Progr3ss.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
WE GET IT
YOUR AN ALTER
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK
WE GET IT
YOUR AN ALTER
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:32:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have been infected with a case of HBTS, easy to cure though just take all the pills in this bottle and you wont have to worry about it again.
No you dont need to read the label just take them like a good boy.
oh and "More Boobs Please"
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A painful and terrifying disease. Worse than "Daves Syndrome".
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:32:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was running around on a soccer field this weekend and the sun hurted me bad. I look like a boiled lobster.
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You have been infected with a case of HBTS, easy to cure though just take all the pills in this bottle and you wont have to worry about it again.
No you dont need to read the label just take them like a good boy.
oh and "More Boobs Please"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*whistles and looks at the sky*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:16:34 EDT (#)
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I was running around on a soccer field this weekend and the sun hurted me bad. I look like a boiled lobster.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 05:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyway I dont need an alter, im a lover not a fighter.
I just need some humping action.
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I have a dog you can borrow, but make sure you wash him before you bring him back this time.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 05:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why, I'm back at this post again, praise be children praise be.
So i see there are some developments in this twisted tail of alters and uber-anarchy.
I have already had a wee giggle at your comments on a few posts today Emissions. It has been a magical ride.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyway I dont need an alter, im a lover not a fighter.
I just need some humping action.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm a real boy!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
my nickel says oathmeal et al.
who else would refer to shlongy as a god, even in jest?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So what will happen in this saga of nudity and depravity?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgotten to sign out below?
Lost track of his alter?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey am i using the right username?? Oh and drogo stop looking at my firehose you dirty man.
I want to type EmissionImpossible into google now but work may cry.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:27:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like I said ameels It makes no difference to me regardless, I like boobies!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:25:12 EDT (#)
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Do we have anything 'Special' comming at us today meeley?
I'm going to be busy but I will check back for more fun filled shenanigans later.
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I'm really busy today. Maybe later though!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:25:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:19:08 EDT (#)
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I think you may be EI...
regardless, whoever you are, continue posting pics of this cutie and I will be happy
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While I respect your perversely good Googling powers, you are wrong.
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Do we have anything 'Special' comming at us today meeley?
I'm going to be busy but I will check back for more fun filled shenanigans later.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:24:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:18:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo repeatedly puts 'EmissionImpossible naked' into google
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And the images it has returned has ruined my eyesight forever.
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I'm sure your mother tried to warn you about that.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you may be EI...
regardless, whoever you are, continue posting pics of this cutie and I will be happy
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While I respect your perversely good Googling powers, you are wrong.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you may be EI...
regardless, whoever you are, continue posting pics of this cutie and I will be happy
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo repeatedly puts 'EmissionImpossible naked' into google
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And the images it has returned has ruined my eyesight forever.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN ALTER!!! (not like anyone didnt know anyways)
NSFW KIDS...http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=165093505
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Because I put pictures exclusively on ubersite...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Drogo repeatedly puts 'EmissionImpossible naked' into google
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I have been researching that site for months, very intriguing drogo...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:48:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN ALTER!!! (not like anyone didnt know anyways)
NSFW KIDS...http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=165093505
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Now that is probably what she wants you to think. Maybe just maybe she is such an, how to say it politely, exhibitionist that she puts her pictures in lots of places for attention.
I'm just saying.
Now back to have a look at the other pictures on that site for some research I am doing.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN ALTER!!! (not like anyone didnt know anyways)
NSFW KIDS...http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=165093505
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haha
Good sleuth work, sir.
We won't question how you discovered this.
Or how long it took you to do the requisite research.
Nope.
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all I will say is that it was totally by accident rob.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN ALTER!!! (not like anyone didnt know anyways)
NSFW KIDS...http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=165093505
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haha
Good sleuth work, sir.
We won't question how you discovered this.
Or how long it took you to do the requisite research.
Nope.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good god no
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course everyone knew that this was an alter, I just figured that MAYBE if I posted a link to the picture that he/she is using than it may persuade them to "come out of the closet" so to speak so we can get this over with and go back to insulting each other.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmmmmm, shlongy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well done SGT you have just proved what everyone has known since this 'person' first posted.
Why dont you work out who it is now....
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PROOF THAT YOU ARE AN ALTER!!! (not like anyone didnt know anyways)
NSFW KIDS...http://www.imagefap.com/image.php?id=165093505
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-11 02:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss right the fuck off.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-11 01:16:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenanigans
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-11 01:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
under more careful consideration, if nothing else, you get bonus "Bob Dole Bucks"© for having a few pictures of the same girl, or at least photoshopping the same post-it-note.
("Bob Dole Bucks"© can be redeemed for sexual favors in accordance with the "Bob Dole Rules of Engagement"©. These rules are guidelines for the redemption and expenditure of said "Bob Dole Bucks"© and are a trade secret of "Bob Dole Enterprises"©, a subsidiary or "Bob Dole Wants Pussy, INC"©. Women only. JonnyX need not apply. Applicants subject to disqualification at random. No cash value.)
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-11 00:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
vaguely amusing.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-11 00:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, twats twat and thats that.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've seen this chick somewhere before...
I think I was paying like .99 cents a minute for private 1 on 1 chat...
I'd still fuck ya though...need a better collar though.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bang me???!
i never get apologies like that. I must not be hunting the right kinda slore.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or this, really.
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amen
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-10 16:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nigga please.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I did alters, this would be the kind I would do, for sure.
Unfortunately, I am too much of a ratings whore to bother doing separate posts.
But whoever is doing this is doing a great job, I must say.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
or this, really.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this says it all
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111493
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-10 17:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GIRDLE
ALLIGATOR
SUNSET
FUCK
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-10 16:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is silly. well done.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-10 16:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so hope this isn't an alter. This is just too entertaining.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-10 16:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nigga please.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-10 16:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i've only see JonnyX use SSFW
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Also used by:
CaptainThorns
fruity_tuity
homer42
But yes, almost exclusively JonnyX
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah. That link was SSFW. Or NSFW. Or something.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh caul, you have been away to long! its a mystery!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf is this?
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i've only see JonnyX use SSFW
Submitted by Zerachi (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meeley o'hara, an ugly skank broad;
Started posting on Uber to suck Shlongy's rod.
I'm sure before long we'll certainly see,
It's not really a woman yet rather she-he
So why would he do this, has he no shame?
Just join GLAD, in the end it's the same.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, is this what we have come to? -2 for having the lamest shenanigans in a long time, this is truly pathetic.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:50:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAAAAYYYYY! AAAAAAAALTER!!!!!!!.... Jacque is spelled with a S too by the way. take it from me, I AM FRENCH.... JACQUES
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There are some 3.8 million hits for "Jacque" on Google. It could be a variation.
The interesting thing is that Meeley, here, spelled it "Jacques" a couple posts ago...and she did it consistently the whole way through. If he's leaving her, it's probably because she can't get his name right.
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BUSTED! And i thought we had something SPECIAL!
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAAAAYYYYY! AAAAAAAALTER!!!!!!!.... Jacque is spelled with a S too by the way. take it from me, I AM FRENCH.... JACQUES
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There are some 3.8 million hits for "Jacque" on Google. It could be a variation.
The interesting thing is that Meeley, here, spelled it "Jacques" a couple posts ago...and she did it consistently the whole way through. If he's leaving her, it's probably because she can't get his name right.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont YOU know it Emission *Snicker*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:29:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I found your myspace.
http://tinyurl.com/ywor9h
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That was the funniest thing i have ever seen. Imagine waking up with a rolling pin up your ass. Muahahahahaha!Buahahahahaha!
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imagine sleeping through the insertion of said rolling pin. Like that french bitch who fell asleep and her dog ate her face off and she didn't notice till the following morning.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont YOU know it Emission *Snicker*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:29:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I found your myspace.
http://tinyurl.com/ywor9h
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That was the funniest thing i have ever seen. Imagine waking up with a rolling pin up your ass. Muahahahahaha!Buahahahahaha!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
GAAAAYYYYY! AAAAAAAALTER!!!!!!!.... Jacque is spelled with a S too by the way. take it from me, I AM FRENCH.... JACQUES
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some people will go mad when this 'person' reveals themselves.....
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:34:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:29:23 EDT (#)
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I found your myspace.
http://tinyurl.com/ywor9h
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Ha!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:29:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I found your myspace.
http://tinyurl.com/ywor9h
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My God...these posts become so boring.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's apparent you have no life and nothing better to do with your time than create alters. It must be sad and lonely in your world.
That being said and since you have nothing better to do, would you mind cleaning my house? And when you're done washing my dishes and doing my laundry, how about you pain those nubs of yours? If we have to look at you holding up dumb signs that have no relevance to Uber, at least make yourself look presentable. I realize you have little to work with and that it is a daunting task, but give it a whirl would ya?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some of you people are painfully fucking stupid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-10 14:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm with Merlina. If you can't stretch to a manicure at least just use some nail polish remover. And with make up, less is definately more. You might be rather pretty under all that crap.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you're my alter and I just don't know it. I wake up sleepy as hell in the morning sometimes...
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Maybe you are! Who knows?
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several people.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:36:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
at least use a girl who doesn't look like she eats road kill for dinner.
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Jacque is French, not me!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
at least use a girl who doesn't look like she eats road kill for dinner.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather have all my limbs missing then to look like you.
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Strike ONE!
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How many do I get?
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As many as you need.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since Shlongy is a part of these Uber shenanigans, I think that I should be privy to who the fuck this alter is before any of the REST OF YOU are.
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I'm your alter Shlongy! Your nubile young female fan alter!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather have all my limbs missing then to look like you.
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Strike ONE!
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How many do I get?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since Shlongy is a part of these Uber shenanigans, I think that I should be privy to who the fuck this alter is before any of the REST OF YOU are.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you're my alter and I just don't know it. I wake up sleepy as hell in the morning sometimes...
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Maybe you are! Who knows?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you're my alter and I just don't know it. I wake up sleepy as hell in the morning sometimes...
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Everyone on here craves his +2s!" (meaning Shlongy)
this fucking alter has to be Shlongy himself, no one could be up his ass that far, unless maybe his pool boy is a shim...
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To continue my baseball related comments: Swingannamiss!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Everyone on here craves his +2s!" (meaning Shlongy)
this fucking alter has to be Shlongy himself, no one could be up his ass that far, unless maybe his pool boy is a shim...
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather have all my limbs missing then to look like you.
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Strike ONE!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd rather have all my limbs missing then to look like you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hasn't grasped the concept of the 'plural' below.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2007-09-10 12:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:36:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wanna know where she got the bra.
of course i'd have to get the tits to fill it out first.
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A friend brought it back from the States for me.
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What, the bra, or the tits?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This girl is still around? woulda been +2 with some boobs.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Try this pose without the bra.
And, lower the camera.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
still wearing the same underwear?
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My sexiest bra, and I do wash it.
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
still wearing the same underwear?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had never "heard" it till EI started saying it constantly. Girlfriend is a foreigner.... I'm sure she knows it from Little Britain, but she would also know that I have never seen that show, as my british television viewing begins and ends with Black Adder and Are You Being Served. Although, after likening her older sister to Hyacinth Bucket, I have watched a couple episodes of Keeping Up Appearances.
My culture is great. It clearly extends far past dry humping pretty foreign chicks.
She will kill me if she reads this.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I say it with more pah zaz!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission, how you ever got the credit for 'How very dare you' i can never imagine. Are you and i the only ones who have seen little britain?
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:57:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worst. Alter. Ever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:48:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-10 15:45:34 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
That post it doesn't even look real. Skank. In other news, EI got me in trouble this weekend. I was wrestling around on the floor with my girlfriend, and she pantsed me and I said "How very dare you!" and she froze, looked at me with a cold, frightening look, and said "What exactly do you do on the internet when I'm at work all day? And is his name EmissionImpossible?"
She knows.
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Back up Scrumpy Jack. I never use my real name when im banging your girlfriend. I call myself Filipe Fuckwell.
IM A SUPERSTAR!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Trouble" is what makes the world go 'round.
Just do what I say, beeeeey-otch.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Let's feed the hate a bit...
Nice boobs, mind if i stare at them for the remainder of the day?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That post it doesn't even look real. Skank. In other news, EI got me in trouble this weekend. I was wrestling around on the floor with my girlfriend, and she pantsed me and I said "How very dare you!" and she froze, looked at me with a cold, frightening look, and said "What exactly do you do on the internet when I'm at work all day? And is his name EmissionImpossible?"
She knows.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10