An Ode To Meeley (566 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.19 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Kylos (View user info) at 2007-09-10 09:49:48 EDT
I call this here, an ode to Meeley,
Posting herself up on uber so freely,
Your visable gash, your acceptable tits,
Always rocking the sticky post-its,
Your Shlongy obsessed, It's clear you like him,
But you reak of lesbian, go get a dyke in,
Alter or not, I don't think it matters,
I'd still bang you in your ear, until your little brain splatters,
Emissions, Rooster, Shlongy, with them you've caused a stirr,
Some other Uber users, sightful writing they'd prefer,
You say sorry to Jaques, your french skinny cocked fella,
I can guess you open wide, more so than an umbrella,
Doing it inside, said to be bad luck,
Is there anything you want to do, other than Uber-fuck?
Wich ain't a bad thing, as we love the Uber-whores,
I dreamt late last night of you, panting on all fours,
With you i did argue, we battled and we duelled,
If you are in fact an alter, few people here you've fooled,
You say your frenchie blocked you? Can't email him no more?
If in fact he does exsist, you'd have his number, I am sure,
But here i am, giving you, precious time of day,
To be honest nothing else to do, so what the fuck I say,
The attention you get, the people who give it, i just can't get around them,
I'd have your babies if i could, just so i could drown 'em,
Like dirty pigeons, flying around, you carry much disease,
Just warn the next guy to venture your chasm, of your crabs i plead,
I know i've abused you, from the off, but one can only admit,
That beneath your neck, above your chuff, dwell a lovely pair of tits,
I ask of you, to hate me not,
You want Shlongy? Then show your slot,
You can then live together, In super Uber bliss,
I know that, for a fact, his pole you long to kiss,
So go one, slot photo, what have you to lose?
Oh by the way i'd wax those borws, apparently EI's mums pubes.
This is not an attack, I just wanted the chance,
To extend to you an olive branch,
Still i think, you waste much time,
But i'm not one to talk, i wrote this rhyme.
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There once was a time where a man and his rhymes
Would ridicule posters and punish their crimes
Of good taste or language or posting care-free,
Yes upon once a time back in fair Honalee
How the noobs and the alters would get their desserts
Justly chafféd and dry fucked deep right where it hurt
And the blood it would run from the posts' new reviews
Which would flood up the page with their negative twos
At the close of the day when the clicks had been clicked
All their foreheads were bruised by his heavyswung dick
Like Wednesday-ashed palmers, they carried the mark
And up some other tree they were all forced to bark
But instead of the boy thinking not of the dragon
Here beast forgot boy and the joys of teabagging
The sexy realm withered but nobody cared
And Honalee vanished right into thin air
And now
I hate to inform you
But all that shit is about to change
I hear some freaky kinkass trumpets in the distance
I see the groundswell asslap crackfunk disco second earth rising
Oh I said it's fuckin' rising
Lifting like a boner in a mental ward
A sheet-tented drugfueled brain addled stiff wang
Whipping out the juice
All over your mother's eyes
Don't you?
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:25:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:24:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 11:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Also
1. I think that you have big issues with pidgeons
2. Great to get a mention
3. The fact you labeled this as poetry made me lol
4. Im really looking forward to the outcome
5. -2DIE
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Only joking
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:53:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99496
Stop multiplying your mistakes.PLZ!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:38:30 EDT (#)
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Reading this, I am reminded of the imagery of Tennyson's epic poem "The Charge of the Light Brigade". This post plays the part of Tennyson's Russians and Cossacks, assailing unmercifully unto their valiant demise the Light Brigade, which in this post is of course played by both the reader's sensibilies and the English language.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just love it when a plan come together. This fucking rocks.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!!!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Allow me...
-2DIE!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-10 10:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100208
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-10 09:52:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-10 13:42:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now I may be packing the kind of tackle you'd expect to find swinging about between the hind legs of a grand national winner, but that doesn't mean I'm not sick of this damn war. The killing, the suffering, the endless poetry....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-10 09:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ohemgee.
You are retarded.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-10 09:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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