re-regarding ubersite... (1630 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-09-10 19:20:57 EDT
As most of you folks well know - Ubersite is a very strange, delightfully wicked sort of place.
Anyone who spends an inordinate amount of time clicking around this vile little e-despot will no doubt find their own selfish masochistic/narcissistic needs well fondled. This particular medium is often discounted as being "fake" - some cranky little cheat code has even suggested we are all imaginary but there are obviously some very REAL folks dumping large chunks of their divergent personalities into these rather simple words, phrases and formatting.
This is a virtual playground of degenerates, nerds and assholes. A gathering of anti-social brats, emo crybabies, bullies, and some VERY bored employees. I suggest grabbing yourself a helmet or if you are a little more sensitive than others, you could get a good jump on the fucking off you will no doubt be invited to try out.
Personally, I have learned and experienced many wonderful things in my time spent trolling around the blue/pink-linked goodness of this site. What can I say - this place makes me happy.
It's refreshingly foul. It's anonymously cathartic. It's uberlicious.
I get to post some art, have a couple very satisfying e-scraps and occasionally even participate in some delightful conversations with some incredibly interesting people.
I love this place.
Uber, I guess what I am still trying to say is... can I fuck your mouth?
Please?
User Reviews
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-17 00:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yah,i'm a very sentimental person,but I also like to
tell people to fuck off,but thanks for noticing the difference.
Yer a good sport rob.
Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2007-09-13 02:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmm...uberlicious.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-13 02:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Berg why don't i lob a glob of hot surging pecker snot on yer faggy fucked face.Then stamp yer face on to some litmus paper and then you can post it as art.
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hehe - yer a strange fellow.
Hey, while you are trolling around I wanted to very sincerely thank you for this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111041#2501982
I truly appreciated the time you took and the sentiment you expressed when writing that little blurb.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-13 00:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-13 01:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Skeletor nickname = all Sphagy's fault.
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Far be it from me to complain about shit like this, but I FIRST CALLED YOU SKELETOR, GODAMMIT
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That's a load of bullshit.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-13 00:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:25:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:35:05 EDT (#)
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meanwhile, ill be getting published both professionally and academically. maybe i can hire you to check my grammar for me.
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As someone with much more experience than you with people who get published academically.....
Good luck with that. The old phrase "Those who can't function at a real job, teach" is so, so true. Seriously. I hope you learn how to look down your nose at someone without ever changing the jaunty tilt of your beret, you wanna-be fucking beatnik.
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im sorry, do you know me? how the fuck do you know what experience i have?
simply, you dont. so i guess thats the end of whatever point you had.
indeed, i agree those who cant do, teach. (thats the actual axiom, i think youll find) thats why im having a shot at doing, before i eventually lapse into the comfortable rut of academia, when i most likely fail, like so many before me.
good luck with whatever it is you do.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Berg why don't i lob a glob of hot surging pecker snot on yer faggy fucked face.Then stamp yer face on to some litmus paper and then you can post it as art.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That whole mouth fuck thing really brightened my day!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:46:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:11:44 EDT (#)
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Skeletor nickname = all Sphagy's fault.
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Far be it from me to complain about shit like this, but I FIRST CALLED YOU SKELETOR, GODAMMIT
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Ah so! You are wight! So solly, Method-san!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Skeletor nickname = all Sphagy's fault.
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Far be it from me to complain about shit like this, but I FIRST CALLED YOU SKELETOR, GODAMMIT
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:25:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meanwhile, ill be getting published both professionally and academically. maybe i can hire you to check my grammar for me.
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As someone with much more experience than you with people who get published academically.....
Good luck with that. The old phrase "Those who can't function at a real job, teach" is so, so true. Seriously. I hope you learn how to look down your nose at someone without ever changing the jaunty tilt of your beret, you wanna-be fucking beatnik.
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HAhahahahahahaaaaaa... *choke*
You know, Hadley may be a raging asshole, but at least he has a clear view of reality.
I must say, IDDQD, you seem to stagger back & forth on a few issues. You talk about what a waste Uber is, about how it means nothing; it's like validation ONLY comes through professional, legitimate means. THEN you turn around and talk of "art," and how that has merit as well. I guess I'm confused.
You blasted me for posting this --> http://www.ubersite.com/m/111622
You said that I should NOT have any pride in my work because it's found on this website... let alone that it's found along side the other pieces I listed. Why? Just because it's online for the public to read, that's completely invalidated it's worth?
"but as far as the site is concerned, there arent any genuine writers here, because if they are, they go and do it for real."
What does THAT mean? You're not a "genuine" writer unless you're getting paid by a publishing house for your craft? That's like saying you're not a genuine artist unless you have a BFA. (I'm pretty sure that a lot of great creators didn't finish college.) But I guess you are supposedly DOING IT FOR REAL. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I suppose that implies you've made choices and taken steps that either 1) I wasn't able to, or 2) I would never consider doing.
So congratulation with your "real writing." I hope your happy with it...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
d_prime = tool
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-09-12 01:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"I'm gonna try to say something about Ubersite... but don't worry I'm going to sugar-coat it with a lot of stupidity like everyone who does... PENGUIN RAPE"
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:54:12 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i read the argument after all.
i always liked kaelic.
i bet if we went to the same high school, we would've been the two very cool and popular guys who work out and get high grades and chicks and succeed at everything they do.
i'm totally serious.
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If by "High School" you mean "Bar" and by "Cool and popular" you mean "camp as a row of tents" and by "Work out and get high grades and chicks" you mean "specialize in ass to mouth while snorting coke off a gay nigger's cock"
Then yes, I agree.
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We REALLY need that Uber-quote thing instead of the Simpsons quotes cos that was fucking hilarious
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was wondering where you were Loki. I figured you, Sam, and the dogs were busy training for the Iditarod or something.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been blocked at work those fuctards. I suppose it was just a matter of time.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's about time you cunts realise how misunderstood I are!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:11:44 EDT (#)
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I have to confess. I like Sphagy. He's just weird.
Well, he used to be.
He'd come on and post pictures of bananas/plantains. That's it. Just bananas. Bizarre.
He'd say things that made absolutely no sense at all.
At the time I didn't appreciate it. In fact, his posts were so odd that I at one point told him his posts made me either a) bitch slap him, or b) want to park my car on someone's face.
This of course made him happy. I think.
Then the bastard started the whole Skeletor thing. I swear a solemn oath that if I ever cross paths with Sphagy I'll hug him, and them pimp slap him.
The similarities between me and Skeletor are non-existant. We do have ONE thing in common, we both like men. Yup, Skeletor is gay.
Skeletor nickname = all Sphagy's fault.
After giving it some thought, I came to the conclusion that it was because he is an Aussie.
Everyone knows Aussies are strange.
They say things like "Oi!" and overuse the word cunt.
Honestly, every other word with them is cunt.
Oi Aussies! There are other words besides cunt you know.
Hell, Sphagy's nickname is Cuntface. In fact, http://www.ubersite.com/m/88556. The final picture was a personalized message to him.
He's secretly in love with Tigerlilly. YES YOU ARE SPHAGY! QUIT DENYING IT.
Nowadays, he speaks coherently.
Best I can figure is he quit drinking or something.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111633
Back to posting shit again!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Q. What's worse than getting shitty ratings on a shitty post?
A. Having your shitty post ignored by the one person that you idolise and can't help posting about regularly.
GAME/SET/MATCH - Sphagnum
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:53:44 EDT (#)
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That's the first post with Sphagnum's name in the title for ages.
Mission accomplished
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:51:15 EDT (#)
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Ok Jonny let me get this straight...
You're basically telling me that nothing about your posts is going to change?
Fantastic.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:40:09 CDT (#)
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Also, since I don't believe in Jesus, I don't think he really has much to say about my actions. I am, however, a believer in Karma, but I think karma will be strangely silent on the matter. Why? Well, let's investigate.
You act like an obnoxious, pompous arrogant ass to lots of people.
You write a post that brings your little brother's death all the way to us people of the interweb.
Interweb people outpour sympathy.
You continue acting like an arrogant, pompous ass. You squander the sympathy by breeding dislike amongst the good people who didn't ridicule you or your post about your brother dying (like me).
that's like America after 9/11.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:51:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:29:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to spend almost 40 hours a week on Ubersite while I was goofing off in my crappy, boring job.
Now I spend about and hour a week popping in to see if there is anything interesting to read.
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well, we're all glad for that.
The one thing I find the most halarious, is that poor Sfaggy's ONLY motivation to come back here is to give me -2s - that's more pathetic than he is.
I really don't post that much any more, but if I can get Sfagnum torqued off so much that he actually stops sucking on horse penis to come rate me, than I AM GOING TO POST EVERY DAY FOR MONTH, _JUST_ FOR POOR OL' SFAGGY.
No, no need to thank me - I'm doing it for the sake of the ponies...
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It gets up your nose way too much for me not to do it. It's like a challenge for you. I make you cry yourself to sleep every night by rating your posts justly and fairly with a -2 and you rape that tiny little brain of yours looking for some way to have your revenge.
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'revenge'???????????
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's official - you ARE the biggest loser on Ubersite!
You ACTUALLY believe that I care about ratings? You, of all people, should know better.
It's ON!!!
From now on, nothing but -2 worthy posts from JonnyX! - ALL THANKS TO YOU SFAGGY, NOW I WONT HAVE TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP NO MO!
NO MO!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:54:12 BST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:44:56 EST (#)
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i read the argument after all.
i always liked kaelic.
i bet if we went to the same high school, we would've been the two very cool and popular guys who work out and get high grades and chicks and succeed at everything they do.
i'm totally serious.
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If by "High School" you mean "Bar" and by "Cool and popular" you mean "camp as a row of tents" and by "Work out and get high grades and chicks" you mean "specialize in ass to mouth while snorting coke off a gay nigger's cock"
Then yes, I agree.
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We REALLY need that Uber-quote thing instead of the Simpsons quotes cos that was fucking hilarious
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are just like the jealous losers like harris and diebold who hate popular people cuz they are pretty.
haha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought that I could stand to be in the same room as Caul but that was BEFORE I read the comment about his "gay-love" for kaelic, who is not only one of Uber's biggest losers, but he's in the running for biggest loser in Florida and perhaps, take home the title for the entire SE region of the US.
I agree with Sphagnum.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:54:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:44:56 EST (#)
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i read the argument after all.
i always liked kaelic.
i bet if we went to the same high school, we would've been the two very cool and popular guys who work out and get high grades and chicks and succeed at everything they do.
i'm totally serious.
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If by "High School" you mean "Bar" and by "Cool and popular" you mean "camp as a row of tents" and by "Work out and get high grades and chicks" you mean "specialize in ass to mouth while snorting coke off a gay nigger's cock"
Then yes, I agree.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:22:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:29:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to spend almost 40 hours a week on Ubersite while I was goofing off in my crappy, boring job.
Now I spend about and hour a week popping in to see if there is anything interesting to read.
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well, we're all glad for that.
The one thing I find the most halarious, is that poor Sfaggy's ONLY motivation to come back here is to give me -2s - that's more pathetic than he is.
I really don't post that much any more, but if I can get Sfagnum torqued off so much that he actually stops sucking on horse penis to come rate me, than I AM GOING TO POST EVERY DAY FOR MONTH, _JUST_ FOR POOR OL' SFAGGY.
No, no need to thank me - I'm doing it for the sake of the ponies...
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It gets up your nose way too much for me not to do it. It's like a challenge for you. I make you cry yourself to sleep every night by rating your posts justly and fairly with a -2 and you rape that tiny little brain of yours looking for some way to have your revenge.
So far you've come up with;
"You suck horse cock"
"I do it for the ponies"
"How's the horse cock?"
"Horse cock is da bomb"
"Hooray for horse cock"
"As is evidenced by my post history, I only have the ability to come up with one crappy theme and will continue to peddle it until it makes your eyes bleed"
"Sucked off any horses lately?"
I find it hard not to be offended that there is a human being on the planet as one dimensional and retarded as you are.
If this isn't good enough reasoning to vote "YES" for abortion then nothing is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i read the argument after all.
i always liked kaelic.
i bet if we went to the same high school, we would've been the two very cool and popular guys who work out and get high grades and chicks and succeed at everything they do.
i'm totally serious.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98010#2288490
found it.
only you and coley asked for a perma-rating. i figured i'd get more takers than that. huh.
and apparently you are fat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i want to read the arguments and join in but my head is filled with cobol.
i'm so not used to work...imo faint
oh well...i'll give it a try:
HEY ROB BERG, YOU ARE FAT!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well. that was pretty mean of kaelic.
this post wasn't so hot, rob, but you asked for +2s, so +2s you get.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
retard below
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 18:29:28 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to spend almost 40 hours a week on Ubersite while I was goofing off in my crappy, boring job.
Now I spend about and hour a week popping in to see if there is anything interesting to read.
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well, we're all glad for that.
The one thing I find the most halarious, is that poor Sfaggy's ONLY motivation to come back here is to give me -2s - that's more pathetic than he is.
I really don't post that much any more, but if I can get Sfagnum torqued off so much that he actually stops sucking on horse penis to come rate me, than I AM GOING TO POST EVERY DAY FOR MONTH, _JUST_ FOR POOR OL' SFAGGY.
No, no need to thank me - I'm doing it for the sake of the ponies...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No - but Method's here somewhere - he's in
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember when Kaelic made fun of my dead mother.
At first I was like, "What kind of sick mother fucker..." then I reminded myself that Kaelic's intent was 100% to get a rise and he really couldn't have meant what he typed.
For, to have him MEAN what he typed, he would have had to have known my mother and that's impossible.
Just some perspective.
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For all the people out there wondering why I have always remained steadfast in my appreciation for young Oathmeal here - THIS serves as a shining example.
I appreciate the perspective and I thank you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Kaelic's juvenile example serves well to illustrate the breadth of the ubersite experience.
I do not regret what I did - posting the tragic news of my brother's death has helped me deal with the unbelievable loss I am continuing to struggle with every day. I feel like a piece of my soul has been ripped out... and I don't think you ever recover from that.
However, I do know that the sympathy, empathy and good-will that I have received from this website and other 'unconventional' outlets have been paramount in not only the processing of this massive devastation I feel - but in moving towards dealing with that loss. Each day is a step forward and I am lucky to have some fantastic friends and family to help me through this.
Ubersite being what it is - it was inevitable that people would choose to be horrible. I know I would certainly never even consider doing something like that - and the satisfaction in accomplishing such a thing that remains a mystery to me.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Occasionaly I shit Lucky Charms cereal if anyone wants to get a bowl and some milk...
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember when Kaelic made fun of my dead mother.
At first I was like, "What kind of sick mother fucker..." then I reminded myself that Kaelic's intent was 100% to get a rise and he really couldn't have meant what he typed.
For, to have him MEAN what he typed, he would have had to have known my mother and that's impossible.
Just some perspective.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well put, sir, well put.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:40:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Also, since I don't believe in Jesus, I don't think he really has much to say about my actions. I am, however, a believer in Karma, but I think karma will be strangely silent on the matter. Why? Well, let's investigate.
You act like an obnoxious, pompous arrogant ass to lots of people.
You write a post that brings your little brother's death all the way to us people of the interweb.
Interweb people outpour sympathy.
You continue acting like an arrogant, pompous ass. You squander the sympathy by breeding dislike amongst the good people who didn't ridicule you or your post about your brother dying (like me).
I, rightly, get fed up with it when you jump on the band wagon and -2 my inane post, and call you out with something I honestly believe.
You get defensive, tell me what a child I am, how worthless I am, etc, etc.
Now if karma judged me as wrong, then for my comment, to experience the pain I have inflicted on you by saying what I said, I would have to lose a sibling in a senseless accident, then POST about it on a website (something I would never do), and then be ridiculed and mocked about it. I believe karma is about equal repayment (maybe). I didn't kill your brother, so killing my sibling just to make me experience your pain at the subject could never be equal.
Also, you know in your heart of hearts whether you milked it out as a sympathy post because you're an attention whore. I don't know definitively, but I have my suspicions.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice to know I made you cry. Was it the first time?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
See, that's the difference between us, Rob. I've never made any judgements about anyone on here. I don't pretend like I really know anyone. I go off on tirades, I rant, but people like you think you actually know and understand people like me. I guarantee you that you do not. There are no bad people, just people who do bad things, but there sure as hell are some fucking annoying ones.
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Yeah, you can try and use that rational to make yourself feel a little better - and if that works for you : great.
The person who runs this 'Kaelic' moniker signed in and reacted poorly to a meaningless, arbitrary rating on a website and decided to retaliate by being obnoxious and mean. You actually leveraged the death of my little brother as an insult.
Who does that?
Yeah, that was YOUR decision - the fact I think almost nothing of you and your words have no meaning to me doesn't change the malignant intent of your action. Do you think Jesus would approve of your choice?
Do you believe in Karma?
heh - thing is 'Kaelic' - you are not worth understanding. You are a childish waste of my time - run along now little boy, I'm sure there are some other kids out there you can make cry. It's good to have goals.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:14:17 EDT (#)
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See, that's the difference between us, Rob. I've never made any judgements about anyone on here. I don't pretend like I really know anyone. I go off on tirades, I rant, but people like you think you actually know and understand people like me. I guarantee you that you do not. There are no bad people, just people who do bad things, but there sure as hell are some fucking annoying ones.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-11 06:25:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I started reading this, and suddenly music started playing in my head.
Gay 80's music.
It was the theme song for Breakfast Club.
"Donnnnt you....
Forget about me...
Don',Don', Don',DON't you
Forget about me..."
And I got a perfect picture of Rob Berg as Michael Anthony Hall's character, being forced to write a essay for everyone else.
Everyone else that just walked out of there without having to do a god damn thing.
Sucks to be you Rob.
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haha
Awesome.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is the same shit as about 4 other posts you've done about uber. And all of them belonged as a comment if anything. This certainly didn't warrant posting.
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You are absolutely right.
In fact, this was based off of one I did back in February... I just re-read it after reading the last "boo hoo uber is crap" post and thought I would resurrect it.
Besides, that picture made me smile.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've tried to hold back because supposedly your brother died and everything, but you are a really annoying dumbass. Everything you post is full of whimsy and has a detached, arrogant air that suggests you're somehow above it all, looking down on us all. Shut the fuck up.
Your brother just died you dumb fucking shithead. Go engage in some real life activities. You're not lord of the Ubersite over here, you're just another wiener pretending NOT to be a wiener. All my sympathy for you got used up when you continued to act like a self absorbed, arrogant prick (like so many others). I really believe that your whole "brother dying" thing was just a sympathy ploy because you're a sad, attention starved sack of shit who wants everyone's eyes on him.
And that's how I really feel. Toodles.
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Gee, thanks for holding back so long.
See Kaelic, I do look down on you. Your approach to this entire comment illustrates your nominal worth as a human being. I mean leveraging the death of my brother because I -2ed your idiot post?
What a child you are.
If this kind of behavior leaves you feeling good about yourself - you go for it, sunshine. Your words hold no meaning for me - the loss of my brother is far more profound than you could possibly affect with your childish, nasty comments.
I've never thought much of you - but I did respect your integrity. I have always maintained that even though you were a giant jackass - what you did for that little girl was nothing short of heroic and more than a little inspirational.
What a disappointment.
So congratulations tough guy, you have proven you are the huffiest and the puffiest.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-11 06:25:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I started reading this, and suddenly music started playing in my head.
Gay 80's music.
It was the theme song for Breakfast Club.
"Donnnnt you....
Forget about me...
Don',Don', Don',DON't you
Forget about me..."
And I got a perfect picture of Rob Berg as Michael Anthony Hall's character, being forced to write a essay for everyone else.
Everyone else that just walked out of there without having to do a god damn thing.
Sucks to be you Rob.
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Breakfast Club is a really good movie.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is the same shit as about 4 other posts you've done about uber. And all of them belonged as a comment if anything. This certainly didn't warrant posting.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've tried to hold back because supposedly your brother died and everything, but you are a really annoying dumbass. Everything you post is full of whimsy and has a detached, arrogant air that suggests you're somehow above it all, looking down on us all. Shut the fuck up.
Your brother just died you dumb fucking shithead. Go engage in some real life activities. You're not lord of the Ubersite over here, you're just another wiener pretending NOT to be a wiener. All my sympathy for you got used up when you continued to act like a self absorbed, arrogant prick (like so many others). I really believe that your whole "brother dying" thing was just a sympathy ploy because you're a sad, attention starved sack of shit who wants everyone's eyes on him.
And that's how I really feel. Toodles.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:30:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 05:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Rob Berg not posting obscurish art.
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hehe
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Life is a rollercoster........
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I started reading this, and suddenly music started playing in my head.
Gay 80's music.
It was the theme song for Breakfast Club.
"Donnnnt you....
Forget about me...
Don',Don', Don',DON't you
Forget about me..."
And I got a perfect picture of Rob Berg as Michael Anthony Hall's character, being forced to write a essay for everyone else.
Everyone else that just walked out of there without having to do a god damn thing.
Sucks to be you Rob.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just like a pendulum.
Right now it has swung over to the suck side, that's all.
It'll eventually swing back the other way.
Don't believe me?
It's history. Everything does it.
Sphag, you need to come around more. You and Shlongy used to keep me in stitches when you two would do your forbidden love banter.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sorry Rob but I simply MUST dock you a point for using the term "uberlicious." :)
Sphagnum sighting below. God I've missed him.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ubersite wouldn't be a third as much fun as it is without the badassness of UnderOathMeal.
Oh, and fuck a bunch of grapes. They give me the runs.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meanwhile, ill be getting published both professionally and academically. maybe i can hire you to check my grammar for me.
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As someone with much more experience than you with people who get published academically.....
Good luck with that. The old phrase "Those who can't function at a real job, teach" is so, so true. Seriously. I hope you learn how to look down your nose at someone without ever changing the jaunty tilt of your beret, you wanna-be fucking beatnik.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-11 05:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would -2 you for making rooster post at all, but...it's not really your fault.
Moral of the story, that guy sucks balls.
I already forgot who he was. Apparently I don't like him, so fuck that guy.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-11 05:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Rob Berg not posting obscurish art.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I feel another post coming on
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh.
*runs*
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I watched the new war of the worlds film last night. That little girl REALLY pissed me off. She needs a good slap
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man i love the thought of boobies!! anyway lets talk abou the war
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*knowing smirk*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:05:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you may be right *wink*
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 04:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that may not happen
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh :(
Oh well fingers crossed Meeley gets her breasticles out today.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what im getting flippin sick of my work blocking the sexy sites
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That site was blocked?
BOO!
It was just Cameron Diaz with her hair-do in Something about mary... nothing dirty.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know what im getting flippin sick of my work blocking the sexy sites
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you fuck my hair we can have L'Oreal sex, thats kinda purty :)
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http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/106046.jpg
hawt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you fuck my hair we can have L'Oreal sex, thats kinda purty :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can fuck my ear Romeo.
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Aural sex?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You can fuck my ear Romeo.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 03:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hi M!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-11 01:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:29:50 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only ever log on to plus 2 you Rob Berg
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hi, rob!
love,
your imaginary friend, M.
<3
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-11 00:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I only ever log on to plus 2 you Rob Berg
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 00:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i barely have time to come here anymore and i find it lacks bizarre characters lately.
there's just nobody to spit on anymore.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 00:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You are just desperate for validation ain't ya? "
excuse me?
you all but offer to pay for people on this site to fly to you so you can blow them. your desperate grovelling and bootlicking to garner any possible social acceptance from a bunch of strangers (hell you even try to be nice to me every now and again in a vain attempt to be my pal) is frankly sickening. so before you go pointing fingers about people looking for validation, look at everything you do. but whatever, if some text fills the void for you, bully for you.
im jsut reminding you youre wasting your fuckin time. stop trying to make some internet friends, quit your worthless job and go be an artist. most of all, you should stop trying to have fights with me, cos you arent very good at it.
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OMG, you are like SO jealous.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS SITE BLOWS AND YOU KNOW IT. I AM SITTING HERE STARING AT A FOOTSTOOL AND A NOOSE HANGING FROM THE RAFTER BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH SHIT UBERSITE SUCKS NOW. MY ONLY REMAINING CREATIVE OUTLETS ARE CARVING POETRY INTO MY FOREARMS AND WEEPING.
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Is it wrong that I was aroused by this?
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Not even a little bit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
* Actually *
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS SITE BLOWS AND YOU KNOW IT. I AM SITTING HERE STARING AT A FOOTSTOOL AND A NOOSE HANGING FROM THE RAFTER BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH SHIT UBERSITE SUCKS NOW. MY ONLY REMAINING CREATIVE OUTLETS ARE CARVING POETRY INTO MY FOREARMS AND WEEPING.
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Is it wrong that I was aroused by this?
I know there's a question mark at the end of the sentence but it's actual rhetorical.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS SITE BLOWS AND YOU KNOW IT. I AM SITTING HERE STARING AT A FOOTSTOOL AND A NOOSE HANGING FROM THE RAFTER BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH SHIT UBERSITE SUCKS NOW. MY ONLY REMAINING CREATIVE OUTLETS ARE CARVING POETRY INTO MY FOREARMS AND WEEPING.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-10 23:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm glad to see you finally get it. Kudos, you!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 22:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You are just desperate for validation ain't ya? "
excuse me?
you all but offer to pay for people on this site to fly to you so you can blow them. your desperate grovelling and bootlicking to garner any possible social acceptance from a bunch of strangers (hell you even try to be nice to me every now and again in a vain attempt to be my pal) is frankly sickening. so before you go pointing fingers about people looking for validation, look at everything you do. but whatever, if some text fills the void for you, bully for you.
im jsut reminding you youre wasting your fuckin time. stop trying to make some internet friends, quit your worthless job and go be an artist. most of all, you should stop trying to have fights with me, cos you arent very good at it.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-10 22:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find this place entertaining.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-10 22:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DO ME FIRST.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 22:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm serious. I only know the people here who have had at least one intelligent thing to say in any interaction I've had with them.
The rest are either alters or retards. Which one is that loser?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who the fuck is that?
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haha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so please, mr grammar, enlighten me as to how that sentence was incorrect.
though even if you manage to (which im pretty sure you wont or cant), i must make you aware that the australian educational system doesnt include grammar in its curriculum. so even if i am mistaken here, its not my fault, i never got booklearned in it.
its no more or less of a 'burn' that your weak jab at my choice of career. however, it is true that youre just treading water and paying bills, rather than doing what youd like to; instead satisfying yourself with the vacuous praise of anonymous morons who mostly dont have the slightest idea of what theyre praising.
good luck with that.
meanwhile, ill be getting published both professionally and academically. maybe i can hire you to check my grammar for me.
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You are just desperate for validation ain't ya?
How very interesting. My apologies, I didn't believe you at the time - but Mommy and Daddy never really loved you did they?
How sad.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who the fuck is that?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so please, mr grammar, enlighten me as to how that sentence was incorrect.
though even if you manage to (which im pretty sure you wont or cant), i must make you aware that the australian educational system doesnt include grammar in its curriculum. so even if i am mistaken here, its not my fault, i never got booklearned in it.
its no more or less of a 'burn' that your weak jab at my choice of career. however, it is true that youre just treading water and paying bills, rather than doing what youd like to; instead satisfying yourself with the vacuous praise of anonymous morons who mostly dont have the slightest idea of what theyre praising.
good luck with that.
meanwhile, ill be getting published both professionally and academically. maybe i can hire you to check my grammar for me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hehe
1:13.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/u/JonnyX
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to spend almost 40 hours a week on Ubersite while I was goofing off in my crappy, boring job.
Now I spend about and hour a week popping in to see if there is anything interesting to read.
I notice the same crowd of retards still spending all day everyday on here complaining about how much Ubersite has changed when they are the ones who turned it into what it is.
The same Hypocrites who post meaningless drivel everyday and then have the gall to turn around and hassle other people about their content.
See if you can guess who I'm talking about. You have 3 seconds...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the grammar in that sentence is fine.
especially for an informal response on the internet.
hows the 'art' going? oh, wait you work in advertising dont you? i guess thats enough of an answer.
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It's not fine. You mangled it.
hehe, nice try at some sort of...um... burn. Yer gettin' worser at this whole interwebby thing, huh?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the grammar in that sentence is fine.
especially for an informal response on the internet.
hows the 'art' going? oh, wait you work in advertising dont you? i guess thats enough of an answer.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s. I like über too
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-10 21:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The current state of über reminds me of baseball.
I love baseball, it's probably the only thing I seem to have in common with Shlongy (only mentioned that because he's been brought up).
That, and being a no-talent asshole.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh. I do love the Shlongy.
Where else but on Ubersite does one get unfettered access to such a gloriously caricatured nerd? This scrawny, balding, ugly, obnoxious little troll traipses around this dump with his own brand of Napoleonic idiocy.
I happily click on any MRR link that was just visited by this cranky little blowhard to see what version of "Show me your hole" or "Fuck right off" he has come up with for our entertainment.
Yup, I DO enjoy how he huffs and puffs his way around here.
Keep up the good work.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must use Charmin for toothpaste because no one on Uber kisses more collective ass than you do, rob_berg, if that is your REAL NAME.
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I do.
It is.
I know you love me uncle fester.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must use Charmin for toothpaste because no one on Uber kisses more collective ass than you do, rob_berg, if that is your REAL NAME.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool.
uh....
Happy September 11th.
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Not yet... another 6.5 hours on this coast before leverage day.
But happy 10th to you!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is more of a waste of time than my one.
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haha.
Ubersite IS a waste of time you emo tard.
And nice grammar you got there fella - I sees now why you are careering in written.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool.
uh....
Happy September 11th.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is more of a waste of time than my one.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-09-10 20:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What a lovely ending.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SHE'S A REAL GIRL WITH FEELINGS.
and berry nice boobles.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I'll take sloppy seconds rob
theres a party in Ubers mouth and were all coming...
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Wooo!
Make sure someone invites that meeley chick. She is, like, so hawt.
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hahahaha, rob, are you outing yourself as the user that spawned that alter?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I'll take sloppy seconds rob
theres a party in Ubers mouth and were all coming...
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Wooo!
Make sure someone invites that meeley chick. She is, like, so hawt.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:35:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All work and no play make Sacrilicious something something.
That means that even a 'state of Uber' post, the type of post I'm quickly beginning to hate with the fire of a thousand burning suns, has made me smile and gets a +2.
You've drawn my pose- how do YOU think I feel about getting fucked in the mouth?
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um.
>blink<
>furious touching<
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I'll take sloppy seconds rob
theres a party in Ubers mouth and were all coming...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All work and no play make Sacrilicious something something.
That means that even a 'state of Uber' post, the type of post I'm quickly beginning to hate with the fire of a thousand burning suns, has made me smile and gets a +2.
You've drawn my pose- how do YOU think I feel about getting fucked in the mouth?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Inflected Form(s): plural oeuvres /same/
Etymology: French [oe]uvre, literally, work, from Old French ovre, Latin opera -- more at OPERA
: a substantial body of work constituting the lifework of a writer, an artist, or a composer
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Cool, learned a new word today.
Won't ever use it, but still.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:27:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oeuvre?
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huh?
whatchoo talking about willis?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:26:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how your oeuvre has been distilled to only TWO posts - you're like the absinthe of Ubersite.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-10 19:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm just weary of all the boo-hoo cry baby ubersite is broken bullshit that is going around.
And I'm bored.