ATTN American Idiots (2125 hits)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster:Hate Crime (View user info) at 2007-09-11 08:43:10 EDT
Having recently spent some time on Xbox Live over the last few months I have some into direct contact Yankee Doodle Doers. Let me first say, that you guys are incredible annoying as you just won't shut up. I am amazed at just how geographically inept your country is. You guys for the most part don't even know what an English accent sounds like. Constantly I'm asked, ' What state are you from buddy?' It amazes me that you don't realise that there are, in fact, countries other than America. People do in fact ask me, 'Whether England is East or West coast?'
There are things I just have to set the record straight on, as these are perceptions which real Americans believe about 'ole Blighty.
We all have bad teeth
Just because Austin Powers has bad teeth doesn't mean it's true. It's a film, get over it. We don't live by Hollywood standards because we have better things to do than get our teeth polished and anus bleached. It amazes me just how shallow you people are.
Went to Hogwarts
Seriously I hope you're joking. I have been asked so many times whether I went to Hogwarts School when I was younger.
Yes, of course I did, I'm a wizard, all British people are wizards, didn't you know that? The thing is I really believe that some people are being serious when they ask this. No, yet again America, this is a 'Film' it's fictional.
We all love the Queen and Diana
Yes we do have a Monarchy and I know this is a foreign Idea to you. The only people who actually care about them though are elderly and lonely people. In reality, I couldn't give a shit about them. When you start going on about how you're glad of
Diana dying and how funny it was, in reality nobody cares, shut up. You're only making yourself look dumb. I realise that your media is to blame for this attitude, as you guys seem to care about the Queen more than most British people.
We all live in London
No. Infact, dear Americans, England is a country not a city. There are in fact, more places to live in Britain than London just like there are OTHER countries than America. Please do everyone a favour and look at a globe of the world. You might learn something.
We drink Tea and eat Crumpets all day
Ok, so I admit Crumpets are nice and so is tea, but I don't sit all day surrounded by a pile of crumpets and cups of tea. For some reason you guys are fixated on crumpets and tea. In fact I haven't eaten a crumpet in years and prefer coffee to tea. It's like saying all Koreans eat babies, it's just not quite the whole truth.
We all speak with posh accents
Hahahaha. That's all I can say when I hear this. For one I'm from Kent, which means my accent is a mix of Chavy scum and London accent.
Northerners sounds like they are on Helium, especially scousers, and have kind of even invented their own language. In fact I know no one who sounds like Geoffrey Butler from Fresh Prince, which is, I'm sure, where most of these stereotypes have come from. We all know that Americas culture and belief system is derived entirely from T.V.
No I don't know your friend
Ok America, by now you must have come to the conclusion that yes, in fact 1: Britain is not in America 2: There are other places than London in Britain.
When you ask me whether I know Jonathan or Terry who came to stay with you last summer and, to your surprise actually, was a nice 'bloke.'
Please understand that we aren't all related and live within 2 square miles of each other. No I don't know him. Do you know everyone in America? No? Fuck off then and stop being the stereotypical Idiot American.
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:10:33 EDT (#)
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and here i thought you sat around and ate spotted dick all day !
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-16 21:53:47 EDT (#)
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By the way, do you like Wallace and Grommit?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-16 21:52:49 EDT (#)
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Total hypocrite...
The fact that you think that all Americans are this way makes you just as bad.
Get away from Xbox live. And ubersite.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-16 19:45:50 EDT (#)
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so, what state did you say you're from? Ontario?
Submitted by His_Infernal_Majesty (user info) at 2007-09-16 19:07:53 EDT (#)
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Now I do agree with some of you brits that say we screwed the English language(indeed we do use a preverbial mind-fuck of it), you do have to understand the demographic that signs onto XBOX Live, generally 12 year-olds who don't have anything better to do but talk shit where they have no place in the argument. I indeed do believe that this country is made up of idiots, however, there are morons everywhere, and since there are more people in my country, generally there will be more idiots than in yours. It's common sense, have you ever carried on an intelligent conversation with a 12 year-old? No one has. Change your tampon.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2007-09-15 20:01:14 EDT (#)
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It might be because everyone on XBox Live is 12 years old. No, really. I've connected maybe ten times and every time my games ended at 10 or 11 PM when it was everyone's bed time. Nothing beats being "pwned" by someone who's half my height and has half my vocabulary..
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-09-15 20:00:35 EDT (#)
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You're assuming the people playing on Xbox live are intelligent and productive parts of american society. You're wrong.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-15 18:35:39 EDT (#)
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When I went on a teaching exchange to North Carolina everybody thought I was Australian. And the High school kids asked if I had flown or driven from England.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:44:12 EDT (#)
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Quit being a little whiny bitch. Oh wait, British=Bitch...I forgot!
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:54:14 EDT (#)
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England sucks and English people are horrible.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:09:59 EDT (#)
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silly girl, don't you know only british people can fly?
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-09-14 08:46:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:31:10 EDT (#)
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London, you know...fish and chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins, London
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Our best movie. Tally ho.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-12 23:29:47 PDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:05:20 EDT (#)
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Well, here's an idea for you, throw your American-made Xbox in the trash and start playing with a nice English video game system.
Oh, what's that old boy? England doesn't make one?
THAT'S RIGHT YOU LAZY ASS MOFOS HAVEN'T BUILD SHIT SINCE THE 19TH CENTURY SO ESS TEE EFF YOU, YOU CUNT
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so i guess taiwan is part of the ole YEW ESS of AY, now?
good point, douchebag.
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last time I checked, Microsoft was still an American company - i dont care which rice-picker shoves components into a box...who gets the money in the end?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-13 02:29:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:05:20 EDT (#)
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Well, here's an idea for you, throw your American-made Xbox in the trash and start playing with a nice English video game system.
Oh, what's that old boy? England doesn't make one?
THAT'S RIGHT YOU LAZY ASS MOFOS HAVEN'T BUILD SHIT SINCE THE 19TH CENTURY SO ESS TEE EFF YOU, YOU CUNT
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so i guess taiwan is part of the ole YEW ESS of AY, now?
good point, douchebag.
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wow another post about ignorant yanks. its amazing these still get a billion responses/hits. this guy isnt the idiot, you idiots are for answering.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:47:57 EDT (#)
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holy crap, you're stupid.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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Shut up you limey fuck.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:05:20 EDT (#)
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Well, here's an idea for you, throw your American-made Xbox in the trash and start playing with a nice English video game system.
Oh, what's that old boy? England doesn't make one?
THAT'S RIGHT YOU LAZY ASS MOFOS HAVEN'T BUILD SHIT SINCE THE 19TH CENTURY SO ESS TEE EFF YOU, YOU CUNT
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:15:01 EDT (#)
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Let's see:
1. Start off by stereotyping all Americans.
2. Complain about how Americans stereotype English people.
3. Act supercilious and say "pip pip".
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:27:59 EDT (#)
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From a another son of the empire, I say "well done".
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 03:15:10 EDT (#)
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God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:19:10 EDT (#)
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well said
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:11:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:02:22 EDT (#)
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who the hell deepfries a twinkie?
fried dough/pizza frite/funnel cake. best thing from a fair EVER.
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The scottish, stupid.
That has been discussed numerous times here.
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Bitch I'm from the South and we'll out deep fry those sheep shaggers any day!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:33:00 EDT (#)
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I never realized anyone actually thought any of those things.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:24:28 EDT (#)
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I would like to hear more, so could you please bend down and talk softly into the microphone.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:36:29 EDT (#)
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You're just bitter because we 're better than you.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:21:22 EDT (#)
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Ever think that it's a distractionary tactic?
When you put your controller down to shake your fists in rage is when they start to shoot. When you're distracted, trying to get them kicked out, they're busy getting a better viewpoint of the field. When you're bitching because you got killed by some "stupid american", they're teabagging.
We win by numbers alone. Sure, you can slaughter a few lemmings, but it's only a matter of time before you get crushed by the stampede.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:08:24 EDT (#)
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bloody poms.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:00:29 EDT (#)
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-2 for judging an entire country by the 13 year old morons on xbox live.
When are you guys going to get tired of telling us how annoying/stupid Americans are? Do you really think we don't hate the same people you go on and on about?
Now to actually read this post.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:44:53 EDT (#)
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Do you know what a troll is? Judging by this post, you don't. I'm sure the idiots you described do in fact exist, however, it's obvious to me that doing and saying such things are an effective way to troll a britfag. Thank you for the information.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:35:30 EDT (#)
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By far my greatest post
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:26:53 EDT (#)
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the kinds of Americans who play Xbox live aren't the best representatives of our country, you know.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:07:33 EDT (#)
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I've lived in Kent. I've lived in the US. But I've never met anyone over an XBox, so I'm no expert...
People are the same everywhere.
I can't count how many times I got asked by English guys to do a Southern American accent or say certain words and phrases in a regular American accent. I never looked at any of them with scorn or contempt or disdain, though. Pity you do.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:05:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 18:45:41 BST (#)
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A gift for you mr TTOM
http://i15.tinypic.com/4uo7x4j.jpg (mild NSFW?)
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Yeah, Id probably stick it in you. Just as a favour though mind.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:47:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:42:06 EDT (#)
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I am English, Have bad teeth and I am proud.
Deal with it.
-Dave
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:25:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:25:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:11:33 EDT (#)
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Who deep fries ANYTHING!!
That has to be the unhealthiest thing EVAAAAAR
nooooooooooooooonie
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:11:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:02:22 EDT (#)
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who the hell deepfries a twinkie?
fried dough/pizza frite/funnel cake. best thing from a fair EVER.
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The scottish, stupid.
That has been discussed numerous times here.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 14:02:22 EDT (#)
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who the hell deepfries a twinkie?
fried dough/pizza frite/funnel cake. best thing from a fair EVER.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:56:46 EDT (#)
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I guess I'm wondering how seriously to take this dissertation when it starts by referring to 'time on XBox Live' as 'direct contact'. You know who plays games on XBox live, right? In general, they tend to be people who haven't finished high school yet, don't get outside much, and don't know a thing about the rest of the planet. If I were you, I'd maybe follow my own advice and rethink forming opinions about countries based on such a small sampling. Though as with any country we have our share of those who are a few fries short of a Happy Meal, we're not all as brain-dead as you seem to want to believe.
"A few fries short of a Happy Meal" => idiot, by way of explanation for you non-Americans.
Besides Twinkies, Corn Dogs, and Cookies, here are some other American State Fair culinary delights:
Walking Taco: small plastic bag of corn chips with beans, meat sauce, and salsa poured in. It is eaten with a spoon or fork.
Elephant Ear: Large wafer of fried dough, usually inundated with powdered sugar.
Corn on the Cob: Sweet Corn (not feed maize) steamed in the husk. To eat, the husk is peeled back to form a handle and the cob is dipped in butter.
Deep Fried Candy Bars: Stolen from England but perfected in the US, it is what it says it is.
Deep Fried twinkies: A Twinkie dipped in sweet batter and fried.
Popcorn Chicken: Pieces of breading fried in oil that was once used to fry chicken.
Turducken: A duck stuffed inside a chicken stuffed inside a turkey, all of which is then deep fried.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:51:44 EDT (#)
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I have to admit that whomever made the point about meeting these people via XBox Live, you probably aren't talking to the best of the litter; the cream of the crop; etc.
As for American perception of non-Americans coming via media, well...yeah, how else would someone in San Bernardino or Kalamazoo or New York or LA learn about someone of a different culture other than going there? For the most part Americans are too caught up with their own lives to go visit Kent or Privet Drive or The Shire (last two I'm kidding of course) to learn about other countries. Hell, I live in the Metro NYC area and I don't even know about the rest of my state (mainly because it's mostly unimportant).
The world travelers of the world are few and far between.
That being said, some of the questions you were asked were inexcusable. Everyone knows the UK is that little island off the coast of Australia.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:49:44 EDT (#)
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Woooo!I'll stick it on my fridge
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:47:04 EDT (#)
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I give you an A+, RR. In giant red permanent marker.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:45:41 EDT (#)
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A gift for you mr TTOM
http://i15.tinypic.com/4uo7x4j.jpg (mild NSFW?)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:22:49 EDT (#)
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Ill play the Shlongys advocate here and ask you to prove it, show us your slot etc etc etc
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seconded.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:33:28 EDT (#)
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This was rather enjoyable.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:31:10 EDT (#)
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London, you know...fish and chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin' Poppins, London
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:27:32 EDT (#)
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What! Man this is just like college i do the coursework then get a -d
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:23:52 EDT (#)
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I am going to memorize this so that I can wow my boss with my phenomenal brain tonight. Just so you all know, I will be giving zero credit to either of you for doing the legwork... er... brainwork?
I will, however, admit at this moment to both TTOM and Ballare being vastly more learned than me. Than I. Than me? Whatever. If I ever call either of you stupid, feel free to use this conversation against me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:22:49 EDT (#)
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Ill play the Shlongys advocate here and ask you to prove it, show us your slot etc etc etc
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:19:37 EDT (#)
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Oh shit good point
For the record though I am a girl, a real one, with actual breasts and things
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:18:04 EDT (#)
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The moustache?
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:15:46 EDT (#)
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Why does everyone think I'm a boy
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 13:09:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:53:01 BST (#)
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Crickets have little inside-cricket pumps that sort of swish their green goo around so that it covers everything
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 17:49:57 BST (#)
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Oh right i think o know this one. Right so crickets don't have that large body. This means that they dont need much oxygen to live. Wereas we have lungs to suck in oxygen and a heart to pump the blood containing oxygen to our organs/muscles. The crickets have tiny holes in their body from outside in which air goes into because of concetration gradients. The oxygen is then transfered into the cricket by diffusion through a thin membrane. This means that a heart is not requires for the oxygen to be pumped aroun the body or 'blood' as we know it. TTOM said this when he mention an open system.
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Yup and yup.
The holes, called spiracles, do exactly as RR says and which the insect can open and close at will. Its part of their strategy to conserve water since their small size means they can dry out quicklly. Small insects rely on diffusion but larger ones have to "breath" by using muscle contractions and strategic opening and closing of spiracles.
Although I think Ballare was being facetious he is correct insomuch as that they do use muscular contractions that pump haemolymph through the insects body.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:55:33 EDT (#)
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It's entirely possible I'm really really wrong
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:55:09 EDT (#)
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should stick to fish i think
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:53:01 EDT (#)
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Crickets have little inside-cricket pumps that sort of swish their green goo around so that it covers everything
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:49:57 EDT (#)
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Oh right i think o know this one. Right so crickets don't have that large body. This means that they dont need much oxygen to live. Wereas we have lungs to suck in oxygen and a heart to pump the blood containing oxygen to our organs/muscles. The crickets have tiny holes in their body from outside in which air goes into because of concetration gradients. The oxygen is then transfered into the cricket by diffusion through a thin membrane. This means that a heart is not requires for the oxygen to be pumped aroun the body or 'blood' as we know it. TTOM said this when he mention an open system.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:30:10 EDT (#)
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See response below wherein I state that I am far too lazy to click on any links.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:29:21 EDT (#)
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WTF, did somebody set off the TTOM-signal?
Allow me to pose the actual questions, since you have now been summoned. My boss and I were discussing yesterday why exactly it is that there is always a single dead cricket in the middle of the office floor when we come in at 11pm. My boss said that he wondered if they crawl half-dead across the floor looking for a dark place to die and just never quite make it or if they are just hopping along and suddenly die of a little cricket heart attack. Which led to a conversation on whether or not crickets can have a heart attack. And if they have hearts. His answer was that of course they had hearts, because they must have something to pump the blood. At which point, I crushed the dead cricket body and showed him the greeny-white goo and said that it didn't look much like blood to me.
Solve the mystery, sir.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 12:21:25 EDT (#)
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I'm a wizard, all British people are wizards
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Oh way to give the game away! Now we have to start our war to create a Thaumatocracy early now, well done!
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:48:43 BST (#)
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In other news, has anyone seen TTOM today? I need to ask him if crickets have a heart and/or blood.
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No heart as such, not one comprable to a mammalian one anyway, they have an open circulatory system where ours is closed. They do have blood but it's not really like ours either.
http://www.cals.ncsu.edu/course/ent425/tutorial/circulatory.html
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:58:46 EDT (#)
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No, I've decided that that "girl" is probably Nature's Biggest Mistake or something like that. Based on my observations, this isn't the sort of alter TTOM would pull. I reserve the right to be wrong, but I wouldn't put my money on TTOM to be the driver of that account.
I would google, but I'm pretty lazy, and I really don't care to bother. I'll just wait till he turns up.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:54:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:53:28 BST (#)
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poor diversion.
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I'm not trying to divert shit!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:53:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:52:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:48:43 BST (#)
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In other news, has anyone seen TTOM today? I need to ask him if crickets have a heart and/or blood.
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TTOM has been too busy with the Ameelius account I believe.
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poor diversion.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:52:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:48:43 BST (#)
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In other news, has anyone seen TTOM today? I need to ask him if crickets have a heart and/or blood.
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TTOM has been too busy with the Ameelius account I believe.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:50:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:48:43 BST (#)
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In other news, has anyone seen TTOM today? I need to ask him if crickets have a heart and/or blood.
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Nope. I only do Marine Biology so no idea. Google it
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:48:43 EDT (#)
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In other news, has anyone seen TTOM today? I need to ask him if crickets have a heart and/or blood.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:46:22 EDT (#)
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Yeah we call that foreplay over here
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:45:22 EDT (#)
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She tells me they enjoy black eyeliner and cutting, as well as accusing the men they sleep with of raping them after someone has called them a whore for sleeping with 7 people in one night. So, you know, good luck and all that. Bring them offerings of that weird fizzy chocolate you have over there. Offer it carefully, and they might not take your entire hand off when they gobble it up.
I have no idea how SG turned out so normal. I give credit to her dad.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:42:39 EDT (#)
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Oh Megan and Amanda. Sure i know them they live two houses down from me between the Queens house and the crumpet factory
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:40:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:33:53 EDT (#)
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Does she have a sister?
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Three, in fact. But trust me when I say you don't want to go within 50 feet of any of them. Her older sister is a hideous 400 pound hosebeast that will eat your face, and her two younger sisters are completely and totally fucked in the head, as well as being vapid and useless. They will, however, fuck anything that isn't nailed down, so have a good time with that. Names are Meghan and Amanda. As they live in Engerlund, I'm sure that you know them.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:40:23 EDT (#)
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I know everywhere does coffee EXCEPT Brazil, they ran out.
Ok off I go, its dolphin time, swimming that is.
Submitted by bigdicrick (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:37:57 EDT (#)
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I don't care, go back to playing your XBOX and eating your crumpets. Cheerio!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:35:50 EDT (#)
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What exactly is a twinkie? Is it a delicious cream filled snack cake? The nickname of the Minnesota Twins, or an Asian American who acts like a whiteman? Well, a Twinkie may be many of those things but when real live indians talk about Twinkies, they're not talking about any of these things. A Twinkie is a person, almost always a white, privileged person who peddles spiritual junk food. Just as the Hostess version is all sugar and chemicals containing very little nutritional value, the New Age Twinkie is artificial and valueless in a spiritual sense.
I found it...
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:33:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:31:40 BST (#)
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EI, I know for a FACT that you have coffee in Engerlund. SG's best friend lives in Brighton and sent her a pound of some weird brand that had a picture of a Druid on the package.
She's odd.
SG makes me giant breakfast every morning, because for a little guy, I eat like a horse. I work nights, she works days, and I get home just after 7am. She wakes up early (doesn't have to be in the office till 9:30) and daily makes me eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and oatmeal. And I laugh at her for calling it porridge. Oh! And tea. With milk and lemon in it.
Fuck I love her.
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Does she have a sister?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:33:27 EDT (#)
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milk and lemon?
who the fuck does that? citrus curdles milk. wtf?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:31:40 EDT (#)
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EI, I know for a FACT that you have coffee in Engerlund. SG's best friend lives in Brighton and sent her a pound of some weird brand that had a picture of a Druid on the package.
She's odd.
SG makes me giant breakfast every morning, because for a little guy, I eat like a horse. I work nights, she works days, and I get home just after 7am. She wakes up early (doesn't have to be in the office till 9:30) and daily makes me eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and oatmeal. And I laugh at her for calling it porridge. Oh! And tea. With milk and lemon in it.
Fuck I love her.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:30:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:24:45 EDT (#)
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my entire upper body covered in a tattoo of the gates of hell
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Dude. You MUST post a pic of that on Uber. Bad fucking ass.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:30:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:18:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:15:41 BST (#)
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Fair point, RR. I didn't question SG enough to know if that was, in fact, the way it was calculated. I lay my money heavily in the "probably not" column.
The rest, I can't really argue with. SuperGirlfriend is a Brit, and I recall being shocked that she had good teeth when I met her. I have also asked her "What's the deal with you people and the queen" and fully expected her to cry me rivers on the anniversary of Princess Diana's death. She did cry, but only because she's got it BAD for Prince Harry and will never realize her dream.
She does make the best tea ever, though I have yet to force her into making crumpets. Best I've done is getting her to cook me a breakfast with baked beans and fried tomatoes (which I don't understand).
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Ask her to cook you a full english. And i mean a FULL english.
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A full English breakfast is astoundingly stomach-breaking. I had the pleasure of one several times while in Desford/Leicester on business a few years ago.
Rabied - the sweeping generalisations that you describe, both of Britain and the USA, are rather saddening. IT'S JUST NOT TRUE DAMNIT!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:29:34 EDT (#)
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i already explained a twinkie fuckwit. it's a bunch of things that you should never eat alone but if you put them together they make a squishy sponge like radioactive cake filled with white goo..
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:28:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:27:51 BST (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A TWINKIE?!?!
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Your peener
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:28:25 EDT (#)
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i dunno... it's a scab really. it just makes me think of little kids that eat things they shouldn't. boogers, dirt, bugs, worms, and scabs or something.
white pudding is not much better. stick with the sausage and the bacon. it's the last semi-identifiable bit of any animal that should be eaten. and even then, sometimes not.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:27:51 EDT (#)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS A TWINKIE?!?!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:27:49 EDT (#)
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I had pancakes and syrup once on my trip in America and its horrible, I was nearly violently sick. But I did get regular refils of coffee which was lobvely.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:26:33 EDT (#)
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Full english breakfast's are the best hing ever to come out of this country. I can't understand how you guys eat waffles and pancakes with bacon and jam etc. That just sounds too sickly
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:25:37 EDT (#)
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Black pudding is wrong but Yorkshire pudding is luuuvly
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:24:45 EDT (#)
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I've tried. She won't do black/white pudding because she says she doesn't like the looks she gets when she goes to the butcher and asks for a pint of blood. She has, however, told me that if I'll buy the blood all by myself, she'll do it. Thing is, I live in Texas, and I have my entire upper body covered in a tattoo of the gates of hell, and I don't want to get fucking lynched.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:24:44 EDT (#)
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Nothing wrong with deep fried coagulated pigs blood
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:24:11 EDT (#)
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ew you don't actually eat the black pudding do you?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:18:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:15:41 BST (#)
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Fair point, RR. I didn't question SG enough to know if that was, in fact, the way it was calculated. I lay my money heavily in the "probably not" column.
The rest, I can't really argue with. SuperGirlfriend is a Brit, and I recall being shocked that she had good teeth when I met her. I have also asked her "What's the deal with you people and the queen" and fully expected her to cry me rivers on the anniversary of Princess Diana's death. She did cry, but only because she's got it BAD for Prince Harry and will never realize her dream.
She does make the best tea ever, though I have yet to force her into making crumpets. Best I've done is getting her to cook me a breakfast with baked beans and fried tomatoes (which I don't understand).
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Ask her to cook you a full english. And i mean a FULL english.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:17:26 EDT (#)
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oooh but aren't the beans awesome?!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:16:03 EDT (#)
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It's about time this rabbi gets roasted.
-2 die and burn, sucker.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:15:41 EDT (#)
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Fair point, RR. I didn't question SG enough to know if that was, in fact, the way it was calculated. I lay my money heavily in the "probably not" column.
The rest, I can't really argue with. SuperGirlfriend is a Brit, and I recall being shocked that she had good teeth when I met her. I have also asked her "What's the deal with you people and the queen" and fully expected her to cry me rivers on the anniversary of Princess Diana's death. She did cry, but only because she's got it BAD for Prince Harry and will never realize her dream.
She does make the best tea ever, though I have yet to force her into making crumpets. Best I've done is getting her to cook me a breakfast with baked beans and fried tomatoes (which I don't understand).
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:13:47 EDT (#)
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Hahaha
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:13:10 EDT (#)
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what he said.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:12:57 EDT (#)
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you do realize we have more people to sell it to as well right?
our population is five times what yours is. while i realize you think we're all illiterate, i'll be conservative and wager 50% of us are not. so say if 50% of that 50% bought harry potter, that'd still be about 75 mil copies. i'm assuming most of england is not going to buy more than one copy of harry potter if at all. so we should sell more just based on sheer number of people that exist in america.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:09:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah ok but the population is bigger in America so comparison should be books sold/population rather than just the number of books sold by itself
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:09:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:03:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:00:47 BST (#)
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I can't be arsed to read the comments to see if this has already been said, but "No, yet again America, this is a 'Film' it's fictional. "
Actually, it's a 'book'.
Still fictional, though.
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I was under the presumption that Americans are too lazy to read and waited for the film to come out
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we only know we won the revolutionary war because of mel gibson :p
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God I can't stand you. Die already.
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awww so sweet
<3 + aids,
inion
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:07:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:03:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:00:47 BST (#)
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I can't be arsed to read the comments to see if this has already been said, but "No, yet again America, this is a 'Film' it's fictional. "
Actually, it's a 'book'.
Still fictional, though.
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I was under the presumption that Americans are too lazy to read and waited for the film to come out
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we only know we won the revolutionary war because of mel gibson :p
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God I can't stand you. Die already.
RR, I'm going to defend myself by saying that I only know this because SG is a walking Jeopardy episode wrapped in a Trivial Pursuit box, and she has told me this. I have not confirmed it, but she is generally right. Harry Potter sold more copies in America than in Britain.
However, I am fully willing to admit that that may have been due to all the southern baptists that bought 10 copies and then burned them to prove they are "evil' and 'from the devil'. The books, not the baptists. Though I disagree.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:06:40 EDT (#)
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Mel Gibson, "He defied the English, to save the English from the English"
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:04:43 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahaha
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:03:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:00:47 BST (#)
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I can't be arsed to read the comments to see if this has already been said, but "No, yet again America, this is a 'Film' it's fictional. "
Actually, it's a 'book'.
Still fictional, though.
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I was under the presumption that Americans are too lazy to read and waited for the film to come out
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we only know we won the revolutionary war because of mel gibson :p
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:01:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 16:00:47 BST (#)
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I can't be arsed to read the comments to see if this has already been said, but "No, yet again America, this is a 'Film' it's fictional. "
Actually, it's a 'book'.
Still fictional, though.
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I was under the presumption that Americans are too lazy to read and waited for the film to come out
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-11 11:00:47 EDT (#)
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I can't be arsed to read the comments to see if this has already been said, but "No, yet again America, this is a 'Film' it's fictional. "
Actually, it's a 'book'.
Still fictional, though.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:58:51 EDT (#)
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You know, you are right on all counts. However, it doesnt change the fact that you are all assholes.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:54:54 EDT (#)
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***Having a fit of giggly-pops at Emmissions comment below, trumped my response***
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:54:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:52:25 EDT (#)
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people are idiots.
so anyway, do you know Phillip? He's got brown hair and smiles a lot. He's some guy I met a year ago who was from England. You know who I'm talking about?
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Oh yeah sure, Phil, smiles alot..... great guy....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:53:46 EDT (#)
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Oh Philip!! He drinks tea and knows the queen........
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:52:25 EDT (#)
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people are idiots.
so anyway, do you know Phillip? He's got brown hair and smiles a lot. He's some guy I met a year ago who was from England. You know who I'm talking about?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:52:13 EDT (#)
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Oh wait.... that was the only reason she gave for the break up...
Drat.... and double drat....
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:49:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:47:42 EDT (#)
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shame tehy think you are a cock mayyyyyyyyyyyyyte
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When are you going to learn? In club Kyle, we gives no fuck.
My ex was scottish, and did not think i was a cock. As far as i am aware.....
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:48:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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em - that's only cuz they were excited to meet a guy that didn't sound like a cross between rocky balboa and tony danza. youtube them if you want examples why that's so horrible.
ps. english accent does nothing for me.
irish though...
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Fecking right!
Incidently, although irish, my teeth are white. You can get them bleached over here y'know. Although you have to go to an expensive private dentist.
Two of them are a teeny tiny bit crooked but I kinda like them like that.
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see you don't have the kind of teeth that would make roy scheider try to harpoon you. i'm betting the mouth of broken glass the rest of these guys have would have frightened steve irwin.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:48:41 EDT (#)
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There was an English comedian on Last Comic Standing a few weeks back. He did this bit about how everyone in America thinks he doesn't have an English accent because he doesn't talk like, as you say, Jeffrey the Butler from Fresh Prince.
That being said, using Xbox Live as a tool to form an opinion about all Americans is in and of itself a bad idea.
Moreover, creating a stereotype that all Americans are stupid people whose opinions of the outside world are based on stereotypes seems a little counterintuitive, don't ya think?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:47:42 EDT (#)
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shame tehy think you are a cock mayyyyyyyyyyyyyte
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:45:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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em - that's only cuz they were excited to meet a guy that didn't sound like a cross between rocky balboa and tony danza. youtube them if you want examples why that's so horrible.
ps. english accent does nothing for me.
irish though...
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Fecking right!
Incidently, although irish, my teeth are white. You can get them bleached over here y'know. Although you have to go to an expensive private dentist.
Two of them are a teeny tiny bit crooked but I kinda like them like that.
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Im english, london/essex based, and i think irish girls and scottish girls accents are FUCKING SEXY AS YOU LIKE MAAAAYTE!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:45:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:41:26 EDT (#)
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Someone on here who be an Amricano or a Brit in the know, I need three things cleared up... for i am ignorant...
A) what exactly is a fucking twinkie?!?!
B) Corn Dog?? Please?!?!
C) Do you call all biscuits cookies? (with the possible exeption of oreos)
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a) twinkies are radioactive yellow fluff filled with some sort of (supposed) sugar/cream concoction. they don't really taste like much and as i've had only had one in my life i can't really tell you what the big deal is. i do know they last for 11 years if left wrapped.
b) corn dog is a hot dog rolled in cornmeal batter and then fried or baked on a stick. it's like wrapping a sausage in corn bred. the bread part's pretty good but i've only had one bite of the dog part and i've never had another since.
c) yes, because we have biscuits which are not cookies. oreos are still cookies.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:45:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:44:20 BST (#)
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Id clean your teeth Merlina, with my tongue hehehehehe
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Thst image alone made me feel ill
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:45:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:17:35 EDT (#)
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antiamericanism is so passé
plus it's september 11th...you should be crying
lulz!
haha, i laughed at this review more than the post.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:44:20 EDT (#)
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Id clean your teeth Merlina, with my tongue hehehehehe
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:43:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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em - that's only cuz they were excited to meet a guy that didn't sound like a cross between rocky balboa and tony danza. youtube them if you want examples why that's so horrible.
ps. english accent does nothing for me.
irish though...
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Fecking right!
Incidently, although irish, my teeth are white. You can get them bleached over here y'know. Although you have to go to an expensive private dentist.
Two of them are a teeny tiny bit crooked but I kinda like them like that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:42:43 EDT (#)
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yeah what the hell is a corn dog
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:41:46 EDT (#)
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Ignorance is bliss. Stupidity is hell
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:41:26 EDT (#)
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Someone on here who be an Amricano or a Brit in the know, I need three things cleared up... for i am ignorant...
A) what exactly is a fucking twinkie?!?!
B) Corn Dog?? Please?!?!
C) Do you call all biscuits cookies? (with the possible exeption of oreos)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:40:59 EDT (#)
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oh no.....i just swim lots so had to take a break and weed, well every day is too often and luckily its been 3 months and ive only smoked twice :)
Sex...well dammmit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:39:42 EDT (#)
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or a nunnery
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:39:24 EDT (#)
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priest college.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:39:02 EDT (#)
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is that another word for college? im old and past it so no.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:36:09 EDT (#)
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are you in seminary or something?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:34:23 EDT (#)
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I cant drink anymore, if i did an all dayer I would be dead by 5pm. having just giving up smoking weed and sex too my life is free of excitement.
The sex may not of been my choice, hmmmmmm
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:32:26 EDT (#)
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Cracker Jacks, hehehehe.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:32:07 EDT (#)
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oh no, the cabbie knew where he was going. he was just raping you for the taxi fare by taking you the long way.
last weekend i went camping and had a few alcopops for breakfast. i have to say it was nice to start the day off with a little baby booze. i don't think i've had a proper day long drinking session.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:26:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:23:49 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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Look i used to work in a wine shop , we will have frascati first then some red of your choice, then those lemon shots
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there's a wine shop within walking distance of my house. i think i should walk down, get blitzed at a tasting and walk back but being american i'm far too lazy for that.
One last point about the USA, the Taxi drivers in NYC had no flipping idea where they are going, dont you hvave to have the knowledge! One couldnt find a certain area of central park for me so just told me to get out instead, friendly chap.
I like wine with a meal, im classy like that.
breakfast that is.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:26:29 EDT (#)
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VICTORY IS MINE!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:25:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:22:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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em - that's only cuz they were excited to meet a guy that didn't sound like a cross between rocky balboa and tony danza. youtube them if you want examples why that's so horrible.
ps. english accent does nothing for me.
irish though...
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Look mate we may be from 'across the pond' but fuck me Balboa is still a legend over here.... i think we all know what sly sounds like. And Emissions, you have good points frnd, fair play.
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victory?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:23:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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Look i used to work in a wine shop , we will have frascati first then some red of your choice, then those lemon shots
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there's a wine shop within walking distance of my house. i think i should walk down, get blitzed at a tasting and walk back but being american i'm far too lazy for that.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:22:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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em - that's only cuz they were excited to meet a guy that didn't sound like a cross between rocky balboa and tony danza. youtube them if you want examples why that's so horrible.
ps. english accent does nothing for me.
irish though...
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Look mate we may be from 'across the pond' but fuck me Balboa is still a legend over here.... i think we all know what sly sounds like. And Emissions, you have good points frnd, fair play.
Now where did i leave that wheel of cheese?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:21:57 EDT (#)
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Look i used to work in a wine shop , we will have frascati first then some red of your choice, then those lemon shots
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:20:49 EDT (#)
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i was thinking of a bottle of chardonnay or cabernet sauvignon. or maybe one of each. can you use white wine as an appetizer to red?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:20:12 EDT (#)
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well i am irish too hehe
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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em - that's only cuz they were excited to meet a guy that didn't sound like a cross between rocky balboa and tony danza. youtube them if you want examples why that's so horrible.
ps. english accent does nothing for me.
irish though...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:18:28 EDT (#)
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I would like some tea....earl grey please
chin chin
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:17:47 EDT (#)
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blah blah blah.
can't we all just drink instead?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:17:34 EDT (#)
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When I went to NYC I have never had so much attention from women, If I was a swine like Drogo I could of got laid every night. I was flashed, groped and bought drinks.
Here I would of been glassed, spat at and kicked in the balls.
So take you picks and go with the flow baby
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:17:19 EDT (#)
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NBM, re: poshness etc: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111611#2520916
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:15:50 EDT (#)
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Every country is flawed, the USA is sooo huge it is just more liable to naievity regarding other countries.
People can generalise all they like, just as RR has Jack has etc etc That my friends is ignorance.
On varying scales of course.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:12:16 EDT (#)
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Emissions, bite me, i am a fuck wit. This is something that genuinlly aggs me off, the way we are portrayed, posh, snooty, bad teeth, i hate it.
I think rooster has good points. I only attacked Fartman as he said to shut the fuck up, i dont think he should, as i agree with him.
And inioninoooin or whatever, yes i heard that about the voting, and Bush. Excellent idea on the parliament loooool.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:07:18 EDT (#)
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NBM you sound like a fuckwit, shut up.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:06:50 EDT (#)
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Please understand that we aren't all related and live within 2 square miles of each other."
Well, Sir, being as your whole fucking country is roughly the size of the State of Colorado,
yes, you damned near are, and do.
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I think thats why you will find people think you are ignorant. Oh and im noot saying RR isnt because he is.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:05:44 EDT (#)
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go eat something somewhere fartman, this shit ain't only Xbox live, it's in everything, Yanky doodle sitcoms, films, etc.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:03:37 EDT (#)
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you know, 60%+ of america does not approve of bush and about the same did NOT vote for him. i think most uberers actually didn't vote for him at least in the last election. or maybe i just hope that. america only applauds that he manages not to drool on himself and fling poo during his speeches. there's only so much you can hope for when you train a monkey to speak and wear a diaper
parliament sessions are hilarious. maybe we can have bush address parliament for entertainment value. i don't know why we aren't on civil war #2. i guess it hasn't gotten THAT bad yet. plus i think bush supporters are the ones that own all the guns.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:01:35 EDT (#)
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"Please understand that we aren't all related and live within 2 square miles of each other."
Well, Sir, being as your whole fucking country is roughly the size of the State of Colorado,
yes, you damned near are, and do.
And, since you freely admit that your exposure to the rest of the world is the wealth of information that you're gained from XBox Live, I'd say that you need to just Shut Right The Fuck Up.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:57:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:53:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:49:54 EDT (#)
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inion... no offence, but most of us? Mirror crackers?
Does the phrase go eat a burger turn you on?
Most of you are fat. FACT.
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true. america = giant country full of giant people. england = tiny island full of generally pleasant scrawny pale folk with teeth that resemble a picket fence after a hurricane.
:D smile wide noww.
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Hahaha you do make me chuckle for an inbred. I am actually proud of my teeth : D
You cannot deny that your country is more fucked up than ours.... Bush is a penis.... why does no one realise and over turn his presidency?
If Toss face Gordon Brown said something stupid in parliament, he would be eaten alive.... If it wad really really stupid...
Your nation applauds this from Bush, which i think is lundicrous.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:57:04 EDT (#)
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Your welcome
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:55:39 EDT (#)
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oh yeah thanks for giving me an idea of what a kent accent sounds like. i have to visit my relatives at some point and that's where they are.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:53:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:49:54 EDT (#)
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inion... no offence, but most of us? Mirror crackers?
Does the phrase go eat a burger turn you on?
Most of you are fat. FACT.
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true. america = giant country full of giant people. england = tiny island full of generally pleasant scrawny pale folk with teeth that resemble a picket fence after a hurricane.
:D smile wide noww.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:50:37 EDT (#)
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I AM NOT CIRUMCISED........WHOLE LOTTA MEAT IN THIS BUTCHERS WINDOW, WOOOOOOF!!
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:49:54 EDT (#)
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inion... no offence, but most of us? Mirror crackers?
Does the phrase go eat a burger turn you on?
Most of you are fat. FACT.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:47:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:45:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:50:00 EDT (#)
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So are you circumcised??
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well?
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I'm a roundhead and damn proud of the fact.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:45:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:50:00 EDT (#)
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So are you circumcised??
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well?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:43:35 EDT (#)
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a) new england is a region in america, it's stupid but still understandable that someone would ask you which coast england is on.
b) most of you crack mirrors when you smile
c) you do drink a lot of tea. for christ's sake you have tea cups on your highway signs the way we have a plate and fork to signal for food.
d) 1/6 of your population lives in london, the rest of you fuck sheep. so you'd best go with the assumption that you live in london cuz at least we won't think you call 1-800-BO-PEEP for a good time.
e) you pretty much do live within two square miles of each other. if you drive AROUND your country in less than a day let alone across it you're neighbors.
f) this still made me smile.
cheers.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:42:57 EDT (#)
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Very good NBM carry on
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:38:50 EDT (#)
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sorry i intended to +2
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:38:29 EDT (#)
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Rooster i like this. Sometimes i just wanna grab a yank by the throat and let him have all the info you have just spat out of your membrane.
Not all, but most Americans are ignorant. To be fair though, i hooked up with this swedish bird on holiday once, and the amount she knew about great britain compared to me was astonishing...
"But you are GREAT Britain" she would say...
"Love.... i'm from Essex... we ain't that 'Great'."
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:32:01 EDT (#)
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"Having recently spent some time on Xbox Live over the last few months..."
This is how you meet people from other countries?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:30:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:02:51 EDT (#)
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this was funny, but -1 cause I take offence to YOUR generalizations about Americans. I am a "Yankee boy" and I think I have a good grasp on the world. I do however consider myself in the minority in the USA. So cheers to you for "buggering" us americans.
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again.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:17:35 EDT (#)
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antiamericanism is so passé
plus it's september 11th...you should be crying
lulz!
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:15:01 EDT (#)
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everyone thinks the scots have red hair, drink too much and wear kilts.... (shit... the first two are personally accurate) ummmm
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:07:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck yeah.
Ps3 is better.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:06:47 EDT (#)
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+2 generalising all Yanks as stupid - one of my favourite pastimes.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:02:59 EDT (#)
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Im sure meeley will rate this.. Well done for spelling my name.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:02:51 EDT (#)
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this was funny, but -1 cause I take offence to YOUR generalizations about Americans. I am a "Yankee boy" and I think I have a good grasp on the world. I do however consider myself in the minority in the USA. So cheers to you for "buggering" us americans.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 09:01:07 EDT (#)
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Hmm i wonder if Meeley will rate this. And Emission if you care to take the time to select +2 when you rate that would be just great mmmkay
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:59:27 EDT (#)
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and you retarded racoon its emission not EMMISION
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:59:25 EDT (#)
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I'm off on the road again slags, have fun touching each other lads.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:58:41 EDT (#)
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YOU SLAG!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:58:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:57:32 EDT (#)
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Haha Emmision is the Hitcher. Thought so
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I'll slice you up for that boy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:58:10 EDT (#)
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No im not!! dick face
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:57:32 EDT (#)
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Haha Emmision is the Hitcher. Thought so
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:56:46 EDT (#)
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The fact that you met these people through "X-Box Live" removes any and all doubt that they were, in fact, drooling windowlickers to begin with.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:56:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:55:27 EDT (#)
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That was you. I figured they were by that Hitcher alter from a while back
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That some sort of insult boy? I'd never be involved with rubbish like that you slag!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:55:59 EDT (#)
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just click on my name dimwit!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-11 08:55:27 EDT (#)
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That was you. I figured they were by that Hitcher alter from a while back