Poor Sfagnum, he cries the Tears of a Clown (958 hits)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2007-09-11 19:07:29 EDT
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:58:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:03:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't encourage him, Bonnie. I'm serious. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111633#2523267
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heh, that's reaching rob berg-levels of patheticism
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Why did you put it up there then?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't encourage him, Bonnie. I'm serious. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111633#2523267
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heh, that's reaching rob berg-levels of patheticism
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:50:56 PDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cuntface!
How ya been anyway?
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I've been good. Busier and much less time to waste on Uber but a hell of a lot happier than I was.
Thought I'd drop in this week and see whether I still had any E popularity. Surprisingly, I'm more popular than ever with the resident retards. I've managed to get two tribute posts in two days which I probably won't even bother checking out. I know the limitations of the creator so they are sure to be stupid and tiresome with little or no entertainment value whatsoever.
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These are NOT tribute posts, Sfaggy - they are there to allow you fulfill your dreams of -2ing me...It's all you live for, EVERYBODY knows it.
You're not popular, you're pitied. I'm just trying to help you out.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-12 23:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine, just fine.
Buttsuck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 20:50:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cuntface!
How ya been anyway?
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I've been good. Busier and much less time to waste on Uber but a hell of a lot happier than I was.
Thought I'd drop in this week and see whether I still had any E popularity. Surprisingly, I'm more popular than ever with the resident retards. I've managed to get two tribute posts in two days which I probably won't even bother checking out. I know the limitations of the creator so they are sure to be stupid and tiresome with little or no entertainment value whatsoever.
How have you been, Skeletor?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 15:51:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Jonny let me get this straight...
You're basically telling me that nothing about your posts is going to change?
Fantastic.
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nope, except for now I am going to post EVERY DAY, just so you have something to live for.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cuntface!
How ya been anyway?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:45:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111603#2521816
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
needs more heat
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:01:05 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, someone sure has their knickers in a bunch.
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Thanks for helping Sfaggy out, rob!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh, someone sure has their knickers in a bunch.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sfaggy.....................where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu/
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:04:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:51:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:16:17 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sfaggy, what happened?
Did you not notice I put up a post for you to -2? I know that's the only thing that matters in the world for you, so I am concerned you may have missed it.
Here, here's the link
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111631
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
point : sphagnum
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sfaggy, what happened?
Did you not notice I put up a post for you to -2? I know that's the only thing that matters in the world for you, so I am concerned you may have missed it.
Here, here's the link
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111631
Don't forget to check it out, equine penos sucking boy!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to see you are posting at your usual standards - I WILL DO MY BEST TO SUCK AS BADLY AS YOU SFAGGY I WONT LET YOU DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:09:24 EDT (#)
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It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:55:26 EDT (#)
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Marge: What if he's crazy?
Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots.
Burns Baby Burns
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:07:34 EDT (#)
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Is Bubba2341 dying? He is leaving some very downbeat reviews today and I haven't seen him around much.
Come clean motherfucker! What's going on?
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:11:07 EDT (#)
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Homer: There couldn't be heaven if there weren't a hell.
Bart: Who's in there?
Homer: Oh, uh ... Hitler's dog. And that dog Nixon had, whassisname, um,
Chester ...
Lisa: Checkers.
Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one -- the
one that mauled Jimmy.
Dog of Death
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:27:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:49:32 EDT (#)
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do you notice how much older george looks compared with the start of his term?
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Um, newsflash - the passage of significant amounts of time causes changes in one's appearance.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck it up, phag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 20:17:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636
This might help liven things up around here...
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 20:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post sucked, by the way.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-11 20:04:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:49:32 EDT (#)
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do you notice how much older george looks compared with the start of his term?
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This is due in part to the great demands of the office and also because when one is running for president, one must project youth and vigor using prodigious amounts of hair dye.
Once elected, why bother?
A notable exception was Ronald Reagan, who continued to clog the White House pipes with #10 shoe polish well into dementia.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:49:32 EDT (#)
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do you notice how much older george looks compared with the start of his term?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:41:49 EDT (#)
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Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:39:07 EDT (#)
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Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the
backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is
cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart Gets An Elephant
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:24:32 EDT (#)
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Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:22:21 EDT (#)
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First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun
of the way I talk -- probably -- now he steals my right to raise a
disobedient, smart-alecky son! Well, that's it!
-- Homer Simpson
Two Bad Neighbors
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:18:41 EDT (#)
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I can understand how they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what
about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke
cigars?
-- Homer Simpson, on Heaven
The Telltale Head
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-11 19:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He gets it from your side of the family, you know. No monsters on my
side.
-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror II