UGR: Damn Your Eyes (813 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.68 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-09-11 20:34:11 EDT
I...I need a drink. It's been a long week, and it's only Tuesday.
Ubercompetitions can be a lot of fun, and UGR is no exception. But in retrospect, I used poor judgment when I thought I could do it justice with my work obligations these past couple of weeks. Mentally? I was distressed. Creatively? I was drained. But I'd be damned if I was ever going to be called a quitter.
So, long story short, I got by with a little help from a friend or two. You might recognize them, actually.
1) Most of this goodness is not mine. This will be obvious. AND
2) While Brdn_Nkd didn't explicitly say so, I know the idea was to do..you know..some actual writing in the comp, and audio tracks have always been considered cheaty in the past.
So for those reasons, I'm going to gracefully bow out (not quit) to Ms Susie Derkins, or to the fine competitors still in this thing, whichever the case may be come deadline.
But there's nothing wrong with conceding IN SONG, right? Right. ROCK.
Hey- at least I stuck to my assigned title..sort of.mp3 (1 MB) [audio/mpeg]
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-02-06 21:39:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 04:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just stoppin' by to say Hi.
Hi.
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DRAKE!! Come back Drake dude we, i mean of course I, LOVE you man.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' old people.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:29:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot not give Zeppelin +2.
Go. I had a chance to see Camper Van Beethoven last night but I chose to work instead. Regretting it now.
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BOOOOOOOOO
One of my favorite shows EVER, CVB was.
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I know, but the wife needs an estimated 10,000 dollars worth of oral surgery, and I don't have dental insurance. I'm still in shock. I couldn't really justify going to the concert.
I saw them in Cincinnati. It was great.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 21:19:59 EDT (#)
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Drake! Hey there. How have you been? Please for to be bringing us some funny, yes?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:38:39 EDT (#)
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Just stoppin' by to say Hi.
Hi.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:34:38 EDT (#)
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Much deserved +2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:26:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The high note at the end is well worth the price of admission.
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I can't believe I posted all that.
I can't believe youse paid for all that.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 METHOD BELOW. Finally something is as it should be around here.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:21:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:56:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:50:36 EDT (#)
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Oh rob, Lish is used to being worth the price of admission.
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Of that I have no doubt.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:51:02 EDT (#)
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Well...um...I mean if that's her at the end.
I've said too much.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:50:36 EDT (#)
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Oh rob, Lish is used to being worth the price of admission.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:47:23 EDT (#)
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The high note at the end is well worth the price of admission.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:46:49 EDT (#)
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fantastic.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:06:33 EDT (#)
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PS - leave Brittney Spears alone, pls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
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...........holy shit, dude.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:21:56 EDT (#)
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No no, I mean the person who actually sings.
Not the sampled-in whore who says the same thing over and over.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An ENTIRE douchebag? I disagree.
And I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire..how much more alone could I leave her?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoever sang the song is a total douchebag.
PS - leave Brittney Spears alone, pls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:53:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:46:13 EDT (#)
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CAUSE I'M A HAPPY BOY HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:02:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have e-mailed me...I would've loved to have assisted with this. Perhaps next time?
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Um..are you saying I needed assistance? HMMMM?
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Hah, no, not really. This was swell as is. Just saying I would've been honored to have lent a gland, I mean a hand.
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This is the mark of a man with good 'Backtrack' skills.
*Applauds*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:59:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have e-mailed me...I would've loved to have assisted with this. Perhaps next time?
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Um..are you saying I needed assistance? HMMMM?
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Hah, no, not really. This was swell as is. Just saying I would've been honored to have lent a gland, I mean a hand.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:56:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have nothing to say about this entry.
but on another note, i sure am glad to see Bubba is back and already berating people for not being in some sort of mind meld and only commenting and rating things exactly as he would.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No ma'am, oh my damn YOUR eyes.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:40:32 EDT (#)
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Uhhh... They were released last year, clown?
And I'm glad you're excited, Lishy. My work here is done. :)
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:36:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:17:36 EDT (#)
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My Profanity for Sanity & Libido Honalee readings are still the sexiest things on my walkman.
EVER.
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you have a walkman? christ you ARE living in the stone age.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:35:14 EDT (#)
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This +2 is due to a rather nice comment you left on a post a few days ago. I liked it and found it rather sweet, thank you.
I think a lot of people found 'Work' related problems with UGR. Shame really.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should have e-mailed me...I would've loved to have assisted with this. Perhaps next time?
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Um..are you saying I needed assistance? HMMMM?
Judging by some of the comments,I'm honestly wondering how many people actually listened to this;)
Phuzzy- the thought of my voice playing secretly for a hot man on an exotic continent excites me.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:17:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My Profanity for Sanity & Libido Honalee readings are still the sexiest things on my walkman.
EVER.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:58:54 EDT (#)
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Brick: "I ate a big red candle"
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:46:16 EDT (#)
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You should have e-mailed me...I would've loved to have assisted with this. Perhaps next time?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:45:19 EDT (#)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I lost it at the feety solo....
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:56:44 EDT (#)
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I would ejaculate on your voice.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:56:49 EDT (#)
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What a great competition.
Oh lovely voice!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:21:32 EDT (#)
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ATTN SACRILICIOUS: Your voice is better than mine. When I sing, it gets all the neighbourhood hounds howling. I've been asked by the city bylaw officer never to do it again. You beat me to bowing out....well, you're right. We both win! YAY!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:10:04 EDT (#)
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ATTN SACRILICIOUS: I bow to your bionic wrist and siren voice. Good game! I'm out. http://www.ubersite.com/m/111639
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:03:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omg what just happened?
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What do you THINK happened?
simple_catalyst..I was just thinking about you today-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109256#2521702
Bubba- nice yo see you, man.
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Thanks, sweetie. Someday I'll be back so you can ream my butt. :)
(note teenage-girl emoticon. the shit you like..... :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:11:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-11 22:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
omg what just happened?
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What do you THINK happened?
simple_catalyst..I was just thinking about you today-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/109256#2521702
Bubba- nice yo see you, man.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:39:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:35:34 EDT (#)
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omg what just happened?
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Stag. Another one of my favorites. Hope you're doing well. . . .
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:35:34 EDT (#)
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omg what just happened?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:34:08 EDT (#)
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yay!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:33:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:33:10 EDT (#)
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<WeepS>
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:32:57 EDT (#)
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Too Late.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:31:11 EDT (#)
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Too bad you need to bow out. You are one of the brighter bozos in the menagerie.
BTW, WTF is UGR? I been otherwise disengaged. . .
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-11 21:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Allright, anyone who can get Mojo Nixon to do a lip-trumpet solo gets a +2 from me, damn your muthafuckin' eyes!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-11 20:35:58 EDT (#)
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Well, if you're out, you have no excuse not to go give me a million or two votes.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111636