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UGR Damn Your Eyes (946 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.41 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Susie Derkins (View user info) at 2007-09-11 23:07:28 EDT


Try your damndest, but always be prepared to admit defeat. Sacrilicious, you've won. It's 10:58 pm and I've just finished six hours of reading, case studies and research. My eyes are on freaking fire and I have a thumper of a headache. I can't sit here and stare at this blazing white screen for too long or my eyes will explode and make an awful mess of my laptop and lovely tablecloth. Damn my eyes.

So....as promised to the Uber public: if I didn't create a decent entry for this competition, you'd see some hawt redhead action. I promised I'd never show this picture, but a deal's a deal. I'm going to bed.




































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Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

angiography..

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:51:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well...hmmm...er.










i have given much worse posts +2s i guess.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR DOUBLE FORFEIT

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I have never kissed a red head, a ginger yes but that doesnt count, I mean a fiery red head.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kaos King must have some pictures of a ginger like that somewhere that I can flog it to.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

... or a red head with pirate accessories.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

... or a red head who dresses up like a pirate

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goddamn how I've longed for a red head action figure or a red head with a figure for action or a red head with a head for figuring or a red head with blonde highlights or a, really, just a red head.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice box.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i want that

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny, but needs more of you in the photo. :)
--

Yeah what he said.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny, but needs more of you in the photo. :)

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"We wants the Red Head, We wants the Red Head!"


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.

Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.

When Flanders Failed

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-12 01:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?

-- Homer Simpson
In Marge We Trust

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-12 00:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

can't remember what this was, I just opened up a review box a while ago. Have +2.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I've always been an accessories man.


Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ATTN: SUSIE_DERKINS- Siren voice? Now I know you've never actually heard me 'sing.' Too late, lady..I bowed out to you first in my post. Hey, I think that means we both win!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-09-11 23:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAWT redhead wit big HOOTERS. HAWT!!!


He's taking funny talk.

-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown