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Shlongy Reference Post #8675309 (2324 hits)

Category: News

Rating: 1.65 on 73 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-09-12 04:34:29 EDT



*Prolonged exposure to this reference post could very well damage your soul.


BAD_SHLONGY.gif (132 kB)

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-23 20:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I put this link on my LinkedIn home page...Just in case some headhunter needs more than "just a resume".

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MMMMMMMM classic.

Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

linkwhore

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



QUIT CLICKING ON WHORED LINKS No2.



Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Quit linkwhoring

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:48:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GAHG!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


HE MAKES THE RULES.


Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-12 04:22:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

dantangel.at.gmail.com

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*giggles*

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So does my mom.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God do I love this picture.

Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 all the way!

Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bwahaha

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-14 19:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pervert below

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2008-03-14 18:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes!

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"OWCH"

*damages soul*

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:00:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


Personally I use Adobe Image ready (CS2) to assemble everything - The new photoshop incorporates everything really nicely - but I haven't quite adapted that way of doing things yet.

I do all of my illustration in Flash.

As rorrim | messmind pointed out - there are lots of other 3rd party gif construction applications out there.


Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Can't even review once without errors...

mike=make

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how do u make gifs?

1 Make all pix (gif format)
2 mike gif with unfreez
voila


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how do u make gifs?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:34:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Your only good post ever.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:07:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm getting OVER the stomach flu, thank you very much, wasn't looking for a relapse...

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for making me smile again.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/ SFW

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hehe

'ytmnd' makes me smile.


Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is oddly arousing
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BLARF

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/ SFW

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-16 08:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just love the perfection of this. Almost Borg.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 SPANKS

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thoracotomy..

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Oh c'mon... colonoscopy would have been a much more apt procedure, doc.


Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thoracotomy..

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do one with a post

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do one with a shovel

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Only if you post it.


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Do one with a shovel

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is oddly arousing

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.
========================
whats that saying? "those who accuse others of being gay all the time are struggling with their own failing heterosexuality" good luck with all that SS.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.

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Dude. I woke up this morning and suddenly I have jazz hands.

True story.


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy hell rob, your best work yet!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:42:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

jealous pedophile below

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:29:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rob has certainly done well at mastering hitwhoring, one has to give him that

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha this is brilliant, simple animation at its finest.



Masterpiece!

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would imagine thats where Shlongy got the hand mark

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so which psychopath is going to send this to his work/country club?

ill give it a week.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good work, rob

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just what I wanted to see this fine morning.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Definitely "Shlongy Bad" in the tradition of Phil Hartman's Frankenstein from the SNL bits.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahahahaha

Now is it 'Bad Shlongy'?
Or 'Shlongy Bad', sloth stylie?

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And so it begins...

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what begins!??! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!
==============

The photoshopping of Shlongy's ass....what else?

------------

The gay uber-population whipping out the beast that dwell within thy trouser lair and proceeding to stroke.


Aahhh... feels good....

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And so it begins...

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what begins!??! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!
==============

The photoshopping of Shlongy's ass....what else?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Captain Thorns are you a bit annoyed by any chance?
----------------------

Not in particular...I mean, this was funny, but not ha-ha funny...

I just think Mr. Berg could have done SO much more with this, you know?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My boss just saw Shlongys bare ass and took a closer look.


She's a fan and wishes to 'TALK'

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:05:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rob berg

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gah.

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And so it begins...

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what begins!??! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nooo i never meant -2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Captain Thorns are you a bit annoyed by any chance?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

And so it begins...

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like seeing photos of Shlongy's time in prison.

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.

------------

Lol, hahaba ZIIIEGG.

BEER.

I wish i could make this sortta shit, it easy? Explain.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I feel like I'm being blackmailed here.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*golf clap*
Well played, sir, well played.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes...

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:05:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick,
twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great


Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha this is brilliant, simple animation at its finest.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish that was my cock

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:36:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish that was my hand.

=======

Bwahahaha.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish that was my hand.

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heh


Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wish that was my hand.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


>smooch<



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