Shlongy Reference Post #8675309 (2324 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-09-12 04:34:29 EDT
*Prolonged exposure to this reference post could very well damage your soul.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2009-06-23 20:15:09 EDT (#)
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I put this link on my LinkedIn home page...Just in case some headhunter needs more than "just a resume".
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:31:16 EDT (#)
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MMMMMMMM classic.
Submitted by sandmantate (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:22:58 EDT (#)
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linkwhore
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:10:47 EDT (#)
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QUIT CLICKING ON WHORED LINKS No2.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2009-06-23 18:02:36 EDT (#)
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Quit linkwhoring
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:48:16 EST (#)
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GAHG!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-12-17 12:31:03 EST (#)
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HE MAKES THE RULES.
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-12-12 04:22:31 EST (#)
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dantangel.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:46:05 EDT (#)
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*giggles*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:42:17 EDT (#)
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So does my mom.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-08-07 20:20:11 EDT (#)
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God do I love this picture.
Submitted by KirillovianShitStain (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:18:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 17:09:19 EDT (#)
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+2 all the way!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-05-07 14:48:39 EDT (#)
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bwahaha
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-14 19:06:14 EDT (#)
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pervert below
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2008-03-14 18:41:21 EDT (#)
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Yes!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-01-28 22:14:30 EST (#)
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"OWCH"
*damages soul*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-01-09 15:00:43 EST (#)
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Personally I use Adobe Image ready (CS2) to assemble everything - The new photoshop incorporates everything really nicely - but I haven't quite adapted that way of doing things yet.
I do all of my illustration in Flash.
As rorrim | messmind pointed out - there are lots of other 3rd party gif construction applications out there.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:50:45 EST (#)
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Can't even review once without errors...
mike=make
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:49:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:37:43 EST (#)
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how do u make gifs?
1 Make all pix (gif format)
2 mike gif with unfreez
voila
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-01-09 14:37:43 EST (#)
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how do u make gifs?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:34:45 EST (#)
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Your only good post ever.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-07 15:07:45 EST (#)
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I'm getting OVER the stomach flu, thank you very much, wasn't looking for a relapse...
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-01-06 13:30:52 EST (#)
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+2 for making me smile again.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:08:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:37:35 EDT (#)
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http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/ SFW
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hehe
'ytmnd' makes me smile.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:40:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:42:26 EDT (#)
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this is oddly arousing
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BLARF
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:37:35 EDT (#)
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http://quietorpapaspank.ytmnd.com/ SFW
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-16 08:16:39 EDT (#)
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I just love the perfection of this. Almost Borg.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:41:19 EDT (#)
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+2 SPANKS
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:06:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:12:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:09:18 EDT (#)
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thoracotomy..
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Oh c'mon... colonoscopy would have been a much more apt procedure, doc.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:09:18 EDT (#)
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thoracotomy..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:56:51 EDT (#)
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Do one with a post
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:50:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:46:27 EDT (#)
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Do one with a shovel
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Only if you post it.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:46:27 EDT (#)
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Do one with a shovel
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:42:26 EDT (#)
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this is oddly arousing
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:31:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
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While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.
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whats that saying? "those who accuse others of being gay all the time are struggling with their own failing heterosexuality" good luck with all that SS.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:48:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
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While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.
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Dude. I woke up this morning and suddenly I have jazz hands.
True story.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:02:54 EDT (#)
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holy hell rob, your best work yet!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:42:28 EDT (#)
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jealous pedophile below
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:29:35 EDT (#)
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rob has certainly done well at mastering hitwhoring, one has to give him that
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:26:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:49:19 EDT (#)
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haha this is brilliant, simple animation at its finest.
Masterpiece!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:17:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:10:34 EDT (#)
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I would imagine thats where Shlongy got the hand mark
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:09:19 EDT (#)
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so which psychopath is going to send this to his work/country club?
ill give it a week.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:03:26 EDT (#)
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good work, rob
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 10:01:02 EDT (#)
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Just what I wanted to see this fine morning.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:57:52 EDT (#)
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Definitely "Shlongy Bad" in the tradition of Phil Hartman's Frankenstein from the SNL bits.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:30:01 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahaha
Now is it 'Bad Shlongy'?
Or 'Shlongy Bad', sloth stylie?
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:28:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
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And so it begins...
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what begins!??! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!
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The photoshopping of Shlongy's ass....what else?
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The gay uber-population whipping out the beast that dwell within thy trouser lair and proceeding to stroke.
Aahhh... feels good....
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:17:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
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And so it begins...
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what begins!??! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!
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The photoshopping of Shlongy's ass....what else?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:16:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:50:04 EDT (#)
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Captain Thorns are you a bit annoyed by any chance?
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Not in particular...I mean, this was funny, but not ha-ha funny...
I just think Mr. Berg could have done SO much more with this, you know?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:10:58 EDT (#)
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My boss just saw Shlongys bare ass and took a closer look.
She's a fan and wishes to 'TALK'
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:05:01 EDT (#)
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rob berg
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:00:49 EDT (#)
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Gah.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
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And so it begins...
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what begins!??! TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:51:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:51:10 EDT (#)
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nooo i never meant -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:50:04 EDT (#)
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Captain Thorns are you a bit annoyed by any chance?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:48:31 EDT (#)
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And so it begins...
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:32:10 EDT (#)
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I like seeing photos of Shlongy's time in prison.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:59:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
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While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.
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Lol, hahaba ZIIIEGG.
BEER.
I wish i could make this sortta shit, it easy? Explain.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:49:44 EDT (#)
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While this is funny, I can't help but wonder how long you spent tracing a handprint on a man's ass. You sir, have collected a ton of gay points with this post. You'll have to convince me otherwise, Rainbow Brite.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel like I'm being blackmailed here.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:23:16 EDT (#)
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*golf clap*
Well played, sir, well played.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:25:05 EDT (#)
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Yes...
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:05:59 EDT (#)
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick,
twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:49:19 EDT (#)
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haha this is brilliant, simple animation at its finest.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:45:49 EDT (#)
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I wish that was my cock
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:42:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:36:25 BST (#)
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I wish that was my hand.
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Bwahahaha.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:39:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:36:25 EDT (#)
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I wish that was my hand.
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heh
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:36:25 EDT (#)
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I wish that was my hand.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 04:36:23 EDT (#)
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>smooch<