A Live Performance. (584 hits)
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Submitted by The Hitcher: A Gigantic Thumb on the Planes of Existence (View user info) at 2007-09-12 05:05:40 EDT
Alright slags?
I've been away for a while it would seem, but that's because I've been pursuing more worthwhile endeavours than delighting you slags with my coat-tails of evil. You might not know it to look at me, but I'm a major player in the slap bass movement. I've got all the moves, what with my gigantic thumb and all.
So what I did, you slags, was put a little band together. By a little band I mean me, and a couple of my evilest mates. The go by the name of Jim and Jackie Piper, the Piper Twins for short. They're unbelieveably fucking evil. Why, they told me that after I'd finished kicking the face of a raccoon onto the face of Jesus, they went and pissed on it. Why didn't I do that you ask? I was too busy sexing the dolphin that Jesus uses as his preferred mode of transport whilst on Earth. In and out of it like a powerful piston I was, right in his fuckin' blowhole!
He walks around a lot you see, ol' JC, just you slags are too stupid to see him. Plus, he likes hanging out with me and the boys too much so he hasn't got much time for you 'orrible lot. Redemption? Eternal life? Never, you slags! Not while I'm taking up all his time (and most of his money) with the poker games we enjoy. The last time I played him, I cheated unbelievably and won about a million fucking quid off him. 'Course, it's all pretty irrelevant as I've never paid for a thing in my life and don't really need the money.
Even as a nipper I was evil, stealing things from other children, making them cry salty tears of despair. I caught these, you understand, in a little green cup my mother gave me. When I had enough childrens tears I'd stand high and proud on a table in plain sight and then masturbate rapidly as I drank them down into my evil green gullet. The masturbation was purely for evil effect, but it did the fucking trick I can tell you, you slags!
Anyway, that's enough of all that rubbish, I've stuck a clip on youTube of me and the boys' latest performance. Titled simply 'The Hitcher', it's sure to put you in the picture and possibly make you want to send me a great deal of money purely to compensate me for sharing my evil genius with you for free.
Enjoy, you slags: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0-8mgGjCF8M
User Reviews
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:12:35 EDT (#)
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this went over my head
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SLAG!
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
salpingectomy..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like this username a lot better than your other one.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA I liked this .
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:36:15 EDT (#)
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I AM THE BARRON AND I AM FAR MORE EVIL THAN YOU, PATHETIC LITTLE WORM!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-12 08:55:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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The new series will have a hell of a lot more of me in it you slags, prepare for evil!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:44:19 EDT (#)
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Don't worry mate, you don't need weed to watch it. It's visual weed in itself.
The Mighty Boosh is to blame for my drunken habit of singing the Soup Song over and over again every time I get leathered. I'm surprised I have any friends left, it must be well annoying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:36:44 EDT (#)
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I wait the Might Boosh with trepedation, my problem being I stopped smoking weed, say 3 months ago and am unsure whether I will enjoy The MIghty Boosh the same without, it's quite a teaser.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:27:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:25:30 EDT (#)
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Season three of the Boosh is due out soon, isn't it? I'm sure it is.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSHHHH!!!!
+2 FOR THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOOSH!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:25:30 EDT (#)
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Season three of the Boosh is due out soon, isn't it? I'm sure it is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:21:08 EDT (#)
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So what your saying is you're a little crazy and should be wrapped in a cork matress and fired out of a cannon witha melon as a helmet?
I bet I know something about Ian Woosnam that you dont.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:15:47 EDT (#)
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I am incapable of lying. Seriously. I'm like, autistic in that I cannot handle imaginary situations and/or scenarios that have not already happened.
I have to find stuff like this Nick Faldo information out from totally reliable sources so I can tell people about it and fit into normal society. It is a very difficult condition to suffer from and consumes much of my life.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:10:00 EDT (#)
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Berty is the pot head and a big fat lying bear.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:09:47 EDT (#)
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Of course, you already know that. Don't you Nick?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:09:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/golf/article2069075.ece
you lieeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:09:20 EDT (#)
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You will find nothing Emission. Nick's agent is so good that he has an agreement in place with Google, just like China do.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:07:43 EDT (#)
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now
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:07:31 EDT (#)
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I shall no search for Nick Faldo 'pot head' in google
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:02:02 EDT (#)
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It wasn't funny when you were around before, and SURPRISE SURPRISE!
It' still not funny.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:01:57 EDT (#)
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Nick Faldo is not boring. Nick Faldo is just stoned.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 07:00:25 EDT (#)
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is this the same Nick Faldo who seems really boring?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:56:38 EDT (#)
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Nick Faldo is a legend. That time he scored the hole in one? You remember that? Boy was doped up from his arsehole to his ears with barbituates from his childhood friend's bachelor party where they hired a private jet and partied in Amsterdam, Reykjavik and Monaco over a 24 hour period.
The BBC had to play their footage of Nick in reverse and at double speed to make Nick look normal to the greater public, Nick has a truly magnificent agent, but spectators who were present at the scene likened Nick's performance on that day to some sort surgeon drunkenly weilding a scalpel and yet performing the most precise surgery ever, then taking a dump on a dead hooker and the hooker came back to life. It was golf that destroyed lives.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:42:22 EDT (#)
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How Very Dare You Berty
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:39:43 EDT (#)
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I have it on good authority that Emission Impossible is actually Nick Faldo from golf.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:25:49 EDT (#)
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Emission = Shit Stirer
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:22:07 EDT (#)
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Stone = natures Biggest Mistake = summet or muffin
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:11:56 EDT (#)
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Ubersite has become a masked ball. There should be a great deal more fucking going on. Have more parties you lot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:07:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-12 11:03:47 BST (#)
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This is hurtbythesun's alter.
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No, it isn't, who the fuck are you anyway?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-12 06:03:47 EDT (#)
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This is hurtbythesun's alter.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:56:09 EDT (#)
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According to you i own every alter
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:55:32 EDT (#)
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Je ne comprende pas
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:54:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah guess what forget oathmeat. I won every alter out there according to EI
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:53:23 EDT (#)
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RR= The Hitcher
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:53:01 EDT (#)
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I wish people would post something entertaining. Not just boring same old same old
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:48:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:46:34 EDT (#)
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So you annoyed that Stone alter, and now your talking to yourself. Whatever next
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Obviously, he doesn't know what I'm capable of, I'm going to slice that slag up.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:46:34 EDT (#)
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So you annoyed that Stone alter, and now your talking to yourself. Whatever next
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:41:23 EDT (#)
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Needs more stories about breaking into single women's homes and sexually assaulting them and/or cutting people's faces.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:33:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:29:59 EDT (#)
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My peg leg is hurting today, which is funny because i dont have one.
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I've got one boy, constantly giving me gyp.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:29:59 EDT (#)
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My peg leg is hurting today, which is funny because i dont have one.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:29:23 EDT (#)
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Boosh Auto +2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:27:47 EDT (#)
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Oh, you 'orrible, 'orrible man, you...
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:20:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Incredibly stupid and unentertaining alter.
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Don't cross me boy, you just don't get it, do you?
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Incredibly stupid and unentertaining alter.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:19:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get this +2 because that clip made me piss myself, especially the end "Oh me backs gone"
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The daft prick of a cameraman shut it off before you could really witness my humiliation!
The Boys have to pick me up and carry me off like a geriatric!
Still, I'm glad you pissed yourself boy, I hope you're somewhere public!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-12 05:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You get this +2 because that clip made me piss myself, especially the end "Oh me backs gone"
Slag!