You want to talk about British Invasion? (880 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-09-12 12:15:02 EDT
Led Zeppelin.
Reformed
One gig (before the inevitable money making tour across a load of venues nowhere near me)
I'm trying to get tickets - if anyone gets a ticket - I will pay over One Hundred and Fifty English Pounds to buy one from you.
The alternative - according to Mr HurtyByTheSun is to buy some drugs and just play houses of the holy really really loud - but as I suspect this will be the only chance I will ever get to see Zeppelin - I must do it
And you know what the best news of all is fellow ubernauts? They've not asked that bald shiteating Swiss Exile Collins to be on the drums. Son of Bonham. John Paul Jones. Jimmy Page. Robert Plant - still in good form - but with a face like a chamois leather.
Awesome
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:24:57 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised Dave Grohl didn't take the drumming spot.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:08:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:18:47 EDT (#)
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Not happening Toe.
This is the end for you. The Finn-ish.
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I just got that....
finn....as in neil....
*embarassed laugh*
nice
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:17:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-13 18:21:42 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:51:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:42:38 BST (#)
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I wiped my arse on one of those tickets just this morning.
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See - this is what happens when you get Old. Music stops meaning anything to you.
Then you get silly little round sunglasses and start thinking Leicester is anything but a horrible horrible shithole.
I would rather lose a testicle to the teeth of an irate honey badger than live in Leicester for even one day.
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Ew... me too.
Who lives in Leicester then?
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The damned
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:21:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:51:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:42:38 BST (#)
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I wiped my arse on one of those tickets just this morning.
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See - this is what happens when you get Old. Music stops meaning anything to you.
Then you get silly little round sunglasses and start thinking Leicester is anything but a horrible horrible shithole.
I would rather lose a testicle to the teeth of an irate honey badger than live in Leicester for even one day.
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Ew... me too.
Who lives in Leicester then?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:55:10 EDT (#)
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no i did not study in NERD
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:02:33 EDT (#)
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milk is for babies
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 04:42:36 EDT (#)
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says the 22 year old whiney , half eyebrowed monkey face.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-13 04:39:57 EDT (#)
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Honestly mate, you shouldn't fucking bother. I'm right about the eighth and Houses of the Holy. Far better times to be had than hanging out at the fucking 02 arena with a bunch of sweaty old cunts. Who are you even going with? Yourself? That's just lame man.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 03:25:25 EDT (#)
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John Bonham, now I wrote a story about him.
Haddock head
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-09-13 03:08:27 EDT (#)
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I didn't know that Justin Lee Collins played the drums....
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:31:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOjj9w0mlOk
Why not use that guy as the drummer?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 22:13:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:59:26 EDT (#)
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I cannot not give Zeppelin +2.
Go. I had a chance to see Camper Van Beethoven last night but I chose to work instead. Regretting it now.
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BOOOOOOOOO
One of my favorite shows EVER, CVB was.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:40:14 EDT (#)
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that is fucking perfect hahahahahah
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:39:56 EDT (#)
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HAHahahahhahahAhaHaHAHhahaha
fucking BOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:38:43 EDT (#)
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and with that act - i will bid you goodnight.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:36:15 EDT (#)
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sent
enjoy
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:34:17 EDT (#)
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bosh, rather
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:33:05 EDT (#)
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theboshman.at.gmail.com
word
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:25:36 EDT (#)
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BOSH
what's your email address
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:18:47 EDT (#)
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Not happening Toe.
This is the end for you. The Finn-ish.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:17:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:47:13 EDT (#)
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Crowded House suck then.
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TAKE IT BACK!!!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:17:21 EDT (#)
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Bosh - what's your email address? I'll mail this over for you
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:05:37 EDT (#)
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I am importing that video now. Hopefully ready for SPT.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:03:45 EDT (#)
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The best sex music is the soundtrack to Lawrence of Arabia. Not lying.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:01:51 EDT (#)
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I'm double positive.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:00:54 EDT (#)
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Bosh
Good Austrian attitude there
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 19:00:14 EDT (#)
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double negative below
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:59:26 EDT (#)
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I cannot not give Zeppelin +2.
Go. I had a chance to see Camper Van Beethoven last night but I chose to work instead. Regretting it now.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:59:26 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjXCiXefksM&mode=related&search=
40 seconds in
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:53:37 EDT (#)
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The national anthem of New Zealand is Leonard Nimoy's The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins.
true.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:47:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-12 23:40:57 BST (#)
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No Comment
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Is that right Toe?
Well...
Crowded House suck then.
Take that New Zealander!
the hobbits are all gay too
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:40:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:51:18 EDT (#)
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Dear Scotland
you have forgotten about the Taffs.
Don't worry - they are preoccupied with flinging baby gravy into sheep
Love
The English (ending the cold war and the palestinian problem one nation at a time)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:45:50 EDT (#)
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Dear England
Well done on defeating the red menace
Only the Paddies letting the side down
Love Scotland
PS Keep the rock, we're pished
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:39:33 EDT (#)
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Dear Scotland
Well done on your win over the French
Very well done.
Love
The English
p.s. we're keeping your sacred stone!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:29:55 EDT (#)
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Shall we talk aboot one nil vs the bastard French? Shall we talk of ships and shoes and sealing wax and teams that are top of group B?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:27:14 EDT (#)
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AHH - uh - ahhhhhhhh- AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:24:33 EDT (#)
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I got raped by a Danish lorry driver once, does that count?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:18:48 EDT (#)
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That's because the vikings didn't rape you Scots enough!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:05:01 EDT (#)
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*shrugamus* I dont like the Zep that much.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:49:50 EDT (#)
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Oh man, we should all go together!
*lights cigarette*
Dweeb.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:10:08 EDT (#)
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I thought Page/Plant had some seething hate for JPJ and exiled him? What happened?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:50:30 EDT (#)
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I think I'll write about the time she was sneaking wine into her "coffee" cup, on Mother's day.
THAT, was hilarious.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:48:21 EDT (#)
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That's pretty cool.
Also, this reminded me of how whenever I would listen to The Beatles around my Grandma, she would go on and on about how they ruined the careers of great American singers. She speaks of it with pretty strong tones of hatred in her voice/body language, it's really funny.
Not as funny as when she gets drunk and makes fun of my aunt and uncles, rather relentlessly.
She's awesome.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:38:16 EDT (#)
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hahahahahah awesome!!!!!!!!
now i just have to sift through all the parts and find where he says 'milk is for babies'
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:34:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaJltPRceU0
If you find the right part of 9 - i will rip it and post it somehwere
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:22:55 EDT (#)
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but yea, i want to see if that Schwartzanegger clip exists
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:22:19 EDT (#)
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PS I saw Plant with the Black Crows one time and i ate some grass.
i'm not trying to joke about weed or anything like that.. i literally ripped up a handful of grass from the lawn and started eating it. I thought it was ice cream.
fucking acid
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:14:00 EDT (#)
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i need you to help me find a video clip of arnold schwarzenegger ranting about how 'milk is for babies' from his movie 'Pumping Iron'
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:58:51 EDT (#)
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graft..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:46:27 EDT (#)
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you odd little man.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:44:23 EDT (#)
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circum-sized!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:41:51 EDT (#)
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philistine below
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:32:22 EDT (#)
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far as I go
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:31:56 EDT (#)
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..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:31:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:31:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:13:52 EDT (#)
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he did take a LOT of drugs O.
And fucked a lot of underage girls
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:06:43 EDT (#)
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I caught a Page/Plant concert a few years back in DC.
Page wore what appeared to be black hot pants that narrowed to the ankles and made him look like the Grinch, and a loose-fitting black button-down top that rode over the stomach he had at the time. Hopefully he's trimmed down a bit.
Oh and btw, an untucked button-down and hot pants make you look like a shitty professional wrestler. I don't care how well you can play the fucking guitar.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:35:45 EDT (#)
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CAUSE I HAVE NO CHOICE EVEN IF MY IE DOSEN'T WORK AND ALL THAT CRAP. JACOB FORCED ME TO DO ITTT.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:16:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:14:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:13:59 BST (#)
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i've got three tickets.
give me $750 American and they are yours.
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I actually would.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:13:59 EDT (#)
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i've got three tickets.
give me $750 American and they are yours.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 18:06:19 BST (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:45:18 EDT (#)
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Also, for Americans who are too young to remember, Bonzo (pic) is dead but he was made into a zombie and made to play "Al" on "Home Improvement".
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Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
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I'd like to see Al from Home Improvement choke on his own vomit.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:06:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:45:18 EDT (#)
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Also, for Americans who are too young to remember, Bonzo (pic) is dead but he was made into a zombie and made to play "Al" on "Home Improvement".
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Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:59:58 EDT (#)
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Caul
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Invasion
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:57:08 EDT (#)
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what's a british?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:56:14 EDT (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:52:33 EDT (#)
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I have never fucked to Kashmir.
:*(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:51:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:42:38 BST (#)
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I wiped my arse on one of those tickets just this morning.
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See - this is what happens when you get Old. Music stops meaning anything to you.
Then you get silly little round sunglasses and start thinking Leicester is anything but a horrible horrible shithole.
I would rather lose a testicle to the teeth of an irate honey badger than live in Leicester for even one day.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:49:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:29:31 EDT (#)
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Kashmir is the best sex music ever. It's the rhythm. Get a little high and boink to Kashmir. All else pales.
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SEE?? It's the Sexiest. Song. Ever.
When Chase Utley is up at bat, it plays. I don't think that's fair.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:45:18 EDT (#)
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Dave Grohl would be an excellent choice, I agree. Jason Bonham is drumming for Foreigner nowadays.
Also, for Americans who are too young to remember, Bonzo (pic) is dead but he was made into a zombie and made to play "Al" on "Home Improvement".
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:42:38 EDT (#)
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I wiped my arse on one of those tickets just this morning.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:31:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ahmettribute.com/main.php?show=prereg
This link does not load at the moment
bastards
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:30:36 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry - Jason Bonham IS on drums.
I wanted Grohl - but I'll cope
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:29:31 EDT (#)
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Would be an awesome show, I am sure. Don't tell me Jason Bonham will be on drums, though.
Kashmir is the best sex music ever. It's the rhythm. Get a little high and boink to Kashmir. All else pales.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:18:55 EDT (#)
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This will be a world cup lottery all over again
Dear Red
No tickets for you
No love
The Man
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:17:38 EDT (#)
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I'll be pleasuring myself to Kashmir on a continuous loop for several hours instead. Like any other evening, really.