APW: Zoroastrian Sonnet (741 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.79 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-12 12:15:57 EDT
Per yesterday's request:
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-11 10:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sick of all this Christian propaganda you spew everywhere.
Write a poem about Zoroastrianism or we're through.
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Ahura Mazda...baby, drive my car!
Or is it I that should be driving you?
Of all sedans imported from afar,
You transcend like none other through and through.
The asha, truth, and order that you boast
Have left the druj of chaos in the dust.
Monastic stockcars racing on the coast
Cannot compete with you, my sacred lust!
Though Angra Mainyu seeks to take the lead,
Such reckless driving soon will face defeat.
Your Spenta Mainyu always shall succeed,
His man juice fully spent in your rear seat.
Oh, Zoroaster! Let me fuel your tank!
Your scintillating Spentas turn my crank.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-27 16:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112044#2537698
Yay for peer pressure.
Submitted by PayMeLater (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus fucking two!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:42:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, CT!
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Hi M!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 17:23:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Talk about a butter face.
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Hello?! Is this thing on? These are the JOKES people!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just special.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was pretty good
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:58:38 EDT (#)
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clot..
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're so beautiful, well you could be a part time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
(part time model)
But I can see you in an auto show dancin' on a car
(part time model)
You'd spent part of your time modelin'
And part of your tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
Next to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ee-eee-eeeeee-eeee-eeee-ahhhh
And I suppose the rest of your time doin' your normal job
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Expertly done!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi, CT!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Talk about a butter face.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zoroastriowned!
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:22:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
okay, how could i do anything BUT +2 this?
i wish other uber users would take the fucking hint and realize that taking requests will get them far in the uber world. as in, showing us their holes, tits, gashes, slots, etc.
i'm looking at you ladies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, there you go.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:01:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:42:53 EDT (#)
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Fucking genius
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:37:00 EDT (#)
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awesome!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the sheer...sheer...BOSHNESS of this.
Jesus, I swear that I will never, ever use that word again.