Apologies OR "Fuck you, we don't lack data" (666 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.05 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Adaman <ff_emiko.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-09-12 12:28:12 EDT
My thesis groupmates and I were on the brink of madness one night finishing our thesis. It was the marketing part of a feasibility study for... ah who the fuck cares? Before anything else, it should be noted that we also entered this thesis-in-the-making to a marketing contest.
Anyway, at this point, we hadn't slept for 48 hours. The last thing i needed was someone to add to my problems.
Then, there it was! My phone began to ring. "1 message received".
To make the long story short, here's how the conversation went:
girl: "you lack a short description regarding your proposed topic, please submit it by wednesday."
me: "fuck you, we don't lack data!"
girl: "please send in a short descriptionregarind your proposed topic. and also, next time, please be nice. goodnight."
i know, that's not the smartest thing to send to someone who can disqualify you just because they hate you. and i probably should be thanking whoever it is i should be thanking because that didn't happen but WTF? who's that nice?
this girl would probably thank me for raping her if i ever did. fortunately for her, she's not up to my standards.
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in response to all those hate messages i received on my first post, i'd like to post a reply here.
no its not, "please be nice."
"fuck you, uber, we don't lack data
and its not that backward! apparently, Shlongy is worshiped here like a native god. in fact, he is so beloved, i'll throw in a bonus picture in the corner.
bonus: young girl on the street holding a post it note.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that's a scene from Temple of Doom. Maybe.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 16:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I pray to ghola, let me die, but I do not. Now the evil of Shlongi take me. They will make me drink the batch of the Shlongi. Then I'll fall into the black sleep of the Shlongi Ma. You become like them. We'll be alive... but like a nightmare. You drink batch, you not wake up from nightmare.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI OHM NA SHIVAI...
You have betrayed Khali...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-12 15:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MOLA RAM
SHULA RAM
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
cross-section..
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-12 14:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:56:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is Schlony?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KALI-MA SHUCKTEEDAY
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh, the handprint on his ass looks like a petroglyph...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you suck.
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is overrated
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have absolutly no idea what you are going on about
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-12 13:01:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:56:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The things that kids will do these days for a simple +2....
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
great, just what we need. more shots of ass
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Epic.
Fail.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, I smiled.
You're like Schlony's little cabana boy.
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That's what Shlongy needs: one more naked Filipino boy hanging around his back yard at night.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-12 12:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay, I smiled.
You're like Schlony's little cabana boy.