My Tattoo (NSFW) (1384 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: -1.06 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by fluffy_love (View user info) at 2007-09-13 04:42:34 EDT
I told my tattoo artist (also a good friend of mine) that I wanted a back piece. He got excited because it would be the largest piece he'd done, and we started batting ideas back and forth. We had a lot of laughs over some drinks, but no real ideas. When I was leaving, I told him to just draw up a stencil because I trusted his judgement. My only stipulation was that I wanted it to be illegal to take my shirt off in public.
A couple of days later he called me and told me that the other guys at the shop saw his sketches and started chipping in more crazy shit to put on my skin for the rest of my life. He told me what it was going to look like, and it was sick. Really really sick. So I approved it.
But what I actually got was so much worse.
When I showed up for the first session he was really excited. He had been visited by inspiration the night before and had stayed up late redrawing the entire stencil. When he showed me what it was, I... well I guess I went insane, because I decided to get it anyway.
After four sittings (two longish outline and shading sessions and two short color ones) the fucking bastard moved to the other side of the country, leaving me with the following half-finished mess on my back. He still tells people that I drew the design.
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Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sucks to be you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there goes YOUR chances of ever getting laid.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 05:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Tattoos are forever and apparently so is stupidity
Indeed.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sooo....it's a bunch of penises and a couple pregnant chicks in distress. ::shrugs::
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart: Oh, cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands
and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford.
Homer: You can call them Whitey-whackers!
-- Homer Simpson
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
With that said, this is probably one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen... and I've seen boatloads. This is almost as bad as all the tribals that guidos get on the jersey shore. STEROIDZ FAKE TANZ LOL!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well that just has it all.
If you wanted to keep your top on why didnt you just get fat like everyone else?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 04:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something tells me this isn't a true story.........
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That is the dumbest tattoo I've seen in a long time, if not ever.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Two words for you: Belt Sander.
Also, It's a cursor. Your filename should have ended with "...GET YOUR CURSOR OFF MY BACK.jpg"
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-13 05:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
See you in hell, candy boys!!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman
Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-09-13 05:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tattoos are cool, but only tasteful tattoos.
Although I do love the hammer fisted babies smashing pregnant stomachs!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 05:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Tattoos are forever and apparently so is stupidity
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-09-13 05:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its not gross or crazy or disgusting, its just retarded.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 05:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THats horrible
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-13 04:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family.
-- Homer Simpson
There's No Disgrace Like Home
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 04:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Something tells me this isn't a true story.........
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-13 04:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck it, this was funny.