RE: My Meely (1355 hits)
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Submitted by Jacque Perrier <jacquecourse.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-09-13 06:49:14 EDT
Dear Amelia,
I was certainly hoping it wouldn't come to this, but alas, it has. I cannot stress enough how sincerely my heart has been broken, at the hands of my dearest and most lovely; you. It's hard enough not being able to see you each and every waking second I breath, every waking second I long for you. I wrote you that letter in complete confidence, in knowing that perhaps we could work things out. This fucking website is a haven for degenerates like Shlongy, a miserable old man, short, almost wrinkled, clearly not in any way the man I am. And you are attracted to this? For Christ's sake, my amore, the man is despicable enough to show his bare ass to a bunch of internet teenagers!
I've lost almost all respect for you. Your body which you shared with me (I thought it was ONLY me) has been seen my millions of internet strangers now. You disgust me! I don't think I'll ever be able to overcome what travesties you flung upon me.
I've come to the decision that we are through! You are done! If you want any of your belongings than you must come get them within 48 hours, including your cat. So help me God, if you don't come and get that cat I'm going to stuff his head in an iceskate, cover him in mayonnaise, and feed him to Shawn's doberman. That fucking cat has shit outside of it's box for the last time, whore!
I hope Shlongy dumps you, or better yet kicks you in the ovaries.
Goodbye, my love,
Jacque
User Reviews
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-10-02 11:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, you made up an uber boyfriend,
I cant get over "MY AMORE......."
Amore is italian, not french dumbass
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-17 02:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-17 00:35:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:54:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This meeley shit is really dragging on. Whoever you are, take note of the following...
> You are boring. Boring everyone. Maybe you would have held onto Shlongy and Berg if you posted boobs. You did not.
> Think of something else to do, this meeley/french dude shit is old, lame, and not entertaining. Try and cause a spark again.
>Inject yourself with a used heroin needle.
Cock.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 03:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IF I am wrong, why dont you prove it with a photo then?? You and Ameelie or just you.....or maybe shoving an ice skate up the cats arse.
Submitted by AccidentalPerfidy (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ummmm. Yah.
That's, ah.
That's about it really. Hmmm.
Yeah.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
die
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:42:18 PDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:08:36 BST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:05:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayest, lamest shenannigans ever, and this site has had some really gay, lame shenannigans.
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you guys are wrong, this particular post sucked, but the overall stuff is good.
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:52:07 EDT (#)
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Meely, figure out a way to come get your cat.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more cowbell.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-13 12:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
aaaaaand then it jumped the shark.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-13 12:42:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:11:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:08:36 BST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayest, lamest shenannigans ever, and this site has had some really gay, lame shenannigans.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-13 12:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is total bullshit.
No pics?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 90% sure this is Caul's alter.
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i always Uber from work. i tried signing up alter from time to time, when changing contract, but i think bart checks ips and mine is static (proper word?). i can't be bothered to go through to a proxy, especially since those sites are blocked.
so no...this isn't me.
my alters, all of which are blocked:
http://ubersite.com/u/hipporapist
http://ubersite.com/u/vaginaravager
http://ubersite.com/u/didier
http://ubersite.com/u/gumbo
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
enough
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
predict how this is all going to end.
a.) Jacque and Meeley get back together.
b.) Meeley and Shlongy end up together.
c.) Jacque and Meeley and up alone.
OR (and this is my personal prediction)
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I agree with you on this
d.) Jacque and Shlongy having butseks on live webcam
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ROFLMAO
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:54:56 EDT (#)
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Seriously EI get off your period
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:51:05 EDT (#)
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uhhh wrong answer
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:49:10 EDT (#)
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I'm 90% sure this is Caul's alter.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't you just do it, EI, you fucking crybaby bitch? I'm certainly interested to hear your development.
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meeley just jumped the shark
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If people pay me enough I will reveal all
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:30:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because you and a n other are Jacques! Woo hoo
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Don't you and the others get tired of accusing me of being every single fucking alter on this site? I am liable to believe that this whole debacle is true. Seriously, EI, don't you have something better to do than sit on my dick? I know you like the feeling but I've given you enough.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:25:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:14 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
because you and a n other are Jacques! Woo hoo
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WILFUL CONJECTURE!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:17:14 EDT (#)
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because you and a n other are Jacques! Woo hoo
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:15:28 EDT (#)
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What a retard, below? Why would I do that?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:12:58 EDT (#)
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yes flame the fuck out of yourself Shapeshifter
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:12:17 EDT (#)
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Someone request my presence? Is it because you'd like me to flame the fuck out of this person?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:08:36 BST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:05:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:03:44 EDT (#)
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Gayest, lamest shenannigans ever, and this site has had some really gay, lame shenannigans.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:10:50 EDT (#)
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Some people on this site are just too mean.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayest, lamest shenannigans ever, and this site has had some really gay, lame shenannigans.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayest, lamest shenannigans ever, and this site has had some really gay, lame shenannigans.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gayest, lamest shenannigans ever, and this site has had some really gay, lame shenannigans.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
le sigh
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut it, bitches.
Submitted by Adaman (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
predict how this is all going to end.
a.) Jacque and Meeley get back together.
b.) Meeley and Shlongy end up together.
c.) Jacque and Meeley and up alone.
OR (and this is my personal prediction)
d.) Jacque and Shlongy having butseks on live webcam
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are really stupid
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:04:48 EDT (#)
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You really are stupid
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Childred stop it!
if it makes you feel any better then will declare both of you stupid, okay?
Good.
Now stop trying to heat up this crap post that doesnt have boobs in it.
Can't you tell that Jacques Costeau wants some private 'I Hate You Bitch' time with Meeley?
How callous of you.
What is it about this post that makes me thristy?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You really are really stupid
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:04:48 EDT (#)
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You really are stupid
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:02:50 EDT (#)
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Dude im not confused. I know exactly what happening. Look for my hidden message
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:02:23 EDT (#)
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Hey wheres ShapeShifter?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 09:01:32 EDT (#)
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Mate if you are confused by this you are even stupider than i thought
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:59:51 EDT (#)
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Fuck knows what the hell is happening. Where the gay boy HBTS and why is meeley not defending herself? Superman i hear you cry?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:47:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got back from my pub lunch. What the hell is all this about then
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YES, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT ummmm
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One day, I will sort this whole god damn Alter business out from the ground up. I am perfecting a death ray that only targets shitty MPD people.
But until I perfect it, stuff like this will go on. *sigh*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who is HadtoBeDOne??
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no idea what is going on.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just got back from my pub lunch. What the hell is all this about then
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Passably amusing, mildly saddening in terms of effort required.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seriously, can someone end this fucking meely saga? And I can't help but notice that despite his protestations, RR is not here although 'Jacque' and 'Meely' are?? Gay.
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Nice smokescreen.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
(speechless)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 08:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too early...instead of "later", substitute "alter".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha...This later was embarrassed by another alter.
Or, this later was embarrassed by himself...or something.
You lose, Jacque (without an s)...Shlongy wins again!
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give it a freaking rest already we don't give a shit that you have a whole collection of alters
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Passably amusing, mildly saddening in terms of effort required.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seriously, can someone end this fucking meely saga? And I can't help but notice that despite his protestations, RR is not here although 'Jacque' and 'Meely' are?? Gay.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have got to say that this is great alter-dedication. Well done.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Clearly you people aren't human or else you'd comprehend the grief I'm suffering right now. Chastise this whore, for the love of God!
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Having any feelings about this other than amusement is paramount to the people that play MMORPGs and get "married", have "funerals", or care about other players.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WTF is this about? Pretty fucking funny and I really hope this is genuine.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:22:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amelia, fuck you....47 hours, 45 minutes before I have Shawn's dog eat your cat. You are disgusting human being and deserve whatever karma brings to you.
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No!! Don't! Please, he meant nothing to me!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You need to get out more.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:15:06 EDT (#)
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I love how stereotypically French his name is.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gotta love Jacques surname too.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:13:50 EDT (#)
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Uh oh! Why do you think that there may me something up with this whole affair?? Never.
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:13:44 EDT (#)
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Clearly you people aren't human or else you'd comprehend the grief I'm suffering right now. Chastise this whore, for the love of God!
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:12:47 EDT (#)
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wait, why did meeley +2 a dear john letter for herself?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:11:38 EDT (#)
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do we get a camwhore of Jackie too?
Submitted by NapalmFace (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:10:23 EDT (#)
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so does this mean Jacque is single now?
buttsecks jacque?
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:09:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Amelia, fuck you....47 hours, 45 minutes before I have Shawn's dog eat your cat. You are disgusting human being and deserve whatever karma brings to you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I imagine Shlongy to be rather like Doctor House.
Dontcha think
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry baby!
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:05:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow when does neighbours come on?
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Emission this is an affair of the heart! You'd know nothing about it you worthless virgin!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow when does neighbours come on?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JACQUE!!! Baby don't do this!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 07:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok that possibly makes no sense
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Looking at the wording of this I would say that it was written by a man who drinks lattés a lot and complains about nightclubs "not having enough room to dance properly". I would also postulate that when jerking off he likes to spray it all over his own chest and then sleep in it, thus meaning his belly button must smell vile.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have got to say that this is great alter-dedication. Well done.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quand vous mentez à l'extérieur de mon ami le soleil vous brûlera.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:57:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:54:11 EDT (#)
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You dolts see fun in this? For shame on you all.
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If you expect us to believe this then Who's the dolt?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:54:56 EDT (#)
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I cant get over MY AMORE.......
Oh it has tickled me, no one else but me. But hehe.
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:54:11 EDT (#)
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You dolts see fun in this? For shame on you all.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:54:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:53:16 EDT (#)
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I've lost almost all respect for you. Your body which you shared with me (I thought it was ONLY me)
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Thats a little naive these days.
I think the Meeley Jacques fun should have been dealt with so much better than this. It had such potential and I feel it was completely wasted.
Oh well, till next alter.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:53:14 EDT (#)
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If you had a bigger penis none of this would have happened, I'm sure.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-13 06:51:18 EDT (#)
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For Christ's sake, my amore
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Ahahahahahahhahaha
HAHA!