Living Testament (690 hits)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-09-13 11:27:06 EDT
I spit formaldehyde onto my lesion covered lover, rinsing the mold that was starting to cover the corpulent mass sitting below me. I love the taste of rotten flesh mixed with formaldehyde. My penis creeps measure by measure into the rotten cavity, the stiff walls clasping around my turgid cock making me wince in pleasure. My body convulses and stiffens as I feel the tip of my penis, the most sensitive part, creeping inside of my lover's vagina, slipping through the rotted hole right into her anal passages. I shudder in ecstasy.
My motion is relentless, the moisture of formaldehyde serves as a great lubricant and I continue to pump, thrusting my way into the inner beauty of my lifeless partner. She whispers in my ear "fuck me harder...fuck me harder." I oblige, parting her legs with my hands so I can get deeper. Her reflexes clamp her legs around my thighs so I spread my legs which in turns opens hers.
She's taking all of me in stride, guttural sounds escaping in the form of gargled 'oooh's and 'ahhh's' making me want to continue. I want to pleasure my mate endlessly. She has the soul of taffy, malleable to me and only me. If I could just let her know that I am the only one she needs, that I'll always be there for her, that I can't wait to make a family then I will be complete.
I'm close to finishing now.
I sink in, squat my chest down to touch her splitting skin, my forehead in the nape of her neck. I place one hand on the small of her back forcing myself yet deeper into her womanhood, the other hand wraps gently around her face and grabs some hair. It pulls right out of her scalp and I reach for another handful. Another, and another, and another until it's all out save a few scraggly pieces here and there. I grab her hair, it smells of vinegar from the formaldehyde and the lavender soap that I remember. I put in in my mouth.
I ejaculate in her cold body, the coolness temporarily warmed around my penis from the friction. I remove the hair from my mouth and wad it up. I form a ball of hair the size of a tennis ball and pack her vagina tight as to not let anything escape. She will have my child whether she likes it or not. It maybe rape, it might not be.
You can't rape the willing, eh? Can you rape the dead?
User Reviews
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was marvelous! The gratuitous aliteration alone was very fun for me, but then I am easily amused.
Anyway, 10 out of 10!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 03:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quite possibly one of the sickest things on Uber and flip me, that is saying something.
So +1 But I really dont think this made me smile, I think I was a little bit sick in my mouth though.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-14 03:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
duuude
disgusting and awesome and i popped little boner
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-13 18:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate the story still.
But +2 I have no self-irony at the moment.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know what you mean, I get discriminated against all the time on Über.
Apparently you have to actually write something worth a shit to get a decent rating, go figure.
Sounds suspiciously like effort to me.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha @ haiku review. My problem with fey lies strictly within her ostentatious attitude; to feel like the uber editor, while so pompously pointing out the flaws other, and to be such a stunned cunt when they point out hers. I take criticism and may bitch while doing it, however, I never feel like I'm better than any of you...I know I am :) All seriousness, I have no problem with fey. She claims that I posture when in fact it is her that does so. I just use this place as my wastebasket. I'm perfectly capable of pumping out stunning posts but why should I? It is damn near impossible for me to get an honest rating so I don't bother. Take this post for example. I now spend no more than 15 minutes on any post. If someone else had posted this I have no doubt that it would be received more openly. I don't care about the ratings, surely, but you get my point. If not, I can continue to be my selfish, ego-inflated, asshole self...you guys need that around here.
toodles...
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=355708808082112148
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you seemed like some retarded Goth kid, I would be forced to -2 this into oblivion.
I just...really wish you didn't attach that picture man...fuck.
P.S. What the hell is the deal with you and fey? I remember you rating her positively for the most part with storm. Also, I should add that in the middle of writing this P.S. nonsense, I left to go take a shit. Just so Über knows I still have my priorities straight.
Taking shits = more important than über
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
no comment, I guess.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:31:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
... but you are told personally and relentlessly ...
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So who do you know that I know...personally? I made a comment that got under your skin, as in through the internet, right out of your computer and literally in to your skin?
I don't posture on the internet, dumb lady. I use it as playground, this site too. It's nice of you to join me down here and shout your seething comments at me from that perch you are sitting on. At a cursory glance, you and your musings come off more arrogant and snobbish than any criticisms I've seen around here. Little tidbits here, little tidbits there, who really cares.
Sure you're a better writer, but do I try? No, I watch people like you pour effort onto the page and come by with my 'honest' critique that I though this was a bland, boring subject and you get all huffy, come to my post and cry about it.
Now that I'm done, you can climb back on the horse you rode in on and do whatever it is that you do.
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this was a most awesome burn, well put my friend
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Holy slurptastic, batman.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is fiction no longer an accepted genre around here? Hello?
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And you're one to talk?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Internet feuding aside, ew.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*Huuuuuuuurk*
Foul...just foul.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-12 09:31:40 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
... but you are told personally and relentlessly ...
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So who do you know that I know...personally? I made a comment that got under your skin, as in through the internet, right out of your computer and literally in to your skin?
I don't posture on the internet, dumb lady. I use it as playground, this site too. It's nice of you to join me down here and shout your seething comments at me from that perch you are sitting on. At a cursory glance, you and your musings come off more arrogant and snobbish than any criticisms I've seen around here. Little tidbits here, little tidbits there, who really cares.
Sure you're a better writer, but do I try? No, I watch people like you pour effort onto the page and come by with my 'honest' critique that I though this was a bland, boring subject and you get all huffy, come to my post and cry about it.
Now that I'm done, you can climb back on the horse you rode in on and do whatever it is that you do.
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this was a most awesome burn, well put my friend
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 12:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ej, are you kidding me. I'm a one track minded corpse fucker. Why just last night I found an opossum on the side of the road and fucked it. I like fucking dead people. I visit old folks homes when corpses run dry just because they are as close as I can get. And I seriously haven't seen that much of necrophilia shit on here, and especially not to this degree. Perhaps I'm wrong. Oh well, it was just short story...who cares, really.
Good day. I'm dreaming of beer...is that bad?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-09-13 12:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll say this bro, in response to you question, fiction is accepted however this story or type of story has been done countless times on this site and therefor just not that interesting. Aside from that your writting doesn't carry your voice. I don't think you talk or think the way this is written so it makes the whole thing feel like you're trying to hard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never accepted it.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is fiction no longer an accepted genre around here? Hello?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*telephone rings*
"Hello."
"Hello. May I speak with Shape Shifter, please?"
"Yes, who's calling?"
"Sigmund Freud."
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Corpulent.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
um...... ew?
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gross
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Fuck Me Dead"
I don't like the name tag between your toes.
I don't like the snot running out of your nose.
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close.
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in.
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been.
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Every new girl's another three day affair.
I got to be gentle not to pull out your hair.
It really doesn't matter if she's gray haired and old.
It really doesn't matter if she's too young and cold.
Smiling in emergency a drag your O.K.
I'd rather make it with you when you're DOA.
Lying there stiff when it's time to play.
I can't wait till the undertaker goes away.
Hanging upside down when you're getting drained.
S&M pleasure on the wall when you're chained.
When you splatter love juices still remain and baby how I love you when you fuck me dead.
Baby I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby, baby, I'll hold you close.
Quick, quick before you decompose.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead.
Baby how I love it when you fuck.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if her nose starts running it means she's full.
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Best review thus far.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if her nose starts running it means she's full.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are one sick fuck.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was too gross for me to get past the first paragraph, so I'll just leave a +2 in case it was good.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dark and demented... Well Done!!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It didn't make me smile, not one bit, mostly I cringed, but very well written all the same.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was disgusting. Awesome.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I raped your mum