DSPT: Lack of proper explanation to follow (3410 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.51 on 375 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by katy (View user info) at 2007-09-13 12:49:39 EDT
Damn Sexy Post Thursday.
I, Noonie, Love this man with all my Noo Joiseee heart.
He's sorry, but he doesn't love me and never will.
:'(
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-19 02:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 09:53:09 EDT (#)
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i can't tell if that's stupidity or sarcasm below.
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-09-18 02:27:10 EDT (#)
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You know...I am actually not much of a Vin Diesel fan...
Too...something.
Perhaps bald
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:23:30 EDT (#)
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I don't care about your tits but everytime your box comes under discussion, I'm there, dude.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-17 02:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HOW is this most heated???????????
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because i am endearing solely due to the fact i have tits.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-17 03:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really dont want too +2 The Rock
BUT
The Rock says you should know your role and shut your mouth! Let the Rock tell you something you overgrown 500 pound bags of Monkey Crap, The Rock says that he is 3 seconds and The Rock means 3 seconds away from laying the Smackdown! on your candy ass!
IF YOU SMELL LALALLALALLALALALALALALALALA
;)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-17 02:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Vin Diesel.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-09-17 02:01:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
HOW is this most heated???????????
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-16 21:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
He is a fine piece of sex beef.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-16 00:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:05:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:59:46 EDT (#)
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Not that ol' Dwayne couldn't show you a good time, or anything.
I would just be careful when you sit on his face.
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HAHAHAHAHAAA
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:59:46 EDT (#)
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A friend of mine owns an efx house in LA. Does stuff for film and TV.
He made a life-sized dummy of me as a gift a few years ago which I used to great effect at a party.
I had to sit for lifecasting, which is when you are covered with some plaster-of-paris type material, you remain still until it hardens, it's cut off and filled with algenate (I think), which retains the form but is soft and pliable.
Anyway, when they do the head, everything is covered except for breathing holes over your nostrils.
I actually fell asleep, which he found really funny because apparently some people get really claustrophobic and even have panic attacks.
He told me about when he made a cast of The Rock for The Mummy.
My buddy said The Rock completely freaked out, almost crying, and ripped off all the stuff before it was ready three times in a row.
They finally called his doctor and sedated him or something.
Not that ol' Dwayne couldn't show you a good time, or anything.
I would just be careful when you sit on his face.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:30:18 EDT (#)
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wow, Caul... just wow.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:08:27 EDT (#)
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i'll be 30 minutes from the US border at 19h00 tonight.
any american in new england wants to get raped?
guy or girl...doesn't matter...i just wanna have the empowering feeling of drinking the fluids of freedom.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:51:04 EDT (#)
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I can dig it though, in the US isn't it like something you can claim benefit for? As in 'hey, I suffer from cystic fibrosis AND I dig guys in uniform with short hair' and the government are all 'yeah man, you're in NEED' sort of thing."
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Can't claim benefit for that, dude. Can't even get it covered by insurance because it's a pre-existing condition.
Uniforms and short hair though... that, they have 12 step programs and government funded rehab for.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am not ashamed to admit that I own two separate "The Rock" T-shirts.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
IF YA SMEEEELLLLLLLLLL, WHAT THA ROCK, IS COOKING....
DAAAA, NANANAAA, DANANANANA NAAAA, THE ROCK SAYS....
You roody poo, candy ass and all the rest...
Monkey crap...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Behind my erstwhile appearence and stylistic turn of phrase beats the heart of the very lowest common denominator.
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french?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Behind my erstwhile appearence and stylistic turn of phrase beats the heart of the very lowest common denominator.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jumpin' Methuselah, I leave you shmoes alone for 18 hours and this post turns into a huge fuckfest about Millenium Falcons flying out of inion's vajayjay and Shlongy getting a sex change?
Yup, it's shit like this that makes me laugh so hard, I keep coming back.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 08:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
awww berty :(
but i like you does that make you chav scum? with a posher accent of course.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-14 07:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
ligation..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I clicked on this and thought:
"Damn man, Katy is all into Vin Diesels white trash, central America, groove? Well geez, I guess she did get involved with fellas from the milit'ry with their metodical approach and damaged concept of human emotion. I can dig it though, in the US isn't it like something you can claim benefit for? As in 'hey, I suffer from cystic fibrosis AND I dig guys in uniform with short hair' and the government are all 'yeah man, you're in NEED' sort of thing."
Then I realised it was The Rock who is a much classier person. He is like executive white trash.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 03:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apparently he has balls like prunes
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
he's gone all Disney
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
P.S. - I met him and shook his hand. They are big and soft.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I love this man, and I love you.
+1 because you could have found a better picture!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
didja know The Rock is samoan and grew up a few suburbs away from me?
I've tried stalking his cousins. well not really, they are friends of my neighbours who are also samoan.
YAY SAMOANS
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You haven't been here long enough to reference that joke.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-13 18:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
only not a -2 because it alludes to my little piece of interweb greatness
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:03:03 EDT (#)
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are you swedish or do you just live there? where were you born and raised? where do you have citizenship?
when will i be less nosy?
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I'm Swedish and a New Zealander. Dual citizenship. Born NZ, raised both. Never? 'Sokay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pretty pathetic, isn't it?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:14:55 EDT (#)
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Major heat off a picture of a so-so actor. This is what gets Ubersite cookin'.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:13:59 EDT (#)
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haha perfect.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:12:01 EDT (#)
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in the butt!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:11:42 EDT (#)
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What what?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 17:01:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:59:28 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
And THIS, ladies and gents, is why I'd like Anansie to bang me from the rear
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:21:30 EDT (#)
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in other news, I'm in tired/geek mode today and my glasses are bugging me
weeeps
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My knee-jerk reaction to this was "nobody cares... show us your hole." It was then that I realized that I've been on this site far, far, too long.
And THIS, ladies and gents, is why I'd like to bang Anansie...from the rear.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:54:24 EDT (#)
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i can'ts leep either :(
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes, you're prolly right.
maybe less low blood sugar and more complete lack of sleep for a week.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:46:02 EDT (#)
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I think Crystle's blood sugar is a litle low.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
grrr... very grrrr
tasteoFtree-ringedmonkeys
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:42:55 EDT (#)
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Tasteortree-ringedmonkeys below
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:37:37 EDT (#)
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sad truth below
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:37:34 EDT (#)
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centimeters. christ i'm tired.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:37:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:25:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha - that's hysterical
and I got the "DO NOT PUT A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE" reference right away - which means I've been here too long as well.
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Pffft I can remember when ATTN GHEY MENZ was shiny and new
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you can tell his age by the centimeter's of hairline he's slowly lost to his forehead. kind of like trees and rings.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:34:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 21:25:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha - that's hysterical
and I got the "DO NOT PUT A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE" reference right away - which means I've been here too long as well.
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Pffft I can remember when ATTN GHEY MENZ was shiny and new
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy, surprisingly, you'd be one of the 5 I'd share a beer with, however, I do not love you.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:31:19 EDT (#)
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i didn't say i lived in stamford.
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:26:07 EDT (#)
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I lived in Stamford until I was 18. It's not a small town at all. And Rihanna lives here!
/gay
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha - that's hysterical
and I got the "DO NOT PUT A BUNCH OF COCKS ON UBERSITE" reference right away - which means I've been here too long as well.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:24:54 EDT (#)
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I mean, I'm not even interested in looking at holes... and that was my first thought. WTF.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:24:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:21:30 EDT (#)
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in other news, I'm in tired/geek mode today and my glasses are bugging me
weeeps
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My knee-jerk reaction to this was "nobody cares... show us your hole." It was then that I realized that I've been on this site far, far, too long.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in other news, I'm in tired/geek mode today and my glasses are bugging me
weeeps
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:41:14 EDT (#)
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bwahahaha, I try the least hard at fitting in here. That's why I'm such a cock. I don't like any of you on a personal level. You're all imaginary people to me. I think you may have me confused with another member of shit site, unless of course you are being sarcastic. I would seriously meet with about 5 people on this site and the rest I couldn't be arsed to care whether they live or die. That may sound harsh, but I don't get caught up in making internet friends. I go out and drink my life away with inconsequential acquaintances.
Cheers!
Liar. It's obvious that you LOVE Shlongy.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, yes, "all the men see Method's back at the end of the night."
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
METHOD's BACK! WOOO!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've missed George.
He's the funniest gay man on Uber.
way funnier than JonnyX
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:04:16 EDT (#)
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OH THTOP IT THILLY BUNTH
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 16:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exhibiting great taste in women below (because he prefers men so he doesn't view women as objects).
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:58:01 EDT (#)
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teh hotness below
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:55:55 EDT (#)
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yeah, my bad, sorry 'bout that.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 11:21:09 PDT (#)
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less than two hours, number 3 on most heated. wtf?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:55:35 EDT (#)
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I REALLY should read before I rate.
WOOHOO MUDWHISTLE!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:49:30 EDT (#)
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O-man lies.
I've seen him with midgets.
MIDGETS, I tell you!
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Like I said. Valerie's the exception.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:44:41 EDT (#)
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Besides, like it says on the sign: "You Must Be _____ Tall To Ride the Orgasmatron."
Valerie's the only exception. The end.
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How tall would that be, hmmmm?
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One inch shorter than you, obviously. Rawr.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:44:41 EDT (#)
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Besides, like it says on the sign: "You Must Be _____ Tall To Ride the Orgasmatron."
Valerie's the only exception. The end.
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<3 I'd MAKE it fit.
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How tall would that be, hmmmm?
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Must be something over 5'0, since I'm the exception.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:49:30 EDT (#)
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O-man lies.
I've seen him with midgets.
MIDGETS, I tell you!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:48:18 EDT (#)
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Heh...
JonnyX is like the kid who FINALLY gets the joke right before he goes to sleep.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:48:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides, like it says on the sign: "You Must Be _____ Tall To Ride the Orgasmatron."
Valerie's the only exception. The end.
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How tall would that be, hmmmm?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't you really camwhore Jonny?
I'm pretty sure at least a few people on Uber have seen you.
Who would get hurt?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bamf - check yer emails
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:46:25 EDT (#)
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Red, unfortunately that link is blocked for me. If the filename has anything to do with it...I'm not arguing with you, rather f.y.i.'ing you. Have a good day, and I mean that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-13 10:46:03 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-13 13:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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no, it's lives in England - same thing
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Typical fucking grotesque yank.
Europe = MORE THAN ONE FUCKING COUNTRY YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
And I live in Sweden.
I'm comfortable telling you that because a) you have the IQ of a ping pong ball so you'll forget it in 30 seconds flat and b) you have no fucking clue where it is.
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I had just assumed you were English because of your bad teeth and ridiculous hair, sorry.
Now take a boat to the Åland Islands and kill yourself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides, like it says on the sign: "You Must Be _____ Tall To Ride the Orgasmatron."
Valerie's the only exception. The end.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Woah.
*waits patiently for God Schlongy to put the infidel in his place*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:44:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sico
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/internet-argument-lose.php?page=1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could never insert myself into Shlongy. The sex alone would kill him.
Not like 'his heart wouldn't take it' or anything. I'm worried about his colon tearing like that guy in Washington state who died after letting a horse have sex with him.
My refusal to show him the unknown pleasures of the Orgasmatron - and mind you, I've gotten far too many emails and phone calls from him begging for it - is the only thing keeping this website's favorite short pump alive.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Confused @ anansie.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:41:14 EDT (#)
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bwahahaha, I try the least hard at fitting in here. That's why I'm such a cock. I don't like any of you on a personal level. You're all imaginary people to me. I think you may have me confused with another member of shit site, unless of course you are being sarcastic. I would seriously meet with about 5 people on this site and the rest I couldn't be arsed to care whether they live or die. That may sound harsh, but I don't get caught up in making internet friends. I go out and drink my life away with inconsequential acquaintances.
Cheers!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:40:33 EDT (#)
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besmirching the Shlongy name
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SACRILIGE!
Death...DEATH to the Infidel!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:39:38 EDT (#)
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I mean haven't you done this dance long enough? Who cares about may/december, when it's right, it's right.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't you two fuck already?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's HIM???
I HEARD that someone was up to no good, besmirching the Shlongy name.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No woman in her right mind would call me Shlongy. So of course I've never heard that before, Dipshit Diane. I'm sorry if you're at that point in your life when your refractory period can take anywhere between "an episode of Newhart" and "the entirety of Ken Burns' Civil War documentary," and I understand if you want to vent some of that frustration.
Besides, I've typically found that after I've made a woman come a good eleven or twelve times she has nothing much to say but "thank you." Maybe some giggling or something, but the rest is usually unintelligable.
Shoe.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wait, how the hell did you find my picture?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:37:43 EDT (#)
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LIAR below!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:31:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Rock would just drop a People's Elbow on Noonie's vicious, heavy-pelted undercarriage and call it a day.
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Oh please, he'd just fall in and get digested along with everything else.
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The millenium falcon could escape noonie's maw. It could do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs
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Well, it did escape the exploding death star.
...
Does anyone want to draw a correlation to that one or have we ran this into the ground yet?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:35:07 EDT (#)
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i am not furry :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:33:27 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmo, you fucking Queen of the Circle Jerk:
No woman has EVER said that to Shlongy.
The thing I hear most is..."How much time do you need to get ready to fuck me again, Shlongy"?
I GUARANTEE you've not heard that one before, sally.
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Well - except at the weekends when O is pretending to be you
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:34:07 EDT (#)
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NOTHING escapes Noonie's maw.
it's like a black hole...except, you know, furry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmo, you fucking Queen of the Circle Jerk:
No woman has EVER said that to Shlongy.
The thing I hear most is..."How much time do you need to get ready to fuck me again, Shlongy"?
I GUARANTEE you've not heard that one before, sally.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:31:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Rock would just drop a People's Elbow on Noonie's vicious, heavy-pelted undercarriage and call it a day.
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Oh please, he'd just fall in and get digested along with everything else.
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The millenium falcon could escape noonie's maw. It could do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:27:47 EDT (#)
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The Rock would just drop a People's Elbow on Noonie's vicious, heavy-pelted undercarriage and call it a day.
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Oh please, he'd just fall in and get digested along with everything else.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:27:44 EDT (#)
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O-man is about to make me piss myself.
...Fucker, I'm sending you the damn dry-cleaning bill.
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It wouldn't be the first time I've made a bald, pale gothman pee himself.
It would, however, be the first time I haven't gotten paid for it.
Shlongy, I dare say anything would help to improve your nether regions you shortdicked ball-less shoe. It must be terrible to have women ask you why you're built like a Ken doll below the belt.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:29:51 EDT (#)
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I dunno.
The Rock looks like he's familiar with the word 'fist' being a verb...
...ick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:29:32 EDT (#)
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haven't you ever seen baseketball?
just move to san fran.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:23:53 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get a fucking chat room....Jesus Christ. On the off chance that I could be included in this circle jerk, Red, please tell me how you measure me. I'm ooOH so curious.
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*holds up ruler*
I dunno really. I think you should relax a bit and be a bit more human you know? Try less hard and don't get so wrapped up in stuff. I'm sure you've got your life sorted and all - but you always seem to be trying ever so hard to fit in on Uber. It's a bit offputting.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice heat...I'M HAVING SURGERY TO ADD A VAGINA TO MY NETHER REGION NEXT WEEK.
I HOPE THAT HELPS!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Rock would just drop a People's Elbow on Noonie's vicious, heavy-pelted undercarriage and call it a day.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
O-man is about to make me piss myself.
...Fucker, I'm sending you the damn dry-cleaning bill.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:26:47 EDT (#)
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you never know. that may be his nitch.
plus there's always blowjobs.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:25:27 EDT (#)
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Someone should send this thread to the rock.
Of course once he found out you had a sandy, toothed, tentacled, tongue-with-teethed, bronze-dizzolving, deep, dark hole from which no man can ever escape, your chances are pretty much blown.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:24:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:20:29 EDT (#)
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It must be really annoying to constantly be told to get the sand out of your vagina.
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omg i'm crying trying not to lol now.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:24:12 EDT (#)
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Noonie's vajayjay has little Ugnaut henchmen that sedate or charm its victims so it may feast upon them whole and with relative ease. When they are not walking the streets seeking souls the Ugnauts recline in her swampy fur, using stretches of hair as hammocks and basking in the whiff of certain doom emanating from the blackhearted mouth below the bush.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:23:53 EDT (#)
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Get a fucking chat room....Jesus Christ. On the offshoot that I could be included in this circle jerk, Red, please tell me how you measure me. I'm ooOH so curious.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:22:36 EDT (#)
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...unless he's made of bronze, of course.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:21:31 EDT (#)
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Get the Bounty out of your vagina!
it takes 1000 years to dissolve fully.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:21:23 EDT (#)
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TTOM wil ALWAYS be a wombat-fucker.
Once you go wombat, you...
uh...
never stop?
*slaps face*
So...Lame...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:20:29 EDT (#)
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It must be really annoying to constantly be told to get the sand out of your vagina.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:20:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:37 EDT (#)
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I need help, my racism is out of control, you dagos.
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IT'S DIEGO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:19:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:15:16 BST (#)
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Noonie's vajayjay:
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/grillsjpg_1.JPG
You just have to turn your head sideways to get an accurate representation.
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I thought that said "grilled spic dot jpg"
I need help, my racism is out of control, you dagos.
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it's a nice change from being a wombat diddler.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:18:36 EDT (#)
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...and O-man is beginning to scare me.
*Sssshhloorrrrp-pop*
...
Oh fuck, not again.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:18:13 EDT (#)
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It's like that scene where Han Solo gets frozen in Carbonite - and is a trophy on someone's wall forever
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:18:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:18 EDT (#)
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GODDAMN YOU YOU ATE BOBA FETT YOU WHORE!
You're dead to me. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
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does this mean i get her condo?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:15:16 BST (#)
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Noonie's vajayjay:
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/grillsjpg_1.JPG
You just have to turn your head sideways to get an accurate representation.
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I thought that said "grilled spic dot jpg"
I need help, my racism is out of control, you dagos.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:16:04 EDT (#)
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Sarlac
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rest my case.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:18 EDT (#)
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GODDAMN YOU YOU ATE BOBA FETT YOU WHORE!
You're dead to me. You're more dead to me than your dead mother.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:17:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:23 EDT (#)
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Noonie brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
arghh no no no - god no - it burns - aiiiiiiiii it burns!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA--okay, no more typed out laughter.
But this made me laugh like nobodies buisiness.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:16:04 EDT (#)
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Sarlac
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:52 EDT (#)
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Note the hair.
I TOLD YOU SO.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:50 EDT (#)
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Cunny is a nice word
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:42 EDT (#)
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Er, I mean 'long'
*slaps face*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:36 EDT (#)
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actually it's more like that thing from starwars in the desert.
i can't remember the name though.
*waits for nerd to do my work*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:30 EDT (#)
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This is the part where I drag up that old bit about your cunny being the watcher in the water.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:23 EDT (#)
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Noonie brings all the boys to the yard
and they're like
arghh no no no - god no - it burns - aiiiiiiiii it burns!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:15:16 EDT (#)
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Noonie's vajayjay:
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/grillsjpg_1.JPG
You just have to turn your head sideways to get an accurate representation.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:14:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:11:52 EDT (#)
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Stomach Cavity Retreat: GO!
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*Shhhlllooorrrrp-pop*
Gawdammit, Redie.
Do you have any IDEA how lond it takes for them to leave the 'panic room'?
DO YOU?!?!?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:13:51 EDT (#)
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243 what the dude?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:13:34 EDT (#)
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haha, all this from a picture of the rock? uber is such a silly little place.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:13:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 20:12:29 BST (#)
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Much laughing @ Anansie.
I am now officialy afraid of Noonie's naughty bits.
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www.scaredofnooniesnoonie.org
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:12:58 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:12:29 EDT (#)
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Much laughing @ Anansie.
I am now officialy afraid of Noonie's naughty bits.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:11:52 EDT (#)
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Stomach Cavity Retreat: GO!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:11:06 EDT (#)
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You're right. I imagine it would go more like this:
http://eeweems.com/goya/saturn.html
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:10:57 EDT (#)
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Geiger is a german speaking swissman. He must have all the nazi gold in the world!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:10:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:07:50 EDT (#)
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castration doesn't require the frank being cut off, just the beans.
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Three words: Stomach Cavity Retreat.
My genetalia mocks you!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:09:45 EDT (#)
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Noonie and the facehugger. Spot the similarity.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:09:06 EDT (#)
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christ people. my cunny is not from hr geiger drawings.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:07:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:04:03 EDT (#)
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Pretty sure that Noonie's noonie could dissolve mere bronze
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The bronze would have to get past the toungue with adamantium teeth anyway.
"I haven't seen anything like that, except molecular acid."
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:07:50 EDT (#)
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castration doesn't require the frank being cut off, just the beans.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:06:41 EDT (#)
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I'm happy to say that at the mere HINT of scissors, lil ChaosJester flees COMLPLETELY back to his cave.
...
Natural Castration protection--One of the hidden benefits to having a small wee-wee.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:05:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Great, PudWhistle's back and I've got the term "loaner boner" in my head.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
YET.
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Technically all boners are loaners since we don't get to keep them.
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I was thinking more along the lines of something a company would offer a man to use in place of his real stiffy. Like getting a car to ride around town in when yours is in the shop.
Here, I'll use it in a sentence: "I wouldn't fuck Noonie with a loaner boner."
ps - find my email somewhere on this site and drop me a line. I have some ideas about the D/V Bomb nonsense I'd like to bounce off you. And some things I'd like to have stick to you too.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:04:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:59:27 EDT (#)
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SWING MONKEY SWING
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Fuck...Yeah...
Red is cool.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:04:03 EDT (#)
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Pretty sure that Noonie's noonie could dissolve mere bronze
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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strong tourniquet, knife and a baby shoe bronzing kit and yes you do.
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<3
I think Caul should be afraid of you, not the other way around.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:01:35 EDT (#)
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goddammit noonie that was for Anansie, but you can be a sloppy hot mess too if you'd like!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:01:32 EDT (#)
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ok that wasn't meant for me.
bad aim.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:01:24 EDT (#)
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Technically all boners are loaners since we don't get to keep them.
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Noonie has a set of scissors and a freezer for that problem
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:01:15 EDT (#)
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sloppy hot mess below
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Great, PudWhistle's back and I've got the term "loaner boner" in my head.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
YET.
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Technically all boners are loaners since we don't get to keep them.
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strong tourniquet, knife and a baby shoe bronzing kit and yes you do.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:59:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Great, PudWhistle's back and I've got the term "loaner boner" in my head.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
YET.
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Technically all boners are loaners since we don't get to keep them.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:59:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:58:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:54:19 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry but it is really really REALLY hard for me to fear a canadian.
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have u ever met one? we might be terrifying creature and u wouldn't know.
after all, some backward british town put an actual monkey on trial for spying during the napoleonic wars. the poor monkey washed ashore from french vessels and was hung because it wouldn't answer questions from the magistrate.
true story.
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yes i have. he was not fearsome.
and that sounds familiar.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:59:27 EDT (#)
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after all, some backward british town put an actual monkey on trial for spying during the napoleonic wars. the poor monkey washed ashore from french vessels and was hung because it wouldn't answer questions from the magistrate.
true story.
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hartlepool
Just down the road from me
SWING MONKEY SWING
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:58:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:54:19 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry but it is really really REALLY hard for me to fear a canadian.
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have u ever met one? we might be terrifying creature and u wouldn't know.
after all, some backward british town put an actual monkey on trial for spying during the napoleonic wars. the poor monkey washed ashore from french vessels and was hung because it wouldn't answer questions from the magistrate.
true story.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:57:54 EDT (#)
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holy heat batman!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:57:48 EDT (#)
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ahahahhaha!!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:57:05 EDT (#)
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Great, PudWhistle's back and I've got the term "loaner boner" in my head.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
YET.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:55:21 EDT (#)
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by horrible diet you mean 3 liquid meals a day right?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:54:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaiOC6vIz0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:54:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:53:16 BST (#)
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and jaundice. i mean how else do you get so yellow?
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Photoshop - you stupid dakini
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:54:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:53:16 EDT (#)
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and jaundice. i mean how else do you get so yellow?
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the british have atrophied livers due to their horrible terrible diet.
as for their skin complexion, i have no explanation. it's just so nasty.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:54:19 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry but it is really really REALLY hard for me to fear a canadian.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:53:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:51:50 EDT (#)
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i don't live in fairfield, i live in fairfield COUNTY.
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i'm trying to spook you :-(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:53:16 EDT (#)
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and jaundice. i mean how else do you get so yellow?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:52:15 EDT (#)
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I am now propagating the story that all us chinese have tiny jub jubs
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:52:01 EDT (#)
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ouch...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:51:50 EDT (#)
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i don't live in fairfield, i live in fairfield COUNTY.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:51:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:50:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:40:31 EDT (#)
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Hey...just because SCOURGE wasn't man enough to handle you, doesn't mean we're ALL bad...
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i don't fuck STD riddled chicks from new jersey, dude.
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nope, only ct.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:51:01 EDT (#)
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i'm going to fairfield, CT tomorrow night. can't wait.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:50:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:40:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:38:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:23:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:22:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:16:23 BST (#)
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ttom! how are wombats hung?
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Mightily
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then dear captain thorns can quit the weeping.
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Indeed. I just looked it up for myself:
"The [wombat] penis is approximately 100 mm long. The glans penis is bifurcate for approximately 15 mm from the distal end and posterior to this is a series of backward facing spines. The retracted penis is held in an S-bend by the retractor muscles."
For an animal averaging 23 kg and a head and body length of 850 mm, that IS a mighty penis, indeed.
*sticks chest out proudly*
So, noonie, what time would you like me to arrange your flight tickets to central Illinois, then?
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i have bad memories of illinois. so scratch that idea.
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Hey...just because SCOURGE wasn't man enough to handle you, doesn't mean we're ALL bad...
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i don't fuck STD riddled chicks from new jersey, dude.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:50:36 EDT (#)
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YES!!!! LOOK WHO'S BACK LADIES...BRING ON THE PANTIES!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:50:05 EDT (#)
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small cock below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:49:07 EDT (#)
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CHINK thank you very mucH!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:48:19 EDT (#)
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yeah but red's a jew so he's a darkie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:38:04 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:36:18 EDT (#)
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did you just call me Square Head?
Wtf?
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it's the name we give to anglos.
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Thats what we called Germans in WW2.
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german...english...same ugly ass blonde people with block heads.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:45:12 EDT (#)
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Hasta manana gringos y gringas. I'm off to play with my wombat-proportioned self...at a gig tonight.
And I fully expect this to be retained on Most Heated when I return in the morning.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:42:37 EDT (#)
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my aunt and her clan have like a hundred little halfbreed kids running around norwich and the surrounding towns.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:41:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:45 EDT (#)
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katy, you anywhere near Norwich...I spent time there as a kid...what a black city.....er I mean...ethnic
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i had to mapquest norwich. outside fairfield county there are only three other towns of note. hartford (the capitol), new haven (ikea), and mystic (the pizza).
norwich is about 100 miles way from me and so is basically as far away from me you can get while still remaining in this tiny tiny state. we don't got no black folks here. fucking butt ton of south americans though.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:40:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:35:09 EDT (#)
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Stalker Below...
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you're goth. i'm automatically above you.
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You're Canadian.
I'm not.
'Nuff said, goth 'r not.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:40:31 EDT (#)
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ttom! how are wombats hung?
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Mightily
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then dear captain thorns can quit the weeping.
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Indeed. I just looked it up for myself:
"The [wombat] penis is approximately 100 mm long. The glans penis is bifurcate for approximately 15 mm from the distal end and posterior to this is a series of backward facing spines. The retracted penis is held in an S-bend by the retractor muscles."
For an animal averaging 23 kg and a head and body length of 850 mm, that IS a mighty penis, indeed.
*sticks chest out proudly*
So, noonie, what time would you like me to arrange your flight tickets to central Illinois, then?
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i have bad memories of illinois. so scratch that idea.
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Hey...just because SCOURGE wasn't man enough to handle you, doesn't mean we're ALL bad...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:40:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:36:18 EDT (#)
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did you just call me Square Head?
Wtf?
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it's the name we give to anglos.
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Thats what we called Germans in WW2.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:39:03 EDT (#)
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Jesus.
This post is on fire.
I'm happy...and ducks are pretty...and TTOM's funny.
...
Either I'm getting an over-dose of endorphins or my sister put some of that 'special chocolate' she got from Amsterdam in my sweet cabinet.
Either way...yay for me!
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ttom! how are wombats hung?
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Mightily
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then dear captain thorns can quit the weeping.
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Indeed. I just looked it up for myself:
"The [wombat] penis is approximately 100 mm long. The glans penis is bifurcate for approximately 15 mm from the distal end and posterior to this is a series of backward facing spines. The retracted penis is held in an S-bend by the retractor muscles."
For an animal averaging 23 kg and a head and body length of 850 mm, that IS a mighty penis, indeed.
*sticks chest out proudly*
So, noonie, what time would you like me to arrange your flight tickets to central Illinois, then?
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i have bad memories of illinois. so scratch that idea.
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:36:18 EDT (#)
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did you just call me Square Head?
Wtf?
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it's the name we give to anglos.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:49 EDT (#)
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ttom! how are wombats hung?
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Mightily
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then dear captain thorns can quit the weeping.
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Indeed. I just looked it up for myself (http://www.deh.gov.au/biodiversity/abrs/publications/fauna-of-australia/pubs/volume1b/32-ind.pdf):
"The [wombat] penis is approximately 100 mm long. The glans penis is bifurcate for approximately 15 mm from the distal end and posterior to this is a series of backward facing spines. The retracted penis is held in an S-bend by the retractor muscles."
For an animal averaging 23 kg and a head and body length of 850 mm, that IS a mighty penis, indeed.
*sticks chest out proudly*
So, noonie, what time would you like me to arrange your flight tickets to central Illinois, then?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:45 EDT (#)
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katy, you anywhere near Norwich...I spent time there as a kid...what a black city.....er I mean...ethnic
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:38 EDT (#)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=355708808082112148
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:35:09 EDT (#)
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Stalker Below...
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you're goth. i'm automatically above you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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ttom! how are wombats hung?
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Mightily
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then dear captain thorns can quit the weeping.
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Indeed. I just looked it up for myself:
"The [wombat] penis is approximately 100 mm long. The glans penis is bifurcate for approximately 15 mm from the distal end and posterior to this is a series of backward facing spines. The retracted penis is held in an S-bend by the retractor muscles."
For an animal averaging 23 kg and a head and body length of 850 mm, that IS a mighty penis, indeed.
*sticks chest out proudly*
So, noonie, what time would you like me to arrange your flight tickets to central Illinois, then?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:36:40 EDT (#)
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um... small town in fairfield county.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:36:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:33:40 BST (#)
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BTW, I still think the Platypus would totally pwn that other spiky bastard.
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Male platypi are also the only venomous mammals on the planet, they have a spur on their hind legs they can use to slash stuff with.
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Which is why they kick all sorts o' ass.
Remember, if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:36:18 EDT (#)
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did you just call me Square Head?
Wtf?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:35:09 EDT (#)
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Stalker Below...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:34:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 19:33:40 BST (#)
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BTW, I still think the Platypus would totally pwn that other spiky bastard.
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Male platypi are also the only venomous mammals on the planet, they have a spur on their hind legs they can use to slash stuff with.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:34:48 EDT (#)
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connecticut. nutmeg state (i think). charter oak state according to our quarter and constitution state according to our license plates. means long tidal river in mashantucket or something. we are the birth place of george bush, the last four presidents went to yale (i think). stamford (my birthplace) ct is home of the wwe.
BUT! most exciting fact of all:
we were founded by a man named hooker!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:34:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:32:54 EDT (#)
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Noonie lives in Noo Joisseee
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stfu la tête-carrée, i'm asking her.
what city? i'm curious.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:33:53 EDT (#)
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IT'S MOIDA!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:33:40 EDT (#)
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BTW, I still think the Platypus would totally pwn that other spiky bastard.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-13 14:33:34 EDT (#)
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This dude is Tiff's gimme. When we were big into wrestling, mine was Trish Stratus. Of course that was before the days of Stacy Kiebler.
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