Attn: You (1250 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.05 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Steve St. Awesome (View user info) at 2007-09-13 22:25:09 EDT
Attn: You
To the disabled guy in my history class,
I am not paying tuition to watch you drool and bark like a seal when you are trying to communicate. I pay good money for this and I do not need fifteen minutes wasted every class to hear you try to talk about why Jamestown sucked so much. I already know it was the worst place on Earth. The second worse place on Earth is next to you, wiping the spit off your chin.
To the fucking douchebag in my English class who thinks he knows everything,
I swear to God I will ram Dracula down your throat if you do not shut the fuck up.
Jaw breaking time, fuck face.
Talk about Harry Potter again and I will kick your ass across campus, straight into the decorative pond filled with freshman vomit.
To YOU,
MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND ALREADY YOUR GAMES ARE GETTING OLD.
I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON. You know which one I'm talking about, too. The slutty one. In your bed.
To Jesus,
I came to church the other day and I still don't believe shit. Sorry, dude.
To Dad,
You rock, you rule, etc.
To Darko,
I cry at night and touch myself thinking about you.
To Hitler,
You rule! Prussia Power!
Fuck,
Steve
User Reviews
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-08-22 20:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hooray for not being dead!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-03 19:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
In Soviet Russia, post writes Steve :(
Submitted by Adam_Warlock (user info) at 2008-02-18 23:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-02-18 22:24:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I miss you and our fireside chats, deer friend.
And yes, I meant to put deer.
I love baby deers.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-29 00:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That will be the next thing I hear. I will search my record collection, and if that fails, the internet.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-09-28 16:54:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only listen to thirties German music, sung to the perpetrators at the height of their glory.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-27 23:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I keep coming back to read these, and now I must ask the following.
Do you know where I can get any good albums? The 33s. I'm looking for old blues albums, and I can't find working quality records.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fine sleep with my slutty friend.
He'll leave you with something special, I'm sure.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:29:10 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait a tick...jonnyx is theuniter. the uniter is jonnyx. theuniter is a MAN!
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TheUniter is Apollo/Cap'n Thorns - I've said that long ago.
As I've said MANY times, I don't do alters - I want all the hits for myself
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait a tick...jonnyx is theuniter. the uniter is jonnyx. theuniter is a MAN!
BARF!
*scrubs mouth with comet*
*burns clothes*
*takes a scalding hot shower and cries*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A rare miss...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Darko is so over-rated it's not even funny. Seriously, the guys a douchbag that sets up fake charity drives for dying children and pockets the money.
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Damnit, I wish I could pull that off.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whatever, i suck at life.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Harry Potter rules!
*Wheels self away, drooling and swearing on the forehead-stick-activated speak-n-say.*
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hahahahah
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-14 07:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You had a couple of good points, but this doesn't deserve a 1.13 in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-14 07:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
lumpectomy..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko is so over-rated it's not even funny. Seriously, the guys a douchbag that sets up fake charity drives for dying children and pockets the money.
THAT IS AN ACTUAL REAL FACT
I can honestly put my hand on my heart and swear that he is the second worst human being I have ever encountered. I think there is something wrong with his brain.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you're breathing up all my air, dick. stop that shit by dying.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 03:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So where the hell is Thorpe
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-14 02:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-13 23:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, seriously, WHERE IS DARKO?
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watching "Young Einstein" and masturbating in 4/4 time.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 02:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
St. Awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 00:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i usually just write these notes in my mind
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-14 00:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another win for steak
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-13 23:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darko's in the hospital with tertiary syphilis. He sends his regards.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-09-13 23:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STAY HIGH-SIDE STEVIE!! STAY HIGH-SIDE SON!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-13 23:03:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, seriously, WHERE IS DARKO?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To Stevie St Awesome;
You are only partially awesome.
now go cry in a dark room and cut yourself.
Done and done
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did you cry?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Harry Potter rules!
*Wheels self away, drooling and swearing on the forehead-stick-activated speak-n-say.*
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To Stevie St Awesome;
You are only partially awesome.
now go cry in a dark room and cut yourself.
Done and done
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i had a disabled guy in one of my classes, and we had to sit there while he prattled on about the book he wrote.
ok so he wrote a book. more than ive done, and with the added isse of having cerebral palsy or something else that fucks your body right over.
im sorry, but that doesnt make it good. we had to sit there for several classes while he read out excerpts. something i was happy to do once, give this guy the stage and whatnot, to give him a chance to have his achievement given the praise it was due. however the writing sucked and was jsut boring. i may well be going to hell, and im a bad bad person for saying so, but bad art is bad art regardless of the person creating and their personal circumstance. besides, his brain was perfectly good, so honestly he doesnt-
wait, i think i need to shut up now, i think i can actually hear satan rubbing his hands together.
basically, i feel your pain.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To Stevie St Awesome;
You are only partially awesome.
now go cry in a dark room and cut yourself.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-13 22:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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