Ubersite is teh Intarwebz Crack! (plus bonus Camwhore) (2269 hits)
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Submitted by ChaosJester <jesterfool18.at.excite.com> (View user info) at 2007-09-14 04:49:50 EDT
You know, eight months or so I was a relatively normal person. I got up in the morning, took a leisurely shower/shave. Had a bit of breakfast before coming into the office.
A typical day in said office would consist of working reasonably hard on a few projects while breaking up the monotony by playing a few minor on-line games. All-in-all, I was a fairly competent and diligent office drone.
Then I discovered the Ubersite and everything changed.
Now, I hurry in to the office early to see if anyone made any witty comments on my post in the six(ish) hours that I dragged myself away from my home computer to sleep. Most of my work days are spent either furiously typing to produce a story that will hopefully entertain or hovering over the Uber-home page while clicking 'Refresh' about six times a minute. I begrudge actually having to WORK, of all things, on projects and my co-workers/supervisors are likely to be greeted with a viscous snarl if they say anything besides 'Hello' or 'Is that the same suit you wore all last week?'.
I am amazed that I can still access this site from work.
In short, the Ubersite has turned me into a rabid, mutant badger/platypus.
Still, let it never be said that I have learned nothing from this forum. Below, I have compiled a list of current users and a few tidbits of information on them. Enjoy (or don't).
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Shlongy—My Dark Lord and Master. I sacrifice chickens nightly to the idol of His Magnificent Ass that I carved out of Ivory soap in the vain hope the He will bless me with His awesome sexual prowess.
Drogoroch—My sweet English Muffin. You make my nether regions tingle every time I smell pork. I still have aspirations of getting you too wasted to see and having my way with your doughy bum.
EmissionImpossible—Needs to get laid. Like, today.
HurtByTheSun—Ubersites younger, British, more elitist version of Shlongy, with bad hair and worse teeth. Who else can this noble website look to for guidance on obscure, garage music. Smooches, Carnie-Boy.
inion_de_trua—She who possesses the legendary, bronze-dissolving 'Naughty Bits of Doom'. Frankly, my privates have already fled to the safe harbor of my intestines. Still, for those who have the bravery and fortitude to risk life and limb, amazing treasures await.
LittleMonster—Untamed Cleavage. 'Nuff said.
Crystle—Made the list.
SGTHartman—Didn't.
The_taste_of_Monkeys—Funniest Scottsman on the Ubersite. Period. And I'm not just saying that 'cause he put me in one of his posts. If Drogo didn't already have my heart, I'd mail it to this joker. Plus, kilts make any man look sexy.
Ghola—I'd like, very much, to make this chica shriek like a spider monkey overdosing on epinephrine. Yee Haw.
KaosKing—My mortal enemy, Re: http://www.ubersite.com/m/108587. I SO wish I had your life. Except without the, you know, mental illness an' such.
Fey—A nimble woodland creature who dances about in her mythical Homeland of Sweden. Such delicious hate from an innocent sprite.
Merlina—The single, delicate flower thriving in the vast pile of excrement that is the Ubersite.
Tiger Lilly—The absolute coolest one-legged chica I know and my first pick for the next Uber 'Three-legged race'.
Caulincourt—French-Canadian. Ick.
Oathmeal—Cooler than I was led to believe (even if he does look like he could push me into the ground with his thumb).
TheUniter—Fuck the Uniter, with his 1.2439482 ½ ratings.
DeadToast—Still a parasite, even if he is funny.
Redskieslookfake—Not as funny as TTOM.
Shadow—Until, like, two days ago, I thought she was a dude.
Phuzzygish—South African. Doesn't like the darkies. Good thing I'm a Native American.
Skrapmetal—Ubersite's resident crafty veteran. You can stop pretending, we all know you have a basement devoted to surviving after the Armageddon.
Axolotl—Plots to overthrow the world. Dr. Evil's other son.
Orgasmatron—Better than Keats, wittier than Shakespeare, sexier than Martha Stewart. What more can I say?
Lambchop's Death Legion—Has the best Uber-handle. Period.
Sico/Flapjack/storm/Surgeon/ShapeShifter a.k.a. "Man of a Thousand Alters"--...Rating Pending, but this place wouldn't be the same without you (which in no way should discourage bart from banning your newest alter every week or so).
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Well, the list could go on and on, but I'm tired and, frankly, losing interest.
Hugs and Kisses to you all. Whether you've realized it or not, you all make my day on a continual basis. Thanks for that.
Peace, Bicthez!
User Reviews
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-01-27 14:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nurrrrrrrrr
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to say something but the picture at the end of the post pretty much explained it all.
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index.php? <----its not as good as the real thing man, but it's probably your only hope (NWS too)
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle—Made the list.
yeah!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-18 02:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-16 20:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never make it onto fucking lists
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no worries, the next time I make a hit whoring, lame post - Progr3ss will be at the top of my list.
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I wanna be on it for figuring out you are in fact a girlie no matter what these other wretches say!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-17 23:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not until you answer my emails about my computer problem
you don't have to protect your sack, who knows where that thing has been! i wouldn't go near it even to inflict pain.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mystia , you are 100% correct.
I love you, marry me?
<protects his sack>
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're addicted to it in it's current state?
man, it's a good thing you weren't around a few years ago. You would have had to be committed to an institution to leave the computer.
Uber seems pretty lame these days compared to what it used to be in 03-04.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dream of a mention one day.....
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-16 20:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never make it onto fucking lists
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no worries, the next time I make a hit whoring, lame post - Progr3ss will be at the top of my list.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-16 12:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u speld life rong.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-15 15:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a fly by, Rob.
Very busy lately.
You guys sure do love ubersite.
Good for you both.
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heh.
I enjoy all sorts of things, el smugo.
Busy is good.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just a fly by, Rob.
Very busy lately.
You guys sure do love ubersite.
Good for you both.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're the goth Rob Berg.
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Welcome back Zebra dear.
Will you be staying long - or is this another fly by?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:27:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're the goth Rob Berg.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...good listing skills there fella.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:41:37 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture made me fucking laugh!
you look like a longer, more deformed version of billy corgan
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+2 for that comment right there
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-15 04:42:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All the time, WJ.
It's my Special Power.
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Mine's drinking way too much so I think I'm invinsible.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 04:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never make it onto fucking lists.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-14 19:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, nice freakin dome man, u look like Mr. Clean.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NEVAR!
The body may fail and crumple, but THE SHINE LIVES ON!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
De-shine your head while you're at it, Giuliani.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry, your time will come.
Ass-kissing for all!
Just let me brush something off my nose first...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you know it
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:12:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jealous at not being metioned below...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a list of nobodies, ass-kisser.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...
(speechless @ scourge)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WQP is absolutely right.
see, the finger in a good flip off is supposed to be representative of the cock with which the fucking off is to be done. the knuckles are the nads with which to shoot the load all over he who is required to fuck off.
with that thumb up there...well it looks like you have some sort of genital growth, buddy. and really, who is going to take the suggestion to fuck off from some mutant genitaled freak?
not me.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I placed my camera on the top of a small stairway and stood at the bottom.
Oh, I'm smart, I am!
Nobody likes me in real life either.
:(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i wanna know who took the picture. tripod or someone who now thinks you are really are as weird as they thought you were.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps I'll try it with no thumb in my next camwhore.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All the time, WJ.
It's my Special Power.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you ever use your dome to blind drivers?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mr. Percy was flipping the bird in camwhores before it became trite. You should listen.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:23:10 EDT (#)
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I see what you're saying, but with no thumb, your hand is a fist with a big fuck you attached to it. A fist of flaming hate is more awesome than a gibbled hand motion, no?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I've often wondered about that myself.
It's just how I learned 'cause that's how I saw others doing it.
Now that I think about it though, I sort of prefer it.
To me, just sticking your middle finger up seems...stupid.
With my style, it's a whole hand movement, not just a finger.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've never understood why some people stick their thumbs out like that when they flip the bird.
It is as if your "Fuck You" is somewhat handicapped and needs to brace itself up to stand.
My "fuck yous" are thumb free, self-reliant, and handsome.
The thumb is reserved only for "hey, that's awesome".
What is your hand saying there? "Fuck you" AND "that's awesome"? That is just retarded. Get your digits in check, good sir.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heh.
Wondered if TTOM would pick up on that.
I could have said funniest fucker on the Ubersite, but then I probably wouldn't have been talkin' about you, would I?
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Oh come on, who'm I kiddin. You rock my face off 4 Lyfe.
;P
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The_taste_of_Monkeys—Funniest Scottsman on the Ubersite
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Because the list of Scottish uberers is just so huge.
Theres me, Mikethescottish (who dont come round much no more), Technoratty, Trout (Who dont come round at all no more) and Hurtbythesun (who doesnt really count)
I wish I could make money from doing what I do here, sadly being a mentalist has no monetary value.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you're just a dipshit
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just precise.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry Munkies...
There's just so many people I like 'round here.
Next time, k?
If it's any consolation, I forgot Forensicgirl3 too.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*flexes*
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*Flees*
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:47:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle—Made the list.
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This makes me laugh every time.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has GAY written all over it.
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For some strange reason I feel like a "sad panda" for being left out of your faggotry.
-2 for making me say I feel like a "sad panda"
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*flexes*
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has GAY written all over it.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I made a list, fucking sweet. Even though theres nothing about me on there. Meh who cares anyways.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
HAHAHA... *choke*
Thanks. I was taking a big gulp of coffee when I read my lil' tribute.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ChoasJester presents Uber: the Circle Jerk
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate name lists. They are part of the buddy buddy ass kissing bullshit that's slowly bringing about the utter demise of what was once so cool about ubersite.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that picture made me fucking laugh!
you look like a longer, more deformed version of billy corgan
+2 for you!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Captain Haddock, just ignore the comments they are quite frankly bollox.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskieslookfake—Not as funny as TTOM.
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get raped
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HurtByTheSun—Ubersites younger, British, more elitist version of Shlongy, with bad hair and worse teeth. Who else can this noble website look to for guidance on obscure, garage music. Smooches, Carnie-Boy.
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Frankly, this is utter utter bollocks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dont worry im back people *big grin*
Oh fuck it
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoah
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fair enough.
Anyway. Thank you for the entertaining afternoon. I must off I hear Pints calling me through the strange conncetion that I call Pint need.
Toodles everyone have a lovely weekend
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and being a stubborn bitch i would never let you.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:36:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:33:11 EDT (#)
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well more of that you buy your round i buy mine. of course that means i'm out $200 if you spend £100 :(
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But being a plumby brit I can be all old fashioned and not do the 'Dutch' thing.
And I have never tried tap dancing Chaos
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tap-dancing...not Drogo's strong suit.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:33:11 EDT (#)
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well more of that you buy your round i buy mine. of course that means i'm out $200 if you spend £100 :(
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:31:06 EDT (#)
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so much for paying for the pleasure of my company...
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Ahhh but one hopes not to have to actually pay for it. Doesnt mean they dont want the company any less.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:31:06 EDT (#)
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so much for paying for the pleasure of my company...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:27:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:20:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:19:11 EDT (#)
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I dunno, there seems to be a large portion of hot girls out here. I wouldn't marry one of course. One because I like dudes, and two because after you do they put on about 100 pounds.
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*Holds a Hundred £'s in his hands and thinks that it doesnt weigh all that much so decides to risk it.*
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what'll it take for you to put that in my hand?
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Probably not all that much. Why? Are you heading to the bar?
p.s I thought you retired
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to know how many dudes have sat on that middle finger, do I?
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Not at all.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude!
She's down to haggling.
Strike while the iron's Hawt!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:25:44 EDT (#)
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I think I see a ton of hot girls around here because I go to a major university, though. When I drive home the ratio of hot to not changes drastically.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to know how many dudes have sat on that middle finger, do I?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:19:11 EDT (#)
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I dunno, there seems to be a large portion of hot girls out here. I wouldn't marry one of course. One because I like dudes, and two because after you do they put on about 100 pounds.
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*Holds a Hundred £'s in his hands and thinks that it doesnt weigh all that much so decides to risk it.*
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what'll it take for you to put that in my hand?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did DirtyHarry just call me a cutie?
...
*rushes for the shower*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:22:26 EDT (#)
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Oh, Drogo.
So many unpleasant suprises for you...
Still, with the pound as strong as it is, you could probably party like I used to in Thailand.
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:21:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're a cutie!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:19:11 EDT (#)
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I dunno, there seems to be a large portion of hot girls out here. I wouldn't marry one of course. One because I like dudes, and two because after you do they put on about 100 pounds.
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*Holds a Hundred £'s in his hands and thinks that it doesnt weigh all that much so decides to risk it.*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:20:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:17:37 EDT (#)
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no think more like rape/fake snuff/fake kiddie porn.
that's what north carolina will let you film.
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no shit... that's strange, considering it's part of the bible belt.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:19:54 EDT (#)
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Still, I'd imagine that the beastiality bit's pretty big there.
...
So it's not all bad, hey?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:19:11 EDT (#)
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I dunno, there seems to be a large portion of hot girls out here. I wouldn't marry one of course. One because I like dudes, and two because after you do they put on about 100 pounds.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:18:53 EDT (#)
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Woah...
Note to self: NEVAR visit North Carolina.
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wait.
That's where my next job might be.
FUCK!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:18:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:14:28 EDT (#)
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And exactly HOW is that a bad thing?
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i dunno... do you want a harem of teenage babymamas? here's another hint. after that first kid they lose that texas beauty queen thing. the blonde hair stays but they promptly gain 150lbs and only put out on holidays.
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*Cancels Texas, then rethinks and decides to go anyway as they will still be the Beauty queen thing until I'm gone. Looks for places to stay In North Carolina, skanks and yanks yummy*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:17:42 EDT (#)
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Nawwww.
You see, that's where the whole 'fake name' bit comes in Real Handy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:17:37 EDT (#)
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no think more like rape/fake snuff/fake kiddie porn.
that's what north carolina will let you film.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:16:43 EDT (#)
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White Trash Midgets and NC go together like fish and water...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:14:28 EDT (#)
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And exactly HOW is that a bad thing?
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i dunno... do you want a harem of teenage babymamas? here's another hint. after that first kid they lose that texas beauty queen thing. the blonde hair stays but they promptly gain 150lbs and only put out on holidays.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:13:25 EDT (#)
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Come on noonie you can make fun of my state. It's so ripe for it.
NC: TOOTHLESS SKANKS, OR RELOCATED YANKS. YOU DECIDE.
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oh no. no no no. north carolina takes the cake on being a shithole. state motto should be "north carolina: if it's the kind of porn california won't touch, we'd be glad to have you"
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:14:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:12:55 EDT (#)
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Poor Drogo.
So confused.
Go to Texas.
Not as stuck up as Connecticunt or as smelly as New Jersey.
Also, the girls have teh Southern Drawl.
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*Adds Texas and picks up horse crop. Grabs spitoon and walks to door.*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:14:28 EDT (#)
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And exactly HOW is that a bad thing?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:13:44 EDT (#)
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fuck texas. getting pregnant when you're 14 is considered an extracurricular activity on your highschool transcript.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:13:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:11:51 EDT (#)
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drogo go to new york. every girl there's a slut and they don't smell quite like new jersey. more like some sort of ethnic food and subway grime.
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Awww that sucks, I can get the smelly curry girls in birmingham.
*Keeps ticket as it is, and crosses fingers that at least one Lovely Laydie will mate with me*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on noonie you can make fun of my state. It's so ripe for it.
NC: TOOTHLESS SKANKS, OR RELOCATED YANKS. YOU DECIDE.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poor Drogo.
So confused.
Go to Texas.
Not as stuck up as Connecticunt or as smelly as New Jersey.
Also, the girls have teh Southern Drawl.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
drogo go to new york. every girl there's a slut and they don't smell quite like new jersey. more like some sort of ethnic food and subway grime.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:11:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:09:40 EDT (#)
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which means when we do put out it doesn't smell like fish and oil refineries.
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*Writes over scrubbed out Connecticut to ensure flight ticket checker knows that I DO actually want to go there*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:10:45 EDT (#)
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Okay,
Noonie and anansie have just made me cry with laughter.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:10:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:09:40 EDT (#)
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which means when we do put out it doesn't smell like fish and oil refineries.
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hahaha... ew.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:10:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CONNECTICUT: WE DON'T STINK LIKE JERSEY BUT OUR GIRLS DON'T MAKE FUCK. YOU DECIDE.
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*Draws line through Connecticut connection flight, highlights New Jersey*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sprays on Brut to wow da laydies"
*Huuuuuuuuuurrrrk*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:09:40 EDT (#)
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which means when we do put out it doesn't smell like fish and oil refineries.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CONNECTICUT: WE DON'T STINK LIKE JERSEY BUT OUR GIRLS DON'T MAKE FUCK. YOU DECIDE.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no... new jersey, armpit of america. we're like the head of the triceps.
new jersey even smells like it to prove it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not hot. Plus, I'm a succubus.
Fun Fact: Black men's souls taste like fried chicken.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CONNECTICUT DAMMIT!!
WE'RE RICHER, SMARTER, PRETTIER, BETTER SMELLING AND SNOBBIER THAN NEW JERSEY!!
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*Ensures ticket will take me to New Jersey AND Connecticut*
hmmmm
*Sprays on Brut to wow da laydies, walks out door practising Shakespear*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmmm, i wonder how many petition signatures i'd have to get to change the charter oak to "we don't suck as much as you".
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*CONNECTICUT*
GOD KNOWS NOONIE WILL HAVE A FIT IF I SPELL HER SHITTY STATE WRONG.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Connecticut.
America's armpit.
True story.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CONNETICUT: NOT AS SHITTY AS JERSEY.
Is that on your state coin?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
with a side of watermelon?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not hot. Plus, I'm a succubus.
Fun Fact: Black men's souls taste like fried chicken.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CONNECTICUT DAMMIT!!
WE'RE RICHER, SMARTER, PRETTIER, BETTER SMELLING AND SNOBBIER THAN NEW JERSEY!!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
New Jersey = Frigidland.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:03:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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Yank girls don't give a shit about the dialect, if it has an accent we'll probably fornicate with it.
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speak for yourself whore :p
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*Hovers hand over cancelling plane ticket*
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anansie will still do you. she's the hot one anyway.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't listen to her drogo, she's from New Jersey.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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Yank girls don't give a shit about the dialect, if it has an accent we'll probably fornicate with it.
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speak for yourself whore :p
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*Hovers hand over cancelling plane ticket*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Judgemental anfry jealoues bicth, below...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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Yank girls don't give a shit about the dialect, if it has an accent we'll probably fornicate with it.
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speak for yourself whore :p
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Whores get paid. I'm a slut. Try and keep up.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:01:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:28:57 EDT (#)
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Awwww, Em.
I was just 'avin a bit o' the piss.
(to use your bastardised version of English)
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It's our Language Chaos so it aint bastardising it when we do it.
Inion- Well we dont have guns so Yes I did hit a few people, but not on the head. I sprayed someone once too, with cs gas. What a joke that shit is, especially when the bloke decides to hug you afterwards.
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i just think it'd be fun to legally beat people, even if it's not in the head.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:59:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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Yank girls don't give a shit about the dialect, if it has an accent we'll probably fornicate with it.
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speak for yourself whore :p
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lambchop's Death Legion—Has the best Uber-handle. Period.
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I happen to agree.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:51:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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Yank girls don't give a shit about the dialect, if it has an accent we'll probably fornicate with it.
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*Checks Savings*
Hmm
*Books Ticket to yank land*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:43 EDT (#)
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Yank girls don't give a shit about the dialect, if it has an accent we'll probably fornicate with it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:49:37 EDT (#)
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I'm actually okay with the darkies.
It's the charo's that really get up my nose...
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:38:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:37:36 EDT (#)
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Apparently drogo talks like a dickens character. Hawt.
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You have no Idea. Sadly there is a fair amount of Plumb in the way I speak.
*Hangs head in shame*
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:37:36 EDT (#)
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Apparently drogo talks like a dickens character. Hawt.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:34:05 EDT (#)
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Drogo LIES!
Everyone knows that San Francisco is German for 'A Whale's Vagina'.
...
What?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:33:18 EDT (#)
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Inion- Well we dont have guns so Yes I did hit a few people, but not on the head. I sprayed someone once too, with cs gas. What a joke that shit is, especially when the bloke decides to hug you afterwards.
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im guessing he couldnt see you.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'AVE AT THEE, YA SLAGS!
I wish Americans said 'Slags'.
That's such a cool word.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:09:30 EDT (#)
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36' also, CT.
When one's waist is smaller than one's inseam, that is true shopping hell.
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Indeed. Belts are my friend.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:31:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:28:57 EDT (#)
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Awwww, Em.
I was just 'avin a bit o' the piss.
(to use your bastardised version of English)
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It's our Language Chaos so it aint bastardising it when we do it.
Inion- Well we dont have guns so Yes I did hit a few people, but not on the head. I sprayed someone once too, with cs gas. What a joke that shit is, especially when the bloke decides to hug you afterwards.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cops can hit whoever they like AND for no reason, its brilliant.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:30:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:28:57 BST (#)
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Awwww, Em.
I was just 'avin a bit o' the piss.
(to use your bastardised version of English)
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Bastardised!! Excuse me Mary Poppins, im tip top, crooked teeth the lot. You on the other hand speak another language!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:29:25 EDT (#)
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do you actually get to hit people? hmmm... i might want to be a british cop.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:28:57 EDT (#)
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Awwww, Em.
I was just 'avin a bit o' the piss.
(to use your bastardised version of English)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I bet you liked to beat those skin heas eh drogo, aint they the scum. *wink*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:27:54 EDT (#)
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I can TOTALLY see Drogo clonkin' some dude, just 'cause he felt like it.
...
Gets me humid.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:14:31 EDT (#)
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How on earth you were in The police I will never know...
Drogo> Excuse me Mr Robber would you please stop doing such a dastardly act and have a scone and jam with my mother, she would everso much like to meet you. Oh and have you got a sister who I could roger senseless?
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"roger senseless"
i'm keeping that phrase.
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That is a complete lie. i was actually rather brutal.. *cough cough*
"Oi Cocker you're Nicked."
"Oh Blimey it's a rozzer, run Billy run."
"Stop young rap-scallion or I shall use my Billy club on your noggin."
"Okay Gov, it's a fair cop. I give in."
"Good job you reprobate. Now let me cuff you actually just for good measure" *Boff*
"Ouch"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:25:02 EDT (#)
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Whatever trevor.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:23:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus.
Em = NOM NOM NOM.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:22:21 EDT (#)
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AAhhh every 2.8 g serving contains 2.7g of sugar. I wonder what the other .1 is.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shadow sits in shadows...
heh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:21:09 EDT (#)
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Did you know only 2.7g of my 375g bag of sugar is actually sugar.
Thats 3%.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy Hell I'm on a list. You made my morning, seriously.
This place absolutely does keep me sane for the 9hours I spend in this dark little cubicle (my section has no overhead lights, and we keep our desklights off. You also have to walk through a maze of broken and discarded office equipment to find me. I was sad when the maintainence guys cleared a path... the wider-than-life boss now comes back to visit us... rawr...)
Keep on keepin' on.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are we talking about now for fuck's sake?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:14:31 EDT (#)
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How on earth you were in The police I will never know...
Drogo> Excuse me Mr Robber would you please stop doing such a dastardly act and have a scone and jam with my mother, she would everso much like to meet you. Oh and have you got a sister who I could roger senseless?
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"roger senseless"
i'm keeping that phrase.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:17:54 EDT (#)
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"especially since he doesn't do amateur brokeback mountain performances."
If only that were true...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:16:40 EDT (#)
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fucking dumbo CJ
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:16:35 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry i prefer the quasi jake gyllenhaal look he currently has going. especially since he doesn't do amateur brokeback mountain performances.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:15:46 EDT (#)
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Oh...the POLICE.
*slaps forehead*
So...Lame...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get *it*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How on earth you were in The police I will never know...
Drogo> Excuse me Mr Robber would you please stop doing such a dastardly act and have a scone and jam with my mother, she would everso much like to meet you. Oh and have you got a sister who I could roger senseless?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:13:54 EDT (#)
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What?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whatev, sting can get from me anytime.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:12:57 EDT (#)
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but he doesn't look like sting.
(thank god)
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:11:55 EDT (#)
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By the way, he's not a serial killer, he's killing zombies.
He only kills people when they are rude, but he makes exceptions for ubersite users:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71474
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:57:06 EDT (#)
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I'm the one that never makes a list. I used to be too classy to whine about it but COME ON.
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If I made a list you would be on it Anansie.
I would, of course, miss out some Baldy Bastard that insulted me in front of the class though.
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Hey aren't you that guy from the Police? I'll be on your list any day.
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Hoorah!!
Pfffffttttt @Chaos.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
36' also, CT.
When one's waist is smaller than one's inseam, that is true shopping hell.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I post very rarely. I have nothing to offer ubersite these days except my shitty reviews.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:08:25 EDT (#)
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I'M SURE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND BASTARD-DROGO WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, my trouser fit me!
One foot is pooched out a bit is all.
These pants were custom-freakin'-fitted for me.
And yes, CT, it is a giant Be-yotch to find off-the-rack pants for tall, beanpole-like folk.
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Indeed. My inseam is 36". What's yours?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:07:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:57:06 EDT (#)
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I'm the one that never makes a list. I used to be too classy to whine about it but COME ON.
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If I made a list you would be on it Anansie.
I would, of course, miss out some Baldy Bastard that insulted me in front of the class though.
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Hey aren't you that guy from the Police? I'll be on your list any day.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I doubt anyone has ever wanked over me :(
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:02:07 EDT (#)
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I would have put anansie on the list, but I can't remember her last post.
:(
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i think it was whether or not people consider themselves wank worthy.
or maybe that's just the last post i remember from her.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:04:46 EDT (#)
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Woah...
Just found Anansie's camwhore.
Y HELO THAR, SERIAL KILLAR!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:02:39 EDT (#)
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devon you say?
well only about 40 miles from a tourist stop i want to make. mebbe.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:02:07 EDT (#)
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I would have put anansie on the list, but I can't remember her last post.
:(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:01:19 EDT (#)
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Dammit, my trouser fit me!
One foot is pooched out a bit is all.
These pants were custom-freakin'-fitted for me.
And yes, CT, it is a giant Be-yotch to find off-the-rack pants for tall, beanpole-like folk.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 04:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oi Simon Cowell, your trousers are too high and a little short.
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'Ay now, he has the ame problem as me...it's hard to find tall inseam pants for leggy menz like CJ and I. Is that a fashion crime? I SAY NO!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:57:06 EDT (#)
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I'm the one that never makes a list. I used to be too classy to whine about it but COME ON.
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If I made a list you would be on it Anansie.
I would, of course, miss out some Baldy Bastard that insulted me in front of the class though.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:57:34 EDT (#)
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Scrumpy is rather gross unless you are a fat balding man with little to no teeth.
I wouldnt force the scrumpy on you Inion, I save that for the livestock.
Vodka you say?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:57:06 EDT (#)
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I'm the one that never makes a list. I used to be too classy to whine about it but COME ON.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:54:44 EDT (#)
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glad i could be good for SOMETHING.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:53:44 EDT (#)
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Scourge made me laugh.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:52:56 EDT (#)
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so by "rough" you mean it cleans engines well.
i'll stick with the vodka.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:51:09 EDT (#)
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QUIT BEING HELPFUL EM!
NO ONE'S LISTENING TO YOU!
NA NA NA NA NAAA NA!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i absolutely believe the part about hovering and clicking the refresh button like you're trying to make it orgasm.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:50:03 EDT (#)
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scrumpy = rough cider
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:49:41 EDT (#)
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HEY CJ!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:49:35 EDT (#)
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i can't let a word like "scrumpy" pass. that simply is not translatable between dialects in english.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:48:10 EDT (#)
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Angry Grammer nazi below...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:47:10 EDT (#)
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wtf is scrumpy?
for a place called england you sure fuck up english :p
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:46:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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my butt's just big. my friend put it best i think "heart shaped horse ass"
take that as you will.
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Oh I will.........When are you over in blighty again.
*Giggles to self*
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next summer's the plan. apparently i'm desperate to spend the absolute most amount of money possible on a plane ticket. i might even spring for first class if i'm going to get raped again.
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Well you should give Sunny Devon a fly pass. We have scrumpy down ere, not that I drink the fucking crap but it gets da laydies all tipsy quite quick and saves a fortune in champers.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:44:02 EDT (#)
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my butt's just big. my friend put it best i think "heart shaped horse ass"
take that as you will.
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Oh I will.........When are you over in blighty again.
*Giggles to self*
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next summer's the plan. apparently i'm desperate to spend the absolute most amount of money possible on a plane ticket. i might even spring for first class if i'm going to get raped again.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:43:52 EDT (#)
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Drogo's defense against the mighty Jehovah's Witnesses below...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:43:26 EDT (#)
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Hey Drogos ass is fine you swine!!
hmmm that CJ is a bad man
Whats your favourite part of your body noonie? I bet your buttocks are scrumptious.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:42:37 EDT (#)
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So...
Noonie= Junk in the trunk.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:42:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:41:02 EDT (#)
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God's watching you LIE, right now, Drogo.
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Pah. He's seen me do a lot worse, dirty pervert.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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my butt's just big. my friend put it best i think "heart shaped horse ass"
take that as you will.
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Oh I will.........When are you over in blighty again.
*Giggles to self*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:41:02 EDT (#)
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God's watching you LIE, right now, Drogo.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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my butt's just big. my friend put it best i think "heart shaped horse ass"
take that as you will.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:39:51 EDT (#)
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My buttocks are very firm.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:38:31 EDT (#)
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Very firm. Aboslutely no doughyness at all.
Real Firm.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:37:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:08 EDT (#)
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let's start with mileage and last oil change.
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Well despite popular belief, it has only ever been used as one way traffic, i have a sign set up and everything to prove it.
If by oil change we are talking about what I think we are talking about, then that would be about 08:30hrs this morning a ritual which keeps me happy and comfortable for the rest of the day.
It has dimples too. And is firm.
So what about yours?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:35:21 EDT (#)
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milage and oil change...
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um, yes?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:47 EDT (#)
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Hi Em, hey did I tell you the joke about the baldy Dude who was like really REALLY Bald and like had no Hair WHATEVA on his head and like stank of wee and like posed like a Fag from the Planet Fag-ramithard-assMaster?
It's real Funny remind me to tell you some time Best Buddy EM!
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Ahhhh Drogo, the one who has the hair. You did tell me that joke but to be honest I find the concept of a penis that wears big DR MARTENS and has people rub his head for luck, quite offensive.
But do tell!
hehe i gave him a -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:31 EDT (#)
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Oh, so you two are making inside jokes, now?
Betrayal, thy name is Drogo...
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:08 EDT (#)
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let's start with mileage and last oil change.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:32:06 EDT (#)
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What would you like to know Inion?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:31:56 EDT (#)
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fugly
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-14 06:35:12 EDT (#)
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Merlina—The single, delicate flower thriving in the vast pile of excrement that is the Ubersite.
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*blows kiss*
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that ain't all she blows...
also the line about drogo, that made me laugh hard enough that i had to stifle it, which somehow gave me heartburn.
my naughty bits are perfectly normal :(
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I DO NOT have a doughy Bum, but if people ask nicely I will let then Knead it!
Anyway, about your naughty bits............
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how bout more about your bum?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:29:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:26:17 EDT (#)
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HI DROGO BEST BUDDY!!!!! I Think your ass is peachy, like a peach.
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Hi Em, hey did I tell you the joke about the baldy Dude who was like really REALLY Bald and like had no Hair WHATEVA on his head and like stank of wee and like posed like a Fag from the Planet Fag-ramithard-assMaster?
It's real Funny remind me to tell you some time Best Buddy EM!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:27:25 EDT (#)
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Um...
Was that too mean?
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Here, lemme do the Ghey Panda Dance of Contrition.
*ghey Panda Dance of...oh, fuck it all. You know what I'm doing*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:26:17 EDT (#)
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HI DROGO BEST BUDDY!!!!! I Think your ass is peachy, like a peach.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:25:17 EDT (#)
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NEVAR!
And don't make me laugh, you co-dependent ex-bobby.
Your tory-lookin' arse is MINE!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:23:35 EDT (#)
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I'm going to ignore you too Chaos, until you take the comment back a Re-post would work methinks, we all know how popular they are around here.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:23:18 EDT (#)
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sad ghey panda
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:19:29 EDT (#)
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Methinks Em is getting a bit too upity lately.
Let's all ignore him again.
*Ignores Em Ignores Em*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:17:04 EDT (#)
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*shakes fist furiously*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:15:49 EDT (#)
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C'mere, English Muffin, an' give yo Daddy sum suga.
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Yeah, thas right.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:14:05 EDT (#)
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I never sent that Chaos.
I would never have been so polite. Not since the doughy comment.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:12:57 EDT (#)
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How Very Dare You.
c/o EI enterprises 2007
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:12:00 EDT (#)
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Shite-stirrer below...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:11:24 EDT (#)
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Oh giving girls heartburn now eh CJ! I see Drogo was offended by your comment CJ he sent me this email
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From:Drogo:drogomail.com
To: EI.at.EImail.com
I HATE CJ, HE IS A FUCK FACE.Sorry let me calm down. He's a black hole of need.
P.S HE'S BALD TOO. CUNT LIPS.
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I cant say how surprised I was to receive this.
Uh oh
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:10:17 EDT (#)
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No, Drogo!
Go not to teh light!
Seriously, she ATE the Rock!
Your doughy bum doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell.
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