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SO... You Want To Be A Super Hero? (862 hits)

Category: Humor
Labels: Humour

Rating: 1.15 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Hourman (View user info) at 2007-09-14 09:20:19 EDT




So you wanna be a super hero....JPG (1 MB)

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Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-09-17 00:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 just for "breasticles"

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:18:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green Lantern is black? When did that happen?
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cartoon network needed to make the cartoon more friendly. Hence a black green lantern, no more Hal.

___________________

Actually, there's a bunch of Green Lanterns. That was John Stewart.

Hal Jordan (who died and is now the new Spectre)
Guy Gardner (stripped of his ring and now The Warrior)
John Stewart (temp GL of Mosaic and now leader of the Darkstars)
Kyle Rayner (current GL with unlimited powered ring)

**weeping because he knows this**
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you should be

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-09-15 07:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Only a +2 because Taking Back Sunday were the most horrifically awful band i've had the misfortune to see live in the last few years.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-14 22:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I bet Indoninja burned up the buttons on his mouse trying to click on this post only to be disappointed it wasn't a real how-to guide.

Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-09-14 20:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha, take that Superman. I hate you.

Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green Lantern is black? When did that happen?
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cartoon network needed to make the cartoon more friendly. Hence a black green lantern, no more Hal.

___________________

Actually, there's a bunch of Green Lanterns. That was John Stewart.

Hal Jordan (who died and is now the new Spectre)
Guy Gardner (stripped of his ring and now The Warrior)
John Stewart (temp GL of Mosaic and now leader of the Darkstars)
Kyle Rayner (current GL with unlimited powered ring)

**weeping because he knows this**
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good jumping jaysus man, dassa latta comic smaaatsa (said in cliche' italian man voice)

and a spicy meata ball

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i used to watch wonder woman after school and I think even back then before I really knew what was up I wanted to do naughty naughty things to her.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green Lantern is black? When did that happen?
-------

cartoon network needed to make the cartoon more friendly. Hence a black green lantern, no more Hal.

___________________

Actually, there's a bunch of Green Lanterns. That was John Stewart.

Hal Jordan (who died and is now the new Spectre)
Guy Gardner (stripped of his ring and now The Warrior)
John Stewart (temp GL of Mosaic and now leader of the Darkstars)
Kyle Rayner (current GL with unlimited powered ring)

**weeping because he knows this**



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for effort...

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:40:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lil' G and boobalages

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i liked the superman bit

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:46:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this had promise, but didn't really deliver.

+1 for effort

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+1 from a -2.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe I'll try again on Monday

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

What scourge said.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This kind've sucked (in before obvious reference to all posts that i've written that suck). Or LOL "Don't you mean all your posts?" LOL! Seriously, thought the green lantern part was pretty cool. But would've been cooler if he were hangin with Dr. Dre or you photoshopped him into the cover of The Chronic by Dr. Dre. Why Dr. Dre? dunno just seemed like a more obvious choice for some reason.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-14 11:06:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

made me smile, and have have another 1 for effort.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Satrted poor. Got worse.
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kind of like your review, ain't it sport?
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If only you could blame your post on a typo.
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kind of like everything you've ever written.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this had promise, but didn't really deliver.

+1 for effort

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

meh

Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess I dont get comicbook humour. Now comicbookguy, he's one funny paki.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WANT to be a super hero? I *am* one! And so are a bunch of other Ubermenz: http://www.ubersite.com/m/78721

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Satrted poor. Got worse.
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kind of like your review, ain't it sport?
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If only you could blame your post on a typo.

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 10:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Meh... I'll try again Monday I guess.... D'oh!

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Had so much promise....

But cack.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green Lantern is black? When did that happen?
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cartoon network needed to make the cartoon more friendly. Hence a black green lantern, no more Hal.
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Damn I didnt even spot that they had made him black. Wow my eyes must suck

Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn thos sexy llamas. Well i think we've ALL there there

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Too much emphasis on sex really.

I know, I know, who knew that sex would become old jimmy-hat?

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green Lantern is black? When did that happen?
-------

cartoon network needed to make the cartoon more friendly. Hence a black green lantern, no more Hal.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Green Lantern is black? When did that happen?

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Little weak at the beginning, but the llamas made it a +1.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This looks like it took some effort...I don't know what that feels like.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I liked it.

And I guess I'm a child of my generation because Wonder Woman always gets me kind of HAWT!! Shit if I could get a woman to dress up like that I would ben......hang on. Is this thing still on?

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good job.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd give Hawkgirl a pity-poke.
those wings are kinda hot

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Satrted poor. Got worse.
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kind of like your review, ain't it sport?

Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 simply because I'm pretty sure that wonder woman picture came from Kingdom Come, and that comic kicks copious amounts of ass.
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hey... i think you're right...

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 simply because I'm pretty sure that wonder woman picture came from Kingdom Come, and that comic kicks copious amounts of ass.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i THINK IT WAS b@w MATERIAL.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-14 09:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Satrted poor. Got worse.


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