Im an Idiot , plus my beautiful face camwhore (274 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by RabiedRooster:Hate Crime (View user info) at 2007-09-14 12:31:29 EDT
I just did a stupid thing which im now regretting as the drool flows unchallenged down my chin. I thought it would be a great idea to get my tongue pierced to mark my new life of Studentdom and unemployment.
I rushed from work doing 110mph down the dual carriageway just to get tortured. Anyhow everyone was very professional, especially when she shoved the needle though my second best love organ. Which is now new and improved. I've heard a pierced tongue can do great things for a woman. Which I will gladly test on any Uber volunteers.
Here I sit, now unable to swallow, unable to eat or drink or even smoke some weed. I can't speak either, but I have been practicing and have managed to maintain my ability to say Jack Daniels and coke. Which will be useful this evening. Now im doing an even stupider thing by showing you my true identity. So without further ado, my beautiful face plus swollen tongue ;-)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is without question the funniest, fullest, fanciest post I've seen today. Three F's
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck is up with eyebrows in the united kingdom?
you, HurtInTheBum, and Red all have some fucking odd eyebrows.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please make the picture bigger, jackass. I can't see. Repost, NOOB!
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
re-post now!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have the most punchable face i have ever seen!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I already regret this