Im an Idiot , plus my beautiful face camwhore 2nd edition (1340 hits)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster:Hate Crime (View user info) at 2007-09-14 12:40:02 EDT
I just did a stupid thing which im now regretting as the drool flows unchallenged down my chin. I thought it would be a great idea to get my tongue pierced to mark my new life of Studentdom and unemployment.
I rushed from work doing 110mph down the dual carriageway just to get tortured. Anyhow everyone was very professional, especially when she shoved the needle though my second best love organ. Which is now new and improved. I've heard a pierced tongue can do great things for a woman. Which I will gladly test on any Uber volunteers.
Here I sit, now unable to swallow, unable to eat or drink or even smoke some weed. I can't speak either, but I have been practicing and have managed to maintain my ability to say Jack Daniels and coke. Which will be useful this evening. Now im doing an even stupider thing by showing you my true identity. So without further ado, my beautiful face plus swollen tongue ;-)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:13:18 EDT (#)
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Oh my fucking god, this was the guy giving me stick?!?! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
I see what people meant by the brows.... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 10:11:56 EDT (#)
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your eyebrows make me want to hide under the covers
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-17 04:06:25 EDT (#)
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Said in the manner of Chandler.
'Could YOU LOOK any Gayer'
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-17 01:00:36 EDT (#)
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Your eyebrows could take over the WHOLE WORLD!!!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-16 17:19:15 EDT (#)
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It is a sad day when i have two posts on most heated
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-16 13:18:24 EDT (#)
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So when are you and HBTS gonna go ' skiing ' together
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-16 13:18:13 EDT (#)
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If you honestly think that any woman is going to let you near her to 'try out' your tongue piercing, I think you're sadly mistaken.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-09-16 11:22:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-15 02:50:28 EDT (#)
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Im confused. Are you a man or a very ugly woman?
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I was gonna ask that
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-16 02:56:04 EDT (#)
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"If a girl has a pierced tongue, she's probably gonna suck your dick. If a guy has a pierced tongue, he's probably gonna suck your dick."
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:08:50 EDT (#)
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Thats just mean. No one looks gheyer than HBTS
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:24:14 EDT (#)
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You look gheyer than HurtByTheSun - AND THATS PRETTY FUCKIN GHEY
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 12:04:45 EDT (#)
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Sorry I meant enamel... I'M DRUNK!
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-09-15 11:54:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-15 02:50:28 EDT (#)
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Im confused. Are you a man or a very ugly woman?
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I was thinking the same thing.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-15 11:38:31 EDT (#)
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hehehehehe... judgin by the way the ink is there, I'd say you have a ways to go. I know... McNuggets help... But remember... it will strip the plaque off of your teeth in record fashion.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-15 02:50:28 EDT (#)
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Im confused. Are you a man or a very ugly woman?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-15 00:25:18 EDT (#)
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your eyebrows are bigger than your tongue. maybe try giving head with them.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-14 21:51:18 EDT (#)
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People are still doing this? It doesn't add a lot to cunnilingus; maybe if you ran a dozen more of them through your tongue, the "studded" effect might increase pleasure for some girls.
A lot of people I know (including myself) have cracked or broken teeth by accidentally biting the ball on their tongue studs, so if you don't have dental coverage, you might want to consider that.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:35:41 EDT (#)
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You look like a fuzzy eyebrowed CJ.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:25:14 EDT (#)
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Can't smoke?
wtf...
I was doing bongs hits about an hour after I had mine done and was eating solid foods 20 mins after that. Abused the shit out it going down on my girl that night, and now 7 years later, what started as a 14 gauge bears a 10, and can fit a 8 cofortabley, a 6 with pain, and I aint stretching it to get a 4 in.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:44:57 EDT (#)
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What the hell is a labret?
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:37:51 EDT (#)
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Andy Rooney called. He wants his eyebrows back.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:34:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:50:47 EDT (#)
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so are you getting you penis done next?
(I'm a girl)
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I think she means getting one put on.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:31:24 EDT (#)
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oooo, is this one of those ones where we can guess if its a guy or a girl?
i say girl.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:11:44 EDT (#)
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Little Red Riding Hood: Oh my grandma, what a big tongue piercing you have.
Grandma (RabiedRooster): All the better to suck your dick with, my dear.
END SCENE
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:07:14 EDT (#)
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those pubes over your eyes where your eyebrows should be are cool
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:06:30 EDT (#)
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O RLY?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:02:10 EDT (#)
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SERIOUSLY????
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-09-14 15:01:33 EDT (#)
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My girl has her tongue pierced like that...it feels good on my penis. How does your boyfriend feel about it?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:53:07 EDT (#)
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I may or not pluck to keep them under control
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:50:16 EDT (#)
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Do you wax your eyebrows? I actually tend to be jealous of people with thick eyebrows- at least the waxed ones. Mine are thin and puny :(
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:44:46 EDT (#)
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Is that male or female?
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:28:30 EDT (#)
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Fuck this im off to the pub
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:21:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 19:17:02 BST (#)
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Course you will, RR. Mind you, this hinges on whether or not I can get her to go along with it. I may have to bribe her, and I suck at coming up with bribes.
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Buy her a new hoover. Girls love hoovers
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:19:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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I once had a tongue ring, nipple ring, eyebrow ring, nose ring, and labret. I grew up, started a family and all that remains is a single nipple ring. For the tongue ring, i carried a bottle of mouthwash around. It felt really good and kept the area clean.
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so what did you carry around for your nipple and labret, to keep them clean... I cant imagine
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:17:02 EDT (#)
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Course you will, RR. Mind you, this hinges on whether or not I can get her to go along with it. I may have to bribe her, and I suck at coming up with bribes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:14:46 EDT (#)
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Clean my shaft, lover101
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:09:29 EDT (#)
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I once had a tongue ring, nipple ring, eyebrow ring, nose ring, and labret. I grew up, started a family and all that remains is a single nipple ring. For the tongue ring, i carried a bottle of mouthwash around. It felt really good and kept the area clean.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:05:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 19:04:57 BST (#)
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Caterpillars... You're not lying. This gives me an excellent idea. I will be posting it on Monday if I can get her to go along.
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I want to be credited in the post
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:04:57 EDT (#)
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Caterpillars... You're not lying. This gives me an excellent idea. I will be posting it on Monday if I can get her to go along.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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Better get cracking on that post then girl. Im going out soon
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:02:07 EDT (#)
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You look like you could grow white trash facial hair.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 14:01:16 EDT (#)
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Deal!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:57:01 EDT (#)
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Hehe you show me yours and i'll show you mine
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:54:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:52:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:50:47 BST (#)
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so are you getting you penis done next?
(I'm a girl)
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No it's nipple next, im working my way down the body
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well remeber to post all the pictures as you do it
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:52:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:50:47 BST (#)
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so are you getting you penis done next?
(I'm a girl)
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No it's nipple next, im working my way down the body
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:50:47 EDT (#)
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so are you getting you penis done next?
(I'm a girl)
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:33:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 18:26:23 BST (#)
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SG says she can fix those, and it won't even hurt. She also says you look like Pete.
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I would love to fix my eye caterpillars. Who's pete?
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:26:23 EDT (#)
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SG says she can fix those, and it won't even hurt. She also says you look like Pete.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:24:51 EDT (#)
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hmmm thin wire emo-esque glasses and a pierced tounge?
you're one good cry away from being a total princess arent you?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:21:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:17:44 EDT (#)
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I will never understand why you people do these things to yourselves.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:17:50 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha lucky i got rid of the mono
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:17:44 EDT (#)
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I will never understand why you people do these things to yourselves.
Submitted by DangerPants (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:13:26 EDT (#)
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Your eyebrows are more out of control than mine. I never thought I'd see the day...
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:12:36 EDT (#)
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You've ugly. Look for different volounteers. Shlongy, maybe.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:09:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:02:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:56:53 BST (#)
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Suck on some ice chips, it'll help the swelling and pain
and whatever aftercare they told you, ignore it and rinse with sea-salt water thrice daily instead
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Awsome i just hope the swelling goes down before uni and i can put in a smaller bar
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Wait *at least* a week and a half (and that's bare minimum) before you try to change the piercing otherwise you'll rip through the skin again which means healing'll take twice as long again. Swelling should go away in a few days, though, so no worries about that.
</piercing lecture>
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:06:49 EDT (#)
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Your eyebrows are...weird
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:02:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:56:53 BST (#)
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Suck on some ice chips, it'll help the swelling and pain
and whatever aftercare they told you, ignore it and rinse with sea-salt water thrice daily instead
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Awsome i just hope the swelling goes down before uni and i can put in a smaller bar
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-14 13:01:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:57:27 EDT (#)
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Some things are better left unsaid...and in this case, unseen.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:56:53 EDT (#)
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Suck on some ice chips, it'll help the swelling and pain
and whatever aftercare they told you, ignore it and rinse with sea-salt water thrice daily instead
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:55:14 EDT (#)
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ok
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:49:31 EDT (#)
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I can see your cortex perimeter.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:47:48 EDT (#)
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It has less to do with my monitor than the size of your up-nose pic.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:43:54 EDT (#)
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A male with a tongue piercing will or has sucked a dick.
That's a fact, it's in the Bible.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:43:29 EDT (#)
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Hahaha eyebrows are to keep out the english weather
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:42:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:35:51 EDT (#)
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what the fuck is up with eyebrows in the united kingdom?
you, HurtInTheBum, and Red all have some fucking odd eyebrows.
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My 19 inch monitor had no issues with your FIRST ugly camwhore.
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:41:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-14 12:40:43 EDT (#)
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This is for everyone who can't afford a decent moniter