Pandemic: Beginnings (9/14/07) (815 hits)
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Rating: 1.95 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2007-09-14 16:31:53 EDT
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Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-09-16 02:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSSSSS
(hey, someone had to say it, right?)
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-09-15 14:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's pretty funny.
I used to go to Schatzi's on Main (I think that's the name) in Santa Monica, and Arnold would be there with those behemoths from Gold's Gym.
He was a fucking horndog. I made a joke to him once and got the stone cold shoulder, but he was very friendly to all the chicks. Imagine that.
Anyway, I heard a funny story about him.
Back when he was body building, one of his gym buddies separated from his wife. Arnold took her home and schtupped her.
The next morning, he dialed a number on his phone and handed it to her and told her to order some schnitzel from the deli while he got dressed.
As soon as she spoke into the phone, he grabbed the receiver and screamed into it "I just fucked her, I just fucked her really hard!"
Arnold had dialed her husband's number.
Pretty funny if it's true, but what a bastard.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-15 13:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHUCKLE-WORTHY
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-15 09:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not +2...that much I do know.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-15 03:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-09-15 00:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I voted for him cause I like the way he says, "Kelli-foorn-ya."
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-15 00:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be honest though, you guys DID elect an actor...
I'm just sayin'
Far be it from me to fuck up a streak, however...
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-09-14 22:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"RAAARRR!!!" Somebody give it some brains, already! Oy.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"The Governor if most certainly not a shambling story-book monster."
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:25:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes indeed.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AH VILL KEEL THE GRAY DAVIS AND MAKE CALEEFOHNIA SAFE FOR THE ZOMBIES AND THE AHNDEAD AND THE PEOPLES OF ZOSE TYPES!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you make that?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-14 17:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least the weather is nice there.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(i'm a boy)
SHHHHHH
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely Done!!
(I'm a girl)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:40:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111697
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:37:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*searches frantically for ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cleverly done.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:33:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-14 16:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
someone asked him about how much milk he drank, and that facial expression he's wearing was his initial reaction.