Rough sex facts (NSFW) (1562 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.4 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tech-junkie (View user info) at 2007-09-15 20:35:22 EDT
Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
where's teh pron?????????//////////////
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-16 08:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
P fucking U
Submitted by deelo (user info) at 2007-09-16 06:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
spending all that time thinking you're making a badass post...priceless
p.s. -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-16 06:29:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-09-15 21:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any joke that ends with "priceless" is automatically stupid, no matter how good the buildup is.
Submitted by waldohants (user info) at 2007-09-16 02:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing you have never been physically intimate with a woman. The joke you copied was written by a virgin.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-16 02:41:55 EDT (#)
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this list is so much different from what gets posted on myspace every 14 minutes by every one of your friends. srsly, it is.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-16 02:13:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-09-15 21:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any joke that ends with "priceless" is automatically stupid, no matter how good the buildup is.
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I'm also willing to bet the stats are fake, not like it'd take a rocket scientist to figure that out. Sorry man, this one tanked.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-16 01:06:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-16 00:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
one word: suck
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-16 00:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-15 22:49:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post
worthless...
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-15 22:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A good way to tell the world you suck elephant shlong is to copy paste bullshit from myspace.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-09-15 21:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any joke that ends with "priceless" is automatically stupid, no matter how good the buildup is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-15 20:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i heard that on the radio like a year ago
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-15 20:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not NSFW in the least.
Also 'meh'.