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Submitted by Doozie McDooz <D_o_O_z_A.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-31 20:12:15 EDT


Yeah fuck it.. Seems like a trend..

I recently shaved my head but its grown back about a fifth of an inch, so you can see my scalp pretty clear.. and my goatee is bushier now.. Take guesses at my age.. the winner gets.. the satisfaction of knowing how to guess age..



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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-24 03:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-04-20 04:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-08-19 22:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off Dooza


Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tad? .. Nah its Toadie.. and yeah I get told that a lot.. and ski cap? .. Nah buddy.. its a backwards cap.. you just cant see the peak at the back

Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-01 07:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wasnt going to say it but your from Australia so you will know who Im talking about...

You look Tad of Neighbours.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-01 07:09:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ir when we can't even see it thru your "chic ski cap"?

I was gonna go with 23-24 on age, but since im sure you look older than U are I am saying 18-19

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-01 00:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ding ding ding.. Congratulations Queen.. 17 is right.. Which is legal in Australia haha

And you dont know why I was worried about the girl behind me.. Shes hideous..

Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 00:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Holy crap that is bad ass the way the light is reflecting, looks likes theres Orbs in the pic too, that's sweet.

Ummm, I'm gonna guess your 17, just b/c you were drinking Bacardi, and you were worried about some girl behind you.

Queen

Submitted by Tifferistic (user info) at 2003-07-31 23:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd give ya 18 or 19

*<Tiff>*

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 23:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not 20

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-07-31 22:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

20.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 22:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha .. Sorry Micko.. Not 21 Either.. And yeah, I have allready written up a decent story for tomorrow.. I dont wanna post twice today.. but my new post is about the leadup to a football game, what goes on in my head.. So yeah .. has a few beatings in it...

Thanks man.. I look like your son now, with my bald nugget

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-31 22:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are 21, and you look like you could throw a good beating on someone.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 22:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, not 24, not 25, not a scorpio.. and THATS NOT MY FUCKING BEER.. I was smokin bongs and drinking BACARDI that night.. see the bottle in my hand?

Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-07-31 22:22:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for having a beer. I mean jeez man, if not a joint at least go for a vodka or something. Pshhh beer. +2 for spray painting the fat ugly bitch behind you though. Dont't need any more of those on uber. and you are 24

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-07-31 21:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Duuuuude, it looks like there's a UFO abducting you. No *cries* get out of the way! They are gonna get you!



Submitted by ekkythumpin (user info) at 2003-07-31 21:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Doozie, do you hang around primary schools dealing marijuana?

I would say you are a Scorpio with Libra rising born in 1978, can you work out that age???? baahaahhaaa. Im hillarious.



Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-07-31 21:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

OMG, awsome. I just wrote Steinlager but really long with no spaces and you get a message. Ya learn something every day don't ya. If you don't get what i'm talking about, write something really long in caps.

Well anyways, VB sucks ass, go steiny's.

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 20:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nope .. not 19

Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-07-31 20:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are 19



Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 20:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey hey .. Im drinking Bacardi and smoking Port Royal rollies thanks mate.. And no, 23 is incorrect

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-31 20:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

VB and Winnies - you fucking ocker.

I guess (as you are a sun damaged Queenslander) 23?

Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 20:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah .. I had to spray paint the ugly fat bitch beside me.. thats why its photoshopped.. badly


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