Never, ever excercise again OR Goatse has nothing on this (NSFW) (1616 hits)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster:Hate Crime (View user info) at 2007-09-17 05:51:41 EDT
The rather shocking photo was snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.
This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".
To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:16:48 EDT (#)
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well, that gave me wood
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:07:18 EDT (#)
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I saw this on rotten.com 7 years ago.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:57:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 04:55:24 PDT (#)
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It's a rectal prolapse. It happens. Adolescents and rotten.com--jesus.
Now, considering your "ATTN American Idiots" post.....glass houses.
If you're representative of the British, they're in some sad shape.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:02:53 EDT (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1169419673592925351/1/I%20just%20pushed%20a%20little%20too%20hard,%20Pink%20Sock%20Anus.JPG
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 08:04:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 08:01:54 EDT (#)
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Man every one is up their own as today. I know it's Mondy but seriously, loosen up
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Up arse? Who have you been speaking to.....
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 08:01:54 EDT (#)
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Man every one is up their own as today. I know it's Mondy but seriously, loosen up
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:55:24 EDT (#)
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It's a rectal prolapse. It happens. Adolescents and rotten.com--jesus.
Now, considering your "ATTN American Idiots" post.....glass houses.
If you're representative of the British, they're in some sad shape.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:53:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:24:06 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your ban
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Can people get banned for stuff like this?
Can we vote?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:45:06 EDT (#)
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Man... I saw this on goregallery.com like ten fucking years ago... This is shit.
Seriously.
Dumb post.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:24:06 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your ban
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:17:28 EDT (#)
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my game over comments were on the back of TheBear saying "tanks play again"
Coont.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 07:15:56 EDT (#)
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*applies belt sander to eyes*
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:40:21 EDT (#)
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Fight fight fight!!
I'm a girl!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:29:31 EDT (#)
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You do realise that there is life outide of computer games. You can't just say Game Over and that be it. Try going to the houses of parliament state your case then say Game Over.
HINT: Leave the house and get a life
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:26:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:23:28 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. You see I am not so bothered with ratings. Your life is obviously ruled by whether someone gave you a -2 or not.
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Indeed, the 3 weeks I have been on this site have been devastating.....
Game Over Hen-boy.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:23:28 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. You see I am not so bothered with ratings. Your life is obviously ruled by whether someone gave you a -2 or not.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:20:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:14:45 BST (#)
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Rooster, i personally believe I am improving somewhat at posting.
You my friend should have given up a long time ago you are a fucking waste of net space.
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You my friend are dilusional
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No, observant. I get better ratings and reviews than I once did, possibly as I am now writing about real things that heppen to me etc.
You go on google, find images, then write shit.
Game Over.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 11:14:45 BST (#)
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Rooster, i personally believe I am improving somewhat at posting.
You my friend should have given up a long time ago you are a fucking waste of net space.
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You my friend are dilusional
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-17 06:14:45 EDT (#)
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Rooster, i personally believe I am improving somewhat at posting.
You my friend should have given up a long time ago you are a fucking waste of net space.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-09-17 05:54:26 EDT (#)
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this pic is several years old. I first saw this on either dailyboners.com or rotten.com, I can't remember which one now.
tanks for playing, try again next time!
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-09-17 05:53:36 EDT (#)
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What? Whats wrong?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-17 05:52:17 EDT (#)
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YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG!!
SICK MO FO