Born 09/08/07 - baby camwhore (1770 hits)
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Submitted by ruthless (View user info) at 2007-09-17 12:18:53 EDT
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always good to see a bubba again.
Hmmm. Bubba.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-05-15 12:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aw mowgli
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-05-15 11:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:35:16 EDT (#)
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cute
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
what a cute screw trophy...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aw
congrats
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Before you know it they are walking, talking and stealing your ciggies.
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:22:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Schlongy, your dick might be cute but I'm personally not gonna go poll all the hookers on Central and 4th to find out. My dick's a gargantuan pounding muscle of Thor-esque dimension and awesomeness. Even so, I'm willing to wager that baby's got both of us beat in the cute department.
Care to try for an award in depravity, though? I'm sure you'd win that.
Landslide.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:25:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My dick's cute...get to work.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg adorable. I'm a sucker for cuties.
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-09-18 02:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwww!!! :)
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 01:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well done, but i think posting new borns on the net for all the wrong kind of exposure is disgusting.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-18 01:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bringing growingfamily to us.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-09-18 00:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
joining the club i see
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-09-17 22:51:54 EDT (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-17 20:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty baby
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-09-17 20:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-17 19:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats!!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-17 19:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because as the old
saying goes, let your children run wild and free.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart vs. Australia
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-17 18:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-17 18:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's so pretty! Congratulations.
Submitted by BlinkinTurtle (user info) at 2007-09-17 18:41:48 EDT (#)
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Homer: I suppose you want to probe me. Well, you might as well get
it over with.
Kang: Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can
teach us.
Treehouse of Horror VII
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-17 18:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S A RAT.
DROWN IT, QUICK!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 17:34:24 EDT (#)
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Is it a fucking retard like you, beano, or does it have a chance in life?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-17 17:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK
I've got one of those.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-17 17:21:11 EDT (#)
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I've got on of those.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 16:00:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:06:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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That reminds me - where's Feety?
I stepped on his head and squashed him like an ant outside of Fenway Park in hopes that it would shut him AND Orgasmo up...I guess the plan was 50% successful.
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You do everything like an ant, Cabbage Patch.
Given that, I do believe my fetus is larger than you. So stop telling lies. Shoe.
SEE? 50 fucking %.
I'M WORKING ON THE OTHER 50%, UBER...PLEASE BE PATIENT.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:56:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:43:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:06:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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That reminds me - where's Feety?
I stepped on his head and squashed him like an ant outside of Fenway Park in hopes that it would shut him AND Orgasmo up...I guess the plan was 50% successful.
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You do everything like an ant, Cabbage Patch.
Given that, I do believe my fetus is larger than you. So stop telling lies. Shoe.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats ruthy!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:29:08 EDT (#)
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I know kaos... we've already told her big brother that he'll have to protect her.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sorry Ruthie - A daughter?
If she ends up looking even a bit like you, you're SOOOOOOOO screwed.
Daddy better invest in baseball bats...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:06:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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That reminds me - where's Feety?
I stepped on his head and squashed him like an ant outside of Fenway Park in hopes that it would shut him AND Orgasmo up...I guess the plan was 50% successful.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations. Welcome to parenthood. You're in for it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In other words....cute baby. Have her call me in 16 years.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-17 15:00:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is one not at all unattractive placenta beast.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:45:59 EDT (#)
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She doesn't have any thumbs!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He's sleeping, Yozz. He's been doing that more lately. I think he thinks it'll help him grow more. Between you and me, he still looks as small as ever.
I think the trip to Boston exhausted him. He totally got to enjoy a baseball helmet full of soft serve, though, so maybe he's still working through his sugar low.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Diary,
Whew, I just got born and boy am I exhausted. I hope neither of the big ones finds you and learns that I can write, because if that happens I'm certain they'll put me to work or try and teach me 'tricks' to show to all their friends. You simply wouldn't believe the outfits they've put me in already. Oh how I long to one day soil them with my processed waste and show them all what-for.
Anyway. So tired now. So, so tired. So tired.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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That reminds me - where's Feety?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 14:09:19 EDT (#)
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Wow. I've never been on most heated before. And to think all I had to do was procreate. Thanks for all the well wishes!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:31:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Right on!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:29:33 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the baby...don't listen about the sleep...both my girls were sleeping through the night by 3 weeks old.
of course my night ends at around 12 and my starts around 4-5 so..
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:24:29 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Don't expect any sleep for a while!
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Why? My daughter's been sleeping through the night since she was 4 months old.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:26:30 EDT (#)
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OOoooooooOOoOoooOoooOOOohhh! Cutie!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:24:29 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Don't expect any sleep for a while!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:24:03 EDT (#)
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I don't have time for lunch today so, if you don't mind, could I just grab a teat after the kid is done and catch a quick snack?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:23:48 EDT (#)
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awww what a cutie, dont let shandy near it...
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-17 13:01:04 EDT (#)
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Congrats.... and now the real worrying begins!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:57:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:45:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:43:36 EDT (#)
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Aw. Does this mean you're not hot anymore? Gyp.
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I look the same. I'm already back in my pre-pregnancy clothes.
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This comment made me cry inside b/c I know I'll never be that lucky.
*mutters* 9 day old baby and is back in pre-preggers clothes......
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:54:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:39:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84054#1840024
Appropriate comment right there. Congrats.
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completely appropriate shirt too.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear Diary,
Whew, I just got born and boy am I exhausted. I hope neither of the big ones finds you and learns that I can write, because if that happens I'm certain they'll put me to work or try and teach me 'tricks' to show to all their friends. You simply wouldn't believe the outfits they've put me in already. Oh how I long to one day soil them with my processed waste and show them all what-for.
Anyway. So tired now. So, so tired. So tired.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caongratulaations. The 2 a's make it more Swedish and worldly.
She's beautiful. I hope that all is going well for you.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:48:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Grats, she is pretty
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:47:54 EDT (#)
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I'm the mom. Her name is Caitlin Vivian.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Looks tasty... I mean, cute.
Congratulations!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good picture. are you teh babymama or teh babydaddy?
i'm saying made me smile but it really made me frown.
i want one :(
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
are you going to tell us her name?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:45:12 EDT (#)
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beautiful, congratulations!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:45:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw. Does this mean you're not hot anymore? Gyp.
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I look the same. I'm already back in my pre-pregnancy clothes.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:44:14 EDT (#)
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8th of September. She's 5 days old in this picture.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:43:36 EDT (#)
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Aw. Does this mean you're not hot anymore? Gyp.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:39:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84054#1840024
Appropriate comment right there. Congrats.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I meant the other way round, obviously. Fuck, time to go home...
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Is that the 8th of August or 9th of September? If it's the latter then that there baby is in excellent company (me.)
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There is hope. Congrats.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:32:27 EDT (#)
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Ruthy for the win.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:30:40 EDT (#)
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Hahaha, if I got one person to believe me then that's good. Shlongy on the other hand only counts for one person because of his senility.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:30:38 EDT (#)
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OOOOOOOH, I THINK YOUR COVER-UP MIGHT WORK, SICOSEMEN!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:25:34 EDT (#)
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angina..
Sicosemen, below
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:29:33 EDT (#)
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Shlongy,
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:26:13 EDT (#)
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Fuck it...I can try but It's obviously not going to work for me :)
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:28:32 EDT (#)
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mellitus..
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:28:18 EDT (#)
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Does what it says on the box. Congrats
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:28:03 EDT (#)
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RUTHY!
I'm so happy for you. This place may never change, but I'm glad that doesn't mean you abandon it entirely. Congratulations.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:27:47 EDT (#)
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Does Tigerlily still hang around this hellhole?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:27:47 EDT (#)
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I enjoy reading the responses of those who want to create noise for the sake of creating noise.
"YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION; YOUR BABY'S UGLY; THIS ISN'T A BLOG; YOU FUCKED A COW; BLAHABALAAHALAHLAAAHAHAHHH"
Cute baby--now you get to stay up at night, mwahahahahaa!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:27:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:25:34 EDT (#)
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angina..
YOU FUCKED UP ANOTHER ALTER, SICO, YOU STUPID SHIT.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:26:30 EDT (#)
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Not for you, sir.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:26:13 EDT (#)
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Fuck it...I can try but It's obviously not going to work for me :)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:25:59 EDT (#)
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Got any pictures of that young broad breast feeding on you?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:25:34 EDT (#)
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angina..
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd hit it...
With RU486, like 8.5 months ago.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cute. But please, regardless of how much Shlongy may beg, don't show us your hole.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:24:06 EDT (#)
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I love how this place never changes. Regardless, for the few of you who will care, this is my daughter, born healthy and happy September 8, 6 pounds 12 oz, 19 1/2 inches.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats :)
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:20:40 EDT (#)
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...would look better hacked up into pieces and littered about a major interstate.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:20:20 EDT (#)
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Why did this have to happen now, during prime time, when TV's
brightest stars come out to shine?
-- Homer Simpson
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who cares. Shove it back in the cunt of whoever shat it out and use a coat hanger.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-17 12:19:44 EDT (#)
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Oh joy.