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Pictures You Probably Haven't Seen, Pt. 1 (1129 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.09 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (View user info) at 2007-09-18 06:50:28 EDT




Sell The Eagles a Victory, PLEASE!.JPG (810 kB)

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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

the 4th picture in, the bird? it's holding a thumbscrew for a computer case. the scary part? i noticed that on the fly, spinning through the images at 100mph. what a fucking nerd.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does that chick with the iguana have a boner?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Cool pictures.


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ummmm alright, now what do I do with them?

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That certainly changed my life for the better.

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Me likey

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear Uniter,
My dick is bigger than yours and that is saying a lot.
Your pal,
Sicosemen

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

It's the AZN nigga fuck the rest
Dallas to New York jigga, we the best
Vietnam to Japan to Mongolia
Philippines to Taiwan to Cambodia
Korea, ah ah, hometown China
who you got, huh?
you got shit nigga, feel the size
it's the A-Z-N better recognize

got rice, bitch? got rice?
got food, got soup, got spice?
got brains like us? got skills like us?
got cars? got clothes? got girls like us?
wassup we the shit and we kill ya'll fools
we got money in the bank from our family jewels
can we help it if we raid and corrupt the schools?
it don't matter fuck the law shit we break the rules
we jack cars, pop games, yo we got the tools
flip it up, break it down then we shoot some pool,
you fuck with me, you fuck with all bitch, don't think it's cool
one on one fuck that it's three on one no duels

got rice bitch? got rice?
anything you can show that's nice?
got cash, got moves, got thoughts like us?
Fuck no, Hell you white you'll never be like us
Take off your shoes when you enter please
or crawl around on the floor with your fucking knees
don't mind the smell you'll get used to it
moth balls, fried squid, and that buddha shit
what the hell is that you think i don't see
no forks in the house chops sticks only
have a taste don't be scared try the lemon tea
you don't want thats alright try the fuck on me

Got rice bitch, got rice?
Got luck anytime you roll the dice?
your luck is bad unless you run and hide,
coz we're thugs for life baby, Asian Pride...

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bad. No. Bad.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why be such a noob for you noob.


What a total noob you are, your noob.













nice faggy noob signature too, fucking noob.

Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2




SHIT

From the filename alone I knew this would be a bunch of weak shit the whole world has already seen posted by a fucking noob.


As it turns out it was posted by a complete faggot and noob.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think that flying rhino is cool

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bart probably won't unban you because...let's face it...most people who get banned are repeat offenders. Maybe if there were fewer alters he wouldn't have this "fuck em, they'll just come back" sort of mentality.

As it stands, I suspect Bart no longer gives a shit about this place. How could he? It went from a close circle of people to an explosion of bad writers, some of whom even tried, to a shitfest where creating the newest alter with no original shtick is the name of the game.

Except for losing touch with a very few people, I wouldn't be all that upset if it disappeared the way pulseHEAD did. Sort of "cutting one's losses" in many ways.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 09:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mudwhistle...interesting and astute observation. You've been around here a while and you've seen what I am capable of when I try. I vowed to not try until Bart reinstates my account. It's a matter of principle now. I've apologized (I didn't even know what I did), asked nicely, waited, and still no dice. If I spend more than 15 minutes on a post then it's too long and quite frankly, I enjoy pissing some people off.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 09:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what's that last bunch of?

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-18 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I actually quite liked some of these.

Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Haven't seen them...

Wish i still hadn't....

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ive seen none of these before either but then again ive never seen the queen sucking my dick and im pretty darn sure I dont wanna see that.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the sweet fucking rotator gun.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nope, i've not seen them before

although i must admit...I find none of them very intersting

but hey...at least you got your post in for the day.

you know, i have this ongoing battle in my head now and then about whether you actually think people are 'riding you coattails', as they seem to be going no where, or if that is just part of your schtick.



Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha, got class kids...bye now


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh oh

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you know why we haven't seen them?

BECAUSE NO-ONE ELSE WOULD POST THIS CRAP!

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Get off my dick, kid. You can't ride my coattails no matter how hard you try.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-18 07:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

'Images I could probably do without seeing ever again'


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