Video games which I should have liked (456 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2007-09-18 08:00:42 EDT
Gauntlet. Remember this one? You could pick the warrior, valkyrie, wizard or some poof elf and you were running around a maze shooting axes at ghosts and trying to find the exit. It was an arcade smash that spawned heaps of sequels and made it onto heaps of computers/consoles.The thing is, the game fucken sucked. It was so fucken boring and every level was the same and the ghost making machines kept making ghosts. What good is a ghost making machine? Fucken thing.
Gran Turismo. Fuck off. Oh look at all the cars I can pick, and I can tune them up and change wheels and shit. But what you can't do is get in the car and drive it to work or to the shops. So what fucken good is it? No good at all. Fuck. Off.
Sonic. Supposed to be a Mario killer. Got it when I was 12, played it and convinced myself I liked it. But deep down I knew it was shit. The thing was no fun at all. You'd collect 90 rings, get hit with a spike and only 12 rings would come out. 6 if it was on the Master System. All you Sega fags stop kidding yourselves, Mario shits all over Sonic all the time.
The ninja turtles game on IBM. This game came out ages ago. We grew up playing the turtles arcade game, which was pretty cool. Then they made this montrosity for the IBM, fuck it was awful. And to play it you had to enter a code from a huge book of serial numbers printed on some fucked up brown paper. The paper was brown so you could not photocopy it. Hey guess what? No one wanted to pirate your game because it was fucken gay. That's the most effective form of pirate proofing, making your game so shit that no one would copy it. Job well done. Fucken dickheads.
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Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-10 16:01:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:33:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-02-08 05:46:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-02-08 05:37:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-02-08 05:07:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:37:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:07:03 EDT (#)
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so you didn't like Gran Tourismo because the cars weren't 'real' and you couldn't 'take them home'?
good god son, stay away from porn, you'll be sorely disappointed.
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:37:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:07:03 EDT (#)
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so you didn't like Gran Tourismo because the cars weren't 'real' and you couldn't 'take them home'?
good god son, stay away from porn, you'll be sorely disappointed.
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hahahahahah
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:29:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:22:01 EDT (#)
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BOOOOO. Gauntlet rocked. You are toss.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:20:44 EDT (#)
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zomg skrpmetal zanged me with superior english skillzors. fucken dickhead.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:15:21 EDT (#)
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There are two suffixes spelled -en in English. The first has the basic meaning "to cause to be" or "to become." When added to nouns and adjectives, this -en forms verbs: lengthen, soften. The other suffix -en, meaning "made of, resembling," is an adjective suffix. That is, it changes nouns into adjectives: wooden, golden. The verb suffix -en comes from the Old English suffix -nian, and the adjective suffix -en is from Old English -en.
The American Heritage® Book of English Usage. Copyright © 1996 by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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When you refer to these games as "fucken", do you mean to say that these games caused you to become fucked? From your tone, I'd say that, were this the case, the 'fucked' you became was not the good kind of 'fucked'. Or perhaps you mean to say that these games are made of fuck. I'm not quite sure how a game might be made of a verb, but on the off chance that they're made of what's left on the sheets/car seat/kitchen counter/toilet after a well-performed fuck, I'd say you're a bit odd for spending so much time playing with them.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:12:44 EDT (#)
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0 for 4.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:11:39 EDT (#)
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i knew some fag would defend gauntlet. fuck you are a faggot.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:07:03 EDT (#)
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so you didn't like Gran Tourismo because the cars weren't 'real' and you couldn't 'take them home'?
good god son, stay away from porn, you'll be sorely disappointed.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:03:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-18 08:01:57 EDT (#)
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Gauntlet was fucking awesome. This post was not.