Clicking Here Will Enlarge Your Penis and Give You God-Like Powers (1550 hits)
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Submitted by SilvrWolf (View user info) at 2007-09-18 10:10:09 EDT
Hello again, you deviants, malcontents and all the other miscreants to which I so endear myself! I've so missed your elitist, sycophantic ass-kissing and venomous, vitriolic harassment of the textually-challenged. I've even missed that saint of saints, Method.
I've been absent from this wondrous place (as if any of you noticed/cared ('cept you, Sacrilicious)) for far too long. I've been on a whirlwind world tour expanding my overseas acquisitions, planning for my impending, inevitable domination of the planet and ruthlessly persecuting crippled Jewish children (if you're one of the "chosen" ones, why can't you walk? Huh? HUH?!?). I've sampled eleven different varieties of Indonesian hookers and used brass knuckles to punch random kittens on three continents. I've also had salacious encounters with Ugandan midget arms dealers (midget arms are HUGE right now, consider investing -- they're delicious AND nutritious with zero trans fat!). Hmm, let me think if I missed anything... Oh, yeah! I carpet-bombed the whole of Sri Lanka with fart rocks, candy corn and fart rocks disguised as candy corn. Oh, the confusion and hilarity that ensued! Mmmm, good times...
I also see that few things have changed around here: I missed Uber's 100,000th post; I see it was about as interesting as its 50,000th. I passed 100,000 hits but that doesn't really matter considering that 1,000,000 now seems to be the Holy Grail. People have had babies, illicit affairs, alter wars, told lies and are my eyes deceiving me or do we have over 30,000 registered users now? That should bring the number of actual, regularly posting users to 14 or 15. Hell, in Virginia, that's a big enough population to have Uber incorporated.
In other news: my experiment in genetically engineering shark-monkey-falcons is a complete success. I have two battalions of combat-ready conscripts and four more receiving their jujitsu and close-quarters S.C.A.R.S. training as I type this. I've already accepted the surrender of world superpowers Belize and Guyana and plan to construct bases of operations in each within the next twenty minutes. I'm also currently in negotiations with Zimbabwe, Java, Laos and Lichtenstein. Should any of you be trembling with fear right now, the user comments section of this post is a good place to leave your official, unconditional surrender notice. Actually, any comment (including "No Comment") left here will be construed as surrender anyway. After all, I know none of you pussies wants to face screaming, shit-slinging sharks that fly, so just give up now and I'll spare your lives. RESISTANCE IS FEUDAL--- uhhh, FERTILE--------- damnit, USELESS!
Other than my jet-setting, megalomaniacal exploits, I've been scouring the internet for Spongebob on Dora hardcore ass-to-mouth porn and tips on natural male enhancement. Wait, that's a lie and I want nothing in this post to be untrue. I've really been the one producing HD-DVD-quality Spongebob on Dora porn and making my secretary/girlfriend back here in the states upload it on excruciatingly slow dial-up internet connections. For the last year, I've taken triple daily doses of ALL the natural male enhancement and stamina products on the market and have the official results ready to be revealed: my penis now has to be tied to the tongue of my sneakers so I don't step on it, my testicles are the size, color and texture of giant sea anemones and I ejaculate string cheese (provolone, I think). I pass out every time I get an erection and wake up in various hotel rooms dressed in drag and reeking of Axe body spray and Jose Cuervo Especial. All true.
Michael Vick, I'm going to use tasers, lemons and arsenic-tainted shiny nickels to train you to fight. In three months, you will face O.J. Simpson in a fight to the death in... the OCTAGON! I've already fleshed out the details with Dana White and it's going down, man. We could only get the fight sanctioned in Portugal, but we're currently negotiating the pay-per-view rights with Dish Network. The weapons available to you will be party hats, old AAA batteries and Olive Garden bread sticks. At random intervals, a fan will be chosen to shoot one of you with a tranquilizer dart loaded with LSD-25. Should you both make it to the third round, you're pussies with no fortitude and will be summarily executed by the fans with fish hooks and dry fettuccini noodles. Although I don't condone it, I don't really care that you fight dogs, man. It just pisses me off that you fuck up like this after the debacle of your dumbass brother and then the massacre at Va. Tech. You and Bruce Smith were the main success stories that VT had, fucker! You'll pay, assmuncher. Oh yes, you'll pay if I have to nuke Newport News into the bay.
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Alrighty then, I've done just about all the name-dropping, asinine randomness and storytelling that I care to do for now. I know my writing is a bit rusty but I got off, so get your shit and get out. I'll call you sometime. Here's the result from a Google image search for "nothing in particular":
User Reviews
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-10-02 10:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The legendary Silvrwolf's returned! Huzzah!
Something I've wondered, was this the chick you made shit herself during sex? http://www.ubersite.com/m/42196
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First of all, "legendary"? I don't feel that way but thank you.
And no, it's not the same girl. The girl whose tits graced two of my posts cheated on me, got booted to the curb, gained around 70 lbs. and lives in some shitty low-rent trailer park now. She's a felon so she can't get a job and sits around the trailer getting even more obese petting her three cats and two dogs.
Karma bent her over and reamed her with extreme prejudice, so I'm not bitter anymore.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-10-01 11:27:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/100335#2540497
I could hook you up. <shifty eyes> My contact's are... let us say, well-placed. Upon further thought, I'm offended you didn't come to me first. But nemmind, I'll do you a good deal anyway.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2007-09-28 18:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-20 06:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've been gone a while
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The legendary Silvrwolf's returned! Huzzah!
Something I've wondered, was this the chick you made shit herself during sex? http://www.ubersite.com/m/42196
Just curious. I had a similar, although quite different, experience years back.
Extraordinarily Relevant Linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/98827
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Licious!!!!!! How's our illegimate lemur love-child doing?
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His nails are killing me, but it's convenient that respect for the matriarchal society is in his blood.
Please send money for bugs. He loves those things.
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ttly not funny, ml. imma find this intruder and choke him ayout with mah umbilicalz.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi and welcome home.
Due to the egregious nature of the false claims you made in the title of your post you will be recieving a summons to appear in court to answer for your transgressions. I regret to inform you that this is no small matter. Your willful disregard of the truth has caused the collapse of all known gnome societies and as such they are demanding retirbution. Failue to appear in court at the appointed time will result in the deaths of three emus and a baby who will then be used in an occult ceremony to cause the immediate and whole loss of your penile piece. Please do not disregard this warning as you have so disgracefully done with the truth.
Sincerely, Brdn_nkd
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Can we get this certified as a class-action? 'Cause I want in.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi and welcome home.
Due to the egregious nature of the false claims you made in the title of your post you will be recieving a summons to appear in court to answer for your transgressions. I regret to inform you that this is no small matter. Your willful disregard of the truth has caused the collapse of all known gnome societies and as such they are demanding retirbution. Failue to appear in court at the appointed time will result in the deaths of three emus and a baby who will then be used in an occult ceremony to cause the immediate and whole loss of your penile piece. Please do not disregard this warning as you have so disgracefully done with the truth.
Sincerely, Brdn_nkd
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-19 07:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
vasovasostomy..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hi do you like puffins? I have some puffins for sale.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thats a name i havn't seen in a long time...
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see an old familiar face during my secret lurking.
Long lost long distance love to you, dear.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good post, so where you really been - infecting giant rats with herps?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So, get any more English mail-order brides lately?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*clicks on post*
*looks down*
*sighs sadly*
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm stealing "whorehammer"
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:51:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My penis has god-like powers, and is actually typing this message while I'm making dinner. HOW DID YOU DO THIS?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, fella.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't read this.
I'm here for the giant penis powers.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 12:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only whores I know these days all hang out on Ubersite.
Well, besides Mrs. Shlongy, I guess.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've missed you too, Circe.
I'll be back soon.
Hugs, kisses and jetliner near-misses...
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wildman....
bam
fur
g
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, I was afraid you'd hook him up with some SC whores. I'm still a momma's boy; you know, family honor and all that bullshit. He did say he wanted to go back, though.
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Alright, I've camped this bitch long enough. I have to go feed the child and mow my insanely large yard now. Keep on abusing company resources, Uber.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I missed you.
I WAS ALWAYS ON YOUR SIDE, DUDE. ALWAYS.
-weeps-
mem-ries
light the corners of my miiiiind
misty watercolored mem-ries
of the way we weeeerreeeee
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MudWhistle's secretary has a pee-pee.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
imagine my face after opening this, calling my secretary into the room and demanding in God-like fashion that she service my WhoreHammer...to no...fucking...avail!
Liar...LIIIIAAAAARRRRR!!!!
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Shit! I forgot the disclaimer! Please allow 4-8 hours before noticable enlargement and 2 days for god-like powers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:46:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have had your step-dad look me up...I would have set him up with some golf or something.
That's what I do.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
imagine my face after opening this, calling my secretary into the room and demanding in God-like fashion that she service my WhoreHammer...to no...fucking...avail!
Liar...LIIIIAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cheque'sin the mail, you illiterate penile saber.
Good post though.
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Damned dirty Brits! You act like you invented the language--
Oh wait...
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Licious!!!!!! How's our illegimate lemur love-child doing?
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His nails are killing me, but it's convenient that respect for the matriarchal society is in his blood.
Please send money for bugs. He loves those things.
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Check's in the mail, babe.
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Cheque'sin the mail, you illiterate penile saber.
Good post though.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ummmmmm, who ARE you?
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I sent my stepdad to HHI to hit the links. I forget which of the courses he played that you linked me to, but he had a blast. I didn't go because I moved, fell in love and started having ridiculous amounts of depraved sex. Thanks.
To answer your question: I'm no one; just a mouse hiding from the hawks in the house of Raven.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Licious!!!!!! How's our illegimate lemur love-child doing?
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His nails are killing me, but it's convenient that respect for the matriarchal society is in his blood.
Please send money for bugs. He loves those things.
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Check's in the mail, babe.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Licious!!!!!! How's our illegimate lemur love-child doing?
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His nails are killing me, but it's convenient that respect for the matriarchal society is in his blood.
Please send money for bugs. He loves those things.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ummmmmm, who ARE you?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've been watching too many Valtrex commercials.
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Doesn't it always look like the partner who doesn't have herp in those commercials is trying painfully hard not to look pissed off?
"I have genital herpes."
"And I don't." <glares>
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://evil-guide.tripod.com/
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he does all the time
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LIES!!
Look, if you didn't want it on your face all the time, it wouldn't happen. I can't control the hose while watching my o-face in the headboard mirror. I'm sooo pretty.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewww, cumming in a woman's hair is an uncool banning offense.
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Perhaps, but I'll lovingly wash it out in a candlelit bath later accompanied by a glass of wine.
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You've been watching too many Valtrex commercials.
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewww, cumming in a woman's hair is an uncool banning offense.
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Perhaps, but I'll lovingly wash it out in a candlelit bath later accompanied by a glass of wine.
where's my candlelit bath and glass of wine,
damn contracts
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewww, cumming in a woman's hair is an uncool banning offense.
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Perhaps, but I'll lovingly wash it out in a candlelit bath later accompanied by a glass of wine.
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he does all the time
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
'Licious!!!!!! How's our illegimate lemur love-child doing?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ewww, cumming in a woman's hair is an uncool banning offense.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it.....as usual
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I am SOOOOOO kicking in your back door tonight! I told you to stay away from Uber. Evil lives here.
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Yeah, it corrupts the good and strengthens the evil. I mean, take me for example: before Uber, I would've read this as someone kicking in their neighbor's door, but now I envision SilvrWolf shoving his foot so far up your ass for coming here after he has warned you that your butthole implodes.
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I'm gonna cum in her hair, too. Just for shits and giggles.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'LL READ THIS LATER BUT I MISSED YOUUUUUU
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it.....as usual
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I am SOOOOOO kicking in your back door tonight! I told you to stay away from Uber. Evil lives here.
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Yeah, it corrupts the good and strengthens the evil. I mean, take me for example: before Uber, I would've read this as someone kicking in their neighbor's door, but now I envision SilvrWolf shoving his foot so far up your ass for coming here after he has warned you that your butthole implodes.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, but i can!!!!!!!!!1
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Back to work, minion! And why the fuck aren't you answering your phone? This site is gonna get you fired, B. Seriously. And if my sugar-momma can't keep me in heroin and pixie-sticks anymore, I'm outta here.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
doesn't do what it says on the tin
:(
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1190022701257832640/1/Uh%20Oh!.jpg
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You promised you wouldn't post that! That's the last time I eat 27 pounds of cheese for you, you bastard!
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no, but i can!!!!!!!!!1
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<------ S.I. Co. Semen and fuck you, I didn't read this. Welcome back and write something that I'll read.
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You're just mad because clicking didn't work for you, Si. I've had such a hard time writing over the last year, you're lucky I didn't post a pic of my penis.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it.....as usual
Damn! I NEVER get a virgin.
We shall nevar surender! Bicth!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 11:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1190022701257832640/1/Uh%20Oh!.jpg
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Clicking Here Will Enlarge Your Penis and Give You God-Like Powers"
Oh shit, it worked.
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
love ya baby
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
promise's, promise's,
all i get is promise's
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The above comment is exactly why you should stay away. Promise's what? Lose the apostrophe, mongo! Promises don't own anything. Straighten up or else. Remember: I have your daughters.
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
promise's, promise's,
all i get is promise's
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it.....as usual
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I am SOOOOOO kicking in your back door tonight! I told you to stay away from Uber. Evil lives here.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! My first retaliatory rating!
It's good to be home.
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You're welcome.
Submitted by SGRPUSS (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved it.....as usual
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yay! My first retaliatory rating!
It's good to be home.
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:35:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Um. No. Yourself.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<------ S.I. Co. Semen and fuck you, I didn't read this. Welcome back and write something that I'll read.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boring.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah! I'm all about flipping over crippled children in their chairs.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll devise a position for you, Hilarity. I need generals. Are you willing to abuse kittens or shove sticks in the spokes of wheelchairs?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-18 10:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I surrender, but insist on holding some sort of position of power in your army, oh fine master.