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Rating: -1.81 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dave Stool <Tbilisi79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-09-18 13:22:28 EDT


While spending a fair amount of time on the web during my working hours, I stumble upon this little site and waste some more of my employers money.
From time to time I find some interesting or dare I even say funny ramblings of some idiot behind an IP address. Unlike most of my coworkers, who have an IQ of an unborn pig, some of the writers are worth fingering this damn keyboard and reading from time to time.

As i sit at work, listening to a meeting where some assfuck millionaire is talking about his stocks and some investors taking notes on shit he is talking about, I wonder if the Ribs from this weekends BBQ will defrost in time for me too cook them, or will I resort yet to another order of take out from a lousy Pizzeria or a Chinese joint I was once eployed at. THen there is this Indian place that I love, but last time I ate from there I was shitting water for 2 days, so I am a little skeptical.

Bottom line, having just purchased a 50 inch Plasma and a ps3, i can safely predict that my evening will be better than %75 of this population, if not better.

As I was leaving my house this morning, at 5am, a touch of grey, a cold wind, 50 degree atmosphere gave every sign of a passing summer. Will you miss Summer? Maybe you will, maybe not, maybe Fuck yourself!

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Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thermocoagulation..

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

lol

Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

um... no

Submitted by Shaun_Rocks (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I haven't rated or posted around here for a while, but this just seemed like a worthwhile reason.

QFE
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is just one stream of incoherent babble.

And saying that because you have a big television and a PS3 makes your life better is just ridiculous. So, I don't spend my time behind the plasma glow of Madden 2008, does this mean I am better than you? Absolutely not. It just means that I enjoy life more than you as trendy possesions are what you base worth.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Submitted by traxadron (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:59:23 EDT (#)
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I'm not saying that I am better than you in particular, perhaps I am, perhaps not.
This week will be filled with 12 hour days, so at the end of the day I wount be able to go to GYM, or visit parents for dinner, or go on a bike ride like I usually do when weather is good.
So yes, watching TV after a long day and maybe spending 15 minutes playing (my first EVER) playstation is not a bad thing at all. Usually I would have some sex, but woman is away till the end of the week.

Enjoy my stool!

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is just one stream of incoherent babble.

And saying that because you have a big television and a PS3 makes your life better is just ridiculous. So, I don't spend my time behind the plasma glow of Madden 2008, does this mean I am better than you? Absolutely not. It just means that I enjoy life more than you as trendy possesions are what you base worth.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

waste... stool.. suckage... connect the dots bonehead.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol@dave STOOL.

Heh.

Stool.





lol



Stool.

haha.







...stool.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Dave Stool <Tbilisi79.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-09-18 13:22:28 EDT

While spending a fair amount of time on the web during my working hours, I stumble upon this little site and waste some more of my employers money.
From time to time I find some interesting or dare I even say funny ramblings of some idiot behind an IP address. Unlike most of my coworkers, who have an IQ of an unborn pig, some of the writers are worth fingering this damn keyboard and reading from time to time.

As i sit at work, listening to a meeting where some assfuck millionaire is talking about his stocks and some investors taking notes on shit he is talking about, I wonder if the Ribs from this weekends BBQ will defrost in time for me too cook them, or will I resort yet to another order of take out from a lousy Pizzeria or a Chinese joint I was once eployed at. THen there is this Indian place that I love, but last time I ate from there I was shitting water for 2 days, so I am a little skeptical.

Bottom line, having just purchased a 50 inch Plasma and a ps3, i can safely predict that my evening will be better than %75 of this population, if not better.

As I was leaving my house this morning, at 5am, a touch of grey, a cold wind, 50 degree atmosphere gave every sign of a passing summer. Will you miss Summer? Maybe you will, maybe not, maybe Fuck yourself!

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


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