Chicken Butt (2609 hits)
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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2007-09-18 14:09:11 EDT
I answered a shit-ton of questions on this career site. It says that I am suited to be:
1.Special Effects Technician
2.Writer
3.Artist
4.Musician
5.Inventor
6.Critic
7.Plumber
8.Translator
9.Dancer
10.Glazier
11.Tilesetter
12.Model
13.Photographer
14.Flooring Installer
15.Music Teacher / Instructor
You know you're just as fucking bored as I am. You're not working right now. Work makes you want to stab folks in the eye with your new letter opener. MMM, new letter opener.
So go to www.careercruising.com
Put in Username: nycareers - Password: landmark
Take the 'Career Matchmaker' questions at the upper left corner and post the top 15 results or so.
And -2 this post. I couldn't give a shit.
Also, here's a picture of someone who is probably worse off than you:
User Reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 15:59:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pissy baby below
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Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:14:09 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's break this post down:
Creativity? None.
Original Idea put forth? None.
Cut/Paste? Check.
Legions of Ghola "fans" jumping on this just because she posted it? Check.
Average rating of this post had ANY OTHER USER posted it? Average of -1.5 to -2.
Fuck you.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"probably worse off than you"
oh, if only that was true. Damn chick butt.
Submitted by aldenso (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
1. Rocket Scientist
2. Chemical Engineer
3. Nuclear Scientist
4. Judge
5. Dental Hygienist
6. Psychologist
7. President
8. Philosopher
9. The next Stephen Hawking (but not a cripple)
10. Biologist
I'm impressed that they even pointed out that I wouldn't be a crippled Hawking...
Submitted by Caulfield (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A plumber. I didn't see that coming.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Junk Manager
2. Rodeo Clown Psychologist
3. Food Masticator
4. Middle Mouse button technician
5. Fork Specialist
6. Knife-wielding cake maniac
7. Janitor's PA
8. Wallet inspector
9. Hyphenated Therapist
10. Judge Judy look-alike
11. Faggot Identifier
12. Wok fitter
13. Samuel L Jackson look-alike
14. Liberal amount administrator
15. Regurgitated dog food artist
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
anything that makes people feel like you give a shit about them or their interests, gains a positive rating.
obviously.
Submitted by Empathetic (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's break this post down:
Creativity? None.
Original Idea put forth? None.
Cut/Paste? Check.
Legions of Ghola "fans" jumping on this just because she posted it? Check.
Average rating of this post had ANY OTHER USER posted it? Average of -1.5 to -2.
Fuck you.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-19 12:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really wanted this one to be my #1 career....
22. Explosives Specialist
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-09-19 12:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Electrical Engineer
2. Chemical Engineer
3. Aerospace Engineer
4. Mechanical Engineer
5. Geologist
6. Civil Engineering Tech
7. Biomedical Engineer
8. Mining Engineer
9. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer
10. Astronomer
11. Petroleum Engineer
12. Industrial Engineer
13. Meteorologist
14. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist
15. Physicist
16. Civil Engineer
And can you guess what I actually do? Engineering! 11 / 16 things tell me to do engineering....crazy!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-19 11:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.Curator
2.Sports Instructor
3.Professor
4.Coach
5.Director
6.Association Manager
7.Anthropologist
8.Activist
9.Print Journalist
10.Writer
11.Critic
12.Public Policy Analyst
13.Political Aide
14.Market Research Analyst
15.Translator
16.Lobbyist
--Hmmm rather random me thinks
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Special Effects Technician
2. Actor
3. Comedian
4. Casting Director
5. Composer
6. Musician
7. Magician
8. Dancer
9. Set Designer
10. Costume Designer
11. Stuntperson
12. Sign Maker
13. Fashion Designer
14. Gerontologist
15. Pet Groomer
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I said in my last post I should have been a zoology major.
1. Veterinarian
2. Zoologist
3. Taxidermist
4. Marine Biologist
5. Veterinary Technician
6. Biologist
7. Ecologist
8. Microbiologist
9. Agronomist
10. Special Effects Technician
11. Paleontologist
12. Makeup Artist
13. Set Designer
14. Animator
15. Fashion Designer
16. Costume Designer
17. Sign Maker
18. Graphic Designer
19. Artist
20. Computer Animator
21. Composer
22. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer
23. Upholsterer
24. Pharmacy Technician
25. Medical Illustrator
26. Medical Lab Tech
27. Industrial Designer
28. Director of Photography
29. Bicycle Mechanic
30. Musician
31. Furniture Finisher
32. Picture Framer
33. Botanist
34. Pet Groomer
35. Desktop Publisher
36. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
37. Dental Lab Tech
38. Electrician
39. Autobody Repairer
40. Plumber
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good post for making people think about what they're doing with they're lives.
+2 awesome girl
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Foreign Language Instructor
2. ESL Teacher
3. Editor
4. Computer Trainer
5. Professor
6. Communications Specialist
7. Casting Director
8. Critic
9. Market Research Analyst
10. Musician
11. Health Records Professional
12. Administrative Assistant
13. Comedian
14. Print Journalist
15. Composer
Interesting...I am #3, have been involved with 1 and 2, seriously considered 14
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-19 07:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
revascularize..
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-19 05:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And -2 this post. I couldn't give a shit.
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Ok......
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-19 05:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Probation / Parole Officer
2.
Road Construction and Maintenance Worker
3.
Window Washer
4.
Forestry Technician
5.
Social Worker
6.
Landscaper
7.
Addictions Counselor
8.
Mail Carrier
9.
Rehabilitation Counselor
10.
Recreation Therapist
11.
Animal Caretaker
12.
Hospital Service Worker
13.
Psychologist
14.
Humanitarian Aid Worker
15.
Sport Psychology Consultant
They didn't ask me enough questions about psychology or sports. Incidentally, what I really would like to do with my life is #15.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.
Physical Education Teacher
2.
Dancer!! hehe
3.
Animal Trainer
4.
Horse Trainer
5.
Early Childhood Educator
6.
Kinesiologist
7.
Speech-Language Pathologist
8.
Personal Trainer
9.
Outdoor Guide
10.
Animal Caretaker
11.
Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
12.
Professional Athlete
13.
Computer Trainer
14.
Housekeeper
15. Music Teacher / Instructor
A professional athlete, but hey ive stopped taking drugs :(
And how do you grow greenhouses, actually my list has some weird things on.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Project Manager -> OK?
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I'd go with that. You don't really work, just supervise. Plus you get to demand an outrageous salary for doing dick.
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Yes. Yes, you do.
Hence why I'm not a zoologist...
Submitted by fluffy_love (user info) at 2007-09-19 01:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Computer Engineer
2. Computer Programmer
3. Astronomer
4. Physicist
5. Anthropologist
6. Professor
7. Mathematician
8. Business Systems Analyst
9. Market Research Analyst
10. Print Journalist
11. Writer
12. Translator
13. Web Developer
14. Database Developer
15. Project Manager
16. Computer Support Person
17. Technical Writer
18. Mining Engineer
19. Industrial Engineer
20. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer
21. Electrical Engineer
22. Meteorologist
23. Biomedical Engineer
24. Industrial Engineering Tech
25. Pilot
26. Helicopter Pilot
27. Engineering Tech
28. Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician
29. Audiologist
30. ESL Teacher
31. Foreign Language Instructor
32. Historian
33. Prosthetist / Orthotist
34. Electronics Engineering Tech
35. Electrical Engineering Tech
36. Veterinary Technician
37. Cardiovascular Tech
38. Electroneurodiagnostic Tech
39. Computer Trainer
40. Cartographer
My favorite was 39. Made me picture like holding a chair and a whip.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-19 01:10:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You've been playing on MySpace again...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I had falafel for lunch it was soooo good.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.
Esthetician
2.
Addictions Counselor
3.
Motivational Speaker
4.
Sport Psychology Consultant
5.
Humanitarian Aid Worker
6.
Psychologist
7.
Actor
8.
Dental Assistant
9.
Corporate Trainer
10.
Pet Groomer
11.
Child and Youth Worker
12.
Computer Trainer
13.
Personal Trainer
14.
Religious Worker
15.
Community Worker
Interesting.. Teacher isn't on there yet I'm spending several thousand dollars to become one.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
2.Stylist
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"Fungah, my stylist"
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What I actually do is low on the list, and since Internet surveys know all, I'm forced to face the depressing fact that I've been leading a phony life.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.Special Effects Technician
2.Actor
3.Makeup Artist
4.Costume Designer
5.Set Designer
6.Director of Photography
7.Comedian
8.Critic
9.Print Journalist
10.Composer
11.Translator
12.Writer
13.Musician
14.Casting Director
15.Market Research Analyst
16.Magician
17.Dancer
18.Stuntperson
19.Website Designer
20.Agronomist
21.Desktop Publisher
22.Multimedia Developer
23.Taxidermist
24.Computer Programmer
25.Animator
26.Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
27.Sign Maker
28.Pet Groomer
29.Housekeeper
30.Fashion Designer
31.Veterinarian
32.Computer Animator
33.Artist
34.Graphic Designer
35.Video Game Developer
36.Zookeeper
37.Nanny
38.Business Systems Analyst
39.Psychologist
40.Furniture Finisher
Pretty accurate, with the exceptions of magician (illusionist!), anything involving living or dead animals, and anything that ends in "Analyst."
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did this a while ago and my first career was listed as taxidermist
:(
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1.
Lobbyist
2.
Stylist
3.
Judge
4.
Desktop Publisher
5.
Criminologist
6.
Industrial Designer
7.
Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
8.
Craftsperson
9.
Potter
10.
Fashion Designer
11.
Animator
12.
Professor
13.
Advertising Copywriter
14.
Public Policy Analyst
15.
Politician
16.
Exhibit Designer
17.
Activist
18.
Communications Specialist
19.
Artist
20.
Graphic Designer
21.
Writer
22.
Art Director
23.
Professional Athlete
24.
Interior Designer
25.
Critic
26.
Print Journalist
27.
Translator
28.
Model
29.
Medical Illustrator
30.
Computer Animator
31.
Coach
32.
Flooring Installer
33.
Anthropologist
34.
ESL Teacher
35.
Foreign Language Instructor
36.
Historian
37.
Boilermaker
38.
Welder
39.
Sign Maker
40.
Animal Breeder
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Archaeologist
2. Cartographer
3. Fisher
4. Gardener
5. Conservator
6. Aquaculturist
7. Coast Guard
8. Historian
9. Archivist
10. GIS Specialist
11. Air Traffic Controller
12. Arborist
13. Land Surveyor
14. Lineworker
15. Meteorologist
16. Paleontologist
17. Forestry Technician
18. Mail Carrier
19. Landscaper
20. Anthropologist
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Where's tree surgeon? Is that the same thing as an arborist? I did this in 8th grade and they told me I'd make a good tree surgeon. Fuckers.
Some of these are actually pretty close to what I do.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.Mechanical Engineering Tech
2.Project Manager
3.Petroleum Engineer
4.Industrial Engineer
5.Landscape Architect
6.Environmental Engineer
7.Chemical Engineer
8.Industrial Engineering Tech
9.Mechanical Engineer
10.Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist
11.Aerospace Engineer
12.Geologist
13.Computer Support Person
14.Chemical Engineering Tech
15.Agricultural Engineer
good thing i'm already #9.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow! i'm an engineer with an interest in engineering! hold the phones!
1.Industrial Engineer
2.Agricultural Engineer
3.Mechanical Engineering Tech
4.Mechanical Engineer
5.Aerospace Engineer
6.Farm Equipment Mechanic
7.Race Car Mechanic
8.Farmer
9.Mining Engineer
10.Heavy Equipment Mechanic
11.Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
12.Motorcycle Mechanic
13.Aircraft Mechanic
14.Automobile Mechanic
15.Diesel Mechanic
16.Paramedic
17.Biomedical Engineer
18.Appliance Repairer
19.Small Engine Mechanic
20.Commercial Diver
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"guess what?"
..
"chicken butt"
-DJ Tanner, circa 1994
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zerachi (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Chicken butt" was a favorite phrase of the store director at my first job.
1.Property Manager
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This is what I do.
It is horrid.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.Recreation Therapist
2.Makeup Artist
3.Chiropractor
4.Neurologist
5.Surgeon
6.Plastic Surgeon
7.Massage Therapist
8.Clergy
9.Motivational Speaker
10.Doctor
11.Dermatologist
12.Obstetrician-Gynecologist
13.Special Effects Technician
14.Nurse Practitioner
15.Acupuncturist
16.Gerontologist
This is very interesting. Apparently, I missed my calling in medicine.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interesting. Thanks for sharing... I actually enjoyed this in my time of career crisis. (I have one every few years).
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:21:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Interest Rank
1. Actor
perfect.
Submitted by Zerachi (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Chicken butt" was a favorite phrase of the store director at my first job.
1.Property Manager
2.Health Care Administrator
3.Economist
4.Technical Writer <- Close to my second job, wasn't technical writing but more procedures and policies.
5.Home Inspector
6.Venture Capitalist
7.Personal Financial Planner
8.General Contractor
9.Management Consultant
10.Association Manager
Current job is as a Program Manager, didn't get anything of that sort in all 40 responses, though.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:13:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can some one answer "strongly dislike" to all of them and see what you get?
I bet the answer is-
1. Grumpy old cunt on a park bench
2. Bus driver.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1.Director
2.Archivist
3.Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
4.Politician
5.Judge
6.Lawyer
7.Civil Litigator
8.Criminal Lawyer
9.Actor
10.Director of Photography
hehe hey ghola wanna be in a movie? I'll make ya famous toots!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Lineworker
2.Airport Ground Crew
3.Fruit and Vegetable Grower
4.Animal Caretaker
5.Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
6.Desktop Publisher
7.Housekeeper
8.Criminal Lawyer
9.Fashion Designer
10.Stock Clerk
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Well, I am already three years into a law degree and i WAS thinking of specialising in Criminal law but shit... Airport Ground Crew all the way baby!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Project Manager -> OK?
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I'd go with that. You don't really work, just supervise. Plus you get to demand an outrageous salary for doing dick.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Multimedia Developer
2. Website Designer
3. Industrial Designer
4. Interior Designer
5. Desktop Publisher
6. Computer Programmer
7. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
8. Animator
9. Fashion Designer
10. Computer Engineer
11. Set Designer
12. Costume Designer
13. Video Game Developer
14. Webmaster
15. Computer Animator
16. Artist
17. Business Systems Analyst
18. Graphic Designer
19. Exhibit Designer
20. Web Developer
21. Medical Illustrator
22. Database Developer
23. Computer Support Person
24. Potter
25. Craftsperson
26. Project Manager
27. Landscape Architect
28. Architect
29. Electronics Engineering Tech
30. Electrical Engineering Tech
31. Environmental Consultant
32. Oceanographer
33. Biomedical Engineer
34. Paleontologist
35. Agricultural Engineer
36. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist
37. Taxidermist
38. Industrial Engineering Tech
39. Mathematician
40. Special Effects Technician
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Project Manager -> OK?
2. Mathematician -> Almost chose Math as my major
3. Pharmacist -> No
4. Logistics Specialist -> What the hell does that even mean?
5. Librarian -> Fuck that
6. Computer Network Specialist -> Warmer...
7. Computer Programmer -> OK WHO TOLD THE COMPUTER IM INDIAN?
8. Industrial Designer
9. Technical Writer -> Psh, that's for english majors.
10. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator -> How odd
11. Interior Designer-> VERY ODD
12. Fashion Designer -> THE COMPUTER NOW THINKS IM A GAY INDIAN
13. Dental Assistant
14. Property Manager
15. Architect -> GETTING WARMER!
None of them said Engineer...weeeep
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where is 'Canasta Player'?
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It says I should be an audiologist. Great. I always wanted a job where I could test kids to see if they can hear hummingbird farts.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Heavy Equipment Operator
2. Farm Equipment Mechanic
3. Race Car Mechanic
4. Heavy Equipment Mechanic
5. Appliance Repairer
6. Aircraft Mechanic
7. Small Engine Mechanic
8. Automobile Mechanic
9. Motorcycle Mechanic
10. Diesel Mechanic
11. Millwright
12. Electronics Repairer
13. Heating, Air Conditioning, Refrigeration Tech
14. Industrial Machinery Mechanic
15. Elevator Installer and Repairer
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow, all mine were mechanic/repairman jobs. maybe this white-collar job where i have to use my brain isn't for me. maybe i'd be happier in a job where i just show up and turn a wrench all day.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.Archivist
2.Politician
3.Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
4.Historian
5.Judge
6.Lawyer
7.Criminal Lawyer
8.Civil Litigator
9.Curator
10.Anthropologist
I must be the most boring person in the world.
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rofl
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
we should totally fuck, forensicgirl.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I typed in dislike for everything and it came up with stenographer. What a totally unsatisfied group of professionals they must be.
I could have done it properly and posted a list of jobs I may have had if I pulled my finger out and tried to reach my full potential.
It isn't rocket science to work out what professions the questions and answers will generate.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
me-
Arborist - meh
Ecologist - hell yes
Taxidermist - fuck no
Veterinarian - maybe
Desktop Publisher - maybe
Sign Maker - wtf I didn't know that was a job
Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator - more of a hobby
Potter - no
Animator - can't draw
Fashion Designer - can, however, tell people what looks ugly
Jeweler - not bad, actually
Craftsperson - seems rather vague
Environmental Consultant - sounds boring
Pet Groomer - Didn't Mike Rowe do this? I think I remember him squeezing poo out of dogs. No thanks.
Animal Breeder - Sounds like more poo.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Psychiatrist------>wow. what a shocker.
2. Physician Assistant----->I've already had this job.
3. Mental Health Nurse----->I've worked mental health crisis lines before (QUIT LAUGHING!)
4. Neurologist------>BRAAIIIIIIIINSSS!
5. Addictions Counselor------->Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over this way.
6. Doctor------>Eventually
7. Dermatologist----->I don't want to pop your zits so no thank you.
8. Oceanographer----->She who swims with the squids
9. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist----->SPLASH
10. Obstetrician-Gynecologist----->Oh HAY-EL-NO!
11. Orthodontist---->Yeah right. Like I want some little brat to bite me.
12. Dentist----->See above (#11)
13. Nurse Practitioner----->They make almost the same $ as physicians. Almost.
14. Genetic Counselor---->Ooo! Can I tell people that they shouldn't breed? (e.g. outside of the left hand side of the Bell Curve)
15. Anesthesiologist----->I alreay put people to sleep.
16. Website Designer----->I know HTML. That's about it.
17. Sport Psychology Consultant----->One of my friends is one of these. She likes it but then again, she always was a jock.
18. Acupuncturist----->Just a little prick, now.
19. Pharmacologist----->Better living through chemistry.
20. Humanitarian Aid Worker----->Blarf, unless I can help 3rd World Latino countries escape oppression from the Catholic Church that keeps them improverished and overpopulated.
21. Gerontologist----->No thank you! I took care of my elderly grandmother when she had Alzheimers. I've done my duty.
22. Forensics Specialist----->Strange that this was way down here.
23. Pharmacist----->See #19
24. Nurse----->Um......no.
25. Agronomist----->Yeah, I guess I can plant a tomato plant or two.
26. Geologist------>Terra Firma is my homegirl.
27. Desktop Publisher----->Neutral.
28. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator----->I can't draw for shit!
29. Optometrist----->Let me gaze INTO your eyes, my sweet.
30. Mathematician--->Irrational numbers are paranoid.
31. Plastic Surgeon---->All you need for home liposuction is a garden hose and a Hoover.
32. Surgeon----->Letting me around scalpels and lazers is a very bad idea.
33. Librarian---->SHUT UP! YOU PUNKS ARE TALKING TOO LOUDLY!!
34. Clergy----->Riiiiiight.
35. Tour Guide---->I don't want to tell stories to fat tourists with nose-picking rug rats so no thanks.
36. Animator-----Re-animator?
37. Multimedia Developer----->For what, pray tell.
38. Anthropologist----->Actually sounds pretty neat.
39. Religious Worker----->Riiiiight.
40. Community Worker----->Ew.
Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I AM a High school teacher.
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do you like it though?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why does it say costume designer twice?
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting
1. Environmental Consultant
2. Lifeguard
3. Botanist
4. Pharmacologist
5. Hospital Service Worker
6. Agronomist
7. Biologist
8. Chemist
9. Film Processor
10. Food Inspector
11. Vending Machine Servicer
12. Politician
13. Veterinary Technician
14. Lobbyist
15. Esthetician
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111814
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:30:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Pretty cool that I'm doing a Science degree to become a zoologist at the moment!! And that I'm a gardener....
1.
Zookeeper
2.
Animal Caretaker
3.
Gardner
4.
Costume Designer
5.
Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
6.
Animator
7.
Fashion Designer
8.
Flower Arranger
9.
Arborist
10.
Set Designer
11.
Chef
12.
Bricklayer
13.
Butcher
14.
Costume Designer
15.
Plasterer
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:23:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I AM a High school teacher.
1.
Career Counselor
2.
Child and Youth Worker
3.
High School Teacher
4.
Adoption Counselor
5.
Addictions Counselor
6.
Director
7.
Clergy
8.
Music Teacher / Instructor
9.
Art / Music Therapist
10.
Humanitarian Aid Worker
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No, you're not.
You're TIED for the most boring person in the world with the other 27 Uber idiots who posted their results.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.Archivist
2.Politician
3.Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
4.Historian
5.Judge
6.Lawyer
7.Criminal Lawyer
8.Civil Litigator
9.Curator
10.Anthropologist
I must be the most boring person in the world.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Artist
2. Gardener
3. Landscaper
4. Fruit and Vegetable Grower
5. Forester
6. Writer
7. Tree Harvester
8. Horticulturist
9. Miner (Underground)
10. Heavy Equipment Operator
11. Photographer
12. Critic
13. Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
14. Production Woodworker
15. Manufacturing Machine Operator
16. Arborist
17. Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
It made me a tree-hugger just because I enjoy being outside and am not the biggest "people-person" around. And if you like any creative liberties you're suddenly an artist... it did get the critic part right though.
Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wanted to be an English teach/ professor.
I'm in sales.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope that makes someone sick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm more mahi mahi flavored.
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aaahaha +2 for that
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hope that makes someone sick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm more mahi mahi flavored.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don not dream of other men...I dream of YOU, Tuna.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well no, you're not allowed to dream of other men. jesus says no.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bosh man, you can totally clean my house
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am well aware of that and have been since the first post, 4 seconds after reading it.
BUT A MAN CAN DREAM, CAN'T HE?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Actor
2. Sport Psychology Consultant
3. Psychologist
4. Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
5. Director of Photography
6. Director
7. Dancer
8. Comedian
9. Composer
10. Musician
11. Professional Athlete
12. Humanitarian Aid Worker
13. Special Effects Technician
14. Casting Director
15. Housekeeper
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uh? How the hell did I end up working with medical laser technology?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your girlfriend is a man shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This piece of shit has a chance of knocking my girlfriend off the top of Most Heated.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.Vending Machine Servicer <----------------- my life sucks
2.Train Operator
3.Auto Detailer
4.Film and TV Crew
5.Automobile Assembler
6.Heavy Equipment Operator
7.Director of Photography
8.Power Plant Operator
9.Animator
10.Film Editor
11.Artist
12.Manufacturing Machine Operator
13.Graphic Designer
14.Composer
15.Director
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtf?
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what do you do or intend to do?
Submitted by anunusualyetwittyname (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
1. Industrial Engineer
2. Mechanical Engineering Tech
3. Chemical Engineer
4. Civil Engineering Tech
5. Concrete Mason
6. Mechanical Engineer
7. Roofer
8. Aerospace Engineer
9. Farm Equipment Mechanic
10. Commercial Diver
11. Heavy Equipment Mechanic
12. Race Car Mechanic
13. Heavy Equipment Operator
14. Biomedical Engineer
15. Motorcycle Mechanic
wtf?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm really bored with what i do now. it's only for the $$$.
i feel like working in a bar. i fucking hate working seated and during daytime.
i think imo open myself a bar. a gay bar. with dancers.
anyone wants to invest?
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i'll supply the pasties.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think she kind of has a point as far as this quiz goes when it comes to art/creativity. there were like 5 questions total related one, the other or both. it's more like technical skills, people skills and math and that one do you like being creative thing.
i could think of a million things i like doing that aren't related to art so i had stuff to fill in, but on any other little quiz like this art would be in my top five based on my responses.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't take it that way.
i'll probably end up teaching though.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1. Overseer of the Universe
2. God
3. Jebus
4. Emperor of the World
5. President of the United States
5. Vice President of the United States
6. Pope
7. King of England
8. Prime Minister of Australia
9. Prime Minister of Canada
10. Steven King
11. Dean Koontz
12. NFL Football Commish
13. Owner of the Red Sox
14. CEO of major industry
15. Burger Flipper
Up until the last one I was sure that the quiz was almost flawless! I always knew I was important.
But then I read the last one and knew it was all a hoax. :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm really bored with what i do now. it's only for the $$$.
i feel like working in a bar. i fucking hate working seated and during daytime.
i think imo open myself a bar. a gay bar. with dancers.
anyone wants to invest?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, my first print publication comes out in late winter in a magazine called Vulcan that's based out of CA. I have a few online publications (bleh) soon to be out and some other stuff pending.
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cool.
i wasn't being belligerent btw. just wanted to know and god knows i met a lot of bullshittist when i lived in montreal, a city where every1 improvises himself as an artist.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY FUCK! I'm A QUEER.
1.Art Director
2.Humanitarian Aid Worker
3.Genetic Counselor
4.Sports Marketer
5.Stylist
6.Industrial Designer
7.Exhibit Designer
8.Potter
9.Craftsperson
10.Interior Designer
11.Fashion Designer
12.Set Designer
13.costume Designer
14.Marriage and Family Therapist
15.Motivational Speaker
16.Advertising Account Executive
17.Clergy
18.Florist
19.Social Worker
20.Addictions Counselor
21.Partsperson
22.Interior Decorator
23.Agent
24.Sport Psychology Consultant
25.Graphic Designer
26.omputer Animator
27.Artist
28.Art Dealer
29.Website Designer
30.Psychologist
31.Probation / Parole Officer
32.Medical Illustrator
33.Rehabilitation Counselor
34.Foreign Service Officer
35.Auctioneer
36.Webmaster
37.Entrepreneur
38.Importer/Exporter
39.Animator
40.Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
16.Computer Trainer
17.Camera Operator
18.Costume Designer
19.Chemical Engineer
20.Microbiologist
21.Physicist
22.Magician
23.Electrical Engineer
24.Chemist
25.Music Teacher / Instructor
26.Taxidermist
27.Oceanographer
28.Optical / Ophthalmic Lab Technician
29.Musician
30.Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist
31.Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer
32.Agronomist
33.Medical Lab Tech
34.Comedian
35.Pharmacy Technician
36.Upholsterer
37.Composer
38.Aerospace Engineer
39.Cable Installer and Repairer
40.Automotive Painter
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my favorites are 19 and 34. may i also mention i have little to no experience making music. i played the clarinet when i was a kid.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Fisher
2. Archaeologist
3. Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
4. Forester
5. Coast Guard
6. Forestry Technician
7. Chimney Sweep
8. Professional Athlete
9. Model
10. Painter
11. Stuntperson
12. Flooring Installer
13. Curator
14. Aquaculturist
15. Firefighter
that's not so bad. i did 4 and 6.
of course, number 9 should be first /humility
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the more questions i answered, the more accurate it got shapeshifter
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I did it for shits and giggles and this think got number one right and that was it.... fucking horseshit system.
1.
Fisher
2.
Gardener
3.
Paleontologist
4.
Forestry Technician
5.
Set Designer
6.
Petroleum Engineer
7.
Costume Designer
8.
Oceanographer
9.
Horticulturist
10.
Agronomist
11.
Zookeeper
12.
Pharmacologist
13.
Chemical Engineer
14.
Veterinarian
15.
Taxidermist
16.
Marine Biologist
17.
Special Effects Technician
18.
Forensics Specialist
19.
Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
20.
Desktop Publisher
21.
Zoologist
22.
Industrial Designer
23.
Technical Writer
24.
Animal Trainer
25.
Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
26.
Mathematician
27.
Aquaculturist
28.
Botanist
29.
Interior Designer
30.
Fashion Designer
31.
Animator
32.
Biomedical Engineer
33.
Arborist
34.
Agricultural Engineer
35.
Horse Trainer
36.
Ecologist
37.
Makeup Artist
38.
Mining Engineer
39.
Computer Engineer
40.
Director of Photography
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, my first print publication comes out in late winter in a magazine called Vulcan that's based out of CA. I have a few online publications (bleh) soon to be out and some other stuff pending.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in this day and age of leasure and entertainment, everybody, especially girls, believe they're an artist. problem is that it's rarely the case
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There really aren't that many "artsy" questions. I think it suggests things like "artist" and "writer" if you don't want to do ANYTHING else. Which is probably my case.
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ok....well...are you doing things to make that work?
cuz most people who don't want to do anything else end up serving tables 4 life!
writing is actually hard work.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by okiedokie (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Virgin alters..
And it sucks that p is gone.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:55:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in this day and age of leasure and entertainment, everybody, especially girls, believe they're an artist. problem is that it's rarely the case.
i know some pretty talented people and they are not the "look at my weird hairdo and see through my tormented soul on my blog, i'm marginal and deep" type.
they just DO things and don't give a shit.
those who claim to be artists are usually losers who can't find their way in life.
i'm not saying you're necessarily like that. just giving my thoughts on this new trend.
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i'm going to school for art so i can get into a school for art and i'm finding i've let my skill rot.
i try to keep my emo to myself though.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:53:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in this day and age of leasure and entertainment, everybody, especially girls, believe they're an artist. problem is that it's rarely the case
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There really aren't that many "artsy" questions. I think it suggests things like "artist" and "writer" if you don't want to do ANYTHING else. Which is probably my case.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
of course i also have taxidermist on my list.
wtf how does this make me out to be a necro?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:51:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in this day and age of leasure and entertainment, everybody, especially girls, believe they're an artist. problem is that it's rarely the case.
i know some pretty talented people and they are not the "look at my weird hairdo and see through my tormented soul on my blog, i'm marginal and deep" type.
they just DO things and don't give a shit.
those who claim to be artists are usually losers who can't find their way in life.
i'm not saying you're necessarily like that. just giving my thoughts on this new trend.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
upon answering more questions, I am thoroughly confused.
1. Foreign Language Instructor
2. Conservator
3. Artist
4. ESL Teacher
5. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
6. Animator
7. Historian
8. Set Designer
9. Anthropologist
10. Translator
11. Professor
12. Interior Designer
13. Website Designer
14. Taxidermist
15. Microbiologist
16. Judge
17. Illustrator
18. Graphic Designer
19. Scientist
20. Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck you Uber. Like you're too good for special characters.
Hahahahah...even Uber thinks you're a limp wristed dipshit!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
1.Explosives Specialist
2.Forensics Specialist
3.Makeup Artist
4.Botanist
5.Biological Tech
6.Veterinarian
7.Pharmacologist
8.Biologist
9.Agricultural Engineer
10.Veterinary Technician
11.Marine Biologist
12.Zoologist
13.Special Effects Technician
14.Electrician
15.Sign Maker
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ok so this was odd. things i have checked out or gone to school for at some point: eod in army, veterinarian, environmental science, biology, mechanical/electrical engineering, and a bit of chemistry.
that first one is just bad ass. it's like gi jane or whatever "so i can blow shit up"
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Give me your wings! Preferably already plucked/cleaned, fried and flavored with medium buffalo sauce
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck you Uber. Like you're too good for special characters.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you'd have a whole lot less anger if you'd just get over the fact that you didn't get the callback for Little People, Big World. There are plenty of other networks out there. Chin up, pequeňo.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag below.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He can't do it full time, not with his other part time job as Chief Daisy Planter, Northeast Division, taking up a lot of his time.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. That program is amazing. It nailed me.
1. Alcoholic
2. Substance abuser
3. Obsessive-compulsive gambler
4. Porn industry executive
5. Whorehouse piano player
6. Vampire
7. Lawyer
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:37:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot my part-time auto body gig: Mmm-Lishin' Inspector
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Part-time?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget your involuntary work as my footstool, toad.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off Hadley you out of work 'IT Professional'. Don't you have a style sheet to go cascade or something?
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Keep wishing that made sense, Slappy.
And where do you get the "out of work" idea? I have more job stability than you can imagine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:35:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget your full time gig as Uber Circle Jerk Coordinator.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I forgot my part-time auto body gig: Mmm-Lishin' Inspector
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR CAT ALREADY MADE ME TAKE THIS.
my top 15 professions according to this website:
...
7.Clergy
...
CLERGY?
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Believe it or not, some denominations allow women to be ordained. Even marry and/or have sex.
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Indeed. I was more surprised due to my agnosticism. Which come to think of it, may have been influenced in some way by the fact that Catholicism is not one of those denominations. Unless you count deacon, etc as opposed to priest. And I don't.
Submitted by okiedokie (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Interest Rank
1.
Addictions Counselor
2.
Foreign Service Officer
3.
Clergy
4.
Rehabilitation Counselor
5.
Motivational Speaker
6.
Recreation Therapist
7.
Sport Psychology Consultant
8.
Politician
9.
Mediator
10.
Historian
11.
Corporate / Commercial Lawyer
12.
Gerontologist
13.
Judge
14.
Desktop Publisher
15.
Lawyer
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:29:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
O RLY?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oathy...you don't really need me to threaten to punch your teeth down your throat again, while you hide under your desk in Atlanta...do you?
Now be a good little retard and run along to one of sico's posts.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh...yeah.
I teach them to say "O RLY?"
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off Hadley you out of work 'IT Professional'. Don't you have a style sheet to go cascade or something?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you work with owls?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't complain about my job as a state certified hooter inspector.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop flirting Oathmeal. It doesn't befit your rugged, crumpling intarweb persona.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My list cracks me up.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, Shlongy.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GHOLA THE PLUMBER/FLOOR INSTALLER HOW PERFECTLY FUCKING FITTING.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2. Elf
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I knew it.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR CAT ALREADY MADE ME TAKE THIS.
my top 15 professions according to this website:
...
7.Clergy
...
CLERGY?
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Believe it or not, some denominations allow women to be ordained. Even marry and/or have sex.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Drive Thru Coordinator
2. Elf
3. Dog walker
4. Professional nap taker
5. Fiberglass analyst
6. Gynecologist
7. Gynecologist assistant
8. Male prostitute
9. Scotch taster
10. Beave Taster
11. Director of Sales - Electronic Media
12. Poet
13. Ubersite Administrator
14. Crotch Scrtacher
15. Sir Poop-A-Lot
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably not a good idea to click on the career site link if you're at work.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:20:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1) Does not follow directions...
1.
Director of Photography
2.
Set Designer
3.
Costume Designer
4.
Special Effects Technician
5.
Desktop Publisher
6.
Technical Writer
7.
Industrial Designer
8.
Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
9.
Animator
10.
Actor
11.
Interior Designer
12.
Criminologist
13.
Fashion Designer
14.
Director
15.
Makeup Artist
16.
Recording Engineer
17.
Anthropologist
18.
Professor
19.
Conservator
20.
Forensics Specialist
21.
Agronomist
22.
Graphic Designer
23.
Artist
24.
Comedian
25.
Activist
26.
Critic
27.
Computer Animator
28.
Website Designer
29.
Musician
30.
Writer
31.
Print Journalist
32.
Medical Lab Tech
33.
Public Policy Analyst
34.
Communications Specialist
35.
Pharmacy Technician
36.
Composer
37.
Medical Illustrator
38.
Translator
39.
Lobbyist
40.
Casting Director
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a useless waste of carbon and deserve to die in the most unpleasant and horrific way possible.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Game Show Contestant
2. Plastic Flowerpot Manufacturer
3. Jug Band Member
4. Hobo
5. Funk Magician
6. Private Detective
7. Andrologist
8. Urinal Cake Mogul
9. Underwear Inspection Agent
10. Wonder Bread Quality Control Analyst
11. Batman
12. Locksmith
13. Footjob Judge
14. Rimjob Judge
15. Poet
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have saggy pants for it already.
I AM SET.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GHOLA THE PLUMBER/FLOOR INSTALLER HAHAHA
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the more questions you answer, the more "accurate" the answers get
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR CAT ALREADY MADE ME TAKE THIS.
my top 15 professions according to this website:
1.Child and Youth Worker
2.Art / Music Therapist
3.Gerontologist
4.Addictions Counselor
5.School Counselor
6.Recreation Therapist
7.Clergy
8.Marriage and Family Therapist
9.Social Worker
10.Religious Worker
11.Community Worker
12.Environmental Health Inspector
13.Adoption Counselor
14.Midwife
15.Speech-Language Pathologist
...
CLERGY?