The truth hurts... (1244 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-09-18 15:58:26 EDT
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 22:54:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:47:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111845#2530888
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Yawn.
Yer gettin' boring Jon Jon.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:47:47 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111845#2530888
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 02:41:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:13:22 EDT (#)
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Well, thank you for sharing what your kids think of you. Not enlightening - everyone thinks that about you - but thanks all the same.
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Um... yer welcome?
And really - c'mon... this shit is funny. Don't let a little thing like my dislike of smoking twist up those panties of yours missy... I'm sure you are otherwise really swell.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:32:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:13:22 EDT (#)
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Well, thank you for sharing what your kids think of you. Not enlightening - everyone thinks that about you - but thanks all the same.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:20:58 EDT (#)
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"There was an ugly-lookin' thing starin' right at me. It was horrible! Whaddya know? It was YOU! "
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:55:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:04:16 EDT (#)
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well played, shemp
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"I ain't gonna lose my leg, am I Doc? I've had it ever since I was a little kid!"
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:04:16 EDT (#)
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well played, shemp
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:02:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:16:58 EDT (#)
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now piss off
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update: Now pissing.
Will get to the off part shortly.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-09-19 11:55:29 EDT (#)
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Adorable!
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:22:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:16:58 EDT (#)
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now piss off
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:16:46 EDT (#)
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well done
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:22:15 EDT (#)
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it hurts, but I'll live.
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-19 07:49:56 EDT (#)
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orchiectomy..
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:57:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:41:14 EDT (#)
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good photoshop work. bonus for actually setting the images in the reflection off a little from each other. I hate how in movies they show a fake reflection of the same image, not taking into account the angle against the glasses and the angle against the screen. it's amazing how the little things make such a difference in the overall appearance...
...wait, I'm ranting again. sorry folks.
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Thanks, eh.
I don't know why, really... but there I am looking through some pictures of friend's kid and I see this picture... and I thought "wouldn't that be funny..." - then, well... did it.
It made me laugh.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:41:14 EDT (#)
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good photoshop work. bonus for actually setting the images in the reflection off a little from each other. I hate how in movies they show a fake reflection of the same image, not taking into account the angle against the glasses and the angle against the screen. it's amazing how the little things make such a difference in the overall appearance...
...wait, I'm ranting again. sorry folks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:35:34 EDT (#)
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GILL BERG GILL BERG
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:30:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:30:08 EDT (#)
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For some it does
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Awww pookie.
You need a hug?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:30:08 EDT (#)
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For some it does
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:27:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:04:15 EDT (#)
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Getting under your skin fills my cholesterol soaked heart with glee.
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'under my skin'???
That was just a standard insult - I didn't have time to come up with anything, so I went with the standard 'you're fat' thing.
Only you, robbi, take everything said on Ubersite personally - most of us have real lives which we use as a source for personal validation.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a community event that I must go do volunteer work for.
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hehe
Oh jonjon... yer so silly. As you can plainly see... YOU are the one getting all frothy and calling me names and tossin' out admittedly crappy jokes based on your imaginary impression of me.
I just continue to think very little of you.
Nothing you have ever said to me on this site has ever been taken seriously - goodness, for all the time you spend stalking me you would think you might have some clue about me... but you remain steadfastly ignorant.
Which, I suppose, is sort of impressive.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-19 00:55:15 EDT (#)
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heh
I didn't notice the "reflection" in the glasses before.
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The coop de gracie, as it were.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-09-19 01:16:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-19 00:55:15 EDT (#)
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heh
I didn't notice the "reflection" in the glasses before.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 23:16:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:08:10 EDT (#)
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Rob Berg posts about Ubersite. In related news, the sun came up today.
Film at 11. Back to you, Jim...
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Shocking.
In other news : I have gas.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:03:40 EDT (#)
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Badlands' review would have made a better post than this.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:08:10 EDT (#)
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Rob Berg posts about Ubersite. In related news, the sun came up today.
Film at 11. Back to you, Jim...
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good post, good reviews. +2's all around.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:32:24 EDT (#)
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this is funny =)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:04:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 14:18:50 PDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Yes, most of us have sat here and laughed at you JonJon.
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you worthless cocksucker - most people don't give a shit what you think...I'm going to give you a -2 since I know it will cause you pain - much like when you sprain your tongue licking the crumbs out of the bottom of the 5th bag of Doritos you've had today...
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haha.
I love how delicate you get jonjon.
Getting under your skin fills my cholesterol soaked heart with glee.
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'under my skin'???
That was just a standard insult - I didn't have time to come up with anything, so I went with the standard 'you're fat' thing.
Only you, robbi, take everything said on Ubersite personally - most of us have real lives which we use as a source for personal validation.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a community event that I must go do volunteer work for.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:59:09 EDT (#)
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i <3 rob
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:53:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:17:50 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:08:10 EDT (#)
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Rob Berg posts about Ubersite. In related news, the sun came up today.
Film at 11. Back to you, Jim...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 18:07:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:53:57 EDT (#)
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I want you to fill me with your glee.
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um...
ew.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:56:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:53:57 EDT (#)
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I want you to fill me with your glee.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:18:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Yes, most of us have sat here and laughed at you JonJon.
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you worthless cocksucker - most people don't give a shit what you think...I'm going to give you a -2 since I know it will cause you pain - much like when you sprain your tongue licking the crumbs out of the bottom of the 5th bag of Doritos you've had today...
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haha.
I love how delicate you get jonjon.
Getting under your skin fills my cholesterol soaked heart with glee.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:18:47 EDT (#)
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to quote Banya from Seinfeld; "Thats gold Jerry! Gold!!"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:08:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:36:29 PDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:34:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:23:00 PDT (#)
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Oathy started the threats - remember, and he will joke about this now- but he threatened to "crumple people" including Shlongy, in one of his steroid-induced Uber rages...then, when I came to Atlanta, instead of tracking me down - which wasn't too difficult since I left my basic itinerary on Uber, he hid under his desk, instead.
It's fun imagining his steroid-racked veins bursting in his neck and forehead when he gets all assed up at his cubicle.
While I sit here and laugh at him.
YOU ALL SHOULD TRY IT. HE'S LIKED A TRAINED MONKEY.
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been there, done that
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Yes, most of us have sat here and laughed at you JonJon.
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you worthless cocksucker - most people don't give a shit what you think...I'm going to give you a -2 since I know it will cause you pain - much like when you sprain your tongue licking the crumbs out of the bottom of the 5th bag of Doritos you've had today...
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:07:44 EDT (#)
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I like the part where the reflection in the spectacles reveals that the child is looking at Ubersite.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-18 17:05:10 EDT (#)
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Awwwwwww
I wore glasses when I was about that little. I don't anymore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:54:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:26:47 EDT (#)
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I do get entertained from oathy/shlongy battles...
I'm actually bored with them.
These days, I'm more entertained going at it with that whore from Montreal...NOT Caul...what the fuck's her name again...Ah, fuck it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:48:31 EDT (#)
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nicely done
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:44:32 EDT (#)
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Funny.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:44:05 EDT (#)
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not bad.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:41:15 EDT (#)
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lolz
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:37:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:34:24 EDT (#)
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For getting the opacity right.
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Thank you, sir.
I was rather pleased with it myself.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:23:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oathy started the threats - remember, and he will joke about this now- but he threatened to "crumple people" including Shlongy, in one of his steroid-induced Uber rages...then, when I came to Atlanta, instead of tracking me down - which wasn't too difficult since I left my basic itinerary on Uber, he hid under his desk, instead.
It's fun imagining his steroid-racked veins bursting in his neck and forehead when he gets all assed up at his cubicle.
While I sit here and laugh at him.
YOU ALL SHOULD TRY IT. HE'S LIKED A TRAINED MONKEY.
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been there, done that
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Yes, most of us have sat here and laughed at you JonJon.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:34:24 EDT (#)
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For getting the opacity right.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 13:23:00 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oathy started the threats - remember, and he will joke about this now- but he threatened to "crumple people" including Shlongy, in one of his steroid-induced Uber rages...then, when I came to Atlanta, instead of tracking me down - which wasn't too difficult since I left my basic itinerary on Uber, he hid under his desk, instead.
It's fun imagining his steroid-racked veins bursting in his neck and forehead when he gets all assed up at his cubicle.
While I sit here and laugh at him.
YOU ALL SHOULD TRY IT. HE'S LIKED A TRAINED MONKEY.
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been there, done that
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:26:47 EDT (#)
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I do get entertained from oathy/shlongy battles...
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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I see....well, then no comment.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:23:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oathy started the threats - remember, and he will joke about this now- but he threatened to "crumple people" including Shlongy, in one of his steroid-induced Uber rages...then, when I came to Atlanta, instead of tracking me down - which wasn't too difficult since I left my basic itinerary on Uber, he hid under his desk, instead.
It's fun imagining his steroid-racked veins bursting in his neck and forehead when he gets all assed up at his cubicle.
While I sit here and laugh at him.
YOU ALL SHOULD TRY IT. HE'S LIKED A TRAINED MONKEY.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:15:26 EDT (#)
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I actually loled.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:14:45 EDT (#)
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funny
oath why do you even bother retorting to his 'witty' remarks?
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:11:54 EDT (#)
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I'm leaving Atlanta in exactly two weeks, tough guy. That gives you more than enough time to come down here and 'send my teeth down my throat'.
I imagine I'll have a wonderful time scoring a job wherever I end up, with not having any teeth and all, you fucking dumbass.
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:10:16 EDT (#)
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Shut the fuck up, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:06:18 EDT (#)
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...although the "Uber screen" in the kids glasses is a nice touch.
I just can't positively rate anything that Sir Dipshit (below) likes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-18 16:05:27 EDT (#)
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Not as much as this stupid post hurts my intelligence and feelings...
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-18 15:59:49 EDT (#)
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Excellent.