World Cup (428 hits)
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Submitted by Zoobie2000 (View user info) at 2007-09-18 19:52:11 EDT
I was at Walkabout on Friday, the really drunk guy sipping pints of Stella and pinching fat girls arses. Oh yes that was me celebrating a Springbok victory which was unfortunately rather lacklustre given the opposition's inability to put points on the board. The first half hour of the game was worth it, after that it was just a bit of a wank. But hell, that Habana guy is my absolute fucking hero. As soon as he touches that sweet oval ball he is dangerous and no big bad Aussie or All Black can touch him. So here's to Habana, you see that wee stitched finger holding down the ball. Well that's cos old Habs bit his fingers off and some footballer had to stitch em back on HAR HAR HABANA
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:31:13 EDT (#)
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15-0 now, oh dear. hehe
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:30:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 16:28:09 BST (#)
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OH NOSE!!!!
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Oh fuck off. At least we're going to make it past the group stages unlike 20-20 disasters England.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:28:09 EDT (#)
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OH NOSE!!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 11:22:27 EDT (#)
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12 - 0 after 20 minutes. Solid defence, but destroyed by raw talent. Fucking Patterson having a nightmare.
Ominous.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-23 10:47:13 EDT (#)
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Kick off imminent, get it up ye, Kiwi cunts!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-20 07:24:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:01:00 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:41:03 EDT (#)
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Bets for Sundays match? We looked decent against Romania last night (I should know, I was freezing my balls of at the game).
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I'm thinking AB's are going to win - but it won't be the caning that Italy and Portugal got. We're not peforming as well as we should due to the b-grade teams we've been playing, I'm gonna put it at 76 - 24 to the All Blacks.
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I don't think it'll be that open to be honest. I reckon that with home advantage and good conditions (rain and wind) we might do better than people think. I'd go for about a 15 point difference in favour of NZ.
Submitted by Mizuna (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:25:01 EDT (#)
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All Blacks are taking it easy. For example against Italy, theres no point in trying hard if you don't need to. Keep the energy up. Although I don't expect the All Blacks to win due to it is the world cup, they just happen to school Australia and South Africa when it comes to the Tri Nations... Thats right, I don't care about the world cup. Doug will fuck that guy up. Stop bitching about how All Blacks played, at least they didn't lose to Argentina like say... France.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:01:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:41:03 EDT (#)
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Bets for Sundays match? We looked decent against Romania last night (I should know, I was freezing my balls of at the game).
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I'm thinking AB's are going to win - but it won't be the caning that Italy and Portugal got. We're not peforming as well as we should due to the b-grade teams we've been playing, I'm gonna put it at 76 - 24 to the All Blacks.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:50:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:01:16 EDT (#)
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Lobotomy needed below
Submitted by Surgeon (user info) at 2007-09-19 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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jejunectomy..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 05:36:52 EDT (#)
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Doofus.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-19 05:36:17 EDT (#)
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Talking of heroes......
"ONE CARLOS TEVEZ, THERE'S ONLY ONE CARLOS TEVEZ, ONE CARLOS TEEEEEVEEEEEZ.....
There's only one Carlos Teeeveeezz.....
COME ON YOU IRONS!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-19 04:41:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 03:06:23 BST (#)
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he has to beat Douggie Howlett on the outside for me to truly call him the best and truly invincible. We shall see
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I don't see that happening....ever.
I'm still upset that Portugal PORTUGAL! managed to score a try against us, (All Blacks) for fuck sakes.
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Bets for Sundays match? We looked decent against Romania last night (I should know, I was freezing my balls of at the game).
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-18 22:06:23 EDT (#)
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he has to beat Douggie Howlett on the outside for me to truly call him the best and truly invincible. We shall see
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I don't see that happening....ever.
I'm still upset that Portugal PORTUGAL! managed to score a try against us, (All Blacks) for fuck sakes.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-09-18 21:22:25 EDT (#)
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Everyone is shitting a steamy one over Habana, when so far he has just outperformed mediocre teams. Granted, he is fucking FAST and talented, but come on: he has to beat Douggie Howlett on the outside for me to truly call him the best and truly invincible. We shall see.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-18 20:11:57 EDT (#)
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There's this game called "Sport." Perhaps you've heard of it.