Oathmeal, Perkman, help me out (838 hits)
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Submitted by stok (View user info) at 2007-09-19 08:16:01 EDT
Hey Oatsey I just started taking a protein/carb blend but it makes me shit like four times the usual amount. Fair dinkum, I just did a shit at which looked like someone had thrown a shovel full of mud in the bowl. Whats a good brand? Perkman you'll know too. Current brand is Maximus. Someone else might know, I just hope they read the second page cos this will get 5 minus two's from the usual fags like ilikeballs, skrapfag, slongy, and 5 hundred new faggots whose only goal is to give slohngy plus 2s.
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Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-01-04 05:45:16 EST (#)
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Your parents must be so proud (if they're not already dead from aids).
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2007-12-31 11:06:56 EST (#)
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Eat Shit.
-oathmeal
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-10-06 07:37:11 EDT (#)
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oh man haiku got me again i totally trawled through all of his posts looking for that elusive way to hang shit on him. none of his camwhores presented any chance for ridicule because he was such a magnificent specimen. how? HOW? i must slink away a defeated stok...
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-10-03 11:44:25 EDT (#)
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Since when do you have to be a "veteran" of a fucking WEBSITE to make fun of some douchebag who would drink something called muscle milk?
Seriously.
Go fuck a throat, you'll feel better about yourself.
My favorite part was when you actually read through numerous haiku posts to try and find some way to insult me. Tool.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-30 22:29:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-29 17:17:47 EDT (#)
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The simple fact that you would ask advice from someone who drinks something called, "Muscle Milk" probably means you should kill yourself.
Fuck off.
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sorry dude i didn't mean to upset you because you clearly wield a lot of power here since you have been here so long and have such a cool haircut. hey can't wait for an update on your trailer park upbringing. what was your name again?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-29 18:21:29 EDT (#)
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Why not work out more effectively and efficiently? Most people don't use weights or machines to their fullest potential. Instead of benching 200 six times, try 150 twenty times.
Why not walk about with weights on? A 20lb vest might not seem like much, but at the end of the day, when you take it off, you notice it.
Try to improve your diet. Eating according to the food pyramid isn't bad. Taking supplements should only really be done if you can't get it through normal means. Switch to a multivitamin or two, and find healthier food. I'm not suggesting you go organic, but I am suggesting you awitch iceburgh lettuce in a salad with spinach. Simple things gp a long way.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-29 17:17:47 EDT (#)
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The simple fact that you would ask advice from someone who drinks something called, "Muscle Milk" probably means you should kill yourself.
Fuck off.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-29 09:25:10 EDT (#)
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yeah but what is a proper diet? chicken and steak for breakfast every day?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-21 16:13:36 EDT (#)
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just use proper diet and weight training. a friend of mine won a bodybuilding championship by doing just that. no supplements, no steriods.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-21 07:15:29 EDT (#)
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2 nobodies below
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-20 11:04:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:19:02 EDT (#)
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When I read the title, I assumed you were on a quest to become an incredibly retarded assfucker.
When I read the post I realised that you were already there.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:40:30 EDT (#)
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you are a fucking moron
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 08:53:22 EDT (#)
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"Whats a good brand?"
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This is going to sound 110% gay. But, it's actually the best quick fix for instant protein and carbs you'll find in any sports drink.
It's called Muscle Milk. Look it up.
Chances are, it's not going to make you shit poo puddles and it actually tastes great.
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-20 08:30:28 EDT (#)
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creatine is good. protein not so much.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:36:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/111845
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:19:02 EDT (#)
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When I read the title, I assumed you were on a quest to become an incredibly retarded assfucker.
When I read the post I realised that you were already there.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:10:43 EDT (#)
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Personally, I don't get it, I think toned rather than huge muscles looks way sexier.
There's a guy at my gym who literally makes me want to heave every time I see his bulging, veiny arm muscles.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:09:02 EDT (#)
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RUSSIAN BEAR 5000
and it wouldn't hurt to throw in a little Jungle Warfare too.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:36:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:29:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:11:12 EDT (#)
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Only ass clowns who have bought into the marketing hype drink fucking protein shakes.
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protein shakes are good to suppress hunger when you're leaving the gym and you know you're not eating in the next two hours. i personally lose my temper when i'm too hungry after a work out.
but they're called a >supplement< for a reason. a proper diet should still be the priority of someone working out.
too many kids are drinking shakes, thinking they'll be the next ronnie coleman.
"LOOK AT THOSE FAST ABSORBTION "T-REX" PROTEINS FROM GERMANY! INSTANT NORSEMAN MUSCLES!"
a kid at the gym was telling me how i should be taking protein shakes, creatin, glutamin, some type of acid...he was pretty condescendant about it. nevermind that he was half my size and worked out like a fucking idiot, lifting weights randomly and in a clumsy manner.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:28:25 EDT (#)
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hey 8 track check out my latest track , I dedicate a whole verse to Oathmeal.
CRUMPLE
http://www.myspace.com/lockslyuber
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:10:42 EDT (#)
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you're kidding, right?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 12:58:40 EDT (#)
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auto plus 2 shit post
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:17:13 EDT (#)
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I got your "protein shake" right here...open wide and we'll see how good my aim is.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:11:12 EDT (#)
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Only ass clowns who have bought into the marketing hype drink fucking protein shakes.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-19 10:05:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:57:44 EDT (#)
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I love Paulie.
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Paulie kicks major ass. Rocky 4 and Scarface have been on TV a lot lately. I've been in heaven. HDTV rulez.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:57:44 EDT (#)
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Ludmilla: You call him a killer. He's a professional fighter, not a killer. We are getting death threats. We are not involved in politics. All I want is for my husband to be safe, and to be treated fairly. You have this belief that you are better than us. You have this belief that this country is so very good and we are so very bad. You have this belief that you are so fair and we are so very cruel.
Nicoli Koloff: It's all lies and false propaganda to support this antagonistic and violent government.
Paulie: Whoa. Violent? Hey, we don't keep our people behind a wall with machine guns.
Nicoli Koloff: Who are you?
Paulie: Who am I? I'm the unsilent majority, bigmouth.
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I love Paulie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:54:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:28:44 EDT (#)
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Unless you are already a beast, you probably don't need those shakes. Have a few extra egg white or chicken breasts everyday.
The best way to get the extra protein and carbs is to eat more protein and carbs. The reason you are shitting so much is because it is too much for your body so you are just crapping out your $100 shakes.
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what he said
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:51:46 EDT (#)
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It is a matter of size. Evolution. Isn't it, gentlemen? Drago is the most perfectly trained athlete ever. This other man has not the size, the strength, the *genetics* to win. It is physically impossible for this little man to win. Drago is a look at the future!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:48:57 EDT (#)
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I suppose we're close to even then...I liked Blow Out or whatever it was with Jonathan...how could someone have a wife and kids yet be so overtly gay...on TV...it 'blew' my mind.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:35:37 EDT (#)
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damn you ally....damn you straight to hell
ok not really
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Don't take it back. I have a secret: I like Beautician and the Beast.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:43:56 EDT (#)
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Oh she's dating some pot dealer which is a stupid horrible decision, but hey - that's her journey. If she wants to be a fucking immature bitch and blow everybody...
[Gets flustered, but calms down]
But that's love, man.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:39:53 EDT (#)
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Email someone?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:39:20 EDT (#)
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Who's slohngy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:37:30 EDT (#)
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Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins too? That's funny... I didn't even know you g-girls talked like that. I think my first time might be your best time too. Well I knew it, you know what? I knew that you'd react that way and I knew that you would want to lead me through my first sexual encounter will all the compassion and care that someone would give to their soulmate.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:35:37 EDT (#)
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damn you ally....damn you straight to hell
ok not really
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:34:15 EDT (#)
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well put below
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:33:50 EDT (#)
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David: Hey, Paula.
Paula: Yeah?
David: I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time, today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I - I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD - that you've been playing for two years straight - off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain!
Paula: David, what do you suggest we play?
David: I don't care. Anything! I would rather - I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothin' against him, but if I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
Paula: You're such a smartass. Get back on the floor!
[Paula walks away]
David: [cough-mutters] Ah-fuck you!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:28:41 EDT (#)
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Tell you what - I'll put this back on the front page for you. "Why", you mumble around your mouthful of protein? I'll tell you. Because it reads like it was written by a 5th-grader with a few roofing nails driven into her head, and it pleases me to allow you the opportunity to display this latest example of your astounding lack of useful brains. That way, you see, you can effectively insult yourself.
You're welcome.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2007-09-19 09:28:02 EDT (#)
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"Oathmeal, Perkman, help me out"
That says it all right there. You have the entire web at your fingertips and you're asking Uber to help you out. Not only are you lacking basic intelligence and any common sense, you also must be amazingly lazy.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:41:05 EDT (#)
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Try eating a balanced diet, idiot.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:34:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:33:42 EDT (#)
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I added a point for the "shout out"!
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you are a whore.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:34:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:24:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:20:53 EDT (#)
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surely there are more credible sources in the universe than oathmeal?
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see what i mean? who the fuck are you cunt? go re-read shlognys post and plus 2 it again ya cunt. fucken poofter cunt.
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man...nailed it...not only am i a cunt but also a poofter and I do nothing but +2 shlongy posts. you have amazing insight.
doesn't change the fact that you, dipshit as you are, have produced a crappy post on an anonymous website, asking for health related advice from a man (for lack of a better term) that has posted pictures of his cock in a sock.
so the question is....well fuck the question it's obviously over your head, meatball
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:33:42 EDT (#)
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I added a point for the "shout out"!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:33:06 EDT (#)
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You could try sucking down the nice, runny smash I took last night at around 2:30am.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:32:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:28:44 EDT (#)
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Unless you are already a beast, you probably don't need those shakes. Have a few extra egg white or chicken breasts everyday.
The best way to get the extra protein and carbs is to eat more protein and carbs. The reason you are shitting so much is because it is too much for your body so you are just crapping out your $100 shakes.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:27:10 EDT (#)
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AM Sport
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:24:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:20:53 EDT (#)
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surely there are more credible sources in the universe than oathmeal?
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see what i mean? who the fuck are you cunt? go re-read shlognys post and plus 2 it again ya cunt. fucken poofter cunt.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:23:54 EDT (#)
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I hear steroids are good..
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:21:54 EDT (#)
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I used to buy the Optimum Nutrition "Double Rich Chocolate" whey protien. it is available online and at most GNC stores.
I think the key to not Blowing Mud is to make sure that you are not taking in too much protien at one time. The body can only handle a limited amount of protien at any given time, and it takes your body some time to adjust to higher levels. Try cutting back the portions (20-25 g per serving to start) and avoid mixing with milk. Are you adding anything to the shake besides liquid (fruit, additional flavoring)?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:20:53 EDT (#)
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surely there are more credible sources in the universe than oathmeal?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-19 08:19:33 EDT (#)
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a zero for making me look up "fair dinkum"