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Submitted by boohoofish1978.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2007-09-19 12:54:59 EDT
Lets make it a Brit girls camwhore day.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-12 06:26:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h02jCrcPFJg
Hurty made it on to British TV!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-12 06:16:01 EDT (#)
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I think I made comment on several of your other posts, perhaps not, maybe I just read everyone elses comments and thought enough had been said already and -2ed. I can't recall.
I do know others said worse than 'go fuck yourself' (hardly a lashing on Uber) but if my comment is the only one that irked you, so be it.
I very rarely critique any piece I rate with a view to how the piece could be improved, usually I simply didn't like it and often can't put why into a coherent sentence.
However, should you submit anything else, I will certainly try.
It is very surprising as I am/was certain you are/were an alter. The fact you posted numerous times over the period of a week, have camwhored more often than Hurty, seem somewhat self indulgent in your writing subjects all made me feel sure you were/are an alter.
Surely no one who has lurked on this site any period of time makes such mistakes??
Thank you for your nice comments. Welcome to Uber, I guess.
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-12 05:39:46 EDT (#)
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I did read some of your posts. I found them interesting and well written. The reason i choose your camwhore post to tell you to bite me is because you choose one of my posts with a camwhore to tell me to go fuck myself. You attacked me first. I have done nothing to you. I think you are very pretty and very smart. I understand that you are entitled to your opinion and i don't deny it to you. Yes you are right; i do suck. Feel free to tell me i suck however much and how often you feel fit. I would appreciate if you gave me some constructive critism to along with your verbal lashing. I respect your work and if your going to tell me how much i suck at least tell me why. Thank you in advance.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 16:08:15 EDT (#)
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I didn't make it up, the ad honestly suggested you look like you have Downs Syndrome, don't get mad at me, Corky
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 16:05:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 20:04:48 BST (#)
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I don't know if this is relevant, but the stupid Google ads at the top are advertising "mental health services for people with Downs Syndrome"
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Like that was a real gem, Harmon.
Tell you what, if you want a 'I am so cooler than you, and you take the internet waaay too seriously' argument, lets just skip to the end sweety.
You win.
There, now your life is complete and I saved myself 20 minutes rowing with a moron.
Also, all this from one observation that you -2 some shit alter/noob and the first thing they do is look at your camwhore. WOW.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 15:33:17 EDT (#)
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Wow, that was really lame. You and Bubba have very similiar response styles, it pains me to read your verbal diarrhoea.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 15:12:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 20:04:48 BST (#)
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I don't know if this is relevant, but the stupid Google ads at the top are advertising "mental health services for people with Downs Syndrome"
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I thought you were keeping your disability secret?
Shush, Harmon, time for bed.
Off you go.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 15:04:48 EDT (#)
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I don't know if this is relevant, but the stupid Google ads at the top are advertising "mental health services for people with Downs Syndrome"
Google doesn't lie.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:46:24 EDT (#)
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Oh, and also corn, that chick/alters writing sucks.
Is FatTony an alter? I have no idea. I thought his posts were funny but his views were a bit 'radical'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:44:37 EDT (#)
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I thought it was funny, Corn, the girl is obviously very pretty and it is evidentally not true what I said, although the hair does share a resemeblence.
And the dress, for my tastes is bad.
I am sweetpea on Jellybattle. I love that game.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a fun little game:
http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/jellybattle/
This quote:
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process."
-Mark Twain
is awesome.
And in the on-going uber game of name Alter/NotAlter - I think 'Harmon' is the greasy reinvention of Fat Tony.
Glad I stopped in.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:41:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:36:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117556
I mean come on, killer legs, but that is Roger Daltery in a (bad) dress.
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Woah woah... Wasn't your point earlier, Orphelia, that people are wrong to judge you based on your looks before your posts? I took that to mean that looks are inconsequential (spelling is no indicator of intellegence, btw!), esp on ubersite.
So?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:39:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:37:32 BST (#)
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YOU'RE ALL SLUTS! IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN!
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Nah, experima and LittleMonster got that pegged.
Though they are certainly not sluts.
though lately, I have been 'drawn' to Saccy and FG. Strong, independent types seem to float my boat.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:37:32 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE ALL SLUTS! IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN TOWN!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:36:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/117556
I mean come on, killer legs, but that is Roger Daltery in a (bad) dress.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:36:17 EDT (#)
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"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog: you understand it better, but the frog dies in the process."
-Mark Twain
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:33:05 BST (#)
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That's what you look like, by the way, you dim-witted hole, in case I have to explain myself to you
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lol
see below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:33:45 EDT (#)
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Do you think that looks like me??
Can't see it myself.
Ratty always reminded me of a Picasso, I am sure it was a Picasso, but I could never think which one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/113050
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:33:05 EDT (#)
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That's what you look like, by the way, you dim-witted hole, in case I have to explain myself to you
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:30:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.artinliverpool.com/blog/images/oct07/PICASSO-Weeping-Woman.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:29:54 EDT (#)
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http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/jellybattle/
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:29:37 EDT (#)
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jesus, you may just be the most boring person I have ever had the displeasure of having any sort of discourse with, FUCK
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:28:01 EDT (#)
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Er, I think if you look closely the ':)' means I was speaking tongue in cheek.
As in, having a laugh.
???
I am the first to shun the MVA. Oh, I just rock!
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:24:09 EDT (#)
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Yes because your "seniority" on a community blog is some sort of accomplishment.....I'm honestly embarassed for you! hahahahaahahahah
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:22:32 EDT (#)
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WTF am I doing responding to noobs anyway??
I feel ashamed :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:21:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 19:17:02 BST (#)
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haha that's definitely something an ugly person would say, you pig
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Or maybe someone who prefers folk to read posts they spent time on??
At least I am not so disgustingly revolting I hide behind an alter account.
And for a middle aged, PROUD mother of three, nearly, I look just fine.
Probably better than your mum.
And also, I said I found it interesting how these retal noobs always target the camwhores. They all do it. Bless 'em. I don't think they can read.
Submitted by Harmon (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:17:02 EDT (#)
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haha that's definitely something an ugly person would say, you pig
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:44:26 EDT (#)
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Ah, funny how those so superficial immediately look to see what another person looks like, not what they have written.
I expected no less from this loveinbrevity loser.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:32:35 EDT (#)
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ooOOOOoooo
looks like the n00b's been digging up posts...
Submitted by loveinbrevity (user info) at 2008-07-11 13:21:51 EDT (#)
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Bite me.
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-07-05 21:06:34 EDT (#)
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How are the babes? You're still cute
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:34:49 EDT (#)
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Well sorry but I think you're cute as fuck.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:28:31 EDT (#)
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Toshi, you need glasses. and maybe a brain by pass if you think that.
Submitted by Toshi (user info) at 2008-05-19 11:14:16 EDT (#)
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Stunning
Submitted by bjrog2 (user info) at 2008-05-10 02:22:06 EDT (#)
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Youre cute, but please dont talk.
British acccent *shudders*
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-05-10 00:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 11:23:50 PDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:23:07 BST (#)
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nice.
and +0 cause there's no boobs in this picture but i've seen worse looking brits.
PAGING REDSKIESLOOKFAKE. REDSKIESLOOKFAKE TO THE FRONT DESK
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least I've got hair. Baldy.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That review tickles me in deep places. Hi Orphelia!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:32:02 EDT (#)
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WOW. That sure showed her, Flicks.
QUICK, you have her on the ropes... move in for the kill!
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-04-18 21:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I mean... is your big brother the playground bully or something!? Why is everyone so fucking tolerant of you laying into other n00b girls? You're fucking BLARF!
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-05 06:01:33 EDT (#)
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0, and that's being VERY generous.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:43:52 EDT (#)
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Splat!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:38:23 EDT (#)
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JIZZ FACE!
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-25 12:14:27 EDT (#)
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BOING
Submitted by Nietzsche (user info) at 2008-02-21 18:28:22 EST (#)
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Thanks, you're cute
Submitted by woolfe (user info) at 2008-02-12 06:44:11 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:10:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 17:07:46 CST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141#2620085
also, hidden would love to fuck you in the ass
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DIBS ON THE MOUTH
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-04 09:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:49:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pretty girl
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beer goggles: (n). [pron: heh - 'pron', bee-hear-dumbarse]. definition: when you are drunk.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-02-04 08:49:26 EST (#)
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pretty girl
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-02-01 09:45:51 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100285#2640540 , yes.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:35:02 EST (#)
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So I know you really agree with me then. =)
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-31 17:02:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-01-07 18:07:46 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/114141#2620085
also, hidden would love to fuck you in the ass
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-12-27 20:58:11 EST (#)
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i'd love to fuck you in the ass.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-27 19:46:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-27 17:54:15 EST (#)
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Leonore, i truly believe if all the uber femmes stuck together we could take over uber.
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Per-maybe-haps; there's certainly enough talent there.
I'd personally take a backseat, though. I'm enough of a dork that I laugh at all the Ubermemes (HAR HAR PEENAR) all the time, but I'm not witty enough to come up with anything like that. Can't commandeer a website without a good meme.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:57:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:31:56 EST (#)
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Bob on my knob.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:12:33 EST (#)
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Uh oh. Here we go round the MRR again.
Submitted by Leonore (user info) at 2007-12-12 18:03:39 EST (#)
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I think you look nice.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 11:46:48 EST (#)
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NO CRYING IN BASEBALL
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-03 10:58:45 EST (#)
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Leper face was funny though.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-11-29 19:48:35 EST (#)
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every single one of these virgins would fuck you.
me too.
Submitted by TheDoctor (user info) at 2007-11-24 17:41:08 EST (#)
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Make up aside, you are beautiful.
Ignore the haters.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-24 12:02:24 EST (#)
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Dirty whore? Why thank you. Your mum taught me well. Stupid alter.
Submitted by Eugene_Luther (user info) at 2007-11-24 11:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a dirty whore. Congratulations.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-11-23 10:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
brits should not produce offspring, if this is the result
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-23 08:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
far too many reviews!!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-23 08:29:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
181st review.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-11-22 09:15:01 EST (#)
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everytime i come back to this, i am traumatized
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-19 17:05:31 EST (#)
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You violated one of your rules in your first post....heh heh
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-11-14 15:24:14 EST (#)
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Not exactly top stuff... better than alot of what ive seen on here though.
I guess I have to stop having such high standards when im dealing with the internet community.
carry on
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:53:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:51:12 CST (#)
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I will be there with bells on.
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I second that motion. BUT SHE'S MINE, ALTER.
Why'd this pop up on the MRR again? No matter...that pic makes me smile.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:51:12 EST (#)
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I will be there with bells on.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:37:02 EST (#)
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I don't know sico, who? Methods mom?
Get used to it. I am camwhoring again soon. Let the good times roll!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:23:36 EST (#)
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Who puts a picture up when they look like Grimace took a shit on their face?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:18:09 EST (#)
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Can't msn yet. And he is not dead. He just spoke! Lordy Em. Ted Danson is dead. Maybe you mean him.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:11:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:58:55 EST (#)
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TONY DANZA'S DEAD!
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AM NOT
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:09:45 EST (#)
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get on msn you doofus
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 14:04:03 EST (#)
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I don't think so. Next you will be saying there is no lead in pencils. Pfft...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:58:55 EST (#)
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TONY DANZA'S DEAD!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:38:18 EST (#)
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I remember you on Taxi but you have aged since then. But oh, so gracefully.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:34:41 EST (#)
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You mean you've never seen my sheer brilliance in my roles on "Taxi" or "Who's The Boss"?
What kind of shows do they HAVE on the telly over there?
Now I guess I'll never know the pleasures of a vibrant, young British woman. I'll have to settle for pleasuring myself in bed at night with altered photos of Margaret Thatcher.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:29:20 EST (#)
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I Googled Tony Danza. Well ain't you just a silver haired fox, eh?
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:17:59 EST (#)
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Watch it Hurty. You know she's not 45.
After all, I wouldn't hit on anyone a day over 44.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:16:16 EST (#)
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45?!! 45?!! Huh!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:09:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 17:43:53 GMT (#)
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There she is.. the blonde bombshell, such beauty and innocence...
looking good kid!!
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Not bad for a 45 year old!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-14 13:02:41 EST (#)
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Judith Light, huh? Hehe.
Ok. But I will want a nice dinner and some wine first.
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2007-11-14 12:52:21 EST (#)
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You have captured my heart, o fair maiden. Evern moreso than...dare I say it...Judith Light!
Can I suck on your nipples?
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-11-09 12:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There she is.. the blonde bombshell, such beauty and innocence...
looking good kid!!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:53:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:48:34 EST (#)
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Terrible make up. I agree.
For all you haters I'm gonna be camwhoring again soon. This time without all the junk on my face.
That's ok with sad panda.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:52:37 EST (#)
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well I think you look cute.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:48:34 EST (#)
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Terrible make up. I agree.
For all you haters I'm gonna be camwhoring again soon. This time without all the junk on my face.
Scary!!
Thanks for the link Caul, btw. Love Pork x.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-11-07 15:22:52 EST (#)
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Who socked you in the eyes?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-11-06 12:30:15 EST (#)
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WELL AREN'T YOU JUST A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER OF THE DESERT!?!
Submitted by splitperson (user info) at 2007-10-23 08:38:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-10-19 21:42:56 EDT (#)
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I can dig it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:39:59 EDT (#)
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How Very Dare You ALL.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:30:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:56:34 EDT (#)
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rorrim - thanks for the tip. 500 miles? How do you work that one out?
I live on the mainland of Europe. Now you do the math.
Gotta go. I have a very important bussinessmeeting with an awful lot of beer.
they usualy bring a bar along with them. cheeeeeers!
Have a great weekend, to everybody who's camping here.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 13:13:55 EDT (#)
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Will do. I meant "country" when I said "country"...not "city." London is nice and all, and it was good to visit at least once, especially given on business expenses, but I prefer non-tourist locations when I go on holiday...like to get away from the crowds, you know?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:56:34 EDT (#)
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rorrim - thanks for the tip. 500 miles? How do you work that one out?
CaptainThorns - Leicester is a terrible place but there is so much more to the UK than London. let me know when you come back and I will show you a few good places.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 12:19:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:29:47 CDT (#)
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CaptainThorns - Em is from Bristol. You may be thousands of miles away but Em is stuck in the 1960s. Not saying Bristol is backward or anything...:0)
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HA!
Not that I should talk...the one time I was in the UK, I was stuck in the Desford/Leiceister area for work all week, and only had a weekend to gallavant in London. :( I want to come back someday and see much more of the country.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:58:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:41:43 EDT (#)
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And rorrim, my guess at that flower is love in a mist. What do I win?
I was about to post some other photos i have around as a grand prize, And
-ironical- pulsephoto is offline aswell.(mayor bummer, again, gascs!)
Saturday morning is my usual update-day, so they'll be on etisrebu tommorow.
Advance link : www.etisrebu.com/photo.htm See you tommorrow!
And i just noticed you're only 500 miles away...ciao!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 11:29:47 EDT (#)
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CaptainThorns - Em is from Bristol. You may be thousands of miles away but Em is stuck in the 1960s. Not saying Bristol is backward or anything...:0)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, oh EmissionImpossible
I think I'm cute.
I know I'm sexy.
I've got the looks,
That drive the girls wild
I've got the moves, that really move 'em.
I send chills up.
Up and down their spines.
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I make 'em hot.
I make 'em shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk,
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
I'm just a sexy boy,
Sexy boy
I'm not your boy toy,
Boy toy
Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well THAT'S not quite fair, EI, you've got the home court advanmtage. I'm +3K miles away!
*looks at hand*
Hello, friend.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell you what lets just have Orphy lady choose one of us right now ok, let me go pack my bags punks.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 10:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring it, CJ. Long and hard.
Last one standing gets Orphelia for a night. :)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im sick of this man love
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Orph i mailed you! I wanna be your bitch!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:40:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HE IS!
And CT is just *asking* fer an ass-whuppin'.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CaptainThorns - a filthy mouth when drunk, eh? Post a comment after a drink, I like a bit of sauce.
I though Em was CJs bitch?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you can't rape the willing
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 09:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey! I never said I wanted you too, you dirty rapist.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only if you promise to take it in the mouth, EI. I don't do bums.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah like me, Captain Thorns totally wants to do me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-19 08:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope, I was sober, considering I still have my job this morning. Plus I get a REALLY filthy mouth when I'm drunk, which isn't nearly often enough I'm afraid. ^_^
Regardless, I pass out compliments as I see fit. Normal is beautiful, and I'd wager that most everyone on here, male or female, is more "good-looking" than they give themselves credit.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-18 17:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh dear. I think you maybe excessively drunk tonight Captain Thorns but thanks for the compliment anyhoo.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-18 16:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coming back to this post after reading your UberLiar contest entries...hell, I can't say I'd blame either gentleman, regardless of which tale is true. Jesus Christ.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And rorrim, my guess at that flower is love in a mist. What do I win?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-17 11:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Was the photos on PulsePhoto, rorrim. They really are beautiful.
You should post more on here.
Glad my review pleased you.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-17 10:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really really really really really liked this review. THX.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-10-16 17:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love your pictures of the beautiful flowers :)
Now i'm only wondering if you loved these : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/DSCF0019s.jpg
Or maybe those : http://pulsehead.com/photo/photo.jsp?id=266&user=20 (not-dead-yet link)
Cheers !
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2007-10-12 11:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
whoa. Mommy hit the booze while she was preggers?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-10-12 09:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111241
Yeah, you really go for the natural look don't you sweety? Coucil estate chic? You got that looked nailed.
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but she doesn't have a frog face. and her makeup isn't awkward.
your jealousy reeks through my screen.
Submitted by ColchesterDr (user info) at 2007-10-07 11:21:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cutie
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-10-07 08:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-10-04 16:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Normal.
Also +2 for being Brit - too bad you weren't around for the London Ubercon in January of '06. We had a bloody good time.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-26 10:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111241
Yeah, you really go for the natural look don't you sweety? Coucil estate chic? You got that looked nailed.
Submitted by kirst-n-dennis (user info) at 2007-09-26 06:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Frog face with piled on makeup - not cool.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-09-24 17:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pork
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:43:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(Brit accent) Let's see those Roast Beef Curtains, Love.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-21 13:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Normal.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-09-20 23:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i saw a chick O.D. on heroin once... her eyes looked just like yours...
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutely adorable-beautiful eyes.Have to agree with Crystle about the eye shadow though.Does not belong.now that said...let's get naked?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-09-20 21:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
smart girl. keep the brit teeth hidden.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-20 20:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look normal. Congratulations.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-09-20 20:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
filename
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-20 16:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know it's been said but oooF! to the liner/shadow. NOTHING like that is worth keeping... toss it! NOW! BEFORE IT EATS YOU!!!
other than that... +2 camwhore w/out boobies
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-20 13:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
come on kids play nice will ya?!
goddamn, this poor girl is NEVER gonna show us her boobs with that kind of abuse!!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-09-20 11:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yuck...did you apply all your overdone, clown-like makeup just to take a picture for us?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-09-20 06:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Pointless camgore.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-20 03:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone's father made love to a very strange looking Dwarven preistess whilst smoking a concoction of illegal barbituants.
Ahhh I love Thursdays.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-09-20 03:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"You're gonna need a sandblaster to get rid of all that eyeliner."
Lol!
Other then that, hmm that face... I'd tap that.
Submitted by Respek (user info) at 2007-09-20 02:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
C- now.
C+ if you learn makeup.
B- Maybe if you're lucky
Solid B if i'm drunk.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-20 02:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You look cute. Ignore the haters..
+2
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute pic!
Submitted by kimmy02721 (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why is this posted under 'romance'?
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're gonna need a sandblaster to get rid of all that eyeliner.
Just thought I'd let you know.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's like an Oompa Loompa fucked Charo in the ass, and you were what spilled out 9 months later.
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gotta love zoidberg.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus christ meatgrind your face off and get a new one
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's like an Oompa Loompa fucked Charo in the ass, and you were what spilled out 9 months later.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:10:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't see no teefers!!
Got any??
You won't need no teef to eat my beef.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i love this picture - it hides your double chins quite nicely
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:43:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty for a Brit.
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She really isnt
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yea ok, Mr. Depp.
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haha, BUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNN
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Blonde +1
Female (or she-male) +1
Sufficient.Stop talking and call me.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:43:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty for a Brit.
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She really isnt
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yea ok, Mr. Depp.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, it's Kathleen Madigan. i love your comedy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:43:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty for a Brit.
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She really isnt
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-09-19 16:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this comment alone:
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look like a fucking tundra wookie, get back in your cave
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOE, YOU GOT A MUG LIKE A 2 WEEK OLD ROTTIN ELK CARCASS, AND PROLLY THE BREATHE OF ONE TOO.
BLARRFFF
YOU REMIND ME OF THE ENGLISH CHICK STEWY TEACHES IN FAMILY GUY
GO BEARS WOO!!!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're pretty for a Brit.
Granted, that's like being the valedictorian at summer school.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm...you remind me of Pumkin of "Flava of Love"/"Charm School" semi-fame. No offense.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't care what everyone says...you look like you can fit two dicks in your mouth, which is one more than I possess.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EGADS!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no that's just an accessory.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The official uniform of San Fran is a dildo up your arse
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye, no bad.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yes, way to prove you're not gay, by wearing the official uniform of san francisco.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am going to post a camwhore of me, dressing in pink, WEARING MY HAT WHICH I SHALL PHOTOSHOP TO BE PINK TOO
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
three below this one even
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
insecure in their sexuality below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am a mildly retarded student.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
any comments relating to clothes or housing of clothes should be immediately dismissed when from you because any man that owns not only one but MORE than one pink shirt as well as a PINK TIE should be kicked in the balls as a reminder to act like a man.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you invert your picture you look like her from The Exorcist
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:09:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - wardrobe nicely built into the bedroom in my new house, thanks for your concern though.
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you are mildly retarded aren't you?
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you are mildly retarded aren't you?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:08:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:06:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get a wardrobe
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you have far too many pink shirts to be offering that comment as a retort.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Seriously though Red, pink shirts are for rugby fans and 'mos
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I meant wardrobe as in a wooden structure containing clothes
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - wardrobe nicely built into the bedroom in my new house, thanks for your concern though.
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you are mildly retarded aren't you?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:06:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get a wardrobe
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you have far too many pink shirts to be offering that comment as a retort.
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Seriously though Red, pink shirts are for rugby fans and 'mos
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss being a student :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:08:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - wardrobe nicely built into the bedroom in my new house, thanks for your concern though.
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ha! That hit the mark though didn't it?
Bloody student attitude that
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/108793
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - wardrobe nicely built into the bedroom in my new house, thanks for your concern though.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*stroke luxurious beard*
my own
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:06:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I look remarkably similar to Fiona the ogre in Shrek. Never said I was attractive. I (usually) try to make the most of what I have got.
Red - I have seen your camwhores, can't recall the teeth. Just some lame excuse for facial hair!
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Die.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get a wardrobe
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you have far too many pink shirts to be offering that comment as a retort.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I look remarkably similar to Fiona the ogre in Shrek. Never said I was attractive. I (usually) try to make the most of what I have got.
Red - I have seen your camwhores, can't recall the teeth. Just some lame excuse for facial hair!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*kicks Snowy*
*stamps on the white haired poofter dog*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Audrey Hepburn was in body too
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
in spirit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To the Belgians, all englishmen look like The Thompson twins.
Bridgette Bardot was a belgian
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:01:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
What's the matter Tin Tin, 'fraid I'll bite your dog?
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No im afraid you will decapitate the Thompson twins.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get a wardrobe
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:00:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:59:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:46:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies has stupid teeth, dont worry. Plus everyone wants to slap him.
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Shut up fatty
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Stop pointing those teeth at me.
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What's the matter Tin Tin, 'fraid I'll bite your dog?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:59:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:46:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies has stupid teeth, dont worry. Plus everyone wants to slap him.
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Shut up fatty
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Stop pointing those teeth at me.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:46:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies has stupid teeth, dont worry. Plus everyone wants to slap him.
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Shut up fatty
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:46:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies has stupid teeth, dont worry. Plus everyone wants to slap him.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:41:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - I hate my forehead too.
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I'm sorry, large foreheads freak me out. Them and big gums and teeth.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82297
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Redskies has stupid teeth, dont worry. Plus everyone wants to slap him.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Red - I hate my forehead too.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What category of porn do I look like I might be in?
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Naughty Night Shift Nurses
not sure which category that would fall under... porno with a plot?
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the splooge on my giant forehead category.
i -2ed for lack of any decent content but now that someone is linking me this freaking post i can't take my eyes off your HUGE forehead.
also you have the make up taste of a 13 year old girl from 1984. fix that.
but wait, since you're english, +2 for not doing that shoe polish around the eye look that every other woman under the age of 30 seemed to have.
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Makes me think when in a porn you see the chick thump the dick against her forward as if that's supposed to be sexy instead of making it look like a hot retard is trying to give "head".
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What category of porn do I look like I might be in?
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DP & ATM all the way
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate your forehead
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:22:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look sunburned. I'd wear maybe green eyeshadow to balance it out more.
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green eyeshadow would make the red stand out more. green tinted concealer/foundation would even her skin out theoretically. the eyeshadow would just make her into a horrid christmas decoration.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What category of porn do I look like I might be in?
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Naughty Night Shift Nurses
not sure which category that would fall under... porno with a plot?
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the splooge on my giant forehead category.
i -2ed for lack of any decent content but now that someone is linking me this freaking post i can't take my eyes off your HUGE forehead.
also you have the make up taste of a 13 year old girl from 1984. fix that.
but wait, since you're english, +2 for not doing that shoe polish around the eye look that every other woman under the age of 30 seemed to have.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
*no
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:15:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What category of porn do I look like I might be in?
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Naughty Night Shift Nurses
not sure which category that would fall under... porno with a plot?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:23:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice.
and +0 cause there's no boobs in this picture but i've seen worse looking brits.
PAGING REDSKIESLOOKFAKE. REDSKIESLOOKFAKE TO THE FRONT DESK
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least I've got hair. Baldy.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't have a sister, spic fucker. I happened to stumble across a misshapen mug like this and I'm going have a field day. It's very apparent that you don't care about your looks, but for christ sake, when you look like that how could you? It's almost as though someone could take a triple lined trash bag, fill it up with bricks, smack the ever living fuck out of your face, and it would still do you know good. That's why my guess is that the only people who'd fuck you are niggers and spics.
Good luck, leper face.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now radioactive porn would be good
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YO. ANSWER THE MOTHERFUCKING QUESTION > ARE YOU RADIOACTIVE?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:22:19 EDT (#)
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You look sunburned. I'd wear maybe green eyeshadow to balance it out more.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:22:18 EDT (#)
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Fine if you guys won't do it I will!
My rape brings all the rapeslaves to the yard and they're like "rape, rape, rape, rape!"
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:19:38 EDT (#)
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Shape Shitter - think you got me confused with your sister.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:18:15 EDT (#)
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"Midgets and Street Whores Go Ass-to-Mouth" VOlume 16
about 75 minutes in
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:17:25 EDT (#)
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Ummmm dominatrix, yeah you look like a whipper.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:16:58 EDT (#)
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Trailer Trash Gets Fucked by Niggers, VOL. 281
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:15:42 EDT (#)
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What category of porn do I look like I might be in?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:09:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:42:35 BST (#)
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HBTS I prefer 'glowing'.
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For me at least 'glowing' implies that you're radioactive. If this is the case I shall +2 you for life.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:07:26 EDT (#)
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did someone say porno?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:00:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:55:16 EDT (#)
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Rob -Thats not the first time I have been told that... And I never had the intention to post a picture, I am sure if I did I could have taken the time to find something more flattering (like a picture of a back end of a bus!) but who cares what people think?
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+1 for having a positive attitude through the criticism.
+1 for people thinking you're in porno
+50 if you're actually in a porno.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:59:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:55:16 EDT (#)
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Rob -Thats not the first time I have been told that... And I never had the intention to post a picture, I am sure if I did I could have taken the time to find something more flattering (like a picture of a back end of a bus!) but who cares what people think?
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Sweet.
At least you have the right attitude.
Carry on, then.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:56:41 EDT (#)
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Hola panda
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:55:16 EDT (#)
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Rob -Thats not the first time I have been told that... And I never had the intention to post a picture, I am sure if I did I could have taken the time to find something more flattering (like a picture of a back end of a bus!) but who cares what people think?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:51:30 EDT (#)
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Ghola - just did it, thanks. Don't really use that mail address anyway.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:51:15 EDT (#)
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I don't really understand the urge to post marginal pictures of one's self knowing full-well they will endure the mindless ridicule of this particular gang of mouth-breathing retards...
That said - yer cute and I swear I've seen you in a porno.
You did some very fine work, by the way.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:48:39 EDT (#)
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change your user name so it doesn't have your email address in it.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:46:53 EDT (#)
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Nice to meet you too SgtHartman!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:46:42 EDT (#)
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I'm MAYBE 5 pounds overweight.
Trust me, you'll be lapping up Shlongy Junior like it was Coldstone Creamery ice cream cone, when we hook up.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:45:49 EDT (#)
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Ghola -I really don't use this colour shadow much. It was a gift and well it's a shame to waste it. My other half likes it. He digs the dated slut look. But yeah, my mum used to use blue eyeshadow mith electric blue mascara. Classy huh.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:44:59 EDT (#)
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nice to meet you!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:42:35 EDT (#)
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HBTS I prefer 'glowing'.
Shlongy surely Meeleys