Uber dis Track (668 hits)
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Submitted by locksly (View user info) at 2007-09-19 13:08:24 EDT
Well technically I'm not dissing all of Uber
http://www.myspace.com/lockslyuber
just shlongy, sico, Ilikecock and Oathmeal
I done told y'all I was gonna bring the heat and step it up another level.
This time I teamed up with yet another Uber rapper and we emailed tracks to each other. 'Holla atcha boy' if you wanna feature on the next hit.
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-06-24 20:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCKING AWESOME!
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2007-09-24 06:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why not shout out the stoksy?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-23 19:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you like Buck 65.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty good
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2007-09-20 03:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Amusing
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahaha. Anything with me in it is great by proxy.
I need to download this somehow.
*The constant stream of gay jokes, while entertaining, denotes sexual insecurity, and the fact that homosexuality is the only topic in all of them, it tends to desplay itself as curiosity and obsession.
This probably stems from a time early on in your life when you were in an exploratory phase, and you tried to put something in your ass. Later on, you were taught that what you did was shameful and wrong, so you felt the only way to cover for yourself was to become completely paranoid about anything revolving around homosexuality.
Now that you're armed with this new information (it's only new to you, we've all known for years), you can finally quit claiming those assless leather chaps are for riding, when you don't own a motorcycle.
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heh heh you said homersexual.
For some reason you can't download the tracks from myspace, even though it lets you hit the link. or maybe I'm a halfwit. I'm not sure.
If you really like I can send to you on email as mp3 or whatever
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:57:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bahahahaha. Anything with me in it is great by proxy.
I need to download this somehow.
*The constant stream of gay jokes, while entertaining, denotes sexual insecurity, and the fact that homosexuality is the only topic in all of them, it tends to desplay itself as curiosity and obsession.
This probably stems from a time early on in your life when you were in an exploratory phase, and you tried to put something in your ass. Later on, you were taught that what you did was shameful and wrong, so you felt the only way to cover for yourself was to become completely paranoid about anything revolving around homosexuality.
Now that you're armed with this new information (it's only new to you, we've all known for years), you can finally quit claiming those assless leather chaps are for riding, when you don't own a motorcycle.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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FUCK dude, YOU'RE in no position to be handing out minus 2's
Submitted by Jacque (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude...'ol dirty bastard raps more on beat than you do, even though you're not being serious, I can't listen to more than a few seconds of any given song.
0 for effort?
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What the fuck do you mean I'm not being serious?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude...'ol dirty bastard raps more on beat than you do, even though you're not being serious, I can't listen to more than a few seconds of any given song.
0 for effort?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound like a fat joo.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Time spent making rhyme seems well spent for you my lad.
Considering the meagerness of your apparatis you have achieved a loose art.
Although I think someones pizza is getting cold.
On another subject...
"fuckin fag" sounds like hatin' to me, though I could be too old school.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off vanilla micedick
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yea...
you bring shame on musicians.
Submitted by oitsalex (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 15:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait...there's a new track?
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did anyone like the oathmeal prank call?
anyone..... ,, any takers?
can you understand the lyrics? only my left speaker works on my laptop so hope the levels are okay
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:52:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sympathy +2 for sounding like a cartoon
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congratulata playa.
Word.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up
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Don't be a hater, be a playa congratulata.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JamieT (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man thats me beatboxing and I record live to myspace with a butt plug
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Impressive!
Seriously man send me an email and I'll hit you back with a few sample tracks that you can use for myspace.
Not saying your beats are shit, they sound ok a bit under done maybe.
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Just sent you 2 tracks that I am working on. the tracks on myspace are old throw away tracks I did when I first bought my setup.
I use pro tools for final, roland midi even garage band for samples.
etc.
let me know what you think
Submitted by JamieT (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man thats me beatboxing and I record live to myspace with a butt plug
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Impressive!
Seriously man send me an email and I'll hit you back with a few sample tracks that you can use for myspace.
Not saying your beats are shit, they sound ok a bit under done maybe.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:02:46 EDT (#)
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Man thats me beatboxing and I record live to myspace with a butt plug
Submitted by JamieT (user info) at 2007-09-19 14:01:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit dude, I'm almost impressed... maybe not with the whole eminem thing you got going there but I could definitely send you over a nice beat or even drop 16 bars...
jamietimpson.at.gmail.com
What programs do you use?
I can send you drum patterns and samples for frooty loopz or reason.
I use pro tools for final mix
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:57:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ ...I hope you're not serious because your "rapping" makes Vanilla Ice sound like Pavoratti.
You remind me of a cartoon character. Remember Yazoo...or Wazoo...that little green fag that used to buzz around Fred Flinstone's head? That's YOU!
Your rhymes are fucking horrible, but that's actually overshadowed by your miserable timing and your voice? WOW. Not good, son.
I was right...You ARE a retard!
CONGRATULATIONS. I LOVE THE TRACK!
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Actually the second track on there has a verse on you too, I mention mrs shlongys cunt, but all in jest.
Study my flow homo, its lyrical and melodic as I toke on da chronic.
All I do is rhyme now I'm in the game yo
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
straight up GANGSTA, yo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:44:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Unfortunately, I don't run any "urban" stations so it doesn't fit any of my formats.
BUT GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR RAP CAREER!
We all have to dream.
In your next one, have Frank the Bear and Stok rap with you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ ...I hope you're not serious because your "rapping" makes Vanilla Ice sound like Pavoratti.
You remind me of a cartoon character. Remember Yazoo...or Wazoo...that little green fag that used to buzz around Fred Flinstone's head? That's YOU!
Your rhymes are fucking horrible, but that's actually overshadowed by your miserable timing and your voice? WOW. Not good, son.
I was right...You ARE a retard!
CONGRATULATIONS. I LOVE THE TRACK!
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY???
What the fuck did Shlongy ever to do to you?
Well, besides call you a "fucking retard" in pretty much every one of your posts?
HUH???
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I just thought you'd appreciate a shout out...
Maybe you wanna put it on the air...
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
cute endeavor
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY???
What the fuck did Shlongy ever to do to you?
Well, besides call you a "fucking retard" in pretty much every one of your posts?
HUH???
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick ass.
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many posts have I dedicated to you? How many cocks did you search before you found the right one to photoshop near my face?
You've faggotted again and you can't stop.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm down wit your heavy beats man... Keep it real, yo!
Write me a wicked ryhme about big boobs man.
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Beano!
Long time no bean
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
troof below
Submitted by locksly (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, haven't listened yet and I still won't. The fact that you can't stop sucking my cock is pretty typical of this place, too. Just ask inion_de_tunasnatch.
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The fact that YOU can't get off Ubersite even though Bart told you to Fuck Off is why I fucking smashed you with my dope style fresh sound beats.
The fact you project your want and need to fellate men onto me is another matter entirely.
BTW u = fag!
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-19 13:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope, haven't listened yet and I still won't. The fact that you can't stop sucking my cock is pretty typical of this place, too. Just ask inion_de_tunasnatch.