(SPT) Why The Fuck Would Anyone Become A Children's Entertainer? (775 hits)
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Submitted by DeathJester (View user info) at 2007-09-19 17:04:24 EDT
Consider this: The girl in the picture is the right age to have been on the program when it aired.
http://www.brillianttv.co.uk/timmymallett/index.php
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-09-20 11:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you said you were packing Ubersite in?
That girl is and was (at the time of that photo) old enough to do all manner of degenerate things with Mr. Mallet.
Also if Ray had replied to Zuul "I'm Timmy fucking Mallet, bitch!" she'd/he'd/it'd packed her/his/its bags and fucked off back to the nether region from whence she/he/it came. But not before she/he/it got his autograph.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-20 11:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHHH Timmy Mallet! I loathed him..
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-20 11:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha i saw him live once....
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Please tell me he didnt Mallett that?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-20 08:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Theres a whole lotta fun, waiting to be won!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-09-20 05:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The twins from Fun House did it for me. I always wanted a go on the go-carts too...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-20 04:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish I had Pat Sharpes hair.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-09-20 02:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BARNEY? FUCKING BARNEY?
IT'S TIMMY MALLETT YOU FUCKING KNUCKLE-DRAGGERS.
I bet you don't know who Pat Sharpe is either, do you?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-09-20 02:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait...so that's the guy that played Barney?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-09-19 19:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess it gets him laid. Years after the fact. So he doesn't seem like a total pedo.
Submitted by TechnoRatty (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
is it Thursday already *shakes head and stops drinking paraffin*
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
More SP than SPT
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ummmm, to score with chicks before they become teenagers?
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-09-19 18:06:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I remember Xuxa...someone photoshop "her" por favor
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
PAGING JMG114 TO THE WHITE COURTESY PHONE PLEASE
(dang, that chick is hott)
Submitted by DaBeast (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's the chicks, dude. Chicks get off on the costume. I'm serious. Barney saw more ass than a toilet at JFK during a snowstorm but he only ever got any WHILE HE WAS WEARING THE SUIT.
Chicks are mental.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-19 17:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
don't be dissin Barney.