Oathmeal, Perkman Help me out (1015 hits)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2007-09-19 20:35:32 EDT
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:49:41 EDT (#)
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I've never been more insulted before in my life...
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:40:25 EDT (#)
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PLUS TWO YA FUCKIN KIWI
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-24 00:02:36 EDT (#)
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Gee thanks Kaelic. I appreciate those kind words.
In unrelated news, isn't it funny how difficult it is to convey sarcasm through the written word? It is a fine art that most are unable to harnass the power of.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:58:25 EDT (#)
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Yeah, you're WAY cooler than these guys. Nice one, dipshit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:46:00 EDT (#)
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um... no.
That does seem rather sad, though.
Par for the course around this dump, however.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:35:05 EDT (#)
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Have you ever contemplated using an alter to argue and heat your own post up?
Me neither, it's a fucking retarded idea. That's why that Kaelic faggot is doing it right now on his other post.
What a loser.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-23 23:20:44 EDT (#)
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Oh it's quite intentional, pookie.
You enjoy being a cunt, I enjoy cunts like you thinking I have one.
but... ah... just how brutal of a throat fuck are you offering, by the way?
I'm not usually into that kind of thing - but I have a weak spot for cranky Australian retards.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 22:52:24 EDT (#)
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I can't help it. You have a really effeminate aura about you. Everything you do and say reminds me of a 16 year old girl who is still naive and sheltered a needs nothing more than a brutal throat fuck to teach her a little bit about what the world is REALLY all about.
I'm sure you don't do it intentionally, it's just your true personality breaking through the facade.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-23 20:49:46 EDT (#)
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Stop flirting with me.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-23 18:06:01 EDT (#)
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Thanks. I knew you'd understand, even though you are a dimwitted douchebag.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 23:28:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:51:22 EDT (#)
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Well that was a boring, irrelevant and long-winded answer.
I come here for the chicks.
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Yer SO cool.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 18:11:54 EDT (#)
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Nah, it's the chicks... And the good looking guys.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:51:22 PDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:32:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:15:41 EDT (#)
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I assumed it was some bullshit reference to a comment that was made on here somewhere, I just don't bookmark every review I've ever made like you do.
The line "I didn't realise you cared" is quite ironic, don't you think?
Let me guess, you're going to ask me to explain what I mean by that now. Way to be, super-genius.
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No explanation required.
I think I have that one all puzzled out, pookie. 'Irony' is a bad word, however - I quite readily admit I care about all kinds of things. I happen to enjoy being well thought of and certainly bear no shame in my continued desire to be liked.
I gotta be me.
Thing is, I'm a pretty likable fellow - heck I even did this for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99213 - remember that?
Why would I even DO something like that? Well... cuz you asked, I was bored and I DO find you amusing.
The fact that you are a giant cunt around here is a source of entertainment for me. Ratings, contrary to limited opinion, are meaningless to me - I come here for the interaction. The minds and personalities that power these little monikers are fascinating to me.
You seem like a pretty smart kid - does this really escape you?
Meh, whatever. Fuck you, etc.
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Well that was a boring, irrelevant and long-winded answer.
I come here for the chicks.
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bullshit, you're here for the -2s - it's the only thing you live for.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:51:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 17:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:15:41 EDT (#)
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I assumed it was some bullshit reference to a comment that was made on here somewhere, I just don't bookmark every review I've ever made like you do.
The line "I didn't realise you cared" is quite ironic, don't you think?
Let me guess, you're going to ask me to explain what I mean by that now. Way to be, super-genius.
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No explanation required.
I think I have that one all puzzled out, pookie. 'Irony' is a bad word, however - I quite readily admit I care about all kinds of things. I happen to enjoy being well thought of and certainly bear no shame in my continued desire to be liked.
I gotta be me.
Thing is, I'm a pretty likable fellow - heck I even did this for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99213 - remember that?
Why would I even DO something like that? Well... cuz you asked, I was bored and I DO find you amusing.
The fact that you are a giant cunt around here is a source of entertainment for me. Ratings, contrary to limited opinion, are meaningless to me - I come here for the interaction. The minds and personalities that power these little monikers are fascinating to me.
You seem like a pretty smart kid - does this really escape you?
Meh, whatever. Fuck you, etc.
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Well that was a boring, irrelevant and long-winded answer.
I come here for the chicks.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-09-20 14:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:32:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ratings, contrary to limited opinion, are meaningless to me - I come here for the interaction.
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Oh Sfaggy, your powers of provocation are amusing as usual - I have to say, it's the one thing you're somewhat good at.
Submitted by Natures_Biggest_Mistake (user info) at 2007-09-20 08:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 08:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is only ironic because I just finished an ass-to-mouth session with your sister you fucking ingrate.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-09-20 07:55:52 EDT (#)
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Hoff-meister
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-09-20 07:55:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-20 06:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 03:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I assumed it was some bullshit reference to a comment that was made on here somewhere, I just don't bookmark every review I've ever made like you do.
The line "I didn't realise you cared" is quite ironic, don't you think?
Let me guess, you're going to ask me to explain what I mean by that now. Way to be, super-genius.
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No explanation required.
I think I have that one all puzzled out, pookie. 'Irony' is a bad word, however - I quite readily admit I care about all kinds of things. I happen to enjoy being well thought of and certainly bear no shame in my continued desire to be liked.
I gotta be me.
Thing is, I'm a pretty likable fellow - heck I even did this for you: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99213 - remember that?
Why would I even DO something like that? Well... cuz you asked, I was bored and I DO find you amusing.
The fact that you are a giant cunt around here is a source of entertainment for me. Ratings, contrary to limited opinion, are meaningless to me - I come here for the interaction. The minds and personalities that power these little monikers are fascinating to me.
You seem like a pretty smart kid - does this really escape you?
Meh, whatever. Fuck you, etc.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-09-20 01:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahahahhaha your so clever!
HAH. I laughed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:15:41 EDT (#)
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I assumed it was some bullshit reference to a comment that was made on here somewhere, I just don't bookmark every review I've ever made like you do.
The line "I didn't realise you cared" is quite ironic, don't you think?
Let me guess, you're going to ask me to explain what I mean by that now. Way to be, super-genius.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'twas my pseudo intellectual annoying reference to your 'I'm only here for an hour' line.
Didn't realize you actually cared.
How interesting.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeh
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:19:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-20 10:38:15 EST (#)
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Good Christ.
Not you too.
tick tock, phag.
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What the fuck does "tick tock" mean, assclown?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:57:01 EDT (#)
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Ahh Hasselhoff - the mongoloid who made it
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:55:20 EDT (#)
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hahahahaahahah
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:53:27 EDT (#)
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I have a buzz and I am laughing.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-09-19 21:47:56 EDT (#)
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I think we sell that shirt
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:51:35 EDT (#)
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Show some respect for the hoff
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:45:42 EDT (#)
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This is like a JonnyX post, only it's you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-19 20:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good Christ.
Not you too.
tick tock, phag.