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APW-Inuit Masks, and I show some hole. (camwhore) (994 hits)

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Rating: 1.6 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (View user info) at 2007-09-19 22:55:21 EDT


In regards to the recent talk of faith/religion here, I'll quote Popeye "I-yam what I-yam."
I don't follow any major religion, but I still have faith in something larger than the world I inhabit. I just prefer not to give "it" a name, or live my life by outdated (but not totally irrelevant) texts.




"If you have abandoned one faith, do not abandon all faith. There is always an alternative to the faith we lose. Or is it the same faith under another mask?"- Graham Greene


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I've been reading Black Elk Speaks for the fifth time, just because his life is so interesting, and biographies are one of my main literary interests.

Actually, that's a lie, although I do appreciate biographies on Lakota medicine men, I haven't been reading the book again. I just thought it made a better introduction than "I saw some Inuit masks on the internet, and wanted to share my find."
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Actually that's a lie also.
I like Black Elk Speaks.
I haven't been reading the book again.
My entire motive for posting at all tonight was that I'm vain and and wanted to put up pictures of myself on the internet, but I didn't want to be straightforward and honest about it.

While I'm at it, I'm submitting my pictures for this deal here also:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111766

I've also included pictures of my nipples. I had written an entire story about them, in the form of a 3rd person, as in Fight Club called "We are Michael's nipples."
The entire story was about how my left nipple recieved the nickname "Gimpy."
I had a dog that jumped up while I was shirtless one day, and she pulled it halfway out, so now "Gimpy" is exactly 1/2 the size of my right nipple, who shall remain nameless.
Now you know, and you probably also realize why the story was scrapped.

As promised, here are some pictures of Inuit masks, a picture of my pierced nipples, a picture of my tattoo, and a camwhore, where I show some hole:


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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:33:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHY do you look completely different in every single photo?! :)

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

First of all, what's with the nipple rings? Second, why do you only have 4 fingers? That seriously disturbs me.
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Alligator snapping turtle.

When I was 14, I took a .22 out into the woods, just to shoot at stuff. I saw this turtle sitting on the bank, probably weighed 50 lbs or more. I shot him a couple times, and he slipped off the bank into the water.

I rushed over to where he had gone under, and tried to grab his tail, but he dissappeared. Unfortunately, a moment later, so did my finger. I did however end up grabbing a stick, and poking around until he bit down. Then I proceeded to maim him once I had him on dry land.

Actually, thats a true story, except for the losing a finger part. I still have 5 fingers, it was just a bad angle.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-26 13:00:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-02-26 12:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

First of all, what's with the nipple rings? Second, why do you only have 4 fingers? That seriously disturbs me.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're much older than I thought you were, or at least you appear to be older...

HAR HAR GREY HAIR


Oh wait...

Submitted by LegoSockPuppet (user info) at 2007-10-08 23:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-20 13:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-09-20 13:04:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-09-20 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-09-20 09:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you're cool..

Submitted by jamowilly40 (user info) at 2007-09-20 08:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-20 05:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me that you're stoned out of your head right now.


Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-09-20 07:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY SHIT YOU ONLY HAVE 4 FINGERS!!!


Oh, and I dig the top center and top left masks.

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-09-20 06:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I actually don't think too bad of you but you have one of the gayest tattoos I've ever seen not to mention pierced nipples are what in shape dudes had 10 years ago. 2000's are calling you man and letting you know that the twenty tens are right around the corner.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-09-20 05:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH GOD WHY!

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-09-20 05:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me that you're stoned out of your head right now.


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-09-20 05:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You only have 4 fingers?
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and a penis where your thumb should be?

Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-09-20 04:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

We all have a lot of regrets in this life. Yours should be that sprawling mistake on your shoulder.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-09-20 02:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd regret this too, but there's something about it that'll make everything ok.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-20 01:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me that you're stoned out of your head right now.
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Nein Kommandant Bob. Though I was when I tooke the picture. That was about 4 hours ago, and I"ve sobered up. And I should be getting some sleep right now, but I have problems with it, so I take Lunesta for it. However, with Lunesta, if you don't fall asleep within the first hour or so, it makes it harder to sleep, plus, you start to have these wierd visions in your head, and you have what they call an Ambitrip, or in this case, a Lunatrip. Makes you think really wierd things it does. And that's whats going on now. So now I have to go finish off the joint I started earlier to help me get some sleep tonight. And maybe flog the log for good measure.

Oh I'm having a moment of lucidity, and remembering an episode of It's always sunny in Philadelphia which link I was going to throw in with all my other crap, it's one they didn't show on TV called Mac is a Serial Killer.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2IjM0yMyXdM

Wait. what?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-09-20 01:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-09-20 00:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me that you're stoned out of your head right now.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You only have 4 fingers?

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please say "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again"

I just want to make sure.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-09-19 23:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Accurate title.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Please tell me that you're stoned out of your head right now.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-09-19 22:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn. I already regret this.


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