Queen's pic (2506 hits)
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Submitted by Queen Mama <Queenxtc_.at.webtv.net> (View user info) at 2003-08-01 03:05:21 EDT
I posted the link to my pic on another post already, the A/S/L one, but i'm going to become a pic whore and make a post of it. A few of you have seen it already, it's nothing great, just me, but I like to also put a face with a name when i'm talking to people. So now when i'm bashing you for being a fucknut and making a dumb ass post, or flirting with you non-stop, you will at least know what I look like.
Don't bash me too hard- I wouldn't want you to hurt my e-feelings....lol.
So, my uber-rep aside, here I am =)
Yeah, you'll have to click on the link below, b/c I have WEBTV® aka WebShitty, and can't do attatchments. I know I know, it's sad really. <insert pity here>
Disclaimer- all the b/c's are brought to you by Nobb, he just LOVES it when I b/c instead of typing out BECAUSE.
http://community.webtv.net/QueenXtc_/TheQueensPalace/page3.html
xo Queen ox
User Reviews
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:33:32 EDT (#)
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Ehh..
She looks like she's pretty pudgy body-wise.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-07-09 22:17:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her.
Submitted by Shay (user info) at 2004-02-05 10:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Who cares.
Submitted by Heimdall (user info) at 2003-12-14 17:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for your god awful website
Submitted by Sould_Oubt (user info) at 2003-08-16 20:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Remember that scene in Terminator when he cuts out his own eye in the bathroom? It looks like you did that to your right one. Your lack of thin suggests that you have relatively large mammories...always a good thing. Not a breats man, but, yknow, I enjoy them. You look like an overweight slampig. I wouldn't throw you out of bed ... too quick.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-16 19:58:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:06:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice photo- not at all as i expected you to look.
You are stunningly gorgeous- this is not an exaggeration
(+2)
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 15:53:13 (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, cutie. =)
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Did I post both of these? Jesus.
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-04 08:25:59 EDT (#)
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Bloody net whores.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-04 04:01:02 EDT (#)
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No Micky, actually that was not my intention, but the pure thought of that act has now excited me beyond the use of descriptive words. I will leave my back door unlocked tonight baby!!!....xoxo
Queen
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-04 02:16:39 EDT (#)
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queen, are you tryin to make these boys masturbate?
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-04 01:33:21 EDT (#)
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Jake_Plummer-
What I mean by 'I used to do it professionaly' means that, years and years ago- (I was 17 at the time), I was a professional Dominatrix. I didn't do it for long, It was a way to make ends meet, at a time in my life when things were haywire for me. Due to the fact that I was under 18 I didn't perform sexual acts (not that I would have anyways) But I did have my own chamber, and was dom over men that wanted to be spanked, tied up, dripped with candle wax, ect. There only reward for being 'good-boys' was getting to lick the heel of my boot, or sucking the end of my whip. I wore the basic 'dom-wear' black catsuits mostly, spiked high-heels and to somewhat cover my 'under 18' face, I would wear a leather 'mardis gras' looking mask. Kinda like a catwoman mask. I'd break out the whip and the whole 9 yards. I did it for about a year, actually getting hired there when I was 16. B/c the place did not focus on fullfilling 'sexual fantasies' and focused primariliy on catering to the needs of fullfilling dominating fantasies to men and women.
So, that was me, and the name QueenXtc derived from there. I also went by NsaneXtc at one point, before finally deciding to make QueenXtc my 'dom-handle'.....
Of course I have a family now, and all that, but If I was single and didn't have kids, I would do it again in a heartbeat. But the life I have now is much better, and me and my fiance' have fun sexually, switching the dom role from me to him, which I prefer anyways...=)~
mwaa Queen
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-08-03 20:10:52 EDT (#)
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mmmm id love to bend you over
Submitted by PuffInqAllDay (user info) at 2003-08-03 16:11:31 EDT (#)
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Voluptious lady, I like. Very pretty.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 15:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey, cutie. =)
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-02 15:10:20 EDT (#)
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Queen, what do you mean by this???
"I am very dominant sexually, and used to even do it professionally"
Do tell...
Submitted by qaijinx (user info) at 2003-08-02 05:40:32 EDT (#)
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wuvjoow!:o, heh. 8]
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:54:53 EDT (#)
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Wow.. You are good lookin .. maybe I will let you whip my ass..
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-08-01 17:37:51 EDT (#)
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I didnt care enough to go to that link.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:26:23 EDT (#)
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Thank you all so much for your nice words. Really, I've had a rough couple of days, and ya'll have really lifted my spirits! =)
I am very flattered by your compliments, it means allot to me.
And to who was asking about if I did "rolls" i'm going to assume that's the drug exstacy, and no I have not. I've never done X. Only smoked the happy-tobacco and done one hit of acid as far as "drugs" are conerned.
The XTC behind the QueenXtc means sexual exstacy. I am very dominant sexually, and used to even do it professionally- but that's a whole nother post.....<wink>
Queen
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-01 15:06:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice photo- not at all as i expected you to look.
You are stunningly gorgeous- this is not an exaggeration
(+2)
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-08-01 12:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's the only one that kind of resembles her name.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-08-01 11:37:08 EDT (#)
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you look pretty much how i pictured you.
Submitted by txyankee (user info) at 2003-08-01 11:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not liking B.E.T
-Alan
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-08-01 11:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're pretty.
+2 for WAITING TO ESTABLISH YOUR ($&#(*# REPUTATION ON UBERSITE BEFORE POSTING A )(*R$&#(*#@ PICTURE.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-08-01 09:38:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Very nice, no need to lose weight in my opinion. But, could you pretty in that dykish way? Please?
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-08-01 09:35:10 EDT (#)
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you really do not need to lose weight. pretty in a non-dykish kinda way!
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-01 09:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should star in one of those movies where the women are too poor to afford any clothes and dont do much talking...
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-01 08:44:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Queen, you are one fine lady. Need to lose 20 lbs my ass..... I would say that you should stay right where you are. Stick insects are too easy to accidentaly break.
Submitted by glasscpp (user info) at 2003-08-01 08:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a very attractive woman!
Cheers,
glasscpp
ps your kid is cute, I'd post pics of my kids but haven't had time to scan them in.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-08-01 08:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yummy.... How many licks does it take to get to the center of YOUR tootsie pop?
I may never know... FUCK!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-01 07:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Honey, you are fine. Actually very pretty. Nice smile. I can imagine you are a very sexy woman when it comes down to it.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-08-01 07:05:07 EDT (#)
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You use webtv? Excellent. I love webtv.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-01 07:00:42 EDT (#)
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ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-01 06:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you have any more pics....xx
Submitted by qaijinx (user info) at 2003-08-01 05:47:57 EDT (#)
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So Queen do you due rolls?
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 05:05:12 EDT (#)
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It's ok Random, I didn't mean to sound so harsh. Well actually yes I did, but i'm over it now...lol. Now I don't know about 'plus size' but, I thank you for your compliment. I know where you are trying to go with it, it's just hard to find the right words. I'm not thin, but not fat, I'm in the middle, but I hold it well =)
Drink- really, 8 on 8-8-88, that's cool. You think you could handle me babe..? I think I may just hurt you..
You know...the name isn't QueenXtc meaning the drug, i'll let you figure out the rest <wink>
<insert crack of whip sound here>
Queen
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POST A PICTURE OF YOUR BOO-TAY!!!
Submitted by ekkythumpin (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
your cute .... mmmmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes please yes please yes please!!! Me me me me me !! I wants some Queen Loving!!
Mick = "when i go down, i go all the way down, the back of my neck gets wet" - I just laughed so hard in work my boss told me to leave the room!!!!!
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:52:14 EDT (#)
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8 is your lucky number? Well, I was 8 years old on 8-8-88. So let's do it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-01 04:47:10 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry Queen. What I said sounded mean, but you could seriously be a plus sized model.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:44:26 EDT (#)
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Your right random Joe, I do look "kinda chunky" and that's b/c I am, read my STACKER 2 post, and then kiss my j-lo ass cumwad. And I prefer the word "thick" over chunky thank you, I am not a jar of salsa, alltho I can be spicey!...lol
Micky, WOOOHOOO it's on now babay! But I must admit, your neck will be getting no where near wet with me...lol...but your go-tee and face sure will be!! There ain't nothing like riding a go-tee!
And about my animals!- I LOVE animals, if ya can't tell! But i'm done, no more pets, Juliette is the newest and the last.
But thanx to all ya'll that made me smile, your nice words have made me feel very sexy tonight! =)~
Queen
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do anal.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:33:42 EDT (#)
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You look like you have just sat on someting that startled you....
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:21:56 EDT (#)
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I'd hate to see the kind of chicks mick is workin on if his neck is getting wet.
Is there an echo?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH MAMA! IF IT DOESNT WORK OUT WITH YOUR OLD MAN, GIVE ME A CALL AND I WILL LEAVE MY WIFE.
I WILL HEPP YOU LOSE THAT 20 LBS.
I MIGHT NOT BE MUCH TO LOOK AT, BUT....
i can fix your car
i can do the yard work
i can remodel your house
i always have the kindest weed
i make serious cabbage
i will pick up the dog shit
when i go down, i go all the way down, the back of my neck gets wet.
i wont shit my pants
Pets~ 3 Dogs.(Choco lab named Bailey, Siberian Husky named Keerah and Toy Poodle named Louie) ...1 Cocateil (Uncle Edward)...2 Black cats..(Romeo & Juliette)...1 Turtle~ (Rex)...2 Snakes~ a 6 ft Columbian Red Tail Boa Constrictor..(Seduction) and a 2 ft Ball Python (yet to be named) and 1 Beta fish (killer)
geyad-damn woman!!!!! you need to get another animal that eats all the other animals shit!!
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're one cute-assed gurl, Queen! One attractive person to another.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-08-01 04:07:06 EDT (#)
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you're kind of chunky.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:05:29 EDT (#)
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Awww ya'll are sweet to me.
LOL Circco for flying into the bedroom in bat-style..lol. Yeah I also have much fun with my fangs!
Thank ya'll for your sweet remarks, even the MILF ones, and the "lets fuck sometime' ones...>=)~
Queen
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-08-01 04:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an attractive woman. And you've got a decent haircut, unlike someone I could name.
Submitted by qaijinx (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're pretty cute.
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone,
can we get a MILF going:
MILF, MILF, MILF!!!
-going to bed now, very tired....
Submitted by k-dawg (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:44:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i think you're exceptionally beautiful queen. we should fuck some time;)
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:40:02 EDT (#)
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I have fangs too, they are so fun :)
My girlfriend really likes it when I bite her neck, but she doesn't know it, because she is asleep and I fly into her room in bat form. Well you get the idea.
Also you are right, it is just a fuzzy bad picture, and you said to bash you so I HAD to come up with something.
I need to get a more serious picture of me, eating a fish like that was fun, the eyeballs were really hard too. Hmm, well yea. I should sleep. Why can't I sleep, I'm not tired. my knee hurts I want to whine and bitch some more. Can I have some cheese. No it's all gone, we don't even have drinks at my house I'm rambiling now.
I guess I'll keep on, rambling, doo bum ba bow, now's the time the nime is now
On my way, bum ba bow, been this way ten years to the day
gotta ramble on, doo bow bum ba dow, Yeah I can't remember the lyrics well. NIGHT CHILDREN, PHOTOSHOP ME I EXPECT IT BECAUSE I'M HIGH ON LIFE.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do ya.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:34:36 EDT (#)
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Ok, I went and looked and I know why now my eyebrows look diffrent, b/c I have one slightly raised. I do that sometimes in pictures, that also explains as to why my eyes do it too....
Note to self...quit doing that.
Damn, now you make me wanna take my pic off...=(
Queen
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:31:05 EDT (#)
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lol, awwwww I'm sorry Jake, that's another reason I made this post, b/c I didn't want conversations coming up all throughout it like that...=)
And Cirrco, I know, like I said, that really isn't all that great of a pic. I've got my head turned a wierd way too, so my eyes look crooked too...lol. BUT OMG YES my eyebrows ARE symetrical...LOL...I'm a make up artist for goodness sakes! And as far as my teeth, they do look kinda wierd there, but also all that was on was a small lamp in the corner, no flourecent lights on at all. My teeth are allot whiter than they look there, I promise, being in people's faces when doing a makeover, they have to be.
What about my bad-ass vampire teeth..? Can you see those puppies? People ask me all the time If I had them shaped like that, but nope that's how they've always been!
And NU-UH, I think you're a cutie!
Queen
Submitted by jake_plummer (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:19:17 EDT (#)
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wow the queen is kinda hot. Not what i expected.
too bad she made my badass post a lovefest:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059680288405318279
Jake plummer
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:15:15 EDT (#)
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ROFLMAO THE VISUALS I HAVE... Wait yu said that already.
The only bashing I can do is your eyebrows look not symetrical, and you don't have the whitest teeth, and well what am I saying, you are cuter than me.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055803435826123815
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-08-01 03:06:43 EDT (#)
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Let the bashing begin =)~